Saturday, October 31, 2009

"If He Doesn't Agree With Me, He Can't Be A Patriot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Vinnie 'the Fish' Montoya!

"Why can't he be more like Bush, who never acknowledged our sacrifices in a similar manner, treating us like we were pawns in his megalomaniacal international ambitions? Only people who ship troops into harm's way for dubious causes respect the troops!"

Friday, October 30, 2009

Soldiers First! Americans--Eventually.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because cinnamon!

"Golly, it seems to me that it's treachery to ever think about doing things for the average American, when troops need--stuff."

"That's right. True patriotism means recognizing that the military are superior to other citizens!"

Ninteen-Eighty-Bore.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Not-Naughty-At-All Chemist.

Yep. That's exactly what Obama's planning to do. Only Republicans care about our liberties! That's why they try to set up a police state! To purge us of the undesirables that will take away our freedom!

Thank You, Muir.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whiter teeth!

Yeah. Same joke as before. With a 'imagine Chris Matthews naked' joke in it. Nice.

See! They WORSHIP Him! And He's Evil!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Not-So-Naughty Chemist.

Yeah. We GOT IT, Muir.

Ever Hear Of A BREAST PUMP?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Naughty Chemist.

And does Sam really have to be... writhing like that? And does Muir have to pretend that he's not doing this to get his rocks off?

No. Chris Muir. Caligula Believed In Public Works.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Guenever!

Muir keeps the breastfeeding fetish going. Hurray.

"My Characters Are So Great!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because goal! GOAL! GOOOOOAL!

The contrast to Doonesbury is painful at this point. Even without Muir being a drooling racist imbecile.

"The Dark-Skinned One Can NOT Be An American!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sampo.

Yep. The birth certificate. Because clearly he was born in... Kenya, I guess.

You Need To Listen To Us MORE!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hades!

Muir doesn't seem to realize that America turned against the Republicans for a reason. And that logic and reason involve things.

Right! That Scandal! Still Funny!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because El Dorado.

"Yeah. After the genius of Rice, who couldn't forsee that invading Iraq would piss people off he'll have big shoes to fill.

"Oh, I'm sorry numbnuts! Not going according to your script is it? Where I'm crazy and an egotistical loser who doesn't know what he's talking about, and you're a common man of the people, filled to the brim with common sense. Fact is pal, you had eight years. And you failed. Miserably. And now we have to fix up your mistakes."

And Back To The Well.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Astral weeks.

Muir's Imaginary Black Friend faces off against Muir's Imaginary Version of the Real Black President. The topic of discussion--BLACKNESS!

Charming.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because deal.

Why is she wearing a g-string?

"And Maybe Tomorrow--A Thrill Kill!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because living in harmony.

Yeah. Muir thinks he's made these people likable.

Oh, If Only The Horrible John McCain Had Won!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dreader than dread!

Yep, Straw Obama! He's exactly like real Obama. If by 'exactly' you mean not at all.

Democrats Are Responsible For EVERYTHING!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because XXXX is a lousy spell.

Straw Obama really is an idiot, isn't he?

He Can't Ban Snu-Snu!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because levitate!

What the hell was that?

Damon Alone Resists His Evil Power!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hellzapoppin!

Muir really thinks this cutting satire, doesn't he?

"A Child Is The Standard Offering."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because death row.

Yep. Obama worshipers. Yep.

"Truly You Are Blessed!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because stroom.

Yep. Obama worshippers. Yep.

Oh. My. God...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Galactica!

And I always thought I was simply joking about Muir's dream of a populist/fascist third party springing up. But--'Sons of Liberty'. And the opposition to socialism that's right out of Weimar in the 20s and early 30s...

Not That He's The Antichrist, Or Anything!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because black powder!

Yep. He's starting up a cult of personality among the media. Yep.

The Red Limey Bastards!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Rose's Lime Juice.

Wow! England's socialist! Who knew? But then--all of Europe is, isn't it?

HA HA HA HA!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Yes, Muir. Your... civility. And also you 'umility, and all around niceness.

The Scary Black Man Is CLEARLY Out To Get Us!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because plum pudding!

"He's probably become President--so he can piss in all our pools! To battle stations, my confederates!"

Texas! It's A Whole Other Country Of White Morons.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because time to die!

And now Captain Mitty is a descendent of Davy Crockett.

A Democrat. Ahh, Muir, when will your ignorant worship of an imagined past stop being amusing? Hopefully never.

"Wha...? I Mean, Yeah, Sure."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Amelia Earhart!

Actually, the Repubs are more the 'sullen teenage jerk' party. But love the awful sexism, Muir.

Yeah. Lots Of People In Masks!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Banana Republic!

Yep! We're going to win! The Dems are fooling themselves!

The Dems Can't Be Winning Because They're Popular!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hoosegow!

Yep. That's what did McCain in. The conspiracy of ACORN and the left wing media. Not his dismal performance, VP-candidate Space Princess, and belonging to the same party as George W. "Commodus" Bush.

Worst. Song. Parody. EVER.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's tomcats up there.

Muir's a real MORAN MAN,
Living in his Moran land,
Screaming out his Moran plans to everyone.

He's got a distorted point of view,
Believes what Fox News tell him too,
And he'd screw over me and you!

Moran Man--just shut the fuck up!
You are whiny right-wing suckup..
Moran Man--America is not yours to command!

There. That's how it's done.

Muir Predicts! And His Crystal Ball Is Still Broken.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because ba-da-da-da!

Yep! Huge win for McCain! How's your Messiah now, Dems?

Thursday, October 29, 2009

"They're LUNATICS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because,yes, I've been listening to my Bob Marley albums. Why do you ask?

"I mean--look at Europe! It's like a third world nation over there! At least, that's what I hear!"

"And We're Assholes!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because everywhere is war!

Yeah. Nice.

Ummm, Right.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because exodus--movement of Ja People!

Choosing the crazy right wing Veep--and notice we've heard nothing of Palin's meltdown--it's all part of his plan to campaign against the "conservatives". Yep.

