Tuesday, June 30, 2015

"Well--Exploitive, Anyway!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Garl Glittergold!

Yes, where will people be able to get terrible pin up art if this strip goes down?

I mean, aside from the rest of the internet...

Sunday, June 28, 2015

A Brilliant Idea That Will Surely Work!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because headphones.

Yes, it will doubtless be even more awesome than the last time the South tried an armed uprising.

...

Just try and forget how that went.

And what it was actually about.

And what this actually about.

And a whole lotta other things.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

"People Are Being Crybabies, The Awful Meanies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rain.

Right, just because it's the flag of a bunch of secessionist slavocrats doesn't mean the rest of us should be offended by it.  Not supporting racist traitors is unAmerican!"

Friday, June 26, 2015

"He Must Be Part Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish.

"I've been reading rants that insist that this was a valid case, damn it, and the fact that this happens means that it's all a plot--A PLOT!"

Thursday, June 25, 2015

"Don't They Realize He's A Man-God?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pennywhistle.

Those kids.

Their faces are where nightmares are born.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

"Come On! MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Killer Klowns.

You can feel the panic on the page.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

"Need More Money! Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, look!

It says something that Muir thinks that a Sam Elliot clone saying cliches is an irresistible begging bowl.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

"How Dare He Suggest That SOMEHOW Gun Control Might Stop Things Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because better luck.

And Muir thinks its other people who are being tasteless about a white supremacist shooting up a historic black church.  Remember that.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Their Relationship Is Based On The Shared Bigotry They Do Not Acknowledge.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a seldom-used crab named Lucky.

It's moment's like these you remember that, yes, every cast member is a bigoted sociopath.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Monday, June 15, 2015

"Give Us Money! NOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brighton Rock.

I have a sudden urge to mutter something about 'market forces'...

Sunday, June 14, 2015

"Do We Ever Watch Movies? We Never Get Them Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cat's in the cream.

And summer movie season starts with Muir once again making bizarre, incomprehensible "parodies" that mash up his distorted memories of them with his distorted views on the political process to produce pure... madness.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

"We Need A Party That Doesn't Want To Do Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the tree is staring at me, and I know that is impossible.

I think this is a fine demonstration of how Muir now usually runs on a combination of contrarianism and creepy sexism.  With a big dose of racism thrown in from time to time, to keep him shouting at those clouds.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

"They Is So Unfair To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poleaxe.

Right--Muir's not a racist at all, because if he would, would he feature his imaginary black friend, hmmm?

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

The Family That Fails Humanity Together...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's hard to dance with the devil on your back.

I think it says something that Muir somehow imagines he's being funny here.  Discussing the actions of a fictional psychotic.  Approvingly.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

"I'm Certain I Know What I'm Talking About, Based On My Superficial Reading Of The Situation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because umbrella.

I don't know... there's something quietly horrifying that Muir feels obligated to dress up his Yellow Peril racism with old-fashioned classical Chinese racism.

Monday, June 8, 2015

"Why Isn't He Just... Punching Them, Or Something?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Iron Man.

And Muir's answer to this vexing problem is... somehow insist that acting like an asshole will fix things.

Sunday, June 7, 2015

"Yeah! Dinosaur Hunting! MANWY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because catbus.

There is so much wrong with this, that figuring out where to start is impossible.  The Damon/Jan marriage.  The simultaneously ridiculous and lifeless fantasy.  The terrible, terrible art.  It's just all one tidal wave of awful.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

"It's... Vaguely Joke-Shaped..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

I think the longer campaign season is breaking Muir early.

And as he is already broken, the results aren't pretty.

Friday, June 5, 2015

Thursday, June 4, 2015

"Yes, I Am Opposed To This Thing I Supported For Most Of Bush's Terms Now."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dandelion.

To be fair to Muir, he eventually cottoned to the fact that this might not be a good thing...

After roughly six years of mindless boosterism.

Of course, Muir's attitude about other policing problems demonstrate that the problem isn't the violation of civil rights--it's the perceived violation of Muir's civil rights.

And of course, Damon stays classy.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

"How Dare Someone Undermine My Perceptions Of Gender!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hoagie.

I think it says something that the now Caitlyn Jenner has more accomplishment in her life than Muir ever will.  Even as a star of an awful freaking reality show, damn it.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

"They're Just Like The Tsar! If The Tsar Were An Elected Representative, Which Means, Not Very."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mad magazine.

I think I've figured it out.  Muir hasn't been out of Florida for so long that he figures out how the rest of the nation is doing by looking at Florida, and then presuming that everything else is like that, but worse in the blue states, with the various paranoid conspiracy theories floating around serving as a bit of spice.

It saves him having to actually learn things.

Monday, June 1, 2015

"Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because loup garou.

It's like every year Muir tries to make the fundraiser a bit tackier, and an even more dramatic demonstration of his weaknesses as an artist and writer. (Which is essentially that he's horrible at both.)  Frankly, this year might just be unsurpassable. We have at last hit peak-Muir begging.