Who Is Even Talking In The First Panel?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Secret Code.

Ahh, yes, the Muir Standard--a declaration of Left Wing principles can ONLY be the pretext for corrupt betrayal based on... whatever the hell idiocy's he's reading at the moment, distorted further by his warped mind. It's made him the self-declared champion of the common man who champions the common man taking it in the neck, and a so-called enemy of corruption who has to come up with elaborate conspiracy theories to explain how his heroes only look like they're corrupt.

And he never learns, and he never changes.

Well, That Was Astonishingly Awful.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Perils of the Royal Mounted.

If I weren't sure that Ian was ultimately hivemind white trash scum, I'd advise him to run right now.

Uggh! MANLY!!!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Captain Midnight.

Ahh, yes. More of the toxic masculinity that Muir thinks is admirable.

Sure. Sure. This isn't pathetic at all. Nope.

...It's A Look.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Holt of the Secret Service.

I know I keep saying it, but these days Muir's dream life is so pathetic and repulsive when you get down to it.

Attack Of The Redneck Grub People.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Iron Claw.

You know, this strip would be terrible even if it didn't feature a distorted Mari holding what looks like some mutant little person who is clearly supposed to be one of the strip's interchangeable horde of babies in the last panel.

Sam's Gonna Strangle Her With That Umbilical Cord, I See.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Spider Returns.

As we look at Muir treat dysfunctional emotional manipulation with a mawkish sentimentality that suggests that this is how family relations should be in his mind, I should note that the homeschooled education that the Compound dwellers insist is so better than the outside world's degenerate offerings has left Mari thinking that the Yucatan is in South America.

It isn't.

A Reminder That They Just Have Terminators On This Ranch. They Just... Do.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because White Eagle.

As we stare at that supremely awkward strip, I do worry that if this trip does happen, and Muir allows it to happen onscreen, we will get his racist-ass upside down version of Mexico.