Showing posts with label Hail Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hail Bush. Show all posts

Saturday, May 16, 2026

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 8: When Muir Loved Dubya.

 The political world of the Mystery Business(TM) Era, especially the Early Period, is quite unique for the strip. Where the story of Day by Day has been steadily ratcheting paranoia, racism and delusion since the election of Obama, this point in time isn't like that. Oh, there's racism and a LOT of delusion, but it tends to lurk in the corners and under surface, so to speak.

No, what's clearest about this time is how much more confident and content Muir is. It's not that his base politics are any less vile. He's still racist, still misogynistic, still authoritarian. But seeing yourself on the clearly winning side, with your opponents locked out forever makes him somewhat mellow. Total victory is almost assuredly at hand, so yeah, you just have to wait, and they'll either see that you're right, or be irrelevant nobodies forever on the margins. And that sense of assurance can give Muir a deceptive appearance of acceptance. He's a reactionary asshole through and through--he will demonstrate this constantly--but he hasn't gone down as many crazy rabbit holes as he will later. A Muir who thinks feminism is dying is a sexist Muir who isn't calling for the end to female suffrage. A Muir who thinks that Blacks are starting to accept a proper American viewpoint is a racist Muir who isn't a naked white supremacist. And a Muir who thinks the nation understands what needs to be done and that the right people will be in charge to do this forevermore is an authoritarian Muir who isn't an outright fascist calling for either dictatorship or a coup against the leftist pretenders who think daring to, ha, win an election means something. He's rotten at the core of him, but there's so much less of that core showing, being rubbed raw by exposure  to the world. 

And that's the essential essence of Mystery Business(TM) Era DbD, especially in the Early Period. This is a Muir who thinks that he's won. That Bill Clinton has been demonstrated to be a fluke. That the story's finished, and all he has to do is ride along and laugh at those losers who dared to oppose he and his. It's a sense that will not last--it will in fact be starting to crack up by the tail end of the Mystery Business(TM) Era. And once it's gone, it is gone forever. Muir will never get it back, least of all because he'll start demanding impossible things from the people he imagines can restore it for it.

But what does this mean? Well, in the political scene outside the cozy offices of Mystery Business(TM), we generally focus on three things, two domestic, and one foreign. Domestically we have on one side, Dubya, and his advisors, presented as a bunch of wily, capable statesmen, and on the other, the Democrats, a pathetic, crooked ineffectual opposition laboring under the delusion they can somehow beat Dubya.  The depictions of Dubya will seem eerily familiar to those used to Muir's depiction of the Trump presidency--a Republican president widely seen as being thick is portrayed as an extremely capable and canny political operator with the common touch. The Democrats, on the other hand, are a lot more farcical than their latter day Evil Conspiracy of Evil iteration. Muir may view them as crooks, but petty crooks, running ineffectual schemes as the inevitable Permanent Republican Majority grinds them to dust.

In foreign policy we largely focus on the forces of terrorism, uniformly brown-skinned and Muslim, who are just as hapless as the Democrats, but also much eviler. The buildup to and fighting of the war in Iraq takes the same tone, with foreign nations and international organizations who object being likewise painted as ineffectual and corrupt. This opposition will also produce portraits of an anti-war Left as a barely-differentiated mass of latter day hippies for Muir to scorn and metaphorically punch. This will produce an actual character in time, but for now, they exist to be a counterpart of Muir's Liberal Character Who Is Always Wrong, these being somehow More Wrong. 

This the political world of DbD in this time period. One side holds all the power, and is always right. Muir may object to a few individual Republicans, such as Trent Lott and John McCain, but by and large, he is blithely supportive of the GOP and especially the Dubya Administration. He is absolutely convinced of their power and popularity, and just as certain that nothing they can do will ever end it.

This will have very notable effects in the future.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Thursday, February 13, 2014

"See, History Will Allow Us To Rewrite It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's insanity!

Ahh, the confidence of the Right Wing Bubble that soon everyone will accept their version of things.

And Muir still doesn't know much about Marie Antoinette, does he?

Sunday, December 1, 2013

"What We Should Be Doing Is... Ummm.... USA! USA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chop-chop.

So Obama is evil for withdrawing from Afghanistan.  And for sending more troops to Afghanistan.  And for not being Bush.  And so on.  And so on.  And so on.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

There's Clearly A Conspiracy Behind All This...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because late in the evening...

Ahh, this old chestnut.  Once again, Muir's magical tyranny detector started working overtime after letting virtually everything slide for eight long years, and now he knows we're living in Communist Russia.  Minus... well, everything that made Communist Russia... Communist Russia.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

"Ha Ha, America! Now You Know The Treasure You Have Thrown Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was looking for a chalice.

I suspect Muir is providing us with yet another example of why you shouldn't get your 'facts' from internet spam...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Mind Reels At The Stupidity...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because better call Saul.

Remember--all these things count as the same thing. And prove that Obama is incompetent.
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Yeah. Amazingly, the most successful, highest casualty-producing terrorist attack in American history suggested no such thing about Bush's competence. Even when it was discovered that his adminstration had chosen to more or less ignore the threat Al'Qaeda presented.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

See? See? SEE?!!!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tomatoes are a fruit.

Obama is the worstest president ever! Oh, if only we could have torture-approving, war-starting Bush back again! He would stand against the evil tyranny that Obama is doubtless beginning! Because a government that's trying to deal with a horrific recession and take care of a looming health care crisis is CLEARLY on the road to an authoritarian dictatorship...

NURSE! MORE SERUM! NOW!!!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Yep. "Blanco". Not "White House".

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because he is a fool who will not heed the call.

"And our blatant incompetence?"

"What now?"

"Well, we did drop the ball."

"We did what...?"

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Now UNLEASH THE DEATH RAY!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it came from outer space.

Being called on our endless bullshit is PROOF OF THE EVIL LIBERAL CONSPIRACY TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!

"That Should Shut The Bitch Up!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because come to Crystal Lake!

Quality political humor.

Something Muir just doesn't get.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Monday, October 5, 2009

Remember--Taxes Are Evil!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I see London.

We still got the President, Libs, and he STILL believes in MAGIC!

"Ha! Wussies!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because are you there, God?

"As opposed to us, Mr. President. We're willing to get as many of our boys killed as it takes!"

Saturday, October 3, 2009

We Are All Pleased To Serve The Fatherland!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because arise, workers from your slumbers.

...Oh, fuck. I can't even begin to list all the FAIL in that cartoon.

Right.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Ulysses!

I think Dick Cheney is defintely closer to the Sith side of the equation.

Friday, October 2, 2009