Wednesday, September 30, 2009

*Sniff* We'll No One Stop His Mad Actions!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sparklers!

So--the American thing to do is not try to hold the Olympics here. Because that means Obama is abandoning the troops.

USA!

Second Verse, Same As The First.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a carbon rod!

Right. NYT endagers our troops. Of course sending them over there in the first place--good and proper! Someone has to teach the dervishes and the fuzzy-wuzzies a lesson!

She's A Proper Woman, She Is!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because electric tape!

"I disapprove of your appearance! That makes you bad!"

Death To The Free Press!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because feeling groovy!

"Don't they understand? They should only print what we tell them to!"

Evil Has Triumphed!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because go tell the Spartans.

"NOOOOO! Without one of our mighty bloggers gone, who will fight the NYT?"

Next Up--She Assaults A Nun!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're just like little kids too.


Yes, Muir. We get it. Liberals suck, and your new liberal is the suckiest of all.

Silence Is Golden!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no more Mr. Squeaky Clean.

See! The New York Times is a bunch of traitorous traitors! Traitors! USA! USA! The media should just shut up!

Say, What?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because please, please let me hold your hand.

Umm--no, Muir. NO WMDS were found in Iraq. That is--zero. None. But then you'd have to admit what a fuck up you are and what a bunch of fuckups you've backed eh?

Womenfolk Gotta Learn Their Place!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it is shining.

Yep. Making sure this straw liberal lasts good and long, by not giving her a single positive personality trait. She's uppity! Like the Dixie Chicks!

Yes, Virginia. Muir Is That Stupid.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Tennesee Waltz.


See! We're killing all the bad people! That will crush the insurgency!

What A Coinky-dink!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I like the way.

I wonder if the strip now has achieved enough 'asshole saturation' to cause it to collapse into a black hole.

How NOT To Make An Analogy

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the shadow of the wind.

Yeah. A determined, dangerous insurgency is JUST like a little ball of fur. Identical.

What A Leftie Bitch, Eh?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Ah, yes. Liberals are rude and hypocritical, because my imaginary liberal is rude and hypocritical. We've been down this path before.

Oooh, Boy.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what a wonderful world.

"Ha ha! Clever, eh? But seriously--I'm not a racist!"

Meet The Replacement!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I didn't say purple dragons, did I?

As our old straw liberal is wearing out, we're bringing in a new one. More shallow--more obnoxious--more easily bested in an argument! Enjoy!

We Need Insulation To Keep Reality Out!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because she sells sea shells.

Remember--staying on the Square Planet requires constant doses of wingnut to keep the Real World from getting in. If we let a single source go dry, we might have to deal with the fact that we're full of shit.

See! Clinton=Witch!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hay is for horses.

Yeah. I think he did that one before.

HAHAHA! It's Funny Because It's True!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you'll never break this heart of stone.

Muir really doesn't get politics, does he? And yet he continues to write and draw a political cartoon. That is his tragedy.

That's Not What They Said, Moron.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because horseplay!

"The antiwar movement are such scum! Don't they see that we need to kill all the bad people?"

"First Amendment--Schmirst Amendment!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

What is it with conservatives and bombing the New York Times? It's a pretty middle-of-the-road paper, but they act like it's Pravda.

Right, Muir.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because run, run, run to me.

Trying to get out of a nation we invaded--is tantamount to surrender.

Another word to circle in that dictionary I've got to send him.

Pfft. Libs!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sweater vest to the rescue!

"Ahh, don't be stupid! Clearly the insurgents will all stop now!"

"Lose Weight. Make Good Money At Home."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because eat the rich!

Remember when Muir was complaining about the Democrats not having a plan for Iraq? And now he's considering this bit of drivel genius? Well, that's because liberals have to spell everything out--they're morons and the only way we can be sure they aren't trying to sell America to the terrorists is if they lay it out step by step. But right wingers are smart, so they only have to tell people what their goals are, since they're clearly going to achieve them! At least, if we stay pure and use our WILLPOWER!

So We Have Confirmation--Zed IS The Antichrist...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the walls of Jericho.

"I mean, think about it! We'd have been making Jesus cry!"

I'd Like To Thank You All For Having Me Here!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because three sheets to the wind.

So again. Men. Women. Know what I mean?

Try The Veal!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because eels! Fresh eels!

Right. Men. Women. Know what I mean?

I'm Guessing He Was Busy This Week.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do you really want to hurt me?

That's the same panel from last comic.

Cthulhu? Is That You?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because throw the dice!

You know, while Muir's ability to draw his cast has improve slightly over the years, incidental characters are still generally a challenge to him. Witness his elderly couple, who look like they just came in from a Fellini movie casting call.

And--She Didn't Notice He Was In Pain Earlier Because...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because gotta move!

Soooo.... bears...

Satan Met A Lady.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because form follows function.

Well, Zed's now in the running for 'Most Abrupt Hamfisted Marriage Proposal'...

Designing Widgets Just Isn't Doing It For Me.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in the sun I feel as one.

Yeah... So--she feels overworked, but has the time to do something like that. Okay...

They Employ These People--Why?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the hedgehog has but one.

Yeah. Bears.

Stupid Womenfolk! Know Your Place!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I've been waiting for you.

Stupid Dixie Chicks! Don't they know they have no right to hold a different opinion than me?

White Riot

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's ALIVE!

No! What's wrong with you, President Bush? You haven't invaded any more evil Muslim nations, and now you're talking about giving in to the terrorist immigrants! We got you in to put the brown-skinned folk down! We're for justice--which means just us! Obey us--or we'll break things! Because we know how a democracy should run!

They Are Not Pure Enough!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if I had a hammer.

Don't elected Republicans understand? Everybody hates immigrants!

Stupid Repubs!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because FLAME ON!

Yes, that's what we need! A third party, based on austere morality and populist nationalism! Opposing the wealthy parasites and dirty foreigners who threaten our great land!

Why--they could even wear uniforms!

Who Do Illegal Immigrants Think They Are? Torturers?

It's All Our Yesterdays!

"In my dream America, illegal immigrants and Congress men who were even suspected of doing wrong would be SHOT!"

