Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Monday, March 27, 2017

"This Is A Brilliant Rejoinder!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who's going to save me?

I think Muir's losing track of his stories about how this is a win.  Still, the Damon/Jan marriage continues to be as... functional as ever.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Thursday, March 23, 2017

"And This Strip Let's Me Draw An Ass!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Human League.

...Astonishing that this is the best political statement Muir can make right now.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

"And This Is Righteous Because I Did It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's eee-vil.

Trying to explain the tortuous logic by which this strip works is like making sense of the stories of that drunken old high school friend of yours who insists he's doing fine, and could have made a million last year, and now is trying to sell you Amway.

"Purging The Unclean Is Something Every Child Should Learn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everything is sound.

And remember, this isn't racist, because Muir's imaginary black friend, and his imaginary biracial offspring are doing it.

Monday, March 20, 2017

"Things Mean WHAT I WANT THEM MEAN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pineapple.

Muir doesn't seem to understand the difference between executive order and a law.  Or to understand judicial review.  Or the Constitution.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

"We're Not Creepy! At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let slip the dogs of war.

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Sometimes you can't help but think that Muir's crawlspace needs to get inspected.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

"It's Only Right, Because They're REAL GUYS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the android's dream.

You can always count like the cast to behave like the brain-damaged descendants of a bad 80s sex comedy in their downtime.

Friday, March 17, 2017

"Thank God The President Is A Moron!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ports don't work.

Ha!  Take that FALSE REPUBLICANS!  The billionaire man of the people who is most certainly not in hock to the Russians knows what's what!

Thursday, March 16, 2017

"Stupid Kids, Not Appreciating Art And Culture Like'n I Do. *BELCH*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I burn.

Ahh, the continuing tradition of racist trolls thinking that they are the champions of culture against evil decadence.

They never are.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

"Cause He's From... New York..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because put the lime in the coconut.

I'm left wondering just how aware of his antisemitism Muir is. It's a hard question to answer, as Muir's a rather intense blend of stupidity and malice.

Monday, March 13, 2017

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Countdown To Declarations Of 'We Must Oppose The ZOG!'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because to be a pilgrim.

"I thought the CIA were on our side?"

"No, no, that was when we secretly knew that they were working against the Democratic President! Now that we secretly know they are working against the Republican President, they're evil incarnate."

"And Soros?"

"International banker."

"I thought we liked capitalism."

"Not if it's... international."

Saturday, March 11, 2017

"This Is Sexy! I Do Proclaim It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who would true valor see, let him come hither.

Muir's inability to draw an attractive woman remains matched by his inability to draw an attractive car.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Monday, March 6, 2017

"Some Summary Arrests Would Do It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cryotherapy.

You know, leaving aside the utter staticness of this strip, the repetition of previous images, the casual racism and sexism--what really comes across is how much the bloom is off the rose.  Muir is tired.  One month in, and he is tired, in a way it took him years to reach with Dubya. He's still trying, but his new efforts at imagining a glorious victory are ridiculous, even by his standards.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Saturday, March 4, 2017

"Oh, And Send Word Out To The Aliens, We'll Need Their Help."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Document Center.  For all your document needs.

I'd say it's surprising how swiftly Muir's elation at victory has given way to the same old paranoid persecution fantasies, but... it really isn't.

Friday, March 3, 2017

"GOLDSTEIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Katanga.

Yes, all problems are the results of sinister wreckers in league with the ousted enemy.  If not for him, all would see that this is a new, glorious white workers' paradise.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

"They Are Traitors To The Volk!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gloria Gaynor.


The worst part about Muir's Pelosi caricature is that it is just grotesque enough to seem off, but not cutting enough to be amusing in any way.

Well, except to neckbeards who chuckle at the idea of women who aren't two-dimensional sex goddesses.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017