Wednesday, October 30, 2013

And Now Don Addams Gets To Turn In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ruslan and Ludmila.

One wonders how long Muir can keep his hyperventilating up. But then, that's how the life of a Right Wing concern troll rolls. 

Monday, October 28, 2013

"And Then They'd Cry...!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because switch it off.

Astonishing isn't it?  Every month, Muir finds some new 'scandal' that will DESTROY Obama to gloat about.  The new 'scandal' fails to do so.  And yet, Muir goes on, convinced that the magic artifact lies just over the next hill...

Sunday, October 27, 2013

"These Horror Stories Are All 100% True! To A Certain Value Of True."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because variations on a fugue.

As we stare at this web of lies and misinformation, I feel obligated to point out that, no Haliburton didn't deliver.  That was... part of the problem.

But then, I'm one of those who remember the itty bitty disaster from the last administration that Muir seems to be forgetting.  The one he chanted was a great good thing the entire time.

Friday, October 25, 2013

"It Will Destroy Us! Just Like Medicare Did!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boom boom boom!

It's worth noting that even with Muir's vastly inflated cost, healthcare.gov is still cheaper than the war in Iraq that he was so, so very fond of.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

"Ha. Ha. Airplanes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nuclear submarine.

...

Bears with power tools.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

"Well, Thank Goodness We Survived That Horrific Ongoing Persecution!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that makes you James the Weak.

Well, now we know he's seen Hunger Games...  (But we don't know if he's actually read the books, because... well, Muir.)

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

"We Are Such A Persecuted Few!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Duck Tales--woo woo!

...Is Muir talking about that jerk was arrested for something else who just happened to have made an idiotic and horrible youtube video?

The bubble thickens...

Monday, October 21, 2013

"Why Do They Keep Insisting Our Desire To Let The World Burn Is A Bad Thing?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton!


Man, imagine that.  After years of advertising that your loyalty to the government was fairly nominal, people are noticing. 

Sunday, October 20, 2013

"Those... Awful Assholes Are What's Become Of My Republican Party? So... So... Sad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bad times.

"Lincoln would understand!  Understand that if your guy doesn't win the election, the other guy isn't the real president, and that you have a sworn duty to act against this illegal legal government!"

"Yep.  He'd understand that perfectly."

Saturday, October 19, 2013

"Lincoln Would Love Our Racist, Confederate-Apologist Asses!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vaatu, Spirit of Darkness.

A fine example of how the parasite that crawled inside the party of Lincoln, ate its guts and is now traipsing around in its skin thinks that this makes it the same thing as it always was.

Friday, October 18, 2013

A Tale Ripped From The Headlines! Sort Of.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grey goose.

Yep.  It's the first sentence of the First Amendment--'The people's rights to visit their monuments must not be impinged.' 

But hey, this is totally like the Nazis, and Muir's insisting on that doesn't cheapen the horrors of the actual Nazis at all.  Really.  Because Muir feels bad.  And that's just as bad as getting shot.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

"Yep! Exactly Like The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Odette and Odile.

Once again, Muir really doesn't know much about the Nazis, does he?  He thinks he does, but he doesn't.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

"He Isn't Fighting For The Crazy! That Is Why He Must Be Destroyed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cleopatra Schwartz.

Well, the continuation of the terrible Skye pregnancy story is at least made bearable--to a certain extent--by Muir's increasing enthusiasm for circular firing squads.

Monday, October 14, 2013

"My Whizzing On Patrick Henry's Words Is The Highest Form Of Respect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hard rain gonna fall.

That is so sad, on so many levels.

Translated to non-wingnut--"Sure we've lost elections, and the ACA is the law of the land--but we have a right to have anything we want repealed, because PATRICK HENRY!"

Sunday, October 13, 2013

"Without The Crazy, They Will Fail!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Francis the Talking Mule.

Well, I see Muir's got a new crush to go along with his old one.  Fun times ahead.  Remember--despite all obvious evidence, they're winning this fight.  Because they can't be losing.  They just can't.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

"If We Don't Get Pure Crazyevil, We're Going To Go Home!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth--together at last!

Well, the always upsetting sight of Muir paraphrasing Monty Python sketches is made up for by his embracing the circular fire squads as a result of the Republicans starting to indicate that no, they don't really want to destroy the country.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Thursday, October 10, 2013

"Not Our Fault! All Him! All Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Fourth World!

The modern Republican Party.  The eternal whiny twelve year-old fat kid.  You know the one, who'd try to be a bully, but never be able to pull it off, and so would go running to the teachers when his efforts at stealing lunch money failed?

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Monday, October 7, 2013

"See? See How Evil He Is? See?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Goro!

You know, in a way, this sums up Muir's problem with Obama--he doesn't want to do what Muir wants him to, so this means he's imperious.

That this does not actually satisfy any normal definition of 'imperious' is of course unimportant.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

"Yes, Just Like Nixon. Really."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because our lips are sealed.

The bubble's getting so thick it's developing a gravitational field.  If this keeps up, it will become a genuine black hole.

Friday, October 4, 2013

" 'Cause That's How They Beat The Great Depression And The Nazis! By Destroying The Federal Government!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Legend of Zelda theme!

It is always bitterly ironic when Muir has his pretend black man talk about the good old days, before the Boomers ruined it all...

Thursday, October 3, 2013

"This Is All HIS Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wolf-whistling song.

Ahh, the arrogant swagger of Muir suggesting rebellion.  One gets the feeling he imagines that if it happened it would be a quick and easy thing over by Christmas.

And it probably would be.  Just not the way he imagines.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

"This Proves It's Rotten! Proves It."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we all raise our voices to the air.

...And once again, we focus on the vital, and ignore the unimportant...

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

"Why Do The Scum Hate The Perfection That Is Us? Why?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Solomon Lindo.

And as usual we focus on the vital, and ignore the unimportant, like the whole government shutdown...