That Has To Be It!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's all right now--I think it's a gas.

Sure! This one editorial proves everything else is false! I don't have to examine it! It has to be right. Because we're winning the war. If we can't trust Karl Rove's deputy--who can we trust?

Yep. Democrats Are MORE Corrupt Than Republicans! Yep!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because let the sunshine in.

Yep! Permanent Majority! People love us! Things Are Fine! STOP STARING AT ME!

What's That? Abramoff? LA-LA-LA!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

They clearly in lunatic denial over how great we are! But hey--permanent majority, people!

Maybe We Should Invade Them!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because flag on the moon!

...Yep. Everythings FINE IN IRAQ! AND HAMAS IS POWERFUL--BECAUSE! SHUT UP! STOP LOOKING AT ME!

America For Americans!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's the jeri curl.

"The government can't be spying on us! They haven't shipped out all the Mexicans!" Brilliant.

"Only Republicans Should Have No Fear Of Consequences!"

It's All Our Yesterdays!

Muir's ability to feel outrage at the Kennedys and their privileged life while absolving Republicans of worse sins remains a sight to behold.

Slow News Day.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the asphalt jungle.

I do wonder why that story caught his eye, though.

Foolish Republicans! Sullying Our Pure Blood!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what can I do?

"This is almost as bad as when they enfranchised the Negroes!"

Ahh, You Wacky Wetbacks! Will You Ever Learn?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't cry it's only thunder.

Nice. Yeah. Very nice.

Bah! Science! Bah!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

So many fetishes, in such a small strip.

Oh, You Silly Libs.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I love the way.

The Master would never steer us wrong. It's not his way.

Yeah! Nice Try McCain!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because lines form on my face and my hands.

Pfft. Does he actually think he's gonna get the 2008 Republican candidacy? PLEASE!

Our Inevitable Triumph Will Proceed Shortly.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I killed John Sullivan!

Yep. We're gonna kick Iran's ass--any day now. Just wait and see.

Life On Mars.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where were we.

"Remember when I said we'd won Afghanistan? Right. I never said that."

Why Do They Assault Our Glowing, Glowering God.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this is my hall.

Yeah. The press never criticizes the Kennedys. Especially Ted.

Okay--that might not be true. But really--they're not picking on Rumsfield for anything he did. I mean--is it his fault that everything he said about Iraq was wrong?

Stupid Evil Liberal Media!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because epiphany!

You think you can accuse a man of lying because he told untrue things to get us into war? It doesn't work like that! Only Democrats lie--about things like blow jobs. Telling untrue things to start a war is not lying, because it's for the greater good--destroying all our enemies, and helping to make America a true democracy, where only right-wingers have power and people do what they're told. Can't you see that?

Know What I Mean

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

So... Chivers is being insulted as a girly man--because Muir thinks his byline resembles that of a Romance novelist.

Gosh. What ever is he suggesting?

The Fun Just Doesn't Stop. Or Start.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sparkly!

"I'm unashamed of my parasitical behavior!"

You Don't Know What Words Mean, Do You?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if I wasn't Carpetted man, I'd be nothing!

Damon is 'analytical'? The man has the logical ability of a carp! And if I take that back it'd be because I decided it was insulting to carps!

"We Need A MORE CONSERVATIVE Party!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the apple don't fall far from the tree.

Yep. Apparently even Jan now recognizes the righteousness of "not-quagmire" Iraq. And because the Republicans have to worry about getting elected, they're alarming Muir by trying to do things non-Square Planeters like.

"Ha! Man, No Way Could I Ever Like McCain!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because king me.

You know--Muir, like most wingnuts suffers from the delusion that he is a brilliant independent thinker, while in reality getting spoonfed opinions on topics by a bunch of bloviating morons. The result is Muir has no consistent philosophical stance, despite imagining he does.

Reform Is Evil!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the joke's on them!

Heh heh heh. 2008's gonna be fun.

"Besides, That Would Require Moving."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because new wave.

Yeah. Bears.

Our Flag Is The Bestest Flag!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if the cap fits.

Remember--flying the Mexican flag over the American flag makes Baby Jesus cry.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

"I See Better Without My Eyes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because justice has a fist!

"Obama is egotistical! And he doesn't listen to people! And he wants us to do things! And he's a black Democrat!"

"Wait--forget that last one! That's not why we don't like him! It's the other reasons!"

Viva FAIL!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Huge Chunkfist!

Which is why they want American citizenship!

Wait...

Well--come on people! Brown folk are supposed to feel ashamed about not being white! Everyone knows that!

Tobacco!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hoosegow!

If you're wondering, so far as I can tell, the novel she's reading is a self-published one.

Epic Logic FAIL!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because square the circle.

Wow. Just... wow.

What A Putz.

It's All Our Yesterdays!

Yeah. Quote the song that supports Governor "Segregation Now, Segregation Forever" Wallace, you moron.

Okay--A Little Better...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because HIGH...low.

The 'Ain't the interweb great?' talking point and the 'Zed is old' punchline are barely connected, but--he put in SOME effort this time.

We Left The Funny Out Of This Strip. Can You Taste The Difference?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sandpaper!

Yeah. Muir really needs to work on his writing skills before trying to shovel in the talking points. But we all know that, don't we?

Not A Real Conversation.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sweet hot pad love!

Yeah... people don't talk like this.

The Insights Of A Third-Rate Vegas Lounge Act.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because when it hot she didn't wear much more.

Yeah. Let's move on.

Ah. More Incidental "Humor"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Space Invaders!

...

Bears.

"This Is How I Support The Troops!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because more light!

"So--see? They don't NEED body armor!"

Thus, I State My Case!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Right. And this proves all claims about racism are false. And that Democrats are corrupt. And... what's that? Abramoff? Never heard of him!

Don't They Speak American?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I think we just found Mr. Winky.

Yeah--name one successful polyglot nation, that lasted centuries with more than one language in use. Other than the Roman Empire. And Belgium. And Holy Roman Empire of the Germans. And Spain. And...

"A Failed War, AND A Botched Handling Of A Natural Disaster! Top That Dems!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not in masks.

