It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Tiger Woman.
As we stare at this pile of gibberish masquerading as an explanation, I have to note that this has the sort of desperate feel of those 2007-08 strips where Muir would reaffirm that he still trusted Dubya, yep, yep. Just with an extra layer of cray-cray on top.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dick Tracy's G-Men.
As the interminable car drive continues, Zed goes all in on painting a series of ill-advised moves as foreign policy triumphs, doubtless based on dim-witted spin pieces from the Wingnut Welfare Circuit. Muir can by this because he really does think that bullying and cruelty are signs of power and thus will buy anything telling him what he wants to believe.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Number 13.
A reminder that Sam was heading a breakaway state for awhile. Though again, that plotline's gone all timey-wimey ball on us.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger.
We've gotten close to a week of these one and two panel strips consisting only of Sam and Zed tossing out this idiotic paranoid gibberish and reaffirming their own superiority to the rest of the world. The strip's reminding us that it is in the end a closed circle, Muir talking to himself endlessly and declaring that he is so much smarter and stronger than those who disagree with him, and that every crazy theory he's bought is so obviously right. Sometimes he tries to hide this with a lot of badly done activity trying to simulate action and a plot, and sometimes he just gives up and you get this, two sock puppets yammering at each other in feigned conversation trying to pretend they're people as Muir tries to pretend this horrific world he's imagined out of his own bigotry and egotism (leavened with countless online lunacy) is real.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 4 Week Continuous Super Sentai Strongest Battle!!
Times like this emphasize that fine combination of crazy, stupid and evil that fuels Muir these days. There's the massive arrogance, the colossal ignorance, and the spite, misogyny and bigotry under it all.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kamen Rider Skyrider.
I think we're supposed to assume that obviously the cast would never sell the female characters into slavery, and so this is just their version of lighthearted banter.
The problem is I am no longer convinced of that first part.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ultraman Orb.
So after first embracing the entire Jan. 6 crowd, Muir has now moved to insisting it is somehow a 'false flag'. While still being a bunch of patriots. Oh, and China is involved. Somehow.
It's amazing that he can see himself as firm in his convictions even as he swaps beliefs the way most people do socks.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ultraman Taro.
You know, I find the story of how this strip blinked out of existence, and then blinked back more interesting than the strip itself, which is more of Muir's declaring that X is clearly the woke conspiracy at work, and proof of them at work, with a dash of racism. Muir's always been a bit of throwback, with these yearly fund drives in an era where multiple services exist that could handle this better. But now... it really seems he's running into problems. Let's see where it goes.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let me sleep on it, in your soul kitchen.
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It's kind of amazing that he'd bring up the "Joe Biden is owned by China" bullshit in THIS plotline.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Of the Shaping of Ulm's Heir.
Muir's version of Democrats have always been shallow hate objects. It's just that now, he doesn't even bother to base their actions on anything they actually did, no matter how distorted. Just baldly asserts this is so, to the Peanut Gallery's applause.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Changeling.
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This is somewhere between a racist mad lib, and a paranoid's personal murderboard.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dragon Scale Silver.
The extent to which this strip has become an eternal monologue pretending to be a conversation really gets you sometimes.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Amber Out of Quaithe.
I've lost track of the times Muir has asserted that it is absolutely the case that Biden is of course a Chinese puppet, even as the details and the supposed proof keep changing. Then again, Muir changes his stories so often without realizing it, I think even he is confused by the bizarre mental universe he now inhabits.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Witch World.
The only thing remotely interesting about this strip is Muir pulling out the old 'immigrants as hidden agents of the nation they came from' canard. Which isn't original, just shockingly blatant on his part.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I was warm in the night, I was cold as a stone.
The constant insistence that it's a cruel subversion of the Constitution if county sheriffs don't have nigh absolute authority in their jurisdictions and can't shoot immigrants on sight really hammers home how deep Muir's gone into the Sovereign Citizen weeds.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because takin' my time.
Like many fascists, Muir keeps running into two problems. Firstly, for all he likes to imagine himself a patriotic American, he actually hates the nation and views its government as decadent and weak. As usual for his ilk he gets around it by declaring the present government is in fact in hock to foreign powers, so his opposition to it is just him being extra patriotic. Yes, it is those foreign powers who are corrupting the nation's vital essence and doing things Muir doesn't like. But then the second problem rears its head... Muir is a delusional, ignorant, and bigoted reactionary and the things he doesn't like are usually good actions.
And so we get the insidious Chinese plot to vaccinate people and not persecute gay people.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the rains came.
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It's been something of a marvel to see Muir's newfound paleocon isolationism become twisted into utter despite towards the nation he imagines he supports.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paranoia Agent.
As Muir goes all in on his latest nonsense conspiracy theory, I feel obliged to remind everyone that the people talking about Biden being a traitor are heading a secessionist movement while taking foreign capital to keep it afloat.
