"All Goes According To Plan..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Heinrich IV.

Strips like this are a good reminder of how Muir sees the world--as a vast collection of conspiracies, all working to destroy his pure America, aided and abetted by the weak members of the Left.  With that as your baseline, policy decisions all become epic battles between good and evil, where your side.  It's a seductive image--many on the Left believe their own version of it--and yet it is ultimately nonsensical.  You're left imagining a world where secret conclaves gather to discuss their malevolent plans involving farm labor laws--and really, isn't that just sad?

"He Is Delusional And Arrogant, And Also Funny-Looking..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because great t-shirt.

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Yeah.  That was incoherant even by Muir's lackluster standards.  I'm even wondering if Muir had a clear idea of what he was trying to say in this strip. 

Illegals--Like You Know Who!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is it an ironic doom?  Is the wink implied?

Ahh, Muir, you crazy racist shitheel.  I bet you think that was subtle wit.  No dogwhistles there! 

"And Then He Cries!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because please dispose of this message in the usual fashion.

Muir's been hitting the Serum hard, hasn't he?  I mean, not only are we in full Square Planet mode, but he follows a complaint about Obama's refusal to follow the Constitution--with a call to not follow the Constitution. 

"Oh, You Mad Fool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hey, Jude.

Ah, those foolish radicals, always heading to the Evil Empire of the USSR... wait, wait.  I'm sorry, I thought we'd fallen in a time warp somehow.  Because in the Muirverse, the Cold War never stopped, apparently...

We're Being Oppressed, By NOT Being Oppressed!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because haibane.

Ahh, yes.  Once again, Muir bemoans the state that the country has fallen to under Obama where... well, really, this bit is vague.  Muir is sure great crimes are happening, and if pressed he'll even name some, though any observant reader will realize that he was giving the Bush administration a free pass for much worse activities, most of which are also more severe by the simply measure of having actually happened.  But that doesn't matter.  Muir doesn't need facts, he can trust his razor-sharp instincts, which told him that Saddam had WMDs, but of course, he never mentions that fact any more, which means it doesn't count.   Austerity!  Islamocommufascism!  Fast and Furious! Marie Antoinette!

But Remember--The Left Are The Ones With Unity Issues!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because over the top violence.

One would call that a hopeful sign for the Republicans--except that Muir thinks that batshit is the way to go...

"They're Like, Totally Decadent..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I wish that I could turn back time.

And remember, folks, back when we had a President who really did fiddle while Rome burned--well, that was okay.  But President Blacula and his Scary Wife are clearly out of hand, because they aren't Republicans. 

Excuse Me While I Get My Pepto-Bismol...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rollin Hand.

And remember, folks--this is Muir showing the world how much he loves the bitches...

A Very Special Episode...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Aisin Gioro.

And now, Sitcom From Hell Mode merges with Bad Politcs.  By their power combined, they are Captain Suck...

Another Episode Of The Sitcom From Hell...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because french horns.

It's tough some times, figuring out which is worse--Muir's crazy evil politics or his horribly inept attempts at domestic humor.

"Now, If You Gentlemen Will Excuse Me, I Must Meet With The Learned Elders Of Zion...."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of Naples.

Ahh, good old racist paranoia. And remember folks--DEMOCRATS are the ones waging war on women. By not allowing the Republicans to ban abortions and birth control, and let women know their place.

Humanity FAIL

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there are worse games to play.

But of course, Muir is the guy who appreciates the sacrifices soldiers make in getting shipped out in war's he wanted and shot to shit out there. He appreciates it so much, he'd gleefully call for more of them. And he thinks this shows how much he loves the troops.

A Shotgun Blast of Suck.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then John was a zombie.

So Muir puts up several strips at once. None of which is connected. And all of which are pretty bad even by his standards. So I think we've hit his 'trying to jumpstart the apocalypse phase...

Bizarro-Marx Am Happy!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because undo.

Ahh, yes. It's all because of government intervention, and so on, which is killing small business by not giving corporations huge tax breaks, and letting them do whatever they want. Because government is bad. Also, free market.

It Makes 'Family Circus' Look Like 'The Far Side'.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bergamot.

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Those kids still look like devilspawn.

"How Dare The Democrats Suggest The Wealthy And Powerful Are Less Than Perfect! Anne Romney Represents All Women!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hail Atlantis.

Ahh, the latest installmenet of 'youse the real racists/classists/sexist bastards'. Always fun.

"And Let's Not Forget About The Black Helicopters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because please give me wings.

One wonders how much alcohol Muir consumes to avoid the necessary cognitive dissonace between the real world and the dystopia he seems to feel Obama is making.

Of course, this makes one wonder how much he was drinking to achieve the similiar effect of seeing the Bush years as a triumph way back when...

"Youse Is The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fall of Rome!

And remember, folks, the hideous crime of the New Black Panthers is to call a bounty for Zimmerman's arrest. Which is morally equivalent to Zimmerman's killing someone. Because if "certain people" don't know their place, society collapses.

"They Put Me In Soviet Little Boys' Prison!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sadame.

So... apparently Russian Guyovitch was held by the Soviets, while he was... five, or so.

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It's easy to forget how much Right Wingers miss the Cold War.

"Let's Do The Same Thing As Before--AGAIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you're evil, eat this kitten.

Yeah. We get it, Muir. Derbyshire is being persecuted for saying the simple truth. Which is that white people are better than black people. And that isn't racist, because shut up.

*sigh*

"See? He's Not An Asshole! He's Honest!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flapdoodle.

Using lousy domestic humor to defend a racist jackass! Brilliant!

Chris Muir--boldly nailing his colors to the mast of a sinking, rat-infested ship.

That was piloted by insane criminals.

And Leslie Nielson Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mapp and Lucia.

You just can't leave it alone, can you Muir? You keep going at this like a dog returning at its racist-ass vomit, trying to turn a murderer into a hero, and his victim into a villain. Because you know--KNOW--that that dead boy was one of the 'bad ones'--and you know this because if he wasn't, he wouldn't be dead right now. No self-appointed lawman ever shoots the 'good ones'. That's why they can be self-appointed.

And the worse thing is you soiled Airplane! in the making of this trash.

"Also, He Doesn't Believe We Should Be Treated As Property."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because grotesque.

Muir's inability to understand decisions that are not incredibly self-destructive continues apace.

"At Least I'm Pretty Sure That's How It Works..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Melancholy Dane.

And remember--Obama is clearly a foreigner and a pretend American--but Muir NEVER actually said that, so accusing him of that is unfair. Right? Right.

"Women Will Be Happier If They Learn The Joys Of Self-Immolation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because butter.

And stupid, self-destructive white guys then scratch their heads and wonder why their message of women knowing their place just isn't taking off...

TIME IS FRAGMENTING!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fly-by-night away from here.

And Muir reuses his last panel at a different tilt. GENIUS... is something he greatly lacks.

"Now Let Us Go Walk Through The Hall In Which I Have Been Eating Bananas!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because *frustrated grunt*!

*sighs*

Well, at least it's merely tedious.

"Clearly, This Is All President Blacula's Fault. Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because St. Ives.

I grow more and more convinced that Muir has suffered a financial reverse.