It's the Daily Day! Because one two three and I fell!
Gosh, the karma coming into play here is simply overwhelming...
Showing posts with label The Daily Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Daily Day. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
A Nice Day to Start Again.
It's the Daily Day! Because shit piss fuck!
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I'd feel sorry for Jan if she actually had a personality.
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I'd feel sorry for Jan if she actually had a personality.
"Doctor Kilpatient!"
It's the Daily Day! Because it's good enough for me.
So--Obama's stimulus plan is evil and bloated and sends money to all the evil people. As opposed to Bush's stimulus plan, which gave it to the bankers that helped crash the economy in the first place. And it's killed the nation.
Oh, and evil is good.
So--Obama's stimulus plan is evil and bloated and sends money to all the evil people. As opposed to Bush's stimulus plan, which gave it to the bankers that helped crash the economy in the first place. And it's killed the nation.
Oh, and evil is good.
"Take That Pot! Take That!"
It's the Daily Day! Because we're trying to fix that.
Yeah, that Murtha is so crooked. So crooked the FBI's investigating him. Only they aren't.
It's a slow news day, okay? You can't blame Muir for being desperate.
Yeah, that Murtha is so crooked. So crooked the FBI's investigating him. Only they aren't.
It's a slow news day, okay? You can't blame Muir for being desperate.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Big Grandpa Is Watching You!
It's the Daily Day! Because oompa loompa doopity do.
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A little known fact about paranoids is that they're actually REALLY easy to fool. Because they suspect everybody initially, people who show honest concern and try to tell them they're delusional are quickly lumped into the conspiracy. People who play on their fears and tell them they're right are generally considered good guys. Unfortunately, the only people who can do that with ease are sociopaths, who have no qualms and no interests in anyone besides themselves.
And now you understand the modern Republican Party!
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A little known fact about paranoids is that they're actually REALLY easy to fool. Because they suspect everybody initially, people who show honest concern and try to tell them they're delusional are quickly lumped into the conspiracy. People who play on their fears and tell them they're right are generally considered good guys. Unfortunately, the only people who can do that with ease are sociopaths, who have no qualms and no interests in anyone besides themselves.
And now you understand the modern Republican Party!
It'll Be Like Logan's Run! Only With Less 70s' Hair.
It's the Daily Day! Because we're not gonna take it.
Aside from the whole reminder about who's old in his strip--Zed and Sam--we enter the Square Planet, where the cluttered private system that's resulted in the wealthiest nation in the world having the shortest life expectancy in the First World is superior to the public systems that have made the rest of the First World live longer.
Aside from the whole reminder about who's old in his strip--Zed and Sam--we enter the Square Planet, where the cluttered private system that's resulted in the wealthiest nation in the world having the shortest life expectancy in the First World is superior to the public systems that have made the rest of the First World live longer.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
"We Just Want the Money."
It's the Daily Day! Because--does THIS look familiar?
Muir's annual begging bowl, laced with a shot at Soros that manages to be completely irrelevant and mildly irritating at the same time. Just--confirming that he hasn't lost his touch.
Muir's annual begging bowl, laced with a shot at Soros that manages to be completely irrelevant and mildly irritating at the same time. Just--confirming that he hasn't lost his touch.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
"On the Square-Planet, Cars Drive People!"
It's the Daily Day! Because raise your hand--you feel confident, secure.
Remember--an economic stimulus package works immediately, even when most of the money hasn't been spent yet. And the Bush administration's governing philosophy is the Obama's governing philosophy. Only it's evil, because now it's a Democrat.
Remember--an economic stimulus package works immediately, even when most of the money hasn't been spent yet. And the Bush administration's governing philosophy is the Obama's governing philosophy. Only it's evil, because now it's a Democrat.
"But At Least I Have My Tiger Repelling Rock!"
It's the Daily Day! Because if I were a rich man...
Muir continues to demonstrate that a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, as after all, we were expected to wait indefinitely for the dead people in Iraq to become good things.
Muir continues to demonstrate that a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, as after all, we were expected to wait indefinitely for the dead people in Iraq to become good things.
"And the Kid is Not His Son!"
It's the Daily Day! Because chain--chain--chain--chain of fools.
Wow. Even when acknowledging flaws, Muir manages to be an ass.
Wow. Even when acknowledging flaws, Muir manages to be an ass.
"Checking Things Is For Inferior People!"
It's the Daily Day! Because we're all mad here.
Assuming I've got the right HR 1966, then no it doesn't, you arrogant, insulting piece of human refuse.
Assuming I've got the right HR 1966, then no it doesn't, you arrogant, insulting piece of human refuse.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Sock Puppets of Suck.
It's the Daily Day! Because I just can't wait to see those cities on the moon.
Ha ha. Liberal strawgirl sister is such a buffoon. Ha ha. Oh, and Sam is old.
