Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Monday, March 30, 2015

Saturday, March 28, 2015

"Today On--Sitcom FROM HELL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the magic word is 'swordfish'.

And then they all fell down a well.

And were eaten by bears.

With power tools.

Friday, March 27, 2015

"I'm Suddenly In Favor Of An Electric Car!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bring it on up.

The thing about being a nutter is, you wind up having no real idea what your talking about, so your causes wind up transforming into whatever has caught your attention at the moment...


Thursday, March 26, 2015

"Their Refusal To Understand How This Is Clearly A Big Deal Is Proof Of How Awesome We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because secular republicanism.

Remember when Jan actually had opinions?

Likely no.  It's been awhile, and the links to the old strips are now broken.

And I really don't want to go back through thousands of posts and make them all work.

I'm ONLY MORTAL!

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

When Jesus And Jack Daniels Meet.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the time has come to leave again, let's activate the Noah Plan.

Yeah, that's... not what it meant...

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Really, this whole strip is an extra-crazy display of Muir's gnosticism regards reality, isn't it...

Monday, March 23, 2015

"And Remember, No Spinning Your Head Around! It Upsets The Guests!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because smear on the glasses.

I could comment on the snake joke, but frankly, Muir's continued inability to draw children remains the better joke.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

"And There Is Nothing Egotistical, Sad, Or Creetpy About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because eyebrow.


Yes, they love REAL freedom more than the rest of us, who love fake freedom, which involves things besides guns, and supporting random wars, and hating people not like us. 

Saturday, March 21, 2015

"New Sociopath Alert!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Adia.

Amazing the more we learn about the characters, the less they seem like characters, isn't it?

Friday, March 20, 2015

Thursday, March 19, 2015

"So She's Also An Antisemite!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because can you still recall in the jukebox hall when the music played?

I think one big reason right wingers like Israel so much is it lets them tar the left as antisemitism.  While still letting them keep their deeply antisemitic beliefs by shifting it on to 'International financiers'.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Sunday, March 15, 2015

"And What Have I Done To Deserve This? Aside From Kill People, And Flaut The Laws, I Mean..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the righteous are allowed to trespass seven times, as the Lord says.

And Muir's batshit conspiracy theorizing runs into the fact that his characters are the sort of people you WANT the law checking up on...

Saturday, March 14, 2015

"Don't She Know Her Body Is For Our Enjoyment?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ye diggers.

I'm finding Grampa Texas' homespun wisdom less and less amusing, and more and more like the rantings of a potential serial killer.

Friday, March 13, 2015

"Yeah, They Are Such REAL Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the club is all their law.

And Muir really imagines he's making a great point here.  He really does.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

"Don't You Thugs Understand The Constitution Gives Folks Like Us No Accountability! Go Harass The Urban Poor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because may the circle be unbroken.

Gee, why do they keep watching these people who constantly escalate the situation and clearly imagine that laws are for other people?  WHY?


Monday, March 9, 2015

Sunday, March 8, 2015

"See! This Shows What Creeps My Imaginary Bad Guys Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when I go to my grave, my head will be high.

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They look like Barbie dolls.

Only, with nipples drawn on.


Friday, March 6, 2015

"Yes! All The Bullets! BANNED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Boulangist.

Of course, plenty of bullets are illegal already, but... no, no, any call for regulation is a theft of precious freedom.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

"We'll Fight This Insidious Imaginary Threat Vigilante-Style! That'll Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black no. 1.

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Burns and Homer are stuck in a cabin together, and Burns starts imagining that Homer wants to do horrible things to him, while noting "He's mad to even think that."?

Yeah, I know, I've given away that I'm old enough to remember when The Simpsons was great.  So what?

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Letting His Freak Flag Fly High...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it might have meant a thing or two if I had known the difference.

Sometimes, this strip heads in General Jack D. Ripper territory.

Other times, it sets up a tent there, and starts waving a shotgun around menacingly.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Monday, March 2, 2015

Sunday, March 1, 2015

"Huzzah For The Neo-Confederacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elephant.

And Muir, after finally realizing that the real world is not matching his version of it very well, jumps into a crazy-ass future.