Yes, All Muir's Enemies Have To Be Sexual Degenerates!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the holly and the ivy.

There's something comical in the fact that Muir's pathetic take on what an evil degenerate Biden has always been involves a bunch of thinly retouched versions of the main cast in stock poses.

Something in this strip has to be.

"Me Discard A Batshit Misogynistic Theory? NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bowling pins.

And to think... two years of this.

Followed by four more, in all likelihood.

*sigh*

"Just Wishing Everyone Who Isn't Us Into The Cornfield, Hon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oysters.

As usual, Muir seems to mistake misanthropy for patriotism...

"HA! She's Fat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we don't want to fight no more.

Damon, showing his typical powers of reason and discourse.

"They Can Grow To Be Even More Ignorant Than We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it exploded.

Why is the word "compound" suddenly flashing in my mind?

"Golly, Why Would Union Protesters Get Mad At A Bunch Of Paid Provacateurs? WHY?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jehosaphat.

As Muir hyperventilates over what is CLEARLY A BIG DEAL, let us note he allows the entire issue that's brought this out, the latest "right-to-work" law passing in Michigan, to move to the margins.  Because you know--that tent. That's the important thing.

Keeping Up The Fight Against A Nation That Died Over Twenty Years Ago!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Big Apple.

And once again, Russian Guyovitch talks about a nation that he should have the barest memories of, and makes comparisons to a nation that doesn't resemble it at all.

"Evil Unions! Killing Twinkies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hohenzollern.

As we watch Muir blame the unions and ignore the CEO's, we can now state that the Republican Party's Right Wing's transformation into the Bizzaro-Communist Party is nearing completion...

"Liar! Everyone Knows You Are A Islamocommusociafascist KENYAN!"

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because behind a mask.

"Dumb evil President! And those dumb evil unions! When we get rid of those, we shall live in a corporate paradise! *hic* With flesh-eating unicorns..."

"The Cops Have Been Infiltrated! We Can Only Trust Ourselves, And Our Fellow Armed Lunatics!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mirror, mirror...

Stupid cops! If they were Real Muricans, they'd demand NOT to have a union. And they'd gun down those OWS guys in the street!

"Why We Could Even Disenfranchise The Poor Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because goofy gears.

Amazing how Right-wingers can about face from "The Constitution is sacred and perfect," to "We need a new Constitution!" so quickly, with not even a stop at a more moderate position on the way.

"Yeah, They're So Lazy. Now, Think I'll Just Lay Here..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hallelujah, I'm a bum.

This is a story about Republican voters, many who live in states that receive a surplus of federal government funds to stay solvent--more than they pay in taxes--who bitch about the "parasites" on the dole as they receive the Social Security checks, and who in essence feel that everyone is getting an easy shake, except them. They are, of course, the greatest patriots in the world.

If you use a certain definition of patriotism.

"Tortured Analogy Theatre!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the star-spangled man.

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I'm just going to quote Martin Luther--"And here, I have nothing to say".

Wha...? "Atlas Shrugged" Is A Hit?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I loathe a musical review.

Ahh, nothing like a Muir style Wall of Crazy Text. And remember! Bash unions, before they bash back! That way, we can bring back the Gilded Age!

"Ve Have Been Stabbed In Zee Back By Zee Liberal Svine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because of the tree.

Amazing that Muir views respect for a military our Founding Fathers never wanted us to have as a key civic virtue with military service the mark of the true patriot. All while commenting on the evil of unions, the glories of the past, and the support of the masses, which he knows his sort has, if only the evil leftist conspiracy would shut up.

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I only call him a fascist asshole because he is.

Holy Jesus Fuck.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because how much is that doggie in the window?

Muir continues on his union-bashing triumphalism--and using the same damn picture of Jan--and adds a delightful bit of racist humor allowing us to revel in the wonder that is him. Of course, he's just being ironic. Honest!

"Truly, They Are Menacing Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when there's whip there's a way.

When Muir dreamed about bombing anti-war protesters--that was all right.

When the Tea-partiers were carrying around racist signs--they weren't, and anyway, left-wing conspiracy.

But every time a union member loses their temper, every time a counter-protester gets shoved--it's all proof, proof, that unions are irredeemably evil thugs. And scary.

That's the funny thing about the Right Wing. They use words like 'strength' and 'will' a lot--but it seems to mean everyone else has to tough it out.

"Let Them Cut Off Their Noses To Spite Their Face!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because damage.

And now it all comes out. Muir is so full of anti-intellectual, anti-government, anti-union bullshit, he really imagines that everyone SHOULD do something that will damage them to get back at those stuck-up, snooty, overpaid teachers.

Because remember--only rich people should have any control over their salaries.

"Ha! I'm Wise To You Bastards!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's the pranksters' bible.

Yep! Democrats are all corrupt and evil. And all this union talk is hooey. Now let the Republicans deregulate everything, so they can usher in a utopia of free-market capitalism, where every worker is paid whatever their bosses choose to pay them.

"Also--Umm--Look Behind You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because heat wave.

Yep! That shows 'em! When you've been caught with your pants down--concoct some weak rejoinder based on false equivalency! And remember--just because your a union-bashing pseudo-populist who loves the military, and thinks the country needs to be rescued from the commies by returning to a vague concept of the past--doesn't make comparison to the fascists at all appropriate.

Not if it hurts your fee-fees.