Friday, May 31, 2013

"Why Couldn't You Be Responsible And Decent, Like Us Bush Voters?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ay-da, da, ay-da!

Once again--the Palin booster lectures foolish Obama voters through the instrument of his faux-liberal sock puppet.  Wee.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

"Now Excuse Me While I Stroke My White Cat..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense...

"See, I know that he's evil incarnate, for doing things that I wouldn't mind if he were a right-wing Republican.  Except for the drones which cross an invisible line that supercool government snipers DON'T!"

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

"That Implicitly Gay Traitor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mormons, Mormons everywhere.

Another thing I can dislike Chris Muir for--making sympathize with Chris Christie.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

"Ha Ha! My Brilliant Satire Is Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ocean!

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Wow.  Once again, Muir displays that utter lack of knowledge that makes you wonder if he has any self-awareness at all. 

No wonder he needs to believe in massive conspiracies to explain how the world works while operating in the manner he imagines it to...

"Obviously, This Is Not As Big As Benghazi, But Still Big!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hilarious mishaps.

I think Muir, like most of his ilk, is torn on this story.  He despises 'the media' after all, and thus can't help but be cheered when its discomfited--but it's President Blacula. 

Sunday, May 26, 2013

"Don't You See, Democracy Works Best When An Aristocratic Elite Run Everything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the man with a red left shoe.

Okay--Muir just created a continuity problem in his own strip... the last two strips had Damon in a conversation with the President. Now this is revealed as a dream.  This means Damon has been dreaming... in real time.

As for the strip itself--glad to see Muir confirming that he doesn't get the concept of democracy. 

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Also, The Bush Years Never Happened!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I hate net-ads.

Man, the amount of delusion Muir needs to admire people like Palin while viewing Obama as a talentless hack...

Well, it's almost breathtaking.

Friday, May 24, 2013

"That's Right! WATERGATE! OOGA-BOOGA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then came the chimp.

...And now comes the long interval where Muir trumpets the doubtless soon-to-come devastating revelations, until something shiny comes along so he can avoid dealing with the fact that they haven't appeared...

Thursday, May 23, 2013

"Those Thugs! Attacking My Imaginary Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you farging corksoaker.

Hey, remember when Jan was actually discernible from the rest of these sociopaths politically and as a person?  Man, fun times.  Fun times.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

"I Just Realized That This Entire Premise MAKES NO SENSE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what's that?  Bonapartist?  What kind of lunatic are you?

Ahh, yes.  Damon's ridiculous ability to have interviews with Obama.  Arguably where Muir's various contradictory stances and story designs have collided the most.  If Muir were even a halfway talented writer, he'd have a cast big enough so that he could have a guy who interviewed Obama, and not have it collide with his best friends being a family of finacially struggling conservatives.  Of whom the guy is a government sniper... okay, thing would likely still be ridiculous, but they wouldn't be so horrifically ridiculous.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

"Those Secrets Are For My Husband And The Strip's Audience To Know!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orleanist vs. Legitimist!  There can be only one!

Sometimes the irony when Muir gets self-righteous is just... too painful.

Monday, May 20, 2013

"See? This Proved How Right I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Riddle-Master of Hed.

And remember, folks, they're friends. 

Well, as much friends as a bunch of creepy sociopaths can be.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

"Argleblagle Gobbledygook STAR TREK!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bevis.

Well, the Blockbuster Sundays are back, only now Muir's venturing into even deeper realms of insanity.  I'm serious.  We started with a wall of text, and ended with a Star Trek parody that made no sense whatsoever.  I have to ask--is Chris Muir's muse Jack Daniel proving a bit too pricey these days, and is Muir having to resort from mercy shags from Georgia Moon to keep his art alive?

Saturday, May 18, 2013

"Clearly This Proves They're The Racist Stupid Ones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Clovis.

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Wow.  Muir manages to show what a racist he is--while accusing his opponents of being racist Nazis. 

I'd say more, but damn it, this thing tops itself.

Friday, May 17, 2013

"This Is EXACTLY What The Deficit Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Grand Trunk Road!

Again Muir demonstrates that economics is... not a strong point.  But really, who needs  a solid understanding of theory when he knows what FEELS right?

Thursday, May 16, 2013

"See! Clint Was RIGHT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Johann Friedrich.

This is... what, the hundredth and twelfth time Muir has gloated over Obama's imminent destruction for the Righty craze of the month?  It's lost its novelty.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

"See! This Wall Of Text Proves Something!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because garbanzo beans!

 And of course no such relationships can be found on the Right. 

Or more precisely, when found, they don't matter.

Monday, May 13, 2013

"This Is Totally A Big Deal, And His Scheming Is Obvious, You Moron!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let's see action, let's see freedom.

You know, once again, we are seeing the big problem in Muir's presentation of the Skye/Sam relationship--Skye may be an annoying bitch, but her sister is intentionally starting political discussions so that she can brag about how smarter and better informed she is in than Skye.  To the non-sociopathic reader, it all increases the perception of Muir's protagonists as a bunch of stupid, deluded creeps.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Well, No Wonder She's So Happy--That Joint's The Size Of A Freakin' Cuban Cigar!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

You know, the clear projection of a man who sees the world through a haze of liquor and paranoia in this strip really just... typifies the Muir ethos.  "Everyone who isn't like me is a filthy, addled degenerate".

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Is She Never Not Posing...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Trevor Goodchild.

Here, Sam serves the vital function of disguising the fact that Muir has a weak punchline, and a weaker argument.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013

No, It Wouldn't Be, Moron.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kanto Kanrei.

So, Muir, a man who has various times contemplated armed revolt against the government, and idolizes the Confederacy is now accusing the President of treason.

More proof that wingnut "patriotism" is one part jingoistic ego-inflation, to another part pure bullshit.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

"He LET THEM DIE BECAUSE HE'S A ISLAMOCOMMUFASCIST!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Glinka!

Gosh, it's clear that this the result of sinister malfeasance on the part of Obama's government. 

A Republican wouldn't have let something this bad happen!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

"He's Thinking About Hiring Me For His Mercenary Army Though!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Catherine Michelle.

Is it just me, or is it creepy that Muir's idea of a rich guy acts like a South American drug lord...?

Monday, May 6, 2013

Huh. An Oasis Of Mild Suck.


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ooom!

You know compared to the Lovecraftian horror of the last few days, that's almost bearable.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Thursday, May 2, 2013

"Oh, Silly, We Never Had That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Dixit Dominus!

Just counting the days until Muir either ends this storyline with a contrived plot twist, or forgets that he's made them poor again...