That Wacky McCain!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because who is Mr. Brown?

Yep! McCain's an idiot! He should realize that the Republicans are still the way and the power.

But He Was A Deadbeat Owing Taxes, Muir.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because if the cap fits.

Also, there's a reason I call him "Not-Joe the Not-Plumber"...

"At Least, I Heard He Had, And This Makes It True."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because shocks of mighty!

Muir really is the classic right-winger--deluded by the powerful, he convinces himself if he sucks up to them they'll let him join them. When people tell him otherwise, he figures they must be lying, and responds by believing the people who have the most to gain from lying to him even more.

The Wreck Of The Ponderous.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's a natural mystic blowing in the air.

Yep! The Old Media's doomed! And who needs them! They don't understand Not-Joe the Not-Plumber.

"I Mean--Everybody Pays Their Sources, Right?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Ummm... yeah.

Muir doesn't know how journalism works either. Wow.

And That Proves My Point.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because red red red, redder than red.

See? Even Fake Obama acknowledges he rules the media!

"And I Say Your Group, Because You Founded Them. I Think."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because feel all right!

Muir may not know what the hell is going on, but the noise machine has told him what to think--and that's what he's thinking, damn it!

What A Maroon!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Ja would never give the power to a crazy baldhead.

Yeah! McCain should have let the crowds get worked up--and try to kill that crazy terrorist Obama!

Six Degrees Of TRAITOR!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're moving out of Babylon.

Muir shows he has a very loose definition of terrorist.

Ayers! Obama's Murderous Hippie Buddy!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because screwface, no I won't be frightened.

Yeah... Muir really doesn't know much about the Weathermen, does he?

Jules Verne Is Turning In His Grave.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no woman no cry.

"And due to my voracious reading of the "New Media", I know that Barack Obama is a Fascist-Communist-Muslim sleeper who wasn't even born in America! Your "old media" with its "standards" tries to stifle these truths!"

Ha! Keep Trying Obama! Joe The Plumber Is A Hero For Our Times!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because one good thing about music--when it hits, you feel no pain.

As Muir doubles down on stupid and insists that really, if the media wasn't sucking up to him so much, everyone would hate Obama, I have to state--man, he cannot draw those babies.

I For One Welcome Our Republican Overlords!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because unite for the benefit of your children.

"The Bush tax cuts. For the top 1%. So, miss--you LIKE letting the rich fuck you up the ass, I'm guessing. You think they mean it when they say they'll still respect you in the morning..."

Hail Not-Joe the Not-Plumber!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because how the dread-locked Rasta became a buffalo soldier.

Yep! Obama's a socialist wimp! And a secret Muslim! HUZZAH!

"Admit It! They're Al'Qaeda!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are the children of the Rastaman.

Muir effortlessly beats up the imaginary Obama he created! WOOOO!

Sam Vs. Straw-Obama!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't you worry 'bout a thing.

Yep. Obama. Money-grubbing moron. The Interweb is good! And Muir still has no fucking idea how the world works.

Where Are The Hot Springs?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wipe your weeping eyes!

Muir continues to demonstrate he doesn't know how money works.

Stop The Insanity! I Want To Get Off!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because why won't you stop your crying?

Bears. WITH POWER TOOLS!

Yep! Will Ayers! A Terrorist! A Terroristy Terrorist!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because damsel, here I am.

Muir continues to insist that Ayers is a big deal, and totally best buds with Obama. And that Muir is soooo clever for noticing this. Much smarter than the liberal media.

Red America Is The Real America!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because no chains on my feet--but I'm not free.

Red America knows the truth--that we have to keep the brown Americans DOWN! Not that Red America is racist, understand. It just knows you can't trust those people.

"But He Does Believe That This State Should Secede From America!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because who is Mr. Brown?

Yep. Barack is evil. The Media is evil. And the Palins are good.

Totally Justified!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Iron Lion Zion!

Muir reveals that he has all the class of a cockroach. And the intelligence as well.

Media BAD!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we're jamming--jamming right state to JA!

Yep. Media. Evil. Hates Palin. Yep.

"*Sniff* Leave Sarah Alone!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because War!

Yep. Muir continues to demonstrate that he's a thin-skinned bully siding with the jocks and the cheerleaders. But he knows that the shining brilliance of Palin and the scumy decline of the media will bring victory to the Republicans in November!

'Cause The Media's All Evil And Stuff!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where is this love that I've been created for?

So--what state are they in again? I'm still not sure on that.

Well... She Winked A Lot...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because roots rock reggae.

Yep. Delusional Sarah love, goes on...

"Also, Batshit Insane."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because comma comma comma again.

It's good to see Muir keep on with the delusional Sarah love.

"Also, We Both Wound Up With PTSD."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm gonna get my share of what's mine.

Yep. Being a soldier is wacky, zany fun.

Oh, You Wacky, Zany Guys!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I feel confident--secure.

Yep! Mercenary babysitter!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Muir Predicts!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because NORTON!

Yep! Everyone hates the establishment now! Obama's mucked up everything! This'll go down as the worst Presidency EVAR!

On The Square Planet, Old People Get Younger!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this is only a Northern song.

Right. That's what did it. Not letting banks do more or less whatever they want because it made lots of money in the short term.

We Hired A Mercenary.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because who could have guessed?

"Hey--you're luckier than the pizza guy. Poor bastard."

You DID THIS! I Don't Know How, But You Did!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Scorpio Killer.

Somehow... some way... this is the Democrats' fault. It just... is, okay?

Thank Goodness For The Free Market!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dance of the seven veils.

"Okay--so we're paupers. But we're paupers thanks to the predatory lending schemes and stock manipulations that make America great!"

Hurray.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because rose petals.

Bears. With power tools.

This... Blessed Occurance.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because butter rum.

Some men announce the pregnancy of their significant others with pride. Others with joy. Others with formality.

Damon does it with a snarky pun.

A Real American Hero!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Alexandria!