"Okay, the Dems may fool some of the people by insisting they can do better than our corrupt evil Republican regime, but it's clearly an empty claim. I mean--God loves us! And so does America!"

When Assholes And Nonassholes Think You're An Asshole, You're In Trouble.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because try to catch me riding dirty.

I'll give Muir credit here--for once he's on the side of angels. Of course he doesn't want to do anything about the process that results in people being disabled and getting free meals at O'Briens, but hey what's losing a limb in service to the glorious cause of...mumble mumble?

And Then Alan Moore Kicked Muir's Ass.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all the women came and went--their footservants too.

Yeah. Muir doesn't realize that V's a left-wing anarchist, does he?

"She Is Also A REAL Racist. And A REAL Sexist."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Grand Central Station.

"That white males benefit the most from the way our society is now structured is a coinincidence, and is not why I, a white male, insist that there are no problems with race that those uppity brown people don't bring on themselves."

"And They're ALSO The REAL Racists!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Yeah. The Democrats looking out for the unfortunate. How--exploitive.

"Yeah! They're The REAL Racists!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because duck soup!

"Don't they see that any show of solidarity shows a lack of respect towards their white masters? And that means that they want to wipe us out!"

"Don't Mess With Whitopia!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's coming right for us!

...

Jesus...

...

Master of ick.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because joy!

Damon. He's good people.

WHY? WHY MUST HE DO THE NECK THING?!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the world is hollow. And I have touched the sky.

Boy, Muir sure makes you think. About his utter lack of talent.

But They Do It With Love.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because photon torpedoes!

Hey, it's not insensitive! They only make fun of it because it's funny!

How Noble Of Him.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

See? Muir feels for the hot Muslim babes who have to wear burkas. What a great guy.

How Dare They!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a million to one.

He really thinks he's being clever, doesn't he?

No Need For Research!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dance of a thousand veils...

"Why bother testing things when you can merely use your Godgiven rightness, knowing that everyone agrees with you?"

*Whack*

It's All Our Yesterdays!

My God. Muir doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. And has created a massive conspiracy based on his own ignorant misunderstandings.

HAHA!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there is a place called Ontario.

Boy--why are they even trying! Permanent majority, baby!

Those Silly Dems!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because ATTACK!

Heh! No way those guys are gonna win!

Ha. Ha.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

So, shortly we will be able to enjoy Muir's earlier Sunday cartoons.

Joy.

Ummm... Yeah.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hearts in Atlantis.

Muir shows how not-racist he is by focusing on a story largely promulgated by racist right-wingers filled with Hispanic fear.

Ummm... Wait...

It's All Our Yesterdays!

I think Muir forgot that he turned Jan the Clueless White Girl into Jan the Clueless Portuguese Girl...

Boy, Straw Liberals Are So Rude!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I remember doing the time warp.

Right. Bears.

So Very Sad....

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we need cola!

...

Yeah. Let's move on, shall we?

Ready When You Are, Captain Mitty!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there was music in the parks.

Okay, someone really needs to explain the difference between "real" and "pretend" to Muir. This is getting worse.

"Ha! I Win, Libs!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there is no spoon.

Ahh. So fake-Muir, aka Zed, is a military hero. So see, real-Muir knows all about war and sacrifice and stuff.

Yeah. I know. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad. Let's move on.

OOH, GOD! IT'S BACK!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because behind door #3...

"Perhaps she'll see the awesome powers our death penises give us, when we grip them in our hands."

"I Coulda Been Lynched Then!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because that time we took a boat!

...Yeah. Let's move on.

Cue Yakkity Sax!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the time is now!

It's like Benny Hill. Only not as subtle.

The Ick Keeps Coming!

It's All Our Yesterdays!

I guess being characters in a sexist assholes fictional universe as broken the wills of the female portion of the cast to resist...

I mean, that's gotta be why they're both in "Wall Poster Poses".

Oh, Now He's Not Even Trying To Hide It.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I want to ride my bicycle!

Do the "chick with gun" fetishists really think that everyone else is impressed by their manliness? Really?

Ach, Muir. Tell Me About Your Mother.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Well, someone has a complex...

Only Wussies Don't Like Guns!

It's All Our Yesterdays!Because power of HEART!

Boy, what nice people.

Muir PREDICTS!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my spurs go jingle jangle!

Yep. Clearly Muir's brilliant summation of the situation will go down in the history books. Yep.

Wait... Wha...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because have a heart!

Okay... somebody really has to explain the concept of "logic" to Muir. He seems to use some bizarre alternative process that he's cobbled together as a stopgap substitute.

Blogger Says "Blogs Rule!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in the name of love.

"Of course, he doesn't say what they're going to do when they destroy the big news and have to get along without any investigative reporting because they're not equipped for it..."

"I Mean--We're All Neurotic Balls Of Hate!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because go Packers!

...Yeah. This scene screams out "Bears" to me...

Is Muir Allergic To Punchlines?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because at no point smile.

And if he is--what about coherency?

The Worst Part Is They Aren't Even Sexy...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Spanish Castle magic!

I see we're dispensing with any effort at having jokes in favor of the cubist cheescake. Great.

More Classy!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because let me have your magic bus!

"Or it could be the way you've developed a rack like Power Girl's as the strip's gone on."

Classy.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because songs we knew were on the hit parade.

Boy, that fictional Cindy Sheenan sure is a bitch eh? Abusing her boy's memory like that. As opposed to Muir who wants more boys like her sons to die for our country, if it means we can accomplish whatever it is that attacking Iraq will accomplish.

Well, That's A Timesaver!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because choo-choo!

Yep. Not having to draw anything--that really cuts down your workload. And so does not having an original punchline!

"It's Just Not Fair!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Peter Piper picked a peck of pickeled peppers!

"Well, sir, you can always rest secure in the knowledge that your getting away with things that you could technically be impeached for."

"True--but I want to have none of that--account table thing."

It Must Be A Cover-Up!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because rally 'round the flag, boys!

Yeah. The part of Hilary Clinton is still being played by Yoda I see.

