Wednesday, September 30, 2020

You HAVE To Be Carefully Taught...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Long Gone Geek.

...I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that Zed's lesson is that those not of the body are pathetic and inferior and deserve death for their different opinions (which do not need to be seriously examined, for we know they are pathetic and inferior for they not of the body)...

Or the fact that he writes a thirteen year old with the dialogue of a nine year old.

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

It's In Revelations, People!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because though nothing shows, someone knows.

Sometimes I wonder how Muir keeps all his crazy conspiracies straight in his head.

Then I remember that he really doesn't--he just ignores it when they contradict each other.

Monday, September 28, 2020

...Says The Foreign Backer Of A Racist Militia.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a Sweet Century.

And remember, you know that Antifa and BLM are the same thing because Even Liberal Jan says there are and she's a liberal, and also, one of the foreign-based financial backers of a racist militia, and wait, wait, back up, forget that bit for now. 

Sunday, September 27, 2020

They Have Nothing To Fear, Save The Dusky Hordes Of Immigrant Islamonazicommufascists!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Enola Holmes.

What makes this fascinating is that we know that Muir realizes, on some level, that it's Trump who's losing, that it's Trump who's blowing his chances, that it's Trump who's an incapable fool. But he can't out and out admit that, so we get this play attempt at blithe, bluff confidence that is simultaneously actively deluded and a desperate put-on. He's not alone on this--his fellows on the Crazyass Right are making the same sort of comments about how Biden is toast, and how the Democrats are going to try and steal it, but obviously, they won't succeed, etc.

The projection is, as always, EPIC.

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Friday, September 25, 2020

Dull Shock And Horror Is The Only Appropriate Title For This.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because perhaps the sun will never shine on my field of wheat.

I mean, I pretty much had Muir pegged as that creepy friend of your dad's who made weird comments about your pubescent sisters (or you if you were a girl)--the confirmation and the fact that he will naturally write his cast as the same is... well, expected, but still unpleasant.

Thursday, September 24, 2020

"Youse All Babies, I Not, And Also, My Guy Baby, Ummm, WAAAAH!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because safe T step.

What's fascinating about this strip is the downright fractal self-own, from the ending where Muir more or less admits that he knows Trump is an idiot and a blowhard, to the overblown bullshit denunciation of Biden that starts it off, where Muir throws everything against the wall in hopes something lands and sticks. And then there are the little bits on the margins, like Pence in what was the role of Tillerson, and then Bolton before they were unpersoned. In one strip, Muir shows how much he is rattled.

And the answer is 'very, very rattled'.

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Wimmen 'N' Airplanes!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you might think they're dumb and lonely, but you're wrong, 'cause their love is strong.

The inanity of this series of strips sure is something.

What exactly is harder to pin down.

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

The Middle Of Nowhere NEEDS An International Airport!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Bride of Dewer.

So, just keeping this pointless "gag" going eh? The gang blabbing about their ridiculous airplane runway, and their ridiculous private jet.

Monday, September 21, 2020

The Racist Hick Militia Are So Cool!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Solar Pons, Detective.

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Remember when this was an office comedy, and the cast was not running a racist militia in Texas that somehow had fighter jets while simultaneously acting like a bunch of good ol' boys 'n' girls? That was still awful, but it wasn't this brand  of absolutely insane mind-breaking awful.

Sunday, September 20, 2020

All Good Minorities Hate It When Bad Minorities Get Uppity

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in the year of the cat.

Remember when Jan's "liberalism" didn't involve acting like a racist cracker, while somehow supposedly being a Latina? Boy, I do. 

But remember, folks, Biden is clearly addled and demented, and if he seems like he isn't, well then he's being doped, which just shows how much worse he is, and BLM is evil and uppity. Now, Supply-Side Jesus bless!

Saturday, September 19, 2020

"That's What The Law Says, Doesn't It, Walter?"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I buy the product but never use it.

Muir's ability to absorb fascist bullshit uncritically and spew it out in an even worse form all while imagining himself to be a free-thinking defender of liberty sure is... something.

Oh, and always fun to see the neoconfederate shit not realizing just who the 14th amendment was aimed at.

Friday, September 18, 2020

Now They Are (((Globalists))).

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jaffa cakes.

Hey, remember when Muir liked Ivanka? He just gets more and more Nazi each year, don't he?

Thursday, September 17, 2020

It's A Coup Whenever Anybody Tries To Make Us Follow The Law!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Company of Wolves.

And it's the first time he mentions Covid in weeks. For a lame joke as he tries to tell himself that it was clearly all a conspiracy, the people stating that Trump had broken the law.

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

The Cast Losing What Little Pretense To Humanity That They Had.

 It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because freedom is a word I rarely use without thinking, without thinking of the times, of the times when I've been loved.

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Muir's ongoing decline in skills is... well, something to observe.

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Cause Bernie's Still Running, Right?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Talking Casey.