Hey--who wouldn't want to name their kids after a slimy animal? Or a Salamandridae Pleurodelinae, for that matter?

Ahhhh!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because donuts!

Imaginary Black Republican Asshat and Imaginary Quasi-Hispanic Shrill Fox News Liberal are having a baby. How... super.

Pissing On The Blues Brothers AND The Democrats Simultaneously. Great.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what do you think?

Remember--even if a liberal has proof that a right-winger did some squeezy things, there's always more proof needed. However, if a right-winger has the vaguest idea that an opponent is up to something, they are correct.

A Few People Saying Something Is Everybody Saying Something!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tanuki!

"Thank God we have the Republicans to straighten things out!"

And If They Don't Like That, We Pop Them In The Mouth.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the beat goes on.

Muir. The voice of feminism.

The Party Of Babes!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I was born in 600 log cabins.

Remember--the Dems don't support women, because they wouldn't let Hillary--who Muir hates--be their candidate. Are you buying this, libs?

"Well, For A Start, Sam, You're Fictional..."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sombero!

Remember--saying a particular woman is not qualified for a political office is the same as saying all women are not qualified for all political offices.

They Think They're Smarter Than Me! And That's Unpossible!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because theocracy!

Yep. That evil liberal media! Ha! We're going to win!

Thanks For The Cash!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise, they took me to their spaceship, and headed for the skies.

Wow. He even gets predictions about his next fundraiser wrong.

I Thought She Was Eurasian?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hammer throw.

Muir seems to think he's quoting something. I'm not exactly sure what.

"Oh, Governor Palin! You Say The Nicest Things!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Lohengrin!

I'm waiting for reality to collide with Muir's little delusion. That stated, Sam's apparent swap of sexual preference is proving amusing in the extreme.

"Muir's Also Got A Foot Fetish?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where are they now?

Sam's newfound obssession with Palin is starting to head into "Is there something she's not telling her husband?" territory.

"Only We Get To Do That!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because snakehead!

"Why don't you guys give us a free pass? We're super good! Nothing we say is supposed to matter! Everything thing the Dems say IS!"

Keep Your Pain Eternal, So You Don't Bother Thinking!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because abolitio.

Remember, remember, the 11th of September, when the towers came down!
And fight the dervishes at the behest of the Republican crown.

Stay Classy, You Hypocritical Weasel.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because children behave.

Muir, who regularly whined about the liberals and Democrats showing offense at every little thing, joins the rest of the right-wing in deliberately misinterpeting a quote, and crying sexism. Because it doesn't count when he actually does what he's been accusing every one else of doing.

Yeah! Hear That Libs! In Your Face.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Tsundere.

Yeah. In some polls. But hey! Clearly, this is the end.

Wha...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pipe bomb!

She's in her mid-twenties. Is the Devil like the annoying parent on the school board who tries to get Catcher in the Rye and The Pigman banned?

Is She In A Coma?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Tower of Pearl.

I was going to comment on Muir's good ol' wallpapered racism, but instead I decided to ask--how long as Jan been having this dream? It appears to have taken up several days, based on the story being interrupted...

She's Like A Right-Wing Superhero!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because muffintop.

Yes, the liberal media is on the run! SOON--they will fall. And Palin will play a major role in that! She's great! The election's in the bag!

*Sniff* Oh, You Brutes!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sdrawkcab!

Clearly, it's sexist to imply that Palin might not be qualified for her job. Leave the poor girl alone, would you?

Yep! We've Got It, Dems! The White House Is Ours!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because directed by Mario Bava.

If I were as wrong regularly as Muir is--I'd learn to keep my big mouth shut.

Remember--Reasonable Skepticism Is For Republican Candidates!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because let's get together and feel all right.

"I'm joking, Skye! The Illuminati would never let him get away with it!"

*Sniff* Stop Picking On Her.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I see the bloody face of Ramon.

Right. That's what the Dems didn't like about Palin. That she was a woman. Right...

Ummm... What?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you gotta run run run.

Muir--doesn't double check things does he? Even simple things that would be easy to do. Like where they were holding the Republican National Convention.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

We Have The Men!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because thuffering thukatash.

Yep. Democrats and Republicans have failed us. Time--to take this country back.

Yep! Palin! She's A Gamechanger!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because here I am.

Ahh, yes. The wonderful expertise of Sarah Palin. Barack has NO way to counter this. It's over Dems! We win!

Where's Nixon?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

Muir proves he doesn't even know what evil is.

Him for starters.

Sure, Muir. Sure.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because is delicious.

And behold--the stairway to Heaven is paved with invading Iraq and allowing torture.

Hell Is Really Red.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Xerxes!

Moving on...

Ummm... Yeah, Muir.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Tommy James!

A shout-out to one of Muir's internet homies. Only done so badly that it's hard to tell...

Interesting... Choice.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Longest Yard!

Urmmm... he really needs cash...

"Need More Money! Need More Money!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because ever lost a sock?

Yep. It's that time again. Muir asks his readers to dole out more cash.

Stay Classy, Muir.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a Clockwork Orange.

How the fuck do you wake up in the morning without vomiting, you worthless sack of shit?

The Traitory Traitors Are Now Less Treacherous!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because lamaze.

Clearly, this means that we need never worry about terrorism again!

Brilliant Analysis.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because doorknob!

Yeah. Stop pretending you understand how things work, Muir. It's embarassing.

PUMAS Shall Lead The Way To Victory!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because fire hose!

That's right, DEMS! Hordes of angry white women have run to us for protection! The election is ours!

"So CLEARLY HE'S A MUSLIM SPY!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because BEWARE!

Muir finally jumps fully on the crazy bandwagon. Next stop--the icy core of the Square Planet.

Saddleback! Future Proving Ground Of Presidents!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because penny whistle.

Tanked because the crazy conservatives who hated him before still hated him afterwards. Yep. Quiver in your boots, Dems.

You Can't Handle Our Mighty Cheerleading Abilities!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because let's get it on!

Yeah! The American Right--is so going to impotently wave their fists in your general direction! HA! How do you like them apples?

