Monday, October 31, 2016

Sunday, October 30, 2016

So, He's Doing 'The Matrix' Again. Huh.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's been living on the highest shelf.

And remember the work that Muir admires so is the product of two trans siblings.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

"They Lack My Genius Grip On Foreign Affairs."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because any questions?

Muir lists Qaddafi's Libya as an ally.

The Dunning-Kruger effect is strong with this one.

Friday, October 28, 2016

"They Are All Vile Scuzzes! That's The Only Way They Can Be Winning!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because far beyond our selfish wonders.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Barack Obama enjoys 55% approval.  And Muir backs a sexual predator.

I'm sorry.  Alleged sexual predator.  By among others, said alleged sexual predator.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

"His Victory Is Inevitable! NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because holy horns.

And Muir continues to insist that Clinton is horribly unhealthy, and that her eyes go off-kilter, because to do otherwise would be to admit that he is backing a human disaster.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

"There's A Joke In There, Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the flag of the blindfolded Moor.

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Muir seems to have slipped free of anything that remotely resembles humor.

And sanity.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

"She... She Is Wilting Under The Pressure! *Cough, Cough*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we can give you half that.

Classy punchline from a classy lunatic.  As we watch Muir envelop himself in the kind embrace of whatever mixture of hooch and ether allow him to tune out the real world, let's ask ourselves what's going to happen on this strip on November 9th.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

"It's Sick And Wrong When They Do It To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Austria shall rule the world.

And Muir mutters something about media lies before returning to his slumber, deep in the bubble.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

"More Bad Sex Comedy! MORE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wheel-lock.

I think even Muir's lost track of the barbecue plotline now.

So much as he was ever on track to it.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Sunday, October 16, 2016

"This Is Happening! I Keep Saying So, So It MUST Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because music is alive.

Look, a pathetic mass of delusion and Muir wishing he were a real cartoonist, with a real candidate.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

And The Bad Sex Comedy Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the rugged rock.

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And the worst part remains he can't even draw attractive characters to begin with.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Thursday, October 13, 2016

"This Is Really What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky lamp.

Ah, watch as the bubble encloses Muir in its loving embrace, to keep nasty old reality out...

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

"See! All My Enemies Suck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because glass shoe.

Ever shall we man the circular firing squad, ever shall we let our bullets fly...

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

"It's All A Massive Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoa.

Sure, Muir.  That's what's happening.  Not you being fed false data by people who know you'll swallow anything that confirms your biases.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

"See! They Are The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hollandaise sauce.

And Muir reveals he really doesn't know anything about George Soros, at all. 

Or what Afrikaner means.

Or what's actually happening in the real world.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

"We Are Happy To Exploit You."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.

I wonder if we're going to get the normally scheduled update of this riveting storyline in light of the latest... thing about his god-emperor in waiting.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Thursday, October 6, 2016

"Showing You Don't Give A Shit Proves You're Morally Superior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Horrible and Terrifying Deeds and Words of the Very Renowned Pantagruel King of the Dipsodes, Son of the Great Giant Gargantua.

 And that's how you normalize sociopathy!  Make people who show compassion the bad guys!

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

If You Can't Trust A Russian Spy, Who Can You Trust?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Lucien Blake.

Astonishing that the former John Birchers are now Russophiles, when you think about it...

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

"And This Is Bad, Because They're Not Republicans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where you going to run to?

Their marriage is built on their mutual stupidity, and belief in their own superior intelligence.

Because, basically, they're both Muir.

Monday, October 3, 2016

"It's Not Manly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philip IV of Spain.

So the fact that the Navy's doing breast cancer ribbons means it can be defeated by navy that it outnumbers ten to one, and which consists mostly of patrol boats.

Remember, Muir's a real patriot.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

"Thank God I Never Actually Go Anywhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coffee.

And more pictures from the dystopia Muir knows HAS to be happening from the safe shelter of his bunker.

Ha Ha! Another Fake Out!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hadji Murad.

And once again, a Jan is dead fakeout.  Muir is even repeating his crap moves.