Who Else Feels A Need To Wash?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Rocket Men.

Sometimes Muir making every character 'Muir in different hats' goes in real creepy directions.

Musk Returns To Undead Werehyena Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ghost of Zorro.

Character shilling and Musk boosting.

That's it. 

That's the strip. It's kind of sad, really.

Muir Announces That Elon Is Once Again Of The Body!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Federal Agents vs. Underworld, Inc.

...

I'm sorry, it's just in addition to the hypocrisy, we've got Muir portraying Elon Musk as possessing both moral fiber and disgust with Epstein, neither of which are true. (A reminder that, just like Il Puce, Muskrat was far closer to Epstein than the people Muir likes to imagine were his besties.)

"Truly A Brilliant Strategy, Sir!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Adventures of Frank and Jesse James.

Muir once again looking at stupid actions that will hurt us and going "Wow, this is brilliant!" Because, once again, like Trump, he doesn't understand the concepts of soft power and reciprocity and views anything in that direction as a sign of weakness.

And then is left baffled when isolating the nation in the political sphere makes things worse. 

"Next Question, How Do You Maintain Your Lustrous Head Of Hair?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dangers of the Canadian Mounted.

As amusing as Muir treating these delusional softballs as "the real journalism that people should be doing" this is all the fairly typical phenomena of a person who has found themselves doubting their faith attempting to double down on it to make the questions go away.

It rarely works.

See, It's Okay, Because She's Virtual...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because G-Men Never Forget.

Ahh, yes, Muir doing the bit where he mixes being sleazy with being self-righteous. Never gets old.

Ahh, The Bit Where Muir Reminds People Of Much Better Works.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Black Widow.

This sort of underlines the problem with this storyline--the cast's incredible plot coupons aren't working thanks to author fiat, yes. But they shouldn't need them to begin with, as Trump has been portrayed as friendly to them, taking calls from and even calling them on occasion. The reason that's gone dark is the same reason Jo won't tell her what her powers revealed--they're both Muir's little power fantasy, and right now, that fantasy has been punctured. He thought he had a president who was his sort, and now he's vaguely realizing that he might not, and so Zed and Sam are suddenly written as being cut off from Trump instead of having a direct line to him.