Boldly Exploring New Frontiers In Repugnant Stupidity!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Ozzy and Harriet!

"And what if we responded with ethnic cleansing? Ehhh?"

Real Diplomats Blow Shit Up!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because salt water taffy.

Arms Races are the building blocks of diplomacy!

Would You Like Him As Your Neighbor?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Samarkand.

So creepy breastfeeding fetish continues.

"Yep! Obama's A Wimp!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Reap the East Wind!

McCain's real world response to a situation where it was later verified that Georgia had ATTACKED the Russia Military, was to threaten them. With a military stretched thin on two wars.

"Spoil Our Irreplacable Wilderness NOW!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sword of Light!

Come on! With the oil we could get by ruining natural beauty and killing off endangered species--we could make oil a little cheaper for a whole year!!!!

"Gosh, What Did We Do To Deserve This?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because HULK SMASH!

"Wow! Why are the Dems planning all this bad stuff? It's not like all the torture we did was illegal! I mean--did I ever call for anything bad to happen to liberals? Aside from wishing they would die horribly, I mean?"

"Yep! What Scum!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Ethrian!

Bears. With power tools.

"Well, I Dreamed I Was In A Hollywood Movie! And That I Was The Star Of This Movie!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Ronco Bass-o-matic.

Jan continues to morph into a Fox News Liberal. Soon, no doubt, she will complain about how extreme the Democrats have become...

"Ooh, Baby. Oooh. Oooh. Talk About Tax Cuts."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Strahd von Zarovich.

This is presently my nomination for 'Worst Day by Day Strip of 2008'.

Keep it down, stomach. Keep it down...

The Nausea Continues!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because from the director of Shock Corridor.

I'm trying to decide whether it's the blind support of enviromental destruction or the pathetic attempt at soft-core that make this such a sad strip.

Oh, God.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hester Street.

Excuse me, while I go vomit.

Racism! It's Not THAT Important!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Farscape!

"Okay--MAYBE this is racist, possibly, but it's not a big deal. I mean--come on. I mean--my imaginary black friend is okay with it!"

"I Mean--Would You Call Me A Racist?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Yeah, Muir. It's not like you talk in a strange patois that tries to say racist things while avoiding any obvious racism. Nope.

Wow! This Is A Totally Inspiring Gesture Of Defiance!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because gada!

Yep! Not a totally meaningless gesture at all! They're striking a blow at those fat cat Democrats! Yep.

We Shall Overcome!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because foam!

Yeah! Just watch, Dems! This is the beginning of the end! America is going to fall in love the Republican's pluck--ALL OVER AGAIN!

"Yep! I Know The Truth, Libs! You're A House Divided!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the walls of Jericho!

Seeing as getting elected is part of Obama's job, I'd say he does know quite a bit about it. But that's just me, thinking about things again.

The Laughs Never Come.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because DeVries Institute!

Ha. ha. Bears! With Power Tools!

Monday, October 26, 2009

"Why Don't They Listen To Us?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because incense and peppermint.

"Fuck the mainstream! We're the only ones who know what's going on!"

People Thinking They Matter! Pffft!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because egg of coot.

Yep. Why don't they realize that it's a Republican who will bring peace to the world, by destroying all our enemies, as is the will of God.

And THAT'S Why We're Losing!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the rope snaps!

Yep! They're worshipping Obama! Otherwise, we would be winning.

It MUST Be A Conspiracy!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because magic lance!

Clearly, an affair committed by a second-tier Presidential candidate is more important than the race itself.

"I Guess He Really Is Unamerican!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because nachos with cheese.

Muir's lovable tendency to assume things he wants to be true as being true asserts itself again.

They've Been Really Mean To The Horrible John McCain.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Wild Bunch!

Ironically, Muir has been tougher on McCain than the alledgedly liberal media he despises.

Bobo And Muir--Muir And Bobo!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you broke my will--oh, what a thrill.

"Anyone who doesn't view the rest of the world as implacable enemies who must be destroyed by our invincible might is hoplessly naive!"

And Then--A Bucket Of Water Falls On Him!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because knockin' on Heaven's door.

"Yep. Obama's trip to Iraq may have been a triumph--but the imaginary trip I made up--total embarassment."

Now With 93% More Boring Text!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because grotesque.

Yeah! If the election was held here on the Square Planet--Obama would lose!

This Is How We Punish Unbelievers.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because would you believe a rabid boy scout?

Yep. McCain. He's bad. He deserves all this for not being loyal to... THE PARTY!

Man, That's An Ugly Ass Picture.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because potato gun.

I mean it. Sam looks like a collage.

We're All That Matters!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because baby talk.

Yep. McCain needs to go full metal wackball! Because screw the other 80% of America!

Then We Will Recline In The Shade.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Optimus Prime!

Okay, let's see--

A) The 300 Spartans were defending their homeland. Not invading Persia.

B)They all died.

The lesson: Chris Muir is an arrogant moron who appropriates "macho" symbols without understanding what they mean.

Just You Wait, Libs! We'll Win!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Pat Garrett.

Yep. The Media! They're suckered by him! But Muir isn't!

The Pontifications Of A Drooling Moron.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Cyril Kornbluth.

Muir's efforts at intellectual statements are always a strange combination of glaring idiocy, and incoherant ranting, leaving one to debate--is he merely stupid, or actively crazy?

Obama BAD!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Tombstone!

Real stances don't change at all! No matter what happens! Anyone who doesn't see that is EVIL!

Ummm... No.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because diamond!

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Nope. Don't see a 'guns--MANLY' bit of chest-swelling in that, Muir. Actually--it seems to imply responsibility of the citizen TO the state, as well as vice versa.

Oh. And The War. And Katrina. And...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Yep. It's the old "we're all equally bad ploy" used to trick idiots into thinking a neocon is fair and balanced. It works as long as you're too stupid to notice that he's left the worse errors off.

Actually, Obama's Quite Popular...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the game of world conquest.

"Well, Muir's decided we're in love. Largely because he has no idea what love involves."

