"The Right Says So, And They Never Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because antioxidants are overrated.

Ahh, yes.  Declaring others to be patsies--thanks to a false rumor spreading amongst your own.

"They Are All Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that isn't how any of this works...

The sight of the Right turning on itself, in the endless search for dogmatic perfection...

"It's... Vaguely Joke-Shaped..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

I think the longer campaign season is breaking Muir early.

And as he is already broken, the results aren't pretty.

"You Silly Liberals, Thinking You Understand The Deeper Truths!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slow down, you move too fast.

See, if we could just appreciate Muir's lousy attempts at cheesecake, we could also appreciate the deeper truths of Fox News! 

"Ha Ha! My Brilliant Satire Is Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ocean!

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Wow.  Once again, Muir displays that utter lack of knowledge that makes you wonder if he has any self-awareness at all. 

No wonder he needs to believe in massive conspiracies to explain how the world works while operating in the manner he imagines it to...

"Not That We're Advocating Assassination Or Something! Heaven Forfend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Zadok the Priest.

Of course, what gun enthusiasts could do in their scenarios of anti-government insurrection outside dying like dogs in the streets is something of a mystery to us on a first name basis with sanity.  And why is it that when the original intent of the Founders comes up the idea of a genuine citizen's militia, like Switzerland, is never mentioned by the Right?

Oh, right.  Because that would entail ACTUAL responsibility.

"It's All A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because down on Cripple Creek, she sends me.

Of course, if Muir actually READ the aforementioned sources, he'd know this isn't true, but he doesn't. Also, of course, Muir was perfectly okay with all the deaths back when Bush was in charge, so I must assume he considers this a belated development that would have been a good thing if a proper warmonger was in office.

"They Are People Who Disagree With Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Dog of the South.

You know, my tolerance for Muir's sockpuppets is at an all time low right now, so I'm just going to label this one SSDD and move on.

...The Horror. The Horror...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we go on.

Muir continues to suffer from the delusion that his stiff, grotesque pinup girls are sexy. And that Damon is charming. And that his strip is good.

Tepid Disapproval Of Violence=Nazism!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is no audition.

"I mean, Israel clearly has a right to shoot anybody who looks at it crosseyed! And any disagreement on this matter--no, any hint of disagreement on this matter--makes you a Nazi! A NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!"

And That Proves We're Right!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I shall wear my trousers rolled.

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Well, that was a bizarre display of idiocy, hypocrisy, and religious ignorance all rolled up in one big ball of crazy-FAIL.

In Their Own Minds.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the actor prepares.

At the moment, the Right wing is busily declaring Baier's interview a massive win for their side. The reaction of everyone else is--less positive. Baier is your classic Fox hack so interested in attack, he never quite figured out how the whole journalism thing works. Not that this matters, because Fox fans live in their own mental world, where Fox's open bias and general shrillness are all signs that is the One True News Network.

This is the Right's greatest problem--it holds no sup with reality. The Right wing is right because it is right, and that's all there is to it. Those who deny this are evil fools, and the Right is brave to stand up to them, because it is brave to stand up to them. That's how it is, because that's how it is. Don't you try to get them with the truth. They've got closed minds, because a mind should be closed, damn it.

What A Shock!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because thanks for all the fish.

Wow. Who could have seen that the guy who accused Rahm of accosting him naked in the showers would have a creepy gay sex scandal in the wings? And it looked like the Repubs were lined up for another Traitor-Dem to hail as a hero! Josephus Cassius Liebermanius has been getting lonely.

The Muirverse Is Only Tagential To Reality.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sugar on my tongue.

Muir continues to demonstrate his worship of privilege, amorality, and blackmail, all while believing himself to be the champion of light and good.

Oh, The Stupidity Of It All.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because surrender Dorothy!

Muir praises Glenn Beck. The guy who tried to prove Woodrow Wilson was behind fascism based on the Mercury Dime. I guess like does attract like.

The Blind Leading The Blind.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because SURF'S UP!

Yes! Fox and the New Media! The only place that tell you what's really going on! Like Obama's sinister plot to destroy America!

The Audacity Of Bullshit.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because high on the hog!

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Yes everyone but Fox is a liar.

See? See? SEE?!!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because love shack, baby.

Refusing to play in our sandbox so that we can spit goobers into your mouth proves that your hypocritical wimps!

Back To Normal.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tomato soup.

Ahh, there's the pointless political posturing and strange attempts at erotica we know and loathe. Now Damon just has to be an asshat, and the cartoon can go back to being offensively stupid, instead of simply pathetic and humorless.

I Mean, He's Only Backed Torture! No Biggie!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because raindrops keep falling on my head.

Three years later--OBAMA has recruited ACORN to create Communist/Nazi Enforcers! I saw it on Beck!