"Your Former Heresy Is Forgiven, Senator!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's the universal soldier.

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Muir's bizarre mancrush on Cruz returns, only a smidgen less embarrassing than his bizarre mancrush on Trump.

"Too Busy Fapping To Draw."

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And The Plot Slinks On.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black cap.

And it goes on, and on, and on...

"And Then--The Meteor Hit Her!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no food or drink.

I've reached the point where I'm just waiting for Muir's meltdown on Wednesday.

"Yeah, Everyone Different Than Me Is AWFUL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because GOOO CUBS!

Yeah, Hillary is the one with the problem with pedophile charges.  Right.

And Sam has now firmly transitioned as 'Most Awful Member of the Cast'.  Damon's really been slipping of late.

"Why Can't They Be Good Patriots, Like TRUMP!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because teddy bear.

Ahh, crazy paranoid delusion.  Such a great substitute for facts.

"And The Beauty Of It Is, They Think I'm Working!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because recycling facilities exist.

A lack of talent so great, it cannot be quantified.

So, He's Doing 'The Matrix' Again. Huh.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's been living on the highest shelf.

And remember the work that Muir admires so is the product of two trans siblings.

"They Are All Vile Scuzzes! That's The Only Way They Can Be Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because far beyond our selfish wonders.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Barack Obama enjoys 55% approval.  And Muir backs a sexual predator.

I'm sorry.  Alleged sexual predator.  By among others, said alleged sexual predator.

"His Victory Is Inevitable! NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because holy horns.

And Muir continues to insist that Clinton is horribly unhealthy, and that her eyes go off-kilter, because to do otherwise would be to admit that he is backing a human disaster.

"That's Exactly What Happened In The French Revolution! I Think!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because treble.

And Muir once again fantasizes about killing Hillary...

"There's A Joke In There, Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the flag of the blindfolded Moor.

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Muir seems to have slipped free of anything that remotely resembles humor.

And sanity.

"She's Sickly, And Frail, And Evil! Not Like Our Guy, Who Is Strong, And Powerful, And Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Spione.

The projection has gone beyond epic into the realms of absurd.

"She... She Is Wilting Under The Pressure! *Cough, Cough*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we can give you half that.

Classy punchline from a classy lunatic.  As we watch Muir envelop himself in the kind embrace of whatever mixture of hooch and ether allow him to tune out the real world, let's ask ourselves what's going to happen on this strip on November 9th.

"It's All A Horrible Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oblong.

"This is the only way that our wonderful candidate could be defeated! THE ONLY WAY!"

"EXACTLY THE SAME! EXACTLY THE SAME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wooden Indian.

"This is totally what is happening right now!  NURSE, MORE SERUM!"

"Ha! This Is Brilliant Satire! And Not A Sad Comment On My Warped Psyche!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because da funk.

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It's like Muir tried to distill all of his issues into one cartoon.

"It's Sick And Wrong When They Do It To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Austria shall rule the world.

And Muir mutters something about media lies before returning to his slumber, deep in the bubble.

"She's Drugged To The Gills!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Melville Fuller.

And deeper and deeper into the bubble he goes...

"This Is Really What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky lamp.

Ah, watch as the bubble encloses Muir in its loving embrace, to keep nasty old reality out...