Yeah--You Do Realize That Key Only Wrote The Words, Muir?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wasabi!

It's so SELFISH for a liberal to think his beliefs mean anything.

Refusing To Mourn A Bigoted Republican--EVIL!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hallifax hates you.

I love it when Muir, in arguing against something, shows his own massive stupidity and complete lack of standards.

Hideous Mutilation!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Republic of Tea.

Yeah. Bears. Or Power Tools. Or Bears with power tools.

The Point... Please...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Destroy All Humans!

Yeah. That's.... NURSE! NURSE! RESTRAIN THE PATIENT!

Nice.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because King Francis was a hearty king, and loved a royal sport.

In a way, Sam symbolizes the greatest weakness of Day by Day. She's an imbecile, making incoherant arguments that could easily be defeated if Muir wasn't setting her up against ridiculous straw men. Further, the way in which she argues is unpleasant and cowardly making most sane people loathe her. But she is held up as a figure of courage and integrity. Largely because Muir doesn't know what those virtues actually require.

"Also, You're Smellyheads!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because magic carpet ride!

If you don't have a detailed position on any topic that we choose at random, that means you have no position at all!

Muir Really Gets Reality!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Abou Ben Adhem, may his tribe increase!

"Real world solutions! Like gutting the safety net, so the poor starve on the street! Or bombing a nation we don't like! With nukes maybe!"

"Strip! Now, Woman!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Captain Sunshine and Wonderboy!

Jan really needs to get out of that relationship.

Man's That Creepy.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in-da-gatta-da-vita.

The image of Zed and Sam's monster baby will haunt me for years to come.

Ahh, That Old Ploy. Which... Has Never Happened...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because salmon!

Yeah. Neocons suffer from a rather faulty relationship to history. And logic. And causality.

Ahh, That Old Ploy. Which... Has Never Happened...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Ahh, That Old Ploy. Which... Has Never Happened...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Chris Muir Feels Your Pain, Ladies.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a Chronicle of the Dread Empire.

Yep. The great insult done to women everywhere by not automatically electing the female candidate. Muir gets what's going on in the Democratic Party. Okay, not really, but he's skimmed a couple articles...

"Someone Has To Keep Up The Fight Against Islamo-Socialist Fascism!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because City of the Gods!

Yeah. Will Obama's conspiracy be stopped?

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Yeah. Wimmen An' Bugs.

It's the Day's Day of Days. Because you won't make it to the Quickening.

Yep. Am I right? Yep.

Also--bears.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Or The Military! Those Big Babies!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flintlocks!

Muir... really doesn't think things through, does he?

What? Did He Order Them Whacked?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in the morning you'll know all you know.

I'm finding Muir's faux concern for a church he'd been calling racist... a bit hard to take.

We NEED To Alienate Hispanics!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Chantilly Lace.

Yep. Do it, GOP. Ride the racist ramp to extinction. We're in awe of your genius.

Oh, For The Zombie Of Freddie Mercury...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because In Praise of Folly!

I'm fining this strip for misappropriation of a kick-ass Queen song.

"It's Either A Conspiracy--Or McCain Is Horrible!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chicken in a basket!

Clearly, this wouldn't be a problem if they'd gone with Fred Thompson.

Also, They Aren't Having Sex.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Fermat's last theorem.

Muir loves it when he only has to draw a panel once.

"Don't Try To Confuse ME With The Facts!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Porphry.

Damn. And I like that Monty Python sketch.

The Base Is Pure! The Party Is Evil!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Myrrh.

Apparently Muir never realized that electing people who think that government is inherently horrifically corrupt generally leads to more horrific corruption.

Muir Lives In A Different Reality...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because little China girl.

I seem to recall that being quite a tempest in a tea cup. But then, I don't live on the Square Planet.

But Enough About Issues! Obama Did Something Offensive!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Texas John Slaughter!

Yep. A different seal. Talk about tipping your hand! Now we know he's an evil tyrant!

Oh, if only Bush could run again. And be President-For-Life!

Don't They See We're Their Real Friends?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Magic Mountain!

Why, if the Republicans had their way, they'd be puting up slums again! And locking more young black men in prison! And closing down public schools! Can't the blacks see how they'd benefit from all that?

Again--You Know What The Drill.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because POP!

If only black people would realize that the Republicans hate them for their own good! Everything would be better.

Damn It, Do I Even Have To Say It...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because extra-ordinary!

Muir continues to channel the idiotic rage of dumb white guys through his imaginary black friend.

Ummm.... What?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because zoom-zoom-zoom.

Muir should try to understand arguments thoroughly before he echoes them. It'd be less embarassing for him.

The Glasses He's Wearing...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Elsinore.

I'm not sure whether that bit was intentional or not.

"She Should Let Us Think For Her!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Devil Dogs!

This strip is creepy in so many different ways...

Without Torture, This Country Would Fall.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pizza pizza.

This is turning into a tortured analogy for Gitmo, isn't it? Muir really is full of shit.

Oh, No, She Didn't...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because albatross.

So--Sam response to someone threatening violence on Skye--is to perform violence on Skye.

Yeah. Let's move on.

This Why Normal People Call The Police.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Rausdauer.

Yeah. Thanks for continuing to make light of national blight, asshole.

Also, why the hell is Skye living there?

"Good Husbands Are PART Of The Machine!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because he vas--MY BOYFRIEND!

Yep. Go on, Muir. Tell us how things are supposed to be.

All Who Oppose Us Are Wussies!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because garnish!

"And then I mentioned that the crawlspace seemed kind of empty. He took off like a shot."

"I'm Amused By Human Misery!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Scheherazade!

Damon. He's quality people.

Clearly, A Presidential Candidate Without Supernatural Powers Is Useless.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because volspiel.

Yep. The Dems have fooled themselves. Republican victory is in the cards.

Ummm... Say What Now...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because greatsword.

"Let's shoot him now! Now!"

Yeah. That'll Show Him.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because shoo-fly pie.