Yeah. That's Clearly What He Meant.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dance horse! Dance!

"The Press shouldn't be running National Security! National Security should be running the Press!"

But of course--we are the fascists.

Letting The Aliens WIN!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because HOWL!

"Courage means sending young men out to die for you--no matter how many it takes!"

HA!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the circumferance of the Earth--is pretty damn big.

It's funny because girls like shoes! Ha ha ha!

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's about redemption.

Bears. Yep. Bears.

Heh... Heh... Get The Shotgun, Verne!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Lum and Abner!

....Yeah. That's just creepy.

How DARE They!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Strangers built the city.

Then: "There are NO comparisons between Bush and Hitler. Absolutely none! NONE! Even suggesting that is innappropriate! And letting the terrorists win!"

Now: "Obama IS JUST LIKE HITLER!"

Pffft. What Does He Know!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wavy gravy!

"Yeah--the soldiers are all totally gung ho about the war. So's the public! So are the Iraqis! It's just a tiny group of malcontents complaining! Everything's fine! FINE, DO YOU HEAR ME? FINE!!!"

WOOOH!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jam tomorrow!

"Yep! I'm a Republican so I can kill Democrats! Suck it, libs! We've got a permanent majority now! RARH!"

Monday, September 28, 2009

What The Hell Does That EVEN MEAN?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tap dancing!

The homie he's giving the shoutout to is still up, so I checked it out, and discovered endless, formless rants about how Obama is a pussy and Bill Clinton is a sleaze, and the right wing is awesome, and how yes, she wants Obama to fail. It's all cheerfully borderline schizophrenic, and naturally, she's pleased as punch that Muir noticed her.

The Interweb. Helping crazy find crazy.

So--Obama's The Cheshire Cat?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because uh-huh!

Yep. We should go back to the last president's transparency policy--torture people, lie about it, then try to redefine torture. Good times.

Who?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm a Valerian.

Ahh, yes. Another shout out to his homies. Fun...

And This Is Important Because....?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because oh, to be Prince Caspian!

So--they want to--attract tourism. And... that's bad, because--you know--that's a kicking motto...

*sigh*

Sometimes, I wonder why I bother. But then--how else am I going to spend my time? Besides, I can't let this terrible, terrible comic beat me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because flee flame!

Does he think that neck thing is a good picture?

Ha. Ha.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're out of carp.

I believe always thinking it's about you is a defining trait of narcissism.

Coherant? HA! In Your Dreams!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we

"We should hate and fear Muslims, even as we allow them to work for us!"

Muir--Trudeau Called. He Wants To Punch You.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we

Yeah.

...

Yeah.

So... Muir sure has a keen grasp of the obvious. I mean when it gets up, clobbers in the face, and then buries his face in its fewmets.

No--To A Company IN The Emirates. There's A Difference.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you'll never be free of me!

Okay--mess up on Bush part. He failed to see that the Muslims are our evil not-us nemesis. But aside from that, he's still great. Really.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I can.

Excuse me. I have to go vomit now.

What Did Bush Ever Do To You?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wango-tango!

"Face it, babe--Bush is going to get a THIRD term! He's that good!"

No, "Fox" You Moron.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's no there there.

Any Fox fan attacking a CNN reporter for lacking "professionalism" instantly fails. Muir fails twice.

AHHH! THE NECK THING! NOOOOOO!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

I'm still trying to puzzle out how the last panel connects to the first one.

God, I Hate This Strip...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you'll never leave!

...

Yeah. Let's move on.

You're Kidding Right? RIGHT?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this train's a big train.

"I mean--he just shot a man in the face. And then sat on the news for awhile! Nothing amusing in that! Not like Ted Kennedy killing a girl! Ha!"

"And Tonight, We're Gonna Kill A Homeless Person Together!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

This is the sort of thing that people remember when the police come a'knocking.

Ha. Ha.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're all mad here.

So Fictional Kofi Annan is in love with Fictional Claudia Rosett. Got it.

See! They're All The Same!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all cats are Socrates.

...

Yeah. See my last post.

I Have To Lie Down.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we've nothing in this world to fear.

Thank you, Muir, for showing us you have no fucking ability to understand anything.

They Are A "MSM" Paper, You Fucking MORON!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's too full of hate.

...

Jesus. The stupid. The STUPID...

If It Doesn't Work The First Time...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what a naughty little monkey!

How can a man be so consistently wrong, and not have it register? Answer me that.

"America Has CLEARLY Forgiven Us. Why Can't You?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because PAM!

"Oh, you silly Dems. Why do you even bother? It's not our fault, and even if it was, nobody cares. We'll win the election this year, because God is on our side, and everyone knows we're right."

"He Wanted Us To All Be White!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because prepare to die.

Ahh, yes. Clearly the man who planned the March On Washington would be dismayed at how things have gone. Says the imaginary black man written by a white guy. A stupid ignorant white guy.

Of Course, He Also Was A Reporter...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because learn!

"Don't you see--Democrats must be bullied--Republicans must be cossetted! This way, we will destroy and dominate all we survey!"

Good Movies Have 'Xplosions!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a spicy meatball!

So--Muir has no taste.

Oh, like that's a surprise.

Oh. Lisping. How Droll.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no more space.

A part of we wonders what the rest of the cartoon was like. But most of me doesn't care.

I Am Troubled, Wife...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because exactamundo.

What? The Army--did bad? No... no... no... wish it away.... wish it away...

There! All better!

In Danish Solidarity!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you have beautiful eyes.

So--don't say anything that offends us. Do say things that offend Muslims. Glad you've got a stance, Muir.

You putz.

What the...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because love hurts.

This... is how Muir thinks you show support? For a Danish newspaper.


Wow. Let's just--stand in awe of the brainlessness, shall we?

Think Your Crystal Ball Is Busted...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because here I stand. Rock me like a hurricane.

Actual 2010: "Vote Republican BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN!"

Ha Ha Ha! Dean!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because la la la!

Yeah. That Dean. No way the Dems are going to stage a comeback.

Wha?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

So--see? She's a sellout. And bad.

"Ha! Get It?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because total SOUND!

