"They Hatessss Ussss!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Caracalla!

Right. Right. Palin is such a representative of the average American woman. Right. Who is persecuted by... the Left. Right.



I know it's only been a day, but I haven't used it for a while, and really, that one just asked for it.

Wow! Only Fourteen Pages!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.

Yep, it's a shout-out to his interweb homies! This one's got an essay that demonstrates EVERYTHING--and proves that Obama's a despot. If by despot you mean--'president who backs healthcare'. Yep! And Muir's doing all his readers a favor by showing them where this brief, incisive essay is!

It's been a while since I showed... the picture. And now--now seems like a very good time to do it. So once again...





Oh, yeah. That really hit the spot.

A Relationship Based On Mutual Evil.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because glitter on the mattress!

So. Damon and his wife just mutually and crudely humiliated each other. In public. On a show.

Once again--I'm pretty sure Muir is single.

The Marathon Man...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lars von Trier.

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Let it end.

The Epitome of Class.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tell me what you want.

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How long can he keep this unfunny premise going?

And The Hits Just Keep Coming...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cheap Trick says goodnight.

Sometimes I wonder if you boiled this strip, would the sleaze finally fry off it...

"Huh-huh-huh. Did I Just Score?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lost in a valley without my forces.

See, it's cool that Sam is good with machines, because she's hot.

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God, I hate this damned strip.

"Dissidence Is A Sign of Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it turns out there's another Hulk.

And somewhere, the ghost of Joe Stalin smiles.

...I Thought He Was... Portuguese...?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mendozaaaaa!

Because, if he was, he'd probably be in... Portugual. Or, maybe... Brazil. Where they speak... Portuguese...

...Yeah. I have a better idea of the parameters of Muir's crappily-created, randomly assembled fictional universe then he does. Including of racist, idiotic side-characters like El Dorado Dad. Crap. I need help.

Right. Right.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dixieland Band!

Of course, the Democrats are completely clueless. What needs to be done is to allow all businesses to fail, and the social security net to collapse! Then, in the wave of freedom that is unleashed, America will find the answers it needs.

"True Republicans Renounce Heretics!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because renew items.

"Anything less than total reactionaryism is FALSE DOCTRINE!"

"Gobbledygook F'hoy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hoosegow!

Soros! Unions! Obama! Scanners! OBAMA!

"It's Like Your Second Penis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Silas Marner.

This is so sad. On so many levels.

"We're Never, Not Posing."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you don't know the Lost Skeleton of Cadavera. But you will. You WILL!

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Oooh boy....

*sighs*

"Captain Mitty Is Soooo Handsome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hyacinth Bucket.

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Bears with power tools! NOW! NOW!

Gosh, What Are Blacks Thinking...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because air burial

"Yeah, why don't they vote Republican? We loved the coloreds!"

"I Love Captain Mitty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the more I see the less I know.

It occurs to me that I might care about these characters if they were actually characters.

"Mars And Venus, Crappily Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mrs. Vanderbilt.

Yeah. *sighs*

The worst part is, Muir thinks this is amazing character development.

Hazy Recollections...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey ho.

"Yep. They're the... the ones... (hic) who totalled it. I mean--it's almost out of a ditch--it's battered---and--(hic) they're in the driver's seat. So it was them. Had to be. Now. We're back in control. And we're gonna DRIVE the hell out of it. DEREGULATION! TAX CUTS! WAR WITH IRAN! Wooohooo!"

SMASH

"Why are we upside-down? (hic)"

"Your Country Needs You, Captain Mitty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my wife sometimes forgets she's not an alien.

Gee, guess who's irreplacable?

"Ha Ha Ha, SIR! Good Pun, Captain Mitty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because giant moles.

Yep. More lousy action--on the way.

Completely Interchangable.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mistah Kottah! Mistah Kottah!

Sadly for Muir, this joke fails because his cast are ultimately little more than sock puppets for dispensing Fox News talking points, and can be switched more or less at will...

I Smell Captain Mitty Hijinks!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Masters, by CP Snow.

You know--the story of an elite government sniper readjusting to the effects of everyday life could actually be quite entertaining--either as a drama or a comedy.

I'm saying this because that's not what Captain Mitty storylines are. They are simply Muir's sad little wish fulfillment scenarios...

"It's An Outrage! An Outrage!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Billy Jean is not my lover.

Yeah. Muir continues to show more concern about an untrue story about the price tag of Obama's trip to India then he ever showed about torture.

And If Liberal Jans Says It, It Has To Be True!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Saint Dominic's Preview.

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Yep. Palin campaigner, come 2012.

She'll Probably Be Campaigning For Palin In the Future.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Baby's in black, and I'm feeling blue.

"Oh, Skye. Everyone knows true liberalism is for paranoid right-wing talking points!"

The Hypocrisy Is Oozing Off The Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Scenes From Clerical Life.

Of course, protesting Obama from day 1--that was responsible. Because isalmocommufascism!

Meanwhile, Evil Obama Plots Evilly...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because freight train!

So Muir unknowingly admits that for him, "American" means "nonhispanic white".

Good to know.

And John Belushi Turns In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bookmark for instructions.

Translation: "We're the mouthpieces for a paranoid racist boomer twit, who doesn't know what the fuck communism and socialism are, and backs an ideology that would fuck up his life because he wants to feel like a special, special snowflake. Let's go vote for two years of incompetent evil so that we can screw up the nation, then bitch about how the people who clean up our messes are fucking things up. Because destroying America will make it great again. Somehow."

Caniff REALLY Deserved That Apology.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because horsemeat.

Yep. More Skye being a bitch, and lousy pinup homage. Great. Great.