He Thinks This Is Heartwarming.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mandrake the Magician.

I reiterate how repulsive the twins have become, and add that what vague signs of personality Mari's lumpish beau is showing suggest that he's a perfect recruit for their little hate group.

Desperately Restarting A Defunct Plotline.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Spider's Web.

And as we wonder if this time around we're finally going to see Ian's face, I just want to say what thoroughly revolting characters the twins have turned into, a pair of whiny, entitled bigots who put a front of bold superiority to cover being a pair of cowards who fear anything different or new, and blame everyone else for the obvious results of this. They're good proof of Raylan Givens' famous maxim (which I am freely paraphrasing)--"If you run into an asshole now and then, well, that's life. If everybody you run into is an asshole--no, you're the asshole." They're young women with the soul of a cantankerous old man.

'Cause, yeah, that's what they are.

Join The Owens Twins As They Re-Enact Scenes From 'Taxi Driver'...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Mysterious Airman.

And another return to Teeter, the city with the politics of Austin and the geographic position of El Paso. Now, ultimately, all the racist swill, hatred of cities and screaming at inferior leftists is, well, potboiler Muir bullshit at this point. (It's interesting that Kiko can somehow just identify random Hispanic men on the streets of a freaking border city as illegal immigrants, but this fascist fantasy, so what do you expect?) No, I'm gonna to focus on a more interesting question. Now, Teeter is supposedly a college town. 

So, what's the college called? Is it 'UTTeeter'? 'UTT'? Just 'Teeter'? Or is it a private university with religious ties? You know what? As I'm doing this as a joke, I'll make it the last one. Teeter's college is a Catholic university, originally founded by Jesuits in the 1920s, and is known as the University of Saint Jesus Malverde de Sinola, or JMS for short. And that is what I'm going to use in all future jokes I tell about Muir's ridiculous little imaginary city.

Muir's Fake Girls Tell Us Once Again What A Real Man Is In Their Imaginary Opinions.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Flying Disc Man From Mars.

Four straight days of this.

Four straight days of the twins sitting on a fence, blathering like a couple of hicks--because that shows how AUTHENTICALLY redneck they are, natch--about how rural good, city bad. 

Let's see if he makes a whole week of it, or we get something else happening in the days ahead.

So, Yesterday's Comic Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Desperadoes of the West.

So more of the twins failing to be real girls while shrieking about how Democrats are unmanly, and also the font of all evil, and also evil race-traitors.

Low effort. Low, low effort.

Even Female Hivemind Members Share In The Toxic Masculinity.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Invisible Monster.

It says something that the strange little look at the byzantine way Muir handles patron requests is more interesting than the strip, which is the usual smug posturing from this hollow little void of a man.

They're In Full Hybrid 30s Moppet/Hick Mode Right Now.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Radar Patrol vs. Sky King.

Once again, it's astonishing not only how ignorant Muir is of what he's talking about, but how arrogant he is in his convictions on it.

There's also something darkly humorous in an aging man in Florida who's convinced--just convinced--that land that mostly went unclaimed for two centuries just needs to be put up for sale and, MAN, the frontier would be back! It's very much the sort of thinking that got us Cap'n Mitty, champion of Murica.

Remember, The Democrats Can Only Win By Cheating, And Only Do Bad Things.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Mystery Squadron.

Of course, Muir is going off of bullshit Rightosphere accounts meant to tell nitwits like him that all their prejudices are correct, and all the apparent defeats are just esoteric victories that the uninitiated do not see. But what lurks behind this is that dim awareness that the administration he was praising is failing and unpopular, that the things he thought would be powerful and successful are weak and ineffectual. On top of which, Muir's pose of a rugged patriot is a bad counterfeit, and he's actually a lazy, entitled, bigoted schmuck who resents the country for not being the racist dictatorship he wants, and for demanding anything of him at all. In Muir's head, he ideally is owed everything while owing nothing. And so we get these pathetic little strawmen opponents where when you scrape off the idiotic exaggeration, there's this bitter offense at a government doing anything but be Muir's brand of racist awful.

The Eternal Assertions That Cities Are Awful, And Run By Bizarro-Logic Leftist Tyrants.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Wolf Dog.

I've noted it multiple times, but Muir's straw leftists get more bizarre and pathetic every year. Partially this is because his own politics have gotten so wretched that he needs ever more ridiculous opponents to make what he wants look good. But another part is the further Muir travels into fascism, the less and less capable he becomes of envisioning good government. Gunpowder is a nakedly criminal tyranny where the power of the state seems to exist only to persecute those the Compound dislikes, and where things are accomplished by fiat. His only way of imagining bad government now is 'the opposite of what I want', and that gets the ridiculous thing he throws out here, a government that is simultaneously tyrannical, and yet also can't do anything, somehow.

"Wimman, Get Me A Sammich!" Is Clearly The Answer.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flibbertigibbet.

...

This is just so fucking sad on so many levels.

Muir Reiterates That Cities Are Decadent And Weak, And Must Be Culled!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Tuxedo Kamen.

As Muir indulges in his usual anti-urban bullshit--those blue cities pay for their red states not the other way around--it really has to be emphasized that what's brought this on is losing the elections Tuesday. Muir has to explain that none of this matters and it's all pretend, because otherwise, he might have to admit that Il Puce's administration is being punched back by reality hard after only a year in. So screaming and self-genocide proposals. His usual bullshit, alas.

Just Normal Father Things.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Corkscrew.

On some level, Muir is puzzled about what to do with the twins because having them move on to new guys means giving up this portion of Captain Mitty's fantasy life where he is the eternal daddy to a pair of womanchilds who never really grow up.

They'll Use Firing Squads To Purge The Unworthy.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because It.

Watching Muir pretend to know things about the French Revolution will never not be grating.

Oh, How He Does Yearn To Watch A Bomber Burn.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Nevada Gas.

And now he's mentioned his desire to see the cities of his own nation bombed. Especially the capital.

But remember, he's a Real Murican patriot, he is.

Remember, The Cities Have Been In Continuous Riots For The Last Decade And A Half.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Killer in the Rain.

Is something wrong with Sam, beyond the obvious 'She's an evil bigot'? She's in the exact same position as the last strip.

If It Weren't For Bad Faith, Muir Would Have No Faith At All.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and man grew proud.

And now, Muir has reached the inevitable impasse as the result of believing in insane things. When your people are out of power, it's easy to convince yourself that naturally, the reason none of the bullshit you talk about is being found is evil coverups. But when you come into power and still nothing gets found, then people start muttering and reaching the obvious conclusion --you're people have been bought out by the sinister conspiracy of EVIL!

For now, let's sit back and watch them tear each other apart.

Fear, Always Fear The Decadent Urbanite.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sabotage.

The astonishing thing is that Muir is convinced that it's still 2020 in Portland.

Then again, as Eva demonstrates, time in DbD moves funny.

Inferior Decadent Cityfolk! Daring To Respect Deviants!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Champagne.

I await Muir explaining that his cast having to treat others with at least a modicum of respect in public is some sort of hideous imposition, and a sign of the naturally inferior morals of the Leftist urbanites.

"Ha Ha! Look At The Inferior Lib NPC!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Ring.

It says something that Muir's so marinated in his own awfulness by this point that his straw leftists operate by nonsense jargon that only makes sense to him.

Exactly! Only Decadent Females Carry Such Things!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog.

It's like on some level, Muir knows how ridiculous he sounds. So he just shouts louder to bury it deeper.