I'm sure when we're all underwater, the right wing will still be insisting that there's no proof of global warming.

See! Bust Means Boobies!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because look below the floorboards.

Ah, yes. The wit of Chris Muir.

"I Mean--This Means Issues Are Complex, And That Can't Be Right..."

It's All Our Yesterdays!
Because the spider creeps.

A nice dose of Muir being crazy, Muir being stupid, and Muir saying something he will later contradict. Nice.

"Iceberg? What Iceberg?"

It's All Our Yesterdays!


"Yeah, not like us. We've got plenty of ideas! Declare war on everybody, and cut taxes on the rich. And they'll always work!"

"Face It! We're WINNING!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because here time becomes space!

Yep. The public clearly loves the war. Uh huh...

And A War Hero. You Arrogant Jackass.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because take me down to funky town.

Yeah. Because it takes a manly man to send other guys out to die for him.

Dean--That Clown!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Bec

Yep! The Dems are heading for another embarassing defeat! It's in the bag!

YOU ALREADY DID THAT ONE!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because too much love will kill you.

I mean it! This is the same damn joke! And wasn't even funny the first time!

It's THAT Time Again!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because over hill, over dale!

Wow! We nearly forgot--Zed and Sam are OLD!

"What A Loon!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Timex takes a licking but keeps on ticking.

Three years later, Muir will actually BE slinging crazy paranoid theories, and supporting those who do. But that's different. Obama really IS a Marxist/Nazi/Islamic fundamentalist. Naturally.

Wha...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Right. So, remember, Hillary is the real racist. Or something.

Didn't He Rip That Off?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a tangled tale.

...Yeah. Bears.

Everyone Loves Us! They HAVE To!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tiki torch!

"HA! That idiot! We're winning! And everyone knows it! EVERYONE! STOP STARING AT ME!"

It's All The Same!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because scream, Blacula, scream!

Clearly what the Democrats are doing is "smearing" Alito. And clearly, that is just as bad as allying yourself with a corrupt lobbyist who practices cons. So, clearly, what is needed is a new party, made of people with Muir's outlook. Isn't it clear?

POW! Take That, Ted!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're out of NACHOS!

Yeah! Ted Kennedy! He killed someone once! Remember?

Dear God, When Will This Storyline END?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not going to let this get to us.

...Bears.

Like A Polar Bear Dip...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't take the red pills...

So--notice how Muir's Hilary looks like a Yoda?

"HA! Sight Is A Weakness! Blindness Is A Strength!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's not nice to mess with Mother Nature!

So--pointing out problems is bad. Because...

Never mind. I forgot, Muir doesn't use logic.

And On--And On...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bada-boom-bada-bing!

It's one thing to stretch a gag on too long. It's another thing to do it when the gag was not even funny in the first place.

Uh-huh. Sure.

It's All Our Yesterdays!

See, the imaginary Secret Service agents that Muir has created hate Clinton! Which shows what a putz he is! Really!

Chris Mitty.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a pajama party!

Well, we seemed to be missing something though we can figure out what happened. And once again we realize we are looking at Muir's fantasy life. And that it is one pathetic one, damn it.

Talk About Mixed Metaphors...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because God is with me!

I believe Muir was trying out a new format here, so that we archive divers lose most of the strip. That said, let's look at this. Apparently Damon sees Hilary as King Kong, often seen as a symbol of the African experience in America. So, Damon seems to identify Hilary with his own race, and seems to feel that it should be destroyed. Well, that explains a lot, really.

"You Guys Are The Evil Ones! You Guys!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jumping jacks!

I believe that's the first mention of Jack Abramoff in Day by Day. And of course, it treats him as a completely apolitical phenomenon, ignoring that while he would deal with anybody, he had much closer ties to the Republicans. But hey--Clintons! Right?

No, He WASN'T, Muir!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because running on empty.

It's worth noting that this is a fine example of Muir--and the right wing in general's--tendency to insist that facts are what they want them to be, and not what they are. Ahmadinejad was NOT a participant in the Iran Hostage Crisis. Iran is NOT planning to bomb Israel the moment our back is turned. But thinking this is the case let's the right wing feel very self-righteous, which is of course what they want most of all.

Ignorance Am No Excuse.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we care.

Actually, his position was the ombudsman-like one of "Public Editor". But hey, can't ask Muir to research things. That would take away from the ten minutes it takes him to draw a strip.

"How Dare They REPORT Things?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Oz didn't give nothin' to the Tin Man.

"Don't they understand they must report only what the government tells them to? The Master alone can we trust!"

That's Dan Rather?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because peace is within our grasp!

"If they don't spend their time repeating our propaganda, and recognizing our inherant greatness, they'll topple before our might. It's just that simple."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because once more with joy O my home I may meet--once more ye fair, flowr'y meadows I greet--my Pilgrim's staff henceforth may rest--since Heaven's sweet peace is within my grasp.

...

Wow. Even by his own lame standards, Muir's not even trying.

What's Wrong With This Picture?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because his is the house of pain.

Well, we're just starting 2006, and I already want to vomit. This is going to be a good year.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Friday, September 25, 2009

Right, Muir. Right. *sigh*

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is the riddle of steel.

"America should NEVER apologize! In fact--we should bomb the moon!"

Thursday, September 24, 2009

A Marriage With A Healthy Foundation Of Contempt.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a stone in my shoe.

Wow. He's so charming when he figures out ways to ignore her requests!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Defining Issues Of Our Time!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and that's why signs to this day say 'look for falling rocks!"

It's really bizarre what right-wingers think of as 'news'. That's all I can say.

"Media Bad! Soldiers Good! Baaa!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wet paint.

Muir's soldiers sure do a lot of standing around in the open during broad daylight, don't they?

Wow. Such Wit.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the

Ahh. Muir never gives up an opportunity to go for the cheap shot.

"It's Just An 'Enhanced Interrogation'!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wave your jingle-sticks!

Got to give Muir credit. He can offend in so many ways.

"He Does Mover And Shaker Things!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Charles E. Funk was a seriously cool dude.

...

Yeah. Muir continues to show his heavy ignorance about how the world works. Joy.