Ha ha. Liberal strawgirl sister is such a buffoon. Ha ha. Oh, and Sam is old.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Everyone Knows The Sky Is a Blue Cloth!
It's the Daily Day! Because you don't know what it's like to be the bad man, the sad man, behind blue eyes.
You know the cap and trade bill has received criticism on both sides, but only in the magical land of Far Right wingnuttery is "junk science" trotted out. This is because the Far Right doesn't know what science is, so when it says something they don't like, they assume it's a lie.
You know the cap and trade bill has received criticism on both sides, but only in the magical land of Far Right wingnuttery is "junk science" trotted out. This is because the Far Right doesn't know what science is, so when it says something they don't like, they assume it's a lie.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Logic Is For The Weak!
It's the Daily Day! Because he gave his life for tourism.
You know, the whole--resigning in a the middle of her first and only term as governor MIGHT have something to do with that whole "unfit" thing. But I forget--Muir runs on "common sense".
You know, the whole--resigning in a the middle of her first and only term as governor MIGHT have something to do with that whole "unfit" thing. But I forget--Muir runs on "common sense".
Monday, July 6, 2009
"You Won't Have Sarah Palin To Kick Around Any More!"
It's the Daily Day! Because it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
Oh, Muir. It takes more than the amazingly ridiculous resignation of Sarah Palin to restore the Republican Party's shattered dignity. It'd take the disappearance of every right wing think tank and neocon pundit, and a willingness on the Party's part to acknowledge that mistakes were made and that changes are coming. And that's to make a start.
Oh, Muir. It takes more than the amazingly ridiculous resignation of Sarah Palin to restore the Republican Party's shattered dignity. It'd take the disappearance of every right wing think tank and neocon pundit, and a willingness on the Party's part to acknowledge that mistakes were made and that changes are coming. And that's to make a start.
A Soap Opera of Suck.
It's the Daily Day! Because there's a thorn tree in the garden.
Muir only lightly dabbles in political attacks to give us the drama between Jan and Damon, which is hampered by the fact that neither of them has anything more than a rudimentary personality.
Also, Muir seems to think that Palin was attacked simply because she had a special needs child. Sure. That was it.
Muir only lightly dabbles in political attacks to give us the drama between Jan and Damon, which is hampered by the fact that neither of them has anything more than a rudimentary personality.
Also, Muir seems to think that Palin was attacked simply because she had a special needs child. Sure. That was it.
Hooker Jokes MAKE Everything Funny!
It's the Daily Day! Because the laws of commonsense I can't ignore.
You know, here Muir is given a genuine scandal that fits his preoccupations perfectly. And he still proceeds to make a cluttered mess out of the strip, so painfully unfunny that it ranks up there with dental surgery as excruciating ways to spend time. At times like this, I have to wonder--does Muir EVER have a small flash of insight into his complete lack of talent? Just a little voice in the back of his head that says, 'You know--you're not that good. You really need to improve things."
Probably not.
You know, here Muir is given a genuine scandal that fits his preoccupations perfectly. And he still proceeds to make a cluttered mess out of the strip, so painfully unfunny that it ranks up there with dental surgery as excruciating ways to spend time. At times like this, I have to wonder--does Muir EVER have a small flash of insight into his complete lack of talent? Just a little voice in the back of his head that says, 'You know--you're not that good. You really need to improve things."
Probably not.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
"Military Coups Are The Cornerstone Of A Succesful Democracy!"
It's the Daily Day! Because if I tarry now I would my guts might be turned to shoe-thread.
Muir, who was calling Obama a fascist a little while ago, comes out in support of the widely condemned military coup in Honduras, and criticizes Obama for being against it. The fact that Obama opposes the military unseating a lawfully elected president is PROOF that he's a anti-democratic fascist commie!
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Fail rarely gets more epic than this.
Muir, who was calling Obama a fascist a little while ago, comes out in support of the widely condemned military coup in Honduras, and criticizes Obama for being against it. The fact that Obama opposes the military unseating a lawfully elected president is PROOF that he's a anti-democratic fascist commie!
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Fail rarely gets more epic than this.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
"America WANTS Our Smug Egotism and Moral Hypocrisy!"
It's the Daily Day! Because, you can't do this to me, Beverly. I'm not the kind of man you can mess around with.
And the comedy riot continues as Muir continues to babble his incoherent philosophy shooting impotent arrows at targets like "moderate" Republicans--who aren't "real Republicans" of course--and Republicans who have had affairs. If the party could purges these deviants, it would be a pure party of arrogant sociopathic warmongers who could make America great again!
And the comedy riot continues as Muir continues to babble his incoherent philosophy shooting impotent arrows at targets like "moderate" Republicans--who aren't "real Republicans" of course--and Republicans who have had affairs. If the party could purges these deviants, it would be a pure party of arrogant sociopathic warmongers who could make America great again!
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