Showing posts with label McCain Bad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McCain Bad. Show all posts

Saturday, November 7, 2026

The Transition Era; Part 8: Muir Begins To Grumble About The Republican Candidates.

As I said, Muir started 2008 shilling for Fred Thompson, who many on the Right were hailing as the natural-born savior for a faction whose party that looked like it had gone gummy on them.  They spoke of his natural charisma -- he was an actor, they stressed, just like Reagan! -- his folksy manner, and his rock-solid positions. He was, they insisted, the perfect candidate. Muir bought it completely.

Thompson flamed out in January, an awkward, stiff mess who was utterly out of his depth.

See, that's the thing about Muir. For all he likes to pose as a strong-willed original thinker, he's actually a pliable puppet who will buy just about any nonsense once it slips through his bigoted, reactionary priors. If people he trusts tell him a guy is amazing, his brain will immediately tell him he's seeing someone amazing, and I'm betting how he was able to keep convincing himself Trump was really with it makes sense now doesn't it? In essence, Muir bought into Thompson, because people told him this was a can't miss bet... and the bet busted.

Did this cause any self-awareness? Hell, no.

It did however leave him in an uncomfortable state of ideological orphanhood. Of the two remaining major candidates... well, let's start with Huckabee. Muir didn't like him for two reasons. Firstly, Huckabee's weak 'compassionate conservatism' pitch made Muir suspicious that he might be for something other than the 'cut taxes for the very wealthy' that Muir had been convinced was the best economic plan possible. Secondly, Muir was still very much the smug Rand follower at heart who viewed religion with personal suspicion, even if he was willing to keep those beliefs on the downlow because he believed evangelicals were an  important part of the great wall against evil liberalism. (He would change to being religious in the vague Right Wing way that lacked any real religion in the years ahead.)

And then there was John McCain, the eventual winner, and...

Well, there were two Republicans in the Mystery Business(tm) Era that Muir had a passionate dislike for. One was Trent Lott, who let him lash out at an establishment he resented, while convincing himself this was more proof he wasn't racist.

The other was John McCain.

Now, Muir's hatred of John McCain was both complicated and simple. Complicated, because he was always finding new things to hate about the man, and simple, because it all traced back to him being told to hate him by the Right Wing bloggers he followed for one reason. McCain, while fundamentally a conservative, had  a history of bipartisan action, and the most significant example of it was the McCain-Feingold Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act, which sought to limit corporate money and sizable donations in elections. Muir hated this and regurgitated arguments he read on why it was bad, arguments it was clear he did not actually understand. Like I said, a pliable puppet who will buy just about any nonsense once it slips through his bigoted, reactionary priors. When the primaries started, Muir thought that clearly Republican voters would repudiate this unworthy heretic.

They did not. McCain cruised to a relatively easy victory, in part because this was probably the last Republican primary which saw a significant moderate voting presence. And as Muir adjusted to his growing unease,  the Democratic primaries were likewise seeing his priors being undermined...

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

"Take That John McCain! Take That FROM THE GRAVE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man.

Wow.  It's really time to go after old enemies for no reason whatsoever, in'it?

Saturday, December 30, 2017

"Real Conservatives All Hail The Leader!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Julii Caesar insisted the name "Caesar" meant elephant in Carthaginian. No one else seems to have agreed with them.

And it's time for another round of circular firing squad.  Yaay.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

"Doubtless, The Sinister Conspiracy Backs Him Even Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bill Finger.

Astonishing that Muir's present politics would make past him an evil puppet of the corrupt state.

But doubtless, he doesn't think about that.

Friday, April 14, 2017

"Kill The Heretic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gold foil.

...

The history books of this era are going to be fascinating.

Assuming we survive and they get written.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

"He Was A Real American Hero!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because gassenhauer!

Muir chastises the RINOs for not standing behind Jim Bunning in his epic quest to prevent poor people from getting money. Letting people starve in the streets will propel the Republicans towards VICTORY!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

"Her Inspiring Voice Could Have Saved The Campaign!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're riding on the rollercoaster.

Muir--just because your crazy moronic ass likes it some Palin, doesn't mean America does.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Ummm, Right.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because exodus--movement of Ja People!

Choosing the crazy Right wing Veep--and notice we've heard nothing of Palin's meltdown--it's all part of his plan to campaign against the "conservatives". Yep.

That Wacky McCain!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because who is Mr. Brown?

Yep! McCain's an idiot! He should realize that the Republicans are still the way and the power.

What A Maroon!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Ja would never give the power to a crazy baldhead.

Yeah! McCain should have let the crowds get worked up--and try to kill that crazy terrorist Obama!

Monday, October 26, 2009

This Is How We Punish Unbelievers.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because would you believe a rabid boy scout?

Yep. McCain. He's bad. He deserves all this for not being loyal to... THE PARTY!

We're All That Matters!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because baby talk.

Yep. McCain needs to go full metal whackball! Because screw the other 80% of America!

Actually, Obama's Quite Popular...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the game of world conquest.

"Well, Muir's decided we're in love. Largely because he has no idea what love involves."

Nice.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because King Francis was a hearty king, and loved a royal sport.

In a way, Sam symbolizes the greatest weakness of Day by Day. She's an imbecile, making incoherent arguments that could easily be defeated if Muir wasn't setting her up against ridiculous straw men. Further, the way in which she argues is unpleasant and cowardly making most sane people loathe her. But she is held up as a figure of courage and integrity. Largely because Muir doesn't know what those virtues actually require.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Hee Hee Hee...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because when the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

Muir actually thinks he's smarter than these people. HA!