Girls Like Pretty Things!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because touch it--taste it--feel it!

...

Maybe I can use this pencil to jab out my eyes... that would stop the hurting...

Keep It Down Stomach...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Sometimes just reading this strip leaves me feeling soiled...

Ho Ho Ho...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whip it good!

Why doesn't this fill me with good cheer?

Holiday... Cheer...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we know what you're doing.

Case in point.

Yule Time Hijinx.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this is the winter of our discontent.

...

Can these people get more annoying?

Of course, they can, but only in small degrees.

"Ha! What A Moron! Right!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the fish stinks!

Actually, Muir, the whole idea of the Senate is to encourage compromise and deliberation, resulting in...

Oh, never mind.

Ha. Ha. ARRRGH!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because @#$%@#%#@!

...so, Bears, eh?

I's Is So SMART!

It's All Our Yesterdays!

Yeah. This gag manages to be...

a) bad

b) a showcase for Muir's ignorance.

c) dragged out much, much too long.

All at the same time.

Children of Parasite's Eyes

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whistle while you work.

...He really doesn't know what's coming up, does he? He really thinks that the Bush administration and the Republicans are just sailing along for an easy victory lap.

Why Don't They Want To Listen To Our Kind Of Democrat!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Or is it because Lieberman represents--well, Lieberman, and is far less relevant in big party issues than conservatives want to admit.

2006--Coming Soon.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

"Yep! Stupid Dems! They can't see that we're winning--and all the soldiers are happy! Now let's go ride the unicorn!"

AAAAAAH! THE NECK THING!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Spain--the final frontier.

Ever notice in Muir's world, the whole--near civil war thing just--isn't happening?

"And So We May Dismiss What She Says!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my green tambourine.

And yet another case of the right's ongoing obsession with a war we fought 30 years ago, and how all the protests against it were treason.

Muir's Still Trying To Find Comic Timing.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because really, I am.

See--here we see what would have been one good comic strip expanded into two bad ones. In a normal situation, Muir might actually have become a decent comic strip artist, actually (I'm not saying he definitely would have, or that he would have been anything but adequate, mind you)--but because he lives in a bubble that rewards him for keeping to the talking points, he limps along, never realizing his mistakes are mistakes to begin with.

If It Didn't Come Of As So Creepy...

It's All Our Yesterdays!

I have to admit--that is close to a clever cartoon. But only--close.

You Cannot Fight Our Beliefs With Mere Reality!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Nicodemus!

Ha! Fools! Daring to differ with... the Master!

The Beat Goes On

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not amused.

On the one hand, it's dull as hell. On the other--it's not as actively painful as the average Day by Day.

Jackasses Of The Web, Unite!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Ahh. An interweb crossover. Of sorts. Joy.

Bikini Girls. With Machine Guns.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no one loves you.

"Hey, Zed and I both need our penis substitutes!"

The Dems--Cruising Toward Electoral Defeat in 08!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we build it for you--cheap!


The funniest part is Muir thinks he has the Democrats pegged, when in fact he has no idea at all what they are thinking. Or how politics work.

BAH! HUMBUG!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I hear it in the wind.

"Right-wingers are the real people! Well, the one's who really matter, anyway! Anything that disagrees with them is just--wrong!"

HA! We Win!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're not doing it for me, Jerry.

Heh! Newspapers are dying out! Pfft. They deserve it. We have crazy wingnuts to give us news now!

How Dare He Criticize Our Glorious War!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all roads lead to Rome. Except for the roads in Rome, of course. They lead out of it.

Complaining about a war losing any clear goals, becoming an expensive drain on our purse and our citizens? That's just whining!

Courage Means Sending Young Men Out To Die For You!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Zardoz!

"Yeah! Come 2006, they'll learn their lesson!"

"I Is SOOOO Brave!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all eyes on Eric!

"If they were real patriots they would depict soldiers as loving the war, and use fictional depictions of them to bash their opponents!"

What Morons! What Dunces!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a giant cat.

Liberals! So deluded! They can't see we're winning!

The Eternal Majority Speaks!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're not getting through to you, are we?

"Ha ha ha! Stupid Democrats! Don't they realize that America loves us and our warmongering ways?"

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

So Much Stupid. So Few Panels.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because can we have kippers for breakfast?

Sure, Muir. You really gave a flying fuck about the NEA. At least, until it became another way to whine about Obama.

I'm Looking At It, Fatso...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because killer on the road!

They laugh. They play. They have fun. They make us want to kill them.

The Fun Never Ends

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we will not be undersold!

... bears.

"Nuclear Armageddon. Pffft."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because cripes!

"We'll beat the crap out of them. As soon as we've taken care of Iraq. Which is NOT A QUAGMIRE! STOP SAYING THAT!"

"Ha! What Feebs!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because one more is needed.

Yep. Stupid Dems. They've lost, we've won. All there is to it.

*Drum Roll*

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I believe in miracles.

So--women. Shopping. Know what I mean?

AND AGAIN! NOOOOOO!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fear is the mind-killer.

*shudders*

Maybe--maybe that'll be the last one for awhile...

NOOOOO!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do you want to play?

It's back! The inhumanly twisted neck! It's back!

Say What?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Conservatives would never--make a mistake? Or do a rude tactless gesture of dislike? Cause I got news for you, Muir...

"See? SEE?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not alone.

"And that's why we can't ever tell anybody what we're planning to do. Ever."

"Umm, Kill The Bad Guys..."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hey, Wally!

"Okay--I admit--I do wonder if the White House actually--has a plan. But--I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation..."

"Next Item On The Agenda--Bomb Cambodia!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'd like 100 Hawaian pizzas.

"You Democrats. Alvays mit za ztab in za back! ALVAYS! Ve are trying to create a reich that vill rule for vun-touzand YEARS!"

A More Accurate Analogy.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because is this gravy, or mustard?

"B-but, Dad--y-you said that I-I would be a p-pussy if we didn't go. A-and you threatened to h-hit me..."

*SMAK*

"Shut your mouth, baby! I'm the big one, so I'm in charge! You do what I say! GOT YOU LITTLE FUCKER?!"