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You know this is a fascinating illustration of how the hivemind seems to get dumber and more deluded the more members it gains, as each viewpoint annihilated reinforces the mad, stupid echo chamber.

Monday, September 14, 2020

Damon's Eyes Devolving Into Inky Soulless Black Pools Is Somehow A Perfect Analogy To His Development As A Character.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I huv no lips.

A rare bit of Damon performing his original function as the Black man who tells us what a good non-uppity Black man would think, while Jan performs her equivalent function of telling us that even Liberal Jan despises the evil BLM, something she likewise rarely does these days.

In two lifeless panels, because, well, it's Muir, and he has not improved as an artist in any way.

Sunday, September 13, 2020

Rome Is A Perfect Analogue For America If You Get Shit Wrong, And Also, Are A Vicious Moron.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because parsnips.

Ignorance, arrogance, bigotry, and projection. The foundations of Muir's entire worldview. Here we see the old moth-eaten "The US is just like decadent Rome before its fall!" favored by people who don't know history, but like to imagine they do. We see Muir's deep-rooted belief that as a white man he has a magical virtue that must be respected. We see him ranting about immigrants, minorities and women, as usual. And of course, we see him explaining that the Democrats totally made Obama into an idol, which is not only untrue, but it ignores his own fawning treatment of Trump.

Because Muir's rubbed the 'crypto' right off the fascist by this point, and like all his ilk, he imagines his own impoverished understanding of human relations is the base norm, and if people are pretending to do something differently, they're lying. Oh, and also when they do it it's bad, because they're inferior, and not a natural ruler like him.

Saturday, September 12, 2020

Ad Hominem Attacks Prove His Point.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Harikiri.

Ah, yes, a lifeless strip of Muir repeating stupid arguments he's heard from someone else. Classic.

Friday, September 11, 2020

"Hey, Remember When You Woulda Been Tillerson or Bolton, Pence?"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Into the Night.

As we get Muir going over several Pelosi stories together, days after they passed from the public interest, and with such a heavy Right bias as to render them close to unrecognizable, let's stop to say that Muir's new Trump drawing is ugly as fug.

I mean, just look at that. It's a kid's bad Fred Flintstone drawing, only blond.

Thursday, September 10, 2020

Texas! A Magic Land Where Muir Would Be Appreciated!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Sword of Doom.

There's a lot going on in this strip, but it's all stuff we've seen before--Muir's fantasy Texas, Muir's simultaneously threatening and harmless antifa thugs, Muir's dumping on Skye--so instead I will note that Sam's devolving into abstract shapes over the last few strips is somewhat terrifying.

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

It's Confusingly Blocked Theatre!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Limey, with Terence Stamp.

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So,was that a dream sequence, or... what? This is badly done even by Muir's standards.

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

These Are All Real Things That Are Real!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Celebrator!

So, remember, all these protests are really just a small group of people roaming around and instigating things, and all real Muricans hate them, and they are the total opposite of good Right Wing movements, that do things like have people cross state lines to kill people in places they don't live, which is...

Anway--EVIL SOCIALISTS! THUGS! SOROS! SOROS!

Monday, September 7, 2020

Remember, They Are All Frauds And Manipulated Savages.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because vermouth and tonic.

As the Right's little pet movements tend to be heavily astroturfed and dominated by ringleaders, they thus assume their opponents' equivalents are even moreso. 

Which results in bizarre nonsense like this.

Sunday, September 6, 2020

See How CIVILIZED Captain Mitty Is?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Arcadia of My Youth.

As we look at this ugly, ugly strip, it's hard not to feel that Muir's intermittent attempts to connect his cast to opera is well, not unlike Hitler's own fondness for it--the attempt of a marginal figure to declare he is sophisticated and worthy, and a champion of civilization, because after all opera is cultured

Saturday, September 5, 2020

This Is Totally What They're Doing To People Who Don't Wear Masks!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Balthazar is a thirsty bitch.

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So, once again, Muir demonstrates he has no idea what is going on, and has constructed an alternate universe out of stupid and crazy.

Friday, September 4, 2020

Remember Always Shun The Inferior Urban Filth!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because arathame.

Always good to see that the next generation of delusional wingnut is preceding apace in their paranoia and hate.

Thursday, September 3, 2020

Forever And Always The Real Racists!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's comfort food, and I have needed comfort.

So, the reason this internet right rando's video shows up is because he entitled it 'the most important video of 2020.'

Also Muir appears to fail to realize that he and "Mr. Riot" are the ones acting like the state in 1984, creating a two minute video to scream at their designated enemy, but then misunderstanding Orwell's work is Muir's normal so...

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Criminals. And Doctors. And Children On Halloween. And...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't ask me to cry for all the reasons you had to die.

So Muir's joining the latest widespread bullshit conspiracy theory to show what an individualist he is.

Of course.

Tuesday, September 1, 2020