Thursday, September 29, 2016

"Random Plot Twist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Youkai.

Let's see how this bit of crazy will go...

"She's Ugly And Stupid, And Also She Cheated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Happy Time Harry.

And Muir does his version of curling into a ball and sucking his thumb...

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

"MY DENIAL CONTINUES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moses the Prophet.

It apparently took him most of the day to produce this.

Sad, ain't it?

"I DENY YOUR REALITY, AND ASSERT MY OWN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because overcast.

So... is Muir basically going to quietly admit that this is happening in another dimension, or is he going to pretend this is the real world?

Monday, September 26, 2016

"I Know They Will Persecute That Poor Gentle Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slats.

Man, Muir seems almost not to care about the race this year. He's been oddly quiet on it since the primaries, save for the occasional lackluster (and sometimes deranged) Clinton attack...

Sunday, September 25, 2016

"They're The Black KKK!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky picture frame.

I'd say something like "D. W. Griffith nods approvingly" but I think even he would be going "What the hell?" at this point.

Friday, September 23, 2016

A Battle Of Wits, Wherein Both Participants Are Unarmed.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bamboo.

So neither of them quite understands what a strawman argument is...

Makes sense.  They're only as smart as Muir, in reality.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

"Well, You Are, Damon. You're Exceedingly Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Babbage.

As usual, Muir's various author avatars are exceedingly thin-skinned beneath their megadouche appearance of not giving a shit.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

"We Heard About This Somewhere! We're Sure Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ada Lovelace.

It's the Clinton Conspiracy Game!  Make a claim, and pretend it's true!  Then it will never, ever die.

Monday, September 19, 2016

"That Means He Is Accountable To No One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a cloak blowing in the wind.

And at last, after weeks, and weeks, Muir's Trump boosterism pokes its head up again, hoping to plants the seeds of denial for the near future.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

The Misogyny Time Forgot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because will you open my right side, and find my baby?

...And this is what Trump supporters want to normalize. 

Saturday, September 17, 2016

"And Remember, They're Sisters! So Maximum Kink!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because keep on trucking.

At this point, all female characters in this strip are a set of identical sexual characteristics and a crude attempt at a face.

Friday, September 16, 2016

It's Like He Watched Galactica 1980 While Drunk...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Magill's Critique of Literature.

As we watch Muir once again enter his fever dream of conspiracies, let us unite in the just hatred of his awful answer to Wesley Crusher...

Thursday, September 15, 2016

"Vince Foster, Man! Vince Foster!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cave.

At this point, we've passed from mere paranoia into frightening realms of absolute detachment from reality.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

"Let's See How Distasteful We Can Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because skylark, kind skylark.

And now Gene Wilder turns in his fresh grave, as Muir reassures me that the Right can gloat so astonishingly badly that they can make self-inflicted wounds appear anywhere.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

"That's Right! I'm Pretty Sure She's Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a word for it.

And once again Graham Chapman would turn in his grave, if he weren't a cloud of dispersed ashes somewhere.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Sunday, September 11, 2016

"And She Killed Vince Foster! So There's That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Amman.

As we try to puzzle through how Hillary is simultaneously a cunning evil mastermind, a bumbling fool, and a senile old biddy with one foot in the grave, let us stare in wonder at Damon's suddenly appearing beard.

Friday, September 9, 2016

"How Can I Possibly Make This Worse...?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the hearts and minds of his countrymen.

And the fact that the fake black man created by a white racist to show blacks how they should act is saying it only makes it more wince-worthy...

Thursday, September 8, 2016

"And Because Coitus Does Not Ensue, It's Not Illegal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant bowler hat.

It's like fractal loathsomeness.  Every aspect acts to make it more loathsome.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

"Look At My Awful Porn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because State of Sequoyah.

And Muir continues to labor under the delusion that he can draw breasts.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Monday, September 5, 2016

Sunday, September 4, 2016

"And Then A Velociraptor Shows Up!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a million years have come and gone.

Does Muir realize that he's making buddies with a man who used the Fourteen Words as part of a prospective platform for the "alt-right"?

Ahh, well, it will be amusing when they all turn on each other in the future.  And if you doubt that will happen, remember, Muir was a big booster of Goldberg's theories, wayback when.

Friday, September 2, 2016

"This Is Clearly A Fashion Faux Pas!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everyone is calling out for peace.

At this point, the desperation hangs heavy in every strip...

Thursday, September 1, 2016

"Not Like The Paragon Of Truth That Is Your Opponent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm your captain, I'm your captain, but I'm feeling mighty sick.

Man, there is something pathological about how Muir's newest version of Clinton resembles a drip candle.