Tuesday, September 30, 2014

"That's Right, Hon--Sell That Format Change!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flounder.

As always with Muir, one is struck not only by his sexism, but his sheer ineptitude as an erotic artist...

Monday, September 29, 2014

"It's... It's Like Elected Officials That Think Government Is A Farce And A Problem Are Greed And Cynical, Or Something..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because la Mole.

And remember, the answer to this is people who believe more FERVANTLY in the Free Market!  That's it!  There is no other answer!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

"It Was One Them There Pair A Bulls..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by the rivers of Babylon.

"If we set the ship we're in on fire, they'll HAVE to listen to us!  They'll just have to!"

Saturday, September 27, 2014

"Real 'Muricans Wear Cowboy Hats! An' Manly Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because canto nero.

Ahh, man.  As long Russian Guyovitch is just being Russian Guyovitch, he's a pretty likable goofball.  It's kind of symptomatic that Muir tends to imagine positive traits as negatives...

Friday, September 26, 2014

"Hurray! We Defeated The Evil Reverse-Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Omnium.

You can tell a lot about a person by their word choice. For example "black supremacist" tells you that you're dealing with an entitled white jackass.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

When Even You Are Aware The Ideas Are Bad, It's Not A Good Sign...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wacky races.

The amazing thing is that there are people for who Muir's "nudes" are a draw...

Monday, September 22, 2014

"See, They Understand That They Don't Really Have To Be Loyal To The Usurpers..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black dog and goat.

It's astonishing to watch things that happen go through the wingnut sphere  and become distorted beyond recognition, as if they entered the event horizon of a black hole.

Which in a way they did.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

...Charming...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no sun is shining anymore.

Hey... it's Boris Badenov spouting sexist drivel!  Hurrah!

Saturday, September 20, 2014

"And I Will Also Be Hunting Moose and Squirrel!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Electric Ladyland.

Oh, Russian Guyovitch!  Who could stay mad at you, even if you are a terrible deadbeat dad?  You're still the closest Muir has ever gotten to writing a human being.  Even if he does have you talking like Ensign Chekov.

Friday, September 19, 2014

"Our Cast Is Freaky Small As It Is..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pope Formosus.

And so Grandpa Texas becomes a cast member, blending in with such triumphant characters as El Dorado Dad and Samurai Mom to guarantee that every member of the previous generation is a crude stereotype.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

"Hey, I Just Realized This Is Stupid, And Kinda Racist..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because New Cardiff!

Every now and then, the old Jan, who Muir wrote to be the wrong liberal foil peeks out, and reminds us that back then, she was the only likable character by default.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

"See! They're Only Liberal Because They're Genetically-Predisposed To Be Parasites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because obnoxious person.

Ahh.  Always fun to see the latest Right-Wing pseudoscience proclaiming that acting like a greedy twelve-year old is supermature and proof of how utterly right you are.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

"This Bit Of Randism Is Clearly Right! Because It Has 'Science' In It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because House of Farnese.

And of course, Muir knows that he and his are on the "right" side of that half, and so may curse the bugs on the ground with impunity...

Monday, September 15, 2014

"It Is Failing Because I Declare It Is Failing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because doodlebug.

So, how does one handle the world not fitting the "Obama is a commufascist Islamist terrorist hugger" meme?

One ignores the world, to focus on a realm of pure crazy.  After all--reality hasn't stopped Muir yet!

Sunday, September 14, 2014

"It's All Really About The Illuminati! Even Liberal Jan Knows This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Wind Rises.

Well, that was a big bowl of racist-sexist-crazy.  It's moments like this that the fact that all his characters are basically a racist white guy in a variety of masks shine through.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

They Can Flaut Authority Through Violence! Hence Good!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Queen of Elves she crawled from a bush.

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So, she needs to get out so she can... brutalize people heading into the US.

Yeah, Muir really has a bad sense of irony.

Friday, September 12, 2014

"Nudity And Other Sexist Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the king has been a prisoner and a prisoner long in Spain.

Yeah.  And Muir sets Skye up to be the villain here.  Classy.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

"We're Just Playing This One By Ear Now, Folks..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we're going to Kashmir.

It somehow makes sense that Muir would eventually ruin the one halfway likeable character he's ever made.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

"They'll Be Killing People For Us! Won't That Be Great?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because White Lotus Magic.

Forty acres and a mule.

More evidence for the "Muir doesn't actually understand history" folder.  (Which is now so full, it's actually two folders...)

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Monday, September 8, 2014

Sunday, September 7, 2014

"Look At Our Incredible Daring!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dirtiest town in the west.

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Right.  So, anti-immigrant racism, meets anti-Muslim racism, meets crazy paranoia that puts effing ISIS on our southern border to create a little toxic bubble of hate.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

No, It's More Like A Bad Episode Of 'Andy Griffith', With Two Barney Fifes...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish.

...Wow.

Leaving aside the entire bad Game of Thrones comparison--they just moved to the compound.  I've been joking about for sometime now, and yet it has come to pass.

Friday, September 5, 2014

"Which Is Also Being Invaded By A Foreign Army, No?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Penelope Rich.

Man, this is why having your cast members light off to foreign war zones is a bad idea...

Thursday, September 4, 2014

"These Awesome Guns Prove Your Awesome Awesomeness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bitter water.

And remember, in this strip, these people are the sacred holders of all that is good and pure.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

"Sorry 'Bout The Continuity Snarl... Here's Some Artillery."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the young kids.

It's always funny, watching Muir realize he's made an error, because for every one he catches, there are half a dozen he misses, and the solution he uses are almost invariably more ridiculous than the initial problem...

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

"You're Totally Like The Slavocratic Military Dictator Of The Nastiest City In Greece!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I ride through the city's backsides.

Something scary started when the US started admiring the Spartans instead of scorning them...

Monday, September 1, 2014