"As They Are Shameless Hussies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because woogie!

You know, if this were an actual married couple, I'd recommend a trial of separation.  But as they a pair of implausible fictional characters, I can simply shake my head and wonder how Muir hopes to get the woman vote.  (Of course, given the tone, I'm almost expecting a 'repeal the 19th Amendment' strip to show up any day now...)

"Muslim, Muslim, Muslim, MUSLIM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because banjo.

Gee, wonder what he's trying to say here...

And I have a suspicion he has two sequels planned for tomorrow.  If we see three more panels of 'evil Muslim White House', then I was right.

"Stupid Inferior Liberals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red velvet cake.

Ah, yes.  Lessons in reasonable voting from the man who's been singing Sarah Palin's praises for five years now...

"And Wait Until I Tell You About The Kennedy Assassination!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grotesque.

Yes, Muir weep your crocodile tears over men whose work you spat on while they lived, and whose death you care about because of your latest insane conspiracy theory.  It demonstrates the full extent of your humanity.

Really.  It does.

The Insane Troll Logic Of The Right Keeps Coming!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because clown shoes.

You know, the vileness of Muir's accusations are only matched by their inanity.  Benghazi was a plot to ensure Obama's election by... underwear gnomes, okay, and prison, and scum... and AMURIKA!  It's almost amazing that Muir can believe his own nonsense.  And yet, somehow, he does.

"It Feels True, All Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wheee!

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Just... a few more days...  A few more days.  That's it.

...What...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because holly and the ivy.

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I think the crazy has just overwhelmed Muir here.

And Again With The 47%....

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because trumpets.

"Whereas we represent the Drunken Daddy State, that ignores you except to hit you and tell you to shut up, because Daddy has a headache..."

"This Is, I Am Certain, An Accurate Representation Of What Occurred!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Budivoj!

As Muir--who thought we should let the Libyans get slaughtered, remember--attempts to wave the bloody shirt around, he is hampered by the fact that he has even less of a grip on the facts than the average person.

"They're Just Inferior Parasites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pomerania.

Most people look on the 47% comment as a misstep.  Muir looks on it as an operating philosophy.

"He Doesn't Like The Honeys Like I Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Guthskalco the Short of Bremen.

Ah, it's time for "youse the real sexists".   Not as much fun as "youse the real racists" but just as risible, especially coming from Muir...

"Ha! That ComuIslamofascist Swine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambor.

And thank goodness our evil elected President is opposed by an unelected bureaucracy that dabbles in assassination and the like. They will defend our freedoms!

"Not One-Of-Us! Screeech!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because beemer.

"Not that I'm saying Obama's a foreigner."

Like A Bad Tom Clancy Novel. In Other Words, Like A Tom Clancy Novel.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because airhorn.

Oh, boy.  More of Muir showing off his astounding ignorance in foreign policy, coupled with his arrogant assurance that he knows the 'real score'.  Fun.

It's Definitely Not 'The Selfish Giant'...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow bird.

" 'Sawesome story.  For big boys!  Who know that caring about poor people and other sissy things show yer just a big baby.  And starting lots of fights, so other people have to go out and fight 'em is what grown ups do!  And it'll be even awesomer when we're back in power, and we can make it just like it was fore Obama came an' messed things up!"

"We're The Only Real People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because choo-choo-choo...

Ahh, yes.  That contempt for every non-wingnut is sure to win you the love of the nation.  Why--you can be the new John Birch Society.  It will be smashing.

"They Should Be Giving Our Candidates Wafer-Thin Mints!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Renfeld.

You know, I do not have a great deal of respect for American Presidential debates--they are as a rule dull, disingenuous political kabuki whose importance and drama are exaggerated to add excitement to the reporting on the race.  That stated, Muir's sudden shift is so sadly typical of him it bears noting.  Anything that hurts the Right's chances is in fact an evil conspiracy, even if it wasn't a few days ago.

"It Was Totally Unfair! She Was Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the man with a sword for a hand.

And once again, the incredible toughness of the Right is on display...

"Not Like Our Plan To Get Rid Of It By MAGIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Haderslav!

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What's with the irritating sideways panel at the strip's start?

"And Take Their Shoelaces!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm wearing my heart on a noose.

Of course, if wingnuts ever bothered to look at their media, they'd discover a crazy incestuous loop that'd resemble the family tree of an 18th century Habsburg prince. But they're the good guys, so clearly, they don't have to worry about this...