It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Black Coin.
Remember what I said yesterday?
Because if anything, this is worse. Muir is desperately putting his hope that some grand plan, some cagey scheme is going on and soon, SOON, the Democratic Party shall pay! What is it? He doesn't know. But something has to happen, because otherwise, things are looking very grim for his side.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bullseye.
It's nice to see Sam can spend her time chuckling over this nothingburger of a plot instead of... you know, worrying about that flooding in the state she lives in.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Equals.
This kind of underlines what an incoherent mess the strip's evil leftists are--they can go from being hypocritical elitists who only serve wealth to weak-minded idealists who eagerly serve minorities because they don't understand the importance of being racist.
Sometimes in the same strip.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because kablooey.
As we once again witness mirrored strips, with this time the underlying theme being Muir's general belief of his own absolute license and the bitter offense he feels that others imagine they have rights and agency, let's consider the extent to which Muir's age up of the twins has left him muddled. By all rights, they should be considering colleges or just getting jobs on the compound. But instead, they're still talking about being homeschooled.
Because Muir knows in his heart of hearts that they aren't actually eighteen years old.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where the Fraser River flows.
Ahh, yes. Muir deciding to have yet another fictional character he created change their politics because he wanted to fuck them is the ultimate riposte against Democrats everywhere.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Catholic Church. We've made some changes.
You know, this is pretty much every single 'The Gang Does REAL JOURNALISM" bit--a member of the cast gets access they shouldn't, faces a ludicrous straw version of a Democrat who babbles like an idiot, while the cast member still comes across as a fascist dingbat. It kind of emphasizes just why Muir tends to give up quickly on these plots.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Antony Tidkins.
It's kind of funny to watch Muir do the 'projecting his own fascism' thing AND the 'insisting it's a republic, not a democracy' thing sequentially, and not realizing that the former undermines the latter.
But then, Muir's made it perfectly clear he thinks he's for liberty because he wants everyone like him to be able to do whatever they like.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Wise Little Hen.
This is what Muir thinks waking up looks like. Vomiting up the same nakedly racist bullshit as he does.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.
Nice of Muir to remind us that he's still a racist asshat worried about immigrants whose protagonists just seem to schlep through ludicrously impossible plots while facing bad caricatures in place of actual oponents.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they smile as they say they can offer no explanation.
Over one year of being wrong about Covid, and Muir just can't quit it. I think on some level, he knows that this was the moment he and his demonstrated they're worthless in a crunch, for all that like to imagine themselves as valiant men fighting Hitler. (They wouldn't have been.)
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Four Tops.
As we consider this mass of Muir's misunderstandings of how things work, let's consider that last bit, which demonstrates that Muir is assuredly living in some little suburb somewhere in Florida, one of those parasitic racist communities that spend their time sneering at the part country they live off.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's a magical river, that's how.
It says something that Muir has more or less deserted current events to dwell on distorted versions of past ones. And also to keep calling Democrats 'communists'.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Into the Night.
As we get Muir going over several Pelosi stories together, days after they passed from the public interest, and with such a heavy Right bias as to render them close to unrecognizable, let's stop to say that Muir's new Trump drawing is ugly as fug.
I mean, just look at that. It's a kid's bad Fred Flintstone drawing, only blond.
