*Horror Movie Music Sting!*

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ultraman Taiga.

You know, Ronald Reagan's smug thoughtless witticism was bad enough as a lying dismissal of everything the New Deal and the Great Society accomplished. But to see it dragged onstage by modern fascists as some sort of self-proving article is a new low. These people are bad, because they are doing the thing that is bad!

Ignore the fact that Sam is also from the government. It's a different type of government, and so it doesn't count.

"Cause Like Every True Patriot, I Despise My Own Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fancy useless fireplace.

Remember, government bad.

Except for the military, which doesn't count.

Somehow.

"Oh, And For Years Afterwards..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oh, the things you will see...

And once again, Muir rewrites history with a zeal that would make a Soviet apparatchik blush.  The George W. Bush presidency, with six years of outright Republican Party supremacy?  Doesn't count.  The Republican "Revolution"?  Doesn't count.  No, it's been doom and gloom since Saint Ronnie, Patron Saint of the Free Market, Commie-Bashing and "Welfare" People Knowing Their Place left the presidency, a dark time that has inevitably lead to these present evils. 

I'm Running Out Of Jokes For When He Does This...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lord Canti.

So once again, we get two crappy cartoons instead of one. In the first, Muir demonstrates that he still doesn't get the whole... Constitution thing. In the second, he gushes over Reagan. In both, he tries my patience...

Muir, You Don't Even Know What Reagan Was Really Like...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dunderhead.

Yeah. McCain. Such a (conservative) liberal!

Well, I Can See Why That Got His Attention.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because horsefeathers.

...

Moving on.

Goodnight Sweet President! May Flights of Demons See Thee to The Festering Pits of Hell.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because this ain't rock'n'roll--this is GENOCIDE!

"*sniff* He taught me to hate guys like me--something I'll always thank him for."

Shame! SHAME!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because chain-chain-chain--chain of fools.

Yes, look at those evil Democrats! Smiling during Reagan's funeral! They must be rejoicing over his death! There's no way that they can merely be happy to see each other!

Stupid Bias! Why Can't You Admit Reagan Was Without Sin?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because yakkity sak!

"Yep. I know nobody trusts the media! That's what Fox tells me!"

Suck It, Dan Rather! Suck It!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sky rockets in flight--afternoon delight!

Yeah! Now you'll have to admit Reagan was the greatest President EVAR!

Thou Shalt Have No Other God But Reagan.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because take my hand, baby.

"Yeah--I remember when he flew out to Berlin and tore the wall down with his bare hands! *sniff* Good times."