No one loves violence more than those who've never truly had to deal with it.

Remember "Forrest Gump"?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because case file!

Yep, its time for the "Liberals are all abusive shits who don't understand what women need" canard. We know how this turns out, don't we kids?

See? The Speech Isn't THAT Great!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the white lane is for loading and unloading only.

Yep. Muir isn't impressed, and clearly, he's the guy you have to win over. A deluded, self-righteous lunatic who's a perennial sucker for the wingnut brigade.

The Military--Restrict Information! Absurd!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Voidhawks!

I find Chris Muir's endless boosterism, devoid as it is of any real understanding of what the military's like, not only irritating, but depressing.

In case anyone hadn't noticed.

They Are The Evil Footsoldiers Of Evil.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dime a dozen.

Yep! Obama is trying to protect his evil white-hating church! It's a conspiracy!

Yeah. They're Gay For Him. Got It.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Ex-Lax.

Quality satire. Something you won't get from Muir, Emperor of Stupid.

He's Been Running With This One For Awhile.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because halberd.

Yep. Media worships Obama. Yep.

Friday, October 23, 2009

If You Use A Different Definition Of Worship.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Thunderball!

Yep. The media. It worships Obama. That's why it won't print every insane story we utter about him!

The Sex, We Must Assume, Is Fantastic.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Wall of Sound.

Bears.

Sometimes, I Think Muir Has Issues.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's the Edsel!

...

Yeah. Let's move on.

What Wussies!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a bucket of sand, all right? That's it.

Right. Republicans don't play the victim card. And Muir certainly doesn't.

Yep. Gotterdamerung. Got It.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we proud, we few.

Wait--the Republican party can't be a Wagner opera--the Republican party isn't entertaining!

"That's Why We Take The PCP, Baby!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because angelhair.

Bears.

"The Function Of A Citizen And A Soldier Are Inseparable."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because lay them straight.

Ummm... right. Because if we didn't invade Iraq, the terrorists would... *mumble, mumble*

And Remember... They're The Real Racists...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Alien From LA!

I'd say 'he didn't just say that'--but he did, and honestly, are you surprised?

"You Need Someone... Crazier."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because guiding light

And now, Sarah Palin starts making sense...

A Seinfeld Reference. A Decade After It Went Off The Air.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this is my boomstick.

Well, Muir's sticking to his guns, I'll give him that.

On The Square Planet, Shit Tastes Like Cotton Candy!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sword of Swords.

Remember--if the most unpopular President had shown more support to a movement whose tenents have almost ruined America, they'd have won 2008.

Yeah. Muir, About That...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Space Godzilla!

Muir doesn't quite get the realities of Muslim culture, does he?

Don't You Get It? America Still Loves Us!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because heart of glass!

Yep! America is still crazy for our compassionless, plutocratic, warmongering style of government! If we just stick up for what we believe in, everything will turn out all right!

Also He's Fat.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bacon in bacon!

Yep. Moore. Evil. Yep.

"We Should Be Screaming Blood And Death!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Piper Laurie!

The Right prepares itself for the fiery defeat of the party they've usurped then driven off a cliff, by beginning a 'You should have listend to us' defense that allows them to deny any and all responsiblity.

Yeah! Take That You Cowardly Coward!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Florismart!

Chris Muir. He knows what appeaser means. Except, not really.

"They Don't Absolutely Agree With Me!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because arms, and the man I sing, who, forc'd by fate, and haughty Juno's unrelenting hate.

"Why haven't they destroyed taxes, and declared war on every nation who looks at us cross-eyed yet?"

Muir Fails Diplomacy, Forever!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the magic feather was just a gag.

Again, Damon is supposed to be smart. Remember this fact.

Well, That's Why It's Called An Analogy, Dear.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because when I analyze the stink...

I never wonder why Muir puts all his "snappy" comebacks in a comic strip. They regularly show he has no understanding of language or discussion.

Yep. Experience Is Important. Ask Lincoln

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Not like Bush, who had...

I'll get back to you on that one.

The Muirverse--Everybody Is A Republican!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because centipede!

Yep! Barack Obama! What a snob! Not like ultrawealthy John McCain!

Ohhh, Lord...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because The Falcon Rides Again.

...

Bears.

Error Equals Evil!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

A Republican would never make a mistaken comment like that!

And That's When The Right Started REALLY Losing It...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because carbon rod!

Yep. Those Clintons. Evil. They could only rise to power in the Evil Democratic Party! EVIL!

REV. WRIGHT!

Where's Your Messiah NOW, Dems?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dog and butterfly.

Yep! You guys are fighting amongst yourselves! We're gonna win! End of story!

It's The Same Damn Strip.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hadrian's Wall!

Yep. Dragging.

Maybe Skye Spiked Their Drinks...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm related to the bluebird of happiness.

Remember when I said this one was going to drag a bit...

"The Acid Just Kicked In, Hon!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because xylophone.

And these people regularly carry guns, remember.

There Is Wuv!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Desdemona.

...

Ohhh, boy. This one's gonna drag on for a while, isn't it?

"How Can I Become Even More Of Whiny Tool?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Science Fiction Double Feature!

Muir's relationship ideas are stuck firmly in the '50s. The 1850s.

"Muggers Can Attack At ANY Time! ANY TIME!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the celery stalks at midnight.

Yep. Those unwashed masses aren't getting them down!

Guns And Opera! Two Great Tastes That Go Great Together...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Charles Fort!

"This way if the unwashed masses try to storm the theatre after the second act, we'll be ready for 'em!"

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Remember, There Can Be No Compromise With The Trotskyites!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because air hose!

...

THEY DON'T EVEN LIVE IN NEW YORK! (At least, that I know.) THIS ISN'T THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS! So how much longer is Muir going to have them pontificate about a Congress race for the least populous, least prosperous section of New York state? A place so backwards that we're still not sure about this whole Gregorian Calender thing, and so cold we rub ice on ourselves to heat up?

