Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Just Letting It Go On.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a place in Eastbourne.

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I'd say of all the plotlines to become enamored with, but yeah, this is very on-brand for Muir at this point.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Ah. More Of This.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I won't hear of it!

Ahh. A callback to the original terrible bar the cast ran. That Muir just shuttered because it didn't work. Of course.

Monday, August 29, 2016

And She's Just... Okay With This.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because stray cat calls back.

The only real difference between Sam and her mockup is that one is supposed to be an imitation of a woman in-universe.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Saturday, August 27, 2016

"Not Like The Paragon Of Truth That Is Your Opponent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm your captain, I'm your captain, but I'm feeling mighty sick.

Man, there is something pathological about how Muir's newest version of Clinton resembles a drip candle.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

"Down With All The Elites, Sneering At Us For Hating Those Coloreds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why go to night school?

Muir seems to be talking less and less about the race.

It's like echoes of reality are penetrating the bubble.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Sunday, August 21, 2016

"See? She's A Man, Baby!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so quiet?

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This makes you wonder what's in Muir's crawlspace...

Saturday, August 20, 2016

A Timely Cartoon!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elo hi.

Actually published days after Obama goes to Louisiana, despite where it's been placed thanks to Muir's fiddling with his own calendar. 

And completely ignoring everything the Bush administration did wrong about Katrina...

Friday, August 19, 2016

"This Is Fantastically Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he lives in a swamp on Dagobah.

"Hey, remember when we hounded Rather from his job? Good times..."

Thursday, August 18, 2016

"They Are All Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that isn't how any of this works...

The sight of the Right turning on itself, in the endless search for dogmatic perfection...

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Monday, August 15, 2016

"We Know This Is True Because We Say It Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because canto nero.

Ahh.  The "subtly imply an assassination without actually saying it" gambit.  The only thing to lose is your soul, and Muir gave that away years ago.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

"This Is A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bold flavor.

Ahh, yes.  The Right's proud tradition of being deliberately obtuse, and asking the same questions over and over again, to make it look like they're being stonewalled...

Saturday, August 13, 2016

"They Are Trying To Slander A Great Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Karen National Union.

And as Muir vanishes ever deeper into the rabbit hole, we are left wondering what he's going to do come November...

Friday, August 12, 2016

"This All Makes Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Samuel Butler.

So, Muir's added a crazy conspiracy to a crazy conspiracy. I think he's got a bad feeling about November.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

"And Blind My Eyes, That I May See The Truth"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Grove's Dictionary of Music and Musicians.

"Yep, once I realized that everybody that I disagreed with was part of a sinister conspiracy, it was easy to only a tiny handful of websites tell the truth, and limit my reading to them!  And they've taught me so much!  Like do you realize that crystal meth actually has no ill effects! Another plot by the Zionist Occupation Government to oppress the small white businessman!"

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Monday, August 8, 2016

"Man, If Only He'd Torn The Democratic Party Apart..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if the human race held their collective brow.

So, Skye's Green Party now, or...?

Ehh, whatever it is it is awful, so it fits her perfectly.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

"Why Can't They Be Honest Like Me?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chimichanga.

The irony of this appearing in bad porn pretending it is not bad porn is what makes it hit "Peak Absurd".  I mean, effing Barbarella had less pretensions than this.

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Friday, August 5, 2016

"See! I Figured It All Out, The Filthy Moochers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wackadoodle.

"Yes, they are opposed to us, the good and the pure.  They are the bad, the impure, the uppity... But we will stand firm and elect Donald Tru... why are you all fleeing?  Come back! Traitors!  Fine, I'll run the revolution myself."

Thursday, August 4, 2016

"Yep. A Total Shambles. TOTAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because November Rain.

"Yes, it was awful.  A failure.  Not like our glorious show of strength.  And that was because they are a bunch of leeches and moochers!  Inferior scum!  Down with them!  Down with all of them!  NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

"Disturbing Context Continues!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the loop.

Muir's never so clumsy as when he tries to be arty.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Monday, August 1, 2016

Well, That Was Creepy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

...Freud would have a field day with this.