An Unhinged Rant Has To Be True When It Let's Muir Pretend He's Not Racist.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Commando Cody: Sky Marshal of the Universe.

Clarence Thomas. Probably one of the most deeply malignant men to sit on the Court, alongside Taney.

Which if, you know what Taney's most famous for, is exceptionally ironic.

When 'Youse Da Real Racist!' Gets Hopelessly Byzantine.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he will return the kick.

So not only is he spouting his usual gobbledygook about how EBT is just like slavery, he's saying that fascists not always winning elections, or even worse paying the price for being fascists is JUST like Jim Crow, man!

What a putz.

All Are Traitory Traitors Except Muir And Those Like Muir.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because strawberry.

So he's doing a 'yer da real racists' and a 'yer tryin' to replace da Real Muricans!' simultaneously. And he doesn't see the inherent contradiction here. Hell, he keeps insisting the Confederacy was great, except when he pulls something like this.

The Important Part Is That Democrats Ba'!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the good ship Ragamuffin.

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It's kind of fascinating how Muir seems to realize that he's contradicting himself about halfway through, but just plows ahead.

In Which "Youse The Real Racists" Gets Weird On Us.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because soundtrack by Hans Zimmer.

It says something that Muir can't even drag out the old canard of how 'the Democrats were the KKK' (which even in its kinder interpretation of what Muir means is a massive simplification, and for most of them is outright bullshit) without starting off to note that white people are the real victims these days.

And This PROVES How Racist The Democrats Are!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Phantom Carriage.

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You know, it says something that Muir imagines that treating Stacey Abrams as a mammy stereotype and whining about "anti-white racism" proves how terrible the Democrats are to African-Americans.

Still, it's interesting to see his portrayal of Pelosi switch from an ineffectual foil for Trump to the lovechild of Cruella Deville  and Sauron.

Anti-Fascists And Black Civil Rights Activists Are JUST Like The KKK!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Richard Gere in The Cotton Club.

Muir's projection in the face of manifest incompetence and malignancy from Trump and the GOP has reached the point of being an incoherent, contradictory mess in a single sentence.

We are through the looking glass, people

"Youse The Real Racists" Rererererereredux.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the mountain sound.

Ahh, so Muir goes on about Northam--months after the whole affair blew over.

During which, he's gone a white nationalist kick, so why he's even bothering, I don't know.

"Youse The Real Racists!" Salsa Re-Mix.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "A grave, a grave, " Lord Donald cried, "to put these lovers in!"

 Ahh, the cast insulting other people's intelligence.  Always a bitterly ironic experience, as these are all morons who think they are smart, Michael.

"AOCIsCrazyEvilRacistCommuistFascist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wacky races.

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The amount of projection combined with ignorance in this strip is breath-taking. 

"Esoteric Defeat! Also, Youse The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I was a master thief, I'd think I'd rob them.

Fake Black man and fake liberal Hispanic agree--the Democrats are in trouble. 

I mean, sure they've got a majority in the House, but...

"You Are The Racists Not Us! Always And For Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you were always on my mind.

And let's ignore the policies that have brought this on, let's ignore how desegregation happened, let's ignore everything else, just to get that awful attempt at wit in there.

In meantime, you know the begging fundraising's going poorly--he's left off the percentages again.

"They Are Forever And For Always The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because then nothing more.

Man, to see this much cherry-picking, you'd have to go to an orchard most of the time..

"It's Like He Doesn't Understand Circumstances Have Changed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't go under the apple tree.

The irony is biting.

"Heh! He's Nowhere Near As Manly As Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stuffed alligator.

Yeah, he's not out on the front line like Muir is!

In upper Florida.

Relying on repeated rumors and stories to keep his outrage up.

WOLVERINES!

And remember--even though the Dixiecrats essentially joined the Republicans en masse forty years ago... DOESN'T COUNT!  DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS!  ALWAYS!  AND FOREVER!

"And When Armageddon Begins, It'll Be Totally Okay To Shoot The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alfonso came by the other day and snaked it.

Yes, it's just like Jim Crow South, if the guy who was lynched actually did something besides offend the ol' boys club, and walked away afterwards.  Oh, and was white.  But hey!  RACE WAR!  Which is just Muir stating the facts, and being totally not racist.

"The Democrats Are The REAL Racists Here! Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because time enough at last.

Once again, Muir confirms that he doesn't really get history...

"Yeah! We're The Party Of Lincoln!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and all the people rejoiced!

Gee, the Democratic Party used to be pretty racist.  This undoes all of its policies since the 1960s, including the fleeing of the Dixiecrats to the Republicans.  Because... magic.

"Youse Is The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fall of Rome!

And remember, folks, the hideous crime of the New Black Panthers is to call a bounty for Zimmerman's arrest. Which is morally equivalent to Zimmerman's killing someone. Because if "certain people" don't know their place, society collapses.

"He Just Shot A Defenseless Black Boy! Where's The Harm?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm free to please whom I choose, any old time.

It's always amazing to me, to watch the Right, so fond of declaring that Justice Should Be Harsh, suddenly shift to Let Us Not Jump To Conclusions, once a case involves a white guy shooting a Black person in the name of vigilante justice. And of course, once they can holler 'Reverse Racism!" and feel the surge of satisfaction from their rotted little hearts.