(Confession: I'm from the North Country. So I'm allowed to insult this region. Outsiders may not. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

And Then The Chicken Heart Began To Grow.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Old School Final Fantasy IS Awesome.

Yeah. The War in Iraq is stopping terrorists. Somehow. The Media is subverting everything. The Right-Wing blogs are fighting this. And Muir remains a moronic coward.

And Beavis And Butt-Head Applaud.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Cool Papa Bell.

So--what was that he was saying about maturity?

Real Women WANT Men Who Push Them Around!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Gobi!

I'm trying to keep my food down in the face of Muir's smug sexism. It's proving tough.

Not That I'm Bitter!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sahara!

Yep. That Skye. Yep.

That Pun Again!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because folderol.

Yeah. Also--the officers are generally conservative. Everyone else... varies.

Yeah. Right.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Doujinshi!

That's right! THE DEMOCRATS LIKE TERRORISTS! No, this is NOT the desperate smear of a demoralized, intellectually bankrupt Republican party. Trust us.

Wait For It...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because evil has standards.

...

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Oh, Skye--When Will You Learn A Woman's Proper Place!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Zanzibar!

I'm trying to figure out who comes out worse here.

It's proving difficult.

Why Are They Even Dignifying That With A Response?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jellybeans!

Does anybody in this strip ever have a normal emotional response to anything?

Sure, Muir. Sure.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dum-dum bullets.

Muir hates women with tattoos. Like that girl at the coffee shop at 2nd Street. Who he'd never ask out. If you're wondering.

"Also I Want A Fainting Couch."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because beetles!

Yep. Crazy straw liberals, with their tattoos, and stuff. And women! Know what I mean?

...Oh, GOD....

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Zachary!

...

...

Let's--just move on.

Hee Hee Hee...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because when the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

Muir actually thinks he's smarter than these people. HA!

"Because Everyone Cares About Right Wing Web Pundits!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because

Yep, those wealthy Obamas. They're bad. But Right Wing Web Pundits are good!

Ha! You LOSE Dems! The Election Is In The Bag!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I have Head-Explodey!

Right. Obama--who is a MEMBER of the middle class--is more out of touch than aristocrat married to an even wealthier aristocrat McCain.

...Well, Muir, You've Outdone Yourself.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sir Loin of Steak!

Muir demonstrates just how incredibly stupid he can be. Which is pretty damn stupid.

Dude, He IS Middle Class...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because saxophone!

Unless "Middle Class" is code for "White". Which with guys like Muir, it usually is.

Fake Obama Is A Racist!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Destroyah!

Yep! Obama! He hates white people! The uppitty Negro!

Fun With The Interweb!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because X-acto knife!

"Come on, George! Look at me! I'm a FUCKING Grinch! I have had a dozen heart attacks! Do you think I could get a woman even if I wanted to?"

"You're The Plucky Opposites Couple!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hanging Gardens of Babylon!

Why are these people still hanging out, now that the only thing that united them--their jobs--is over?

"I Just Sounded Like The Black Antichrist!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pentacle!

You know--once again, Muir's been at this for five years at this point--and this is still basically a four-man show. And telling those four apart--well, it's often a little difficult...

Thanks For Sharing!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Teddy Roosevelt!

...

If they weren't in a comic strip, they wouldn't have any friends.

"And Why Is She Screaming 'Unclean, Unclean'?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the cows are not as they seem.

Ahh, yes. Turning your husband into a leper as a gag. Fun times.

Still Not Funny.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hello Dali!

The torture continues...

Why Can't Dems See We're Winning?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sapphire and Steel have been assigned.

I think Muir is trying to avoid thinking about the Presidential race. So instead he's thinking about the fictitious version of the Iraq war that's been running in his head.

Liberals COWARDS!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tiger, tiger, burning bright.

Yep. The Left just hates soldiers. The Right loves them. And tosses them out to get shot at. Because war is fun.

"Yep! That'll Take The Place Of News!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tilt-a-whirl!

...

...

Muir you are a fucking imbecilic sack of shit.

Saddam Hussein! He's A Supervillain!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because marshmellow!

I think this is more evidence that Muir and the Right still won't admit that Saddam was simply one rather typical petty dictator instead of the Antichrist they swore he was for years.

Yet Another One.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bazooka.

Did I mention that the media sucks? And that they don't get the war?

"I KNOW What I'm Talking About! I Was There For Five Days!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because a hog on ice.

Yep. The traitorous liberal media WANT us to fail! And have no idea what's going on. And are much less cool than Chris Muir.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Say, What Now?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because now in spearmint flavor!

"She isn't a frothing at the mouth right-winger! Burn the witch! Burn her in ICE!"

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Blind Leading The Blind.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because SURF'S UP!

Yes! Fox and the New Media! The only place that tell you what's really going on! Like Obama's sinister plot to destroy America!

Yep! Winning! Winning!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there's a lot of crazy out there.

The Media. Trying to suggest there are problems! That's because they're blind! Crazy! Delusional!

Once Again--We' Winning!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chess.

If Hollywood would just realize how GREAT the Iraq War is everything would be fine.

Oh, Great.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because vanilla.

We get it, Muir. She's a Terminator.

Fitna! It's A Triumph Of The Will!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Staff of Life!

Muir apparently doesn't realize that saying something provocative tends to provoke people.

The Oh-So-Devastating Rejoinder.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Maxwell Smart.

One thing Muir does very well is hurl bizzare statements at the reader, and then pretend that he's completely destroyed any opposition to his point of view.

That's--A Completely Irrelevant Answer...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because horn of plenty.

Yeah--does Muir realize that the entire idea of superdelegates is to make sure that the Presidential candidate isn't completely loathed by the party leadership?

No Way That You Can Mix Insight And Insult!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hair restorer.

Okay--even Muir is willing to admit that the GOP draws from a rather--narrow range of candidates.

What An Absurd Charge!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because trouser snake!

"The GOP has a very progressive policy on race! Blacks can join as long as they shut up and do what we say!"

This One Again. Great.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because young girls--they call them the Diamond Dogs.

