"At The Very Least He Should Be Speaking In Murican!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it makes my breