"This Is What They're REALLY Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the King of Mars.

You know, we've seen these fantasies where Muir's political opponents become irrational and violent to justify his in-universe avatars own violent retribution on them hundreds of times in this strip. What's interesting is to see how badly Muir's breaking reality to get there in this case.

Only Degenerate Lesbians Care About Health Regulations!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because caffeine free.

Always good to see Muir just load on his issues in a comic. And by "good", I mean "bad".

Misogyny, Ahoy!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it takes an honest man.

Yes, that's right, this is all just bad ol' wimmin whining. Thank you for making that clear once again, Muir.

When Fetishes Go In Weird Directions.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll slip away.

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Dear God, I swear his sex hangups just keep getting creepier.

"This Is EXACTLY What Children Are Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies.

Yes, I've no doubt this is just what kids are saying during this pandemic.

A Wide Variety Of Awful.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because love in the time of cholera.

...I don't know if even Muir knows what the point of this strip is...

"Man, What An Evil Liberal Killjoy Skye Is, Huh?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Honey Flash.

I wouldn't trust those kids with guns. Look at their cold, dead eyes.

"Inferior Leftist Filth Are So Unfair To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that show holds up remarkably well.

Man, it's so illogical of Skye to imagine that a man who regularly insists on rigid traditional gender norms might not know how to do what is traditionally seen as a woman's task.

"She Is Awful By Whatever Arbitrary One-Sided Standard I Decide To Apply At This Moment!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yes, I've been watching a lot of Adventure Time during this.

Ahh, the joys of never leaving the Right Wing Hate Bubble...

"Two Strips Of Pure WIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, my Glob!

So, basically old man yells at cloud, while thinking he's funny.

"We Is So Resisting!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Heat Signature 3.

Ahh, Muir's patented brand of quasi-defiant pseudo-rebellion, where you grumble about the people making you, the herrenvolk, do things.

"It Is Totally Childish and Girlish To Want To Save People's Lives."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you better not shoot us with that bazooka.

Apologies fall far short of what Muir owes Charles Schultz for this strip. I'm trying to figure out what would cover the balance, and somehow keep getting stuck on seppuku on the man's grave, which is probably just a tad too much.

"The Kids Just Love The Terminator Series!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Bazooka Goblin has you in its sights.

You know, I'd argue that while El Dorado Dad was the character who began to break down the strip's rough excuse for reality, it was the robots who marked the series abandonment of anything even close to reality.

And not in a funny way, like Duke or Mr. Butts in Doonesbury.

Random Acts Of Violence.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tiny beer stein.

Remember, Muir thinks all this makes them likable, somehow.

Ha Ha Ha. Cutting Edge Humor.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Conversation.

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He's going to bitch his way through this entire crisis, because of course he is.

...Right...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Augustus.

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Well, at least it's inane instead of hateful.

At the moment.

...Okay...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because come along with me.

I've seen films by Andrei Tarkovsky that were more comprehensible.

"They Is So Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because here there is no law, but the arcade's penny claw hanging empty.

Well, now we know that he isn't watching Trump's press conferences.

It Looks Like Self-Isolating Is Getting To Him...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Richard Burton is The Spy Who Came In From The Cold.

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Jesus, he is really falling apart these days.

How Can You Tell?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because serrano pepper.

It's Javier's ONE position, folks. Javier's one position.

"Behold Teh Sexy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lawrence of Arabia.

... I really pity Muir at moments like this, thinking this is somehow erotic.

The Issues Of This Strip Have Issues.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a handful of people in the depth of silence.

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And remember, folks, this is a guy who thinks he should be listened to on gender politics.

"Man, We Should Just Let People Die. It'd Be Less Annoying!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you, you can be mean, and I? I'll drink all the time.

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You know once you get through the bit where Muir goes full "Let them die!" you briefly think the strip just hit its low point and the rest will be better, but no, no, it just rolls on the floor so to speak.

"Now Excuse Me While I Stand Here As Shadows Devour My Eyes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a hammer blow to the head will hurt the soul.

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Well, it's not yesterday's strip, I'll say that for it.

Sitcom From Hell--Ultimate Level

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wipeout.

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I am a little fly with a man's head caught in a spider's web, right now.

"Imagine If John Lennon Rose From The Grave And Kicked Your Ass!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the speedway is closed.

Ahh, yes, Muir. You are simply FORCED to be an intolerant ass by all these people who dare to be DIFFERENT than you! That's why you have to mutilate a song you disagree with to feel superior. Because you are so under attack!

"That's How Things Work, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the dying fly.

I don't know which is worse--that Muir apparently thinks taking the children to a nation under lockdown from the coronavirus is a step up, or that he thinks that people use multiple jets on long flights from some sort of wastefulness.

"Heh, Heh! I Sure Am On Top Of Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lavender and honey.

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Wow, Muir's failure to engage with the reality of Trump, and his failure to engage with the reality of the coronavirus, all in one strip.

"We Have Magic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because everybody's gotta live, I think you know the reason why.

It's fascinating to watch Muir continue to fail to deal with the coronavirus, even as he continues to think he is dealing with it.

"If They Cared About America, They Would Let The Economy Collapse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beneath its shade will live and die.

I wonder what Muir's plan to deal with the coronavirus economic downturn is?

What am I saying, it's trust in the magical market to save us.