Muir once again attacks liberals for being stupid and illiterate. Through a straw liberal he's created. Brilliant.

"Courage Is Declaring A Minority Society EVIL!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because white Russian.

Muir, chickenhawk extraordinaire, lectures us on courage.

"That Blacks Shouldn't Ever Try To Make Whites Feel Bad!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because kudzu.

Muir loves to hide behind "facts"--most of which have the flaw of not being facts at all--because this way he can pretend he isn't trying to justify his ignorant prejudices.

It doens't work on anyone who isn't an imbecile, but Muir doesn't have to worry about that.

"Or, Perhaps 'My Colored Associate'?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sandalwood.

Muir is still pretending that screaming out "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" to a bunch of rednecks isn't racebaiting. Indeed, he is shocked--SHOCKED--that people could see it that way.

Again--the REAL Racists!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because shellfish!

Right. Democrats--who are mostly white--are very racist. Against white people.

They're The REAL Racists! AGAIN!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chain mail.

Any time a black organization says that white America has wronged blacks--it's racist. It's just like the KKK. And saying what was just said is racist is the most racist thing there is, in the entire universe.

The Ick. The Ick.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because but I'm gone.

So, confirmation that Muir has a breastfeeding fetish. NIIIIICE.

On The Square Planet, Women Impregnate Men.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

Case in point. The right wing builds an imaginary alternate universe where it's bullshit is true, then wonders why people are offended when they treat it like the real one.

See! Proof!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Dust Witch.

Or it could be that what offends many progressives is that the right makes its facts up, then tries to make them real by repeating them over and over. Also, that many such "facts" are horrific blends of racism and facism, that applaud destroying civil rights and degrading citizens of this nation who aren't WASPs.

Just a few ideas.

And Continues...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Party Beach!

...

All right--RUN! RUN NOW!

The Horror Continues...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Danger, Will Robinson.

...

Keep backing away.

Also, bears.

What... The...?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Harlow!

Let's all back slowly away from this cartoon. Very... slowly...

In The Primaries, Muir.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm eighteen and I like it.

...

It's not the fact that Muir doesn't understand our primary system that gets me--the damn thing is complicated as hell. It's that he doesn't even bother to try.

Hillary! EVIL!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hail the new flesh.

Wait--wait--Muir has been pulling out the Terminator bit himself for months now. And he's bothered because Stewart uses it--in a manner far more complimentary than his?

ARRRRRGH!

The Pharaohs... Right.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because apple dumplings.

Actually, the Pharaohs claimed to be anything but equal, setting themselves up as living deities. As for the rest of Muir's incoherant argument--does he not see that the end result of his ideals will generally be a tiny wealthy oligarchy ruling the nation, comfortably insulated from all laws?

"Stupid Grammar!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because saddlebags.

Trying to control intimidating bigotry is wrong!

On The Square Planet, Criminals Arrest Police!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pinch.

Right. The Dems are the crooks who steal elections. Despite the massive dissatisfaction with the prematurely selected McCain, the Democratic method is inferior to the Republicans' and will cause them to lose the election. And Muir knows what he's talking about.

The ONLY David Lynch Movie Muir Has Ever Seen.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's ALIVE!

Muir does realize there's always been certain reasonable limits on free speech, right?

Oh, who am I kidding? He doesn't even understand what it is.

"He Makes US Look Social!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I will destroy you all.

Well, at least Muir realizes Damon has problems. The fact that he doesn't realize the rest of the cast does too...

"We Need To Bring Back Cross-Burnings!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because stairway to the stars.

Muir continues his barnstorming on the National Douchebag Circuit.

"It's Just Like 'Nigger' And 'Pickaninny'!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because red fish blue fish.

Muir fails logic, and being a human being. Again.

"Now Think About How Much Time You Could Have Saved If You Had Just Said 'Uppity Coon'?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sizzler!

Muir apparently thinks that working to avoid offending others is a sign of how worthless the left is.

So, tell me how they're planning on winning those minority voters again...? I want to hear that.

Sure Knows How To Pick His Battles, Don't He?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't go there.

Right. Those Republicans just emphasized his middle name being 'Hussein' because they're sticklers for accuracy.

"All Real Conservatives Are Exactly Like Me!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because After the Thin Man!

So basically, Muir acknowledges he has no coherant ideology--merely a vague set of prejudices and smug sense of his own invariable rightness.

Everybody Hates Clinton!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jasmine rice.

Yep. Obama may be a Democrat--but he's not Clinton!

Muir Still Doesn't Get Logic.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because holy water sprinkler.

"It's like they think that the fact that they can outvote me means they get to choose..."

The Eternal Shout-Out To The Homies...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Boulder, Colorado.

These things are making less and less sense...

Yeah. This Won't Last.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Prince Borodin.

This is the brief window where Muir seems willing to admit that Obama isn't Satan incarnate.

"Why Is It The Two Guys I Hate Are All That's Left?"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because ju-ju fish!

On the one hand Muir is sticking to his guns. On the other hand he's too stupid to realize that it's just been demonstrated that he doesn't understand what his own party likes.

Because Liberal = Humorless Atheist!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I see there's nothing only all.

He really doesn't get liberals, does he?

Yep. The Obamas! They're Evil Incarnate!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Donkey Kong!

Once again Muir pats himself on the back for buying his masters' line that the middle-class Obamas are evil elitists.

Actually, It Was Muir, You Ignorant Simpleton.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I thought that I heard you laughing.

Right! The Obamas are just like the Nazis! Trust the Republicans! We'll make sure the nation is productive, and the filthy foreigners are gone!

Eloquence SUCKS!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Dangerous Dan!

Where was the talk of kicking around the evil hordes of islamofascism?

Muir Has Said Damon Is Highly Intelligent. I Kid You Not.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because parsley.

I know. Just watch, the behavior blindness in all its awful glory.

People You'd Never, Ever Want To Be Around.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bride of Satan.

So much dysfunction in one little strip...

Relationship Hell.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because goldfish.

Bears.