Yeah. Just Like The Moon Landing. Only With Corpses.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because turn, turn, turn.

"I mean WMDs? When did we ever talk about Iraq having WMDs?"

The Course Of Creep Love...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because blpppp.

...bears....

I Mean It! That Looks More Like Freaking Frankenstein!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are not wearing any pants!

Yeah. Dems. So pathetic.

Come on 2006...

"Aren't I A Card?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hello--CRIMESTOPPERS!

Ha ha! That woman is old! And dressed funny! Ha ha!

The Long Hard

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the sky is falling.

Funny, how the media isn't evil when it's feeding Muir's armchair warrior fantasies, eh?

And Curse, Sir Walter Raleigh.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because treacle!

So. Zed is fat. And old. So is Sam. Ha.

Wash, Rinse, Repeat...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do you fear me?

Why, oh, why can't they be like Fox?

You Mean His Yell. The Speech--Ohh, Never Mind.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because come to our clambake!

Wow. Mocking something that happened over a year ago. How cutting.

"How Can I Go On?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because look upon me, ye mighty, and despair!

"If I can't prove how macho I am by being better at pretending to kill things than a woman, my life has no value!"

Where The Hell Did He Come From?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Horace the Horse is back--and this time, it's personal.

I mean it! Zed just teleported into that last panel!

Playing The Game--Genghis Khan Style!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fishslapping dance!

Yes, I know it's from Conan the Barbarian, but the movie got it from Genghis Khan.

THAT'S Supposed To Be Beatty?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because muskrat love!

Bloom still isn't quite off the rose, eh?

Is That Wrong?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because razzles are candy AND gum. Which is the same thing as candy.

I'd like to see Mystery Business(tm) to explode with the cast in it. Who's with me?

It's That Time Again...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's nice in Heaven--you'll like it there.

Bears.

Always Ready To Sink To A Lower Depth.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Well, at least he's acknowleding that Damon's a white man pretending to be a black man, in a Freudian sort of way.

Oy...

It's Exactly The Same!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because of course, you can!

Ah, yes. Who are the real racists, etc.?

Snort. Dems. So Pathetic.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the clown is coming for you...

Jeez. Don't they realize we won?

Four years later...

How dare they act like THEY won!

More Of This...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Daaaave?

Ahh, yes. Another shout out to some right wing internet personality. Woo.

Monday, September 21, 2009

John McCain Was The Answer!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because no way out. No way out...

Riiiight. That's how it happened. It was a conspiracy. Sure.

Reality Got You Down?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because his movies were under-rated.

Are you a right-winger? Does the fact that your side lost an election and is rapidly degenerating into a freak show got you down? Try the Serum!

The Serum! Magnify setbacks into defeats! See lunatics as saviors! See your opponents as demons! The Serum! Because reality is not our friend...

Call Me Poppa Bear.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bang-zang!

...

Oooh, boy....

Little Bunny Fool Fool!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tin roof. Rusted.

...

I considered saying 'a literal comic strip' but decided against it.

Gee... Wonder What He Was Going To Suggest?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because beware the Blob!

...

...

...

...

Right. Moving on.

"We're Right Wing Propaganda And Proud Of It!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's not the way you do your hair.

...

...

...

You know--sometimes, I barely have to say a thing...

Or You Could Ask Strom Thurmond.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the flowers in the spring, tra-la-la.

Yeah. Dixiecrats. Byrd. Right. LBJ and the Civil Rights Act? Never happened. So remember--who's the real racist, hmmmm?

UN Bad! Etc.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

So once again, the UN can't do anything right...

We're On A Bridge To Nowhere...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because red fish, blue fish.

Muir apparently thinks this is a new thing.

"Couldn't They Have Gotten Cheney To Speak?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

"How dare they! They have an obligation to ONLY let people I like talk!"

Muir--Master Of Terrible Office Humor!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you cannot resist me!

This reads like a D-Grade Dilbert. And Dilbert's a C-Grade comic strip to begin with.

AGHHH! IT'S BACK!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jumble!

He has no idea how creepy that looks, does he?

The Way Things Are! Muir Style!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

So. Libs are evil fascists. And Ward Churchill rules over them all. Got it.

Of Course, He Was Our Buddy Then...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all along the watchtower.

Yeah. No way that Saddam's trial can go bad. No way at all...

"Hmmm--And What Do You Think Of When I Say "Towering Inferno", Sam?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chunder thunder going under!

So--whatever the hell they do at Mystery Business(tm) takes 'parts'...?

That really narrows it downs...

Requiem For A Hack.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

This was cooler when it was a Bill Watterson strip.

"IT'S ALL FINE! STOP SHOUTING!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I-I-I!

"See?! Everything is going perfectly! PERFECTLY! DON'T STARE AT ME WITH YOUR ACCUSING EYES! WE HAVE NOT FAILED! WE ARE NEVER WRONG! NEVERRRR!!!"

He Has To Be Conservative! He's Cool!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wave the little flag around!

So, Klaatu--the alien from the original The Day The Earth Stands Still, who wanted us to stop making nukes--is a conservative--oh, I'm sorry libertarian blogger.

The worst part is I love that movie.

"Oooh! Oooh! I Should Have Drawn Him In A Skirt!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Ahh. Muir insulting Mike Wallace. Kind of like David Duke insulting Martin Luther King...

GAHHH! THE CREEPY NECK THING RETURNS!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sandoz!

Well, now we know he recycles older drawings of the cast from time to time...

"I Wanted To Catch Scurvy!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we all know who that was, don't we?

I find the cast's efforts to pretend they're human less and less credible as time goes on. And given they weren't credible to begin with, that's saying something.

How Can You Criticize Perfection?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because look out! CARP!

"Snort. Libs! So hopeless! We're well on our way to eternal rule! Death and despair to those who oppose us!"

It's Kind Of Like A Burlesque Show. Minus The Dignity.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because snausages!

"Yeah. Zed is old. Now enjoy my drawin of Sam--in a bikini! Hooha!"

Muir--The Antithesis Of Wit.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because then we danced to the sound of the clams!

"I may not know much about this issue--but I do know that the UN is evil. G'night folks! God Bless! USA! USA!"

Chris Muir--The Dead Horse Beater!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's a way to win!

...Muir's humor, the gift that keeps on giving. Like gonorrhea.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where are we, Iris?

Yes, pity the... heeeheeeheee... poor hetero.... HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA... white male... HOOOOO.... all alone with no one... Oh, Christ, I can't do this!

On the good side, it's nice to see a funny strip. On the bad side it's not funny in the way Muir thought it would be funny.

Chris Muir's Gnostic Universe

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Yost is the big guy!

"Things are going swimingly! SWIMINGLY! All who say otherwise are FOOLS! I am one of the few who see the TRUTH!"

Ahh, Miers. *Chuckle*

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the chains are here!

I'd say Muir's ability as a prognosticator is--decidedly sub-par...

"I Have To Beat My Chest! Otherwise, The Other Males Might Tear Me Limb From Limb!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because FLAMINGO!

Yeah. We're supposed to chuckle at this I guess. Damon's eternal efforts to prove that he's a manly, manly man, man.

"Let's Just Say His Bishop Was Unable To Capture My Queen..."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

How the hell does her neck bend like that?

"And I'll Go As A Glock 17!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's this giant weasel, see...?

...

Muir really doesn't know the difference between 'cute' and 'creepy', does he?

"Hey, How About We Sell His Kidneys Online?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hands across America!

...

Will everyone join me in a hearty shout of "Bears"?

"Have You Learned Your Lesson Now, Slave?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fresh dates!

So Sam was just messing with Zed to make a point. And the point was that she's an asshole.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

"Steiner's Assault Was An Order!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that's rockin' a little harder.

"Yeah! They're quivering in fear! Everything is failing! IT IS! IT REALLY IS! WE'RE WINNING DAMN IT! NUUUUURSE! I NEED MORE SERUM! I HAVE TO STAY ON THE SQUARE PLANET!"

And The World Is Safe. For NOW!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are through the looking glass.

Okay. I think the idea is Sam is just being you know--a Day By Day cast member.

Zed--A Moderate? HA HA HA!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chickorey!

Well, the evil ones have spawned. Terrific. Another generation of creepy sociopaths. Weee...

"Again, How DARE They!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Angel's Game.

"Damn it, the Liberal Media really is going overboard in reporting the massive failure of our ideology! It really steams my beans!"

Take That, CBS!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

It's interesting to note that the "-gate" suffix has gone from noting significant scandals for those in power involving violations of civil rights to minor kerfluffles that the right considers scandalous--usually involving acts against established power.

"Get A Haircut, You Elderly Hippie!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because beware the grouse.

"'Cause all us young guys know that war is cool and peace is for suckers!"

Ugh.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because foggy mountain breakdown.

I mean it. So much ugh, on so many levels.

An Argument So Devious In Its Subtlety...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whoooooop!

"See, that means she's a liar! It has to! STOP LOOKING AT ME!"

"What Is This 'Hug'?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're in trouble now, buster.

I think this is supposed to be an "Awwww!" moment.

Yeah. Sure They Are.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Attaboy!

Imagine. People who think that government is innately corrupt--are corrupt when they control government. What a shock.

Wha...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no--no--NO!

Aside from "Evolution is a biological concept, moron?"

Sometimes, it's kind of hard to get Muir's point...

It's That Time Again!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

So--Zed and Sam are OLD!

What? I mentioned that before?

"But--Louis Farrakhan!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because string--the answer to all of life's problems.

"Well, the important thing is, it's all really the same, and so we should all shut up, and--IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!"

And They Found The Body In A Compost Heap.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the bird with crystal plumage.

It was only a matter of time. Sam and Zed are exactly alike, which means they're both unbearable.

"That Rabbit Was The Defining Aspect Of His Presidency!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Xerxes worshiped a tree once.

I suppose the whole--'Habitat for Humanity' thing doesn't count for anything, eh?

"I Say, How Dare They!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

"Yeah, if the media had just done it's job, people would have seen that Clinton was evil incarnate and he would have been impeached! And now, they're not doing their job, and people are getting the idea that Bush isn't so great! It's unfair!"

"Stop Trying To Bludgeon Me With Your Compassion!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's this path, see...

What the hell were they talking about that produced Damon's awkward, stilted monologue. That's what I want to know.

"Just Wait. He'll Turn Things Around."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hit him on the head!

"Okay, the flyover is a bit stupid. I admit it. Still not our fault, though."

"I Don't Traffic With The Illuminati!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Toad of Toad Hall.

"Admit it! I am the bearer of secret knowledge--you are the slave of LIES!"

"Remember When We Shut Down the Recount? Good Times, Good Times..."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's wolves!

"I mean aside from the victims of our belief that government can't do anything that isn't a war, so why bother--what do they hope to find?"

"How DARE They!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because when Cotton comes to Harlem.

"This is clearly a bigger issue than the people who've died through government misfeasance!"

"Pfft. Like They Know What They're Talking About!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we stand united under glass.

"Those foolish libs! Don't they see that this is the ultimate vindication of right wing, libertarian government techniques? Because... Okay, give me a minute here..."

"They Were In Charge of FEMA?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because GIANT FIST OF DOOM!

"So see--there's plenty of blame to go around, which means that Bush is blameless, which means we must never talk of this again!"

"He Should Sit Back, And Let People Die!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Sean Penn went and personally rescued Katrina victims.

Muir thinks this proves what a worthless scumbag Penn is.

Discuss.

"Not Our Fault! Never Our Fault!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all around the mulberry bush.

"Oh, you. Acting like Republican policies have some sort of--responsibility for this. Responsibility is for non-Republicians."

"Not Our Fault! Not Our Fault!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the

"I mean--it's not like a Democratic President had turned FEMA into a model of effeciency before Bush turned into a model of poor government! Not at all! They have nothing--NOTHING--to base their criticism on!"

"Ha! It Sounds Sort of Like Something Another Character Says!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

And then in a few weeks, it'll be back to insisting that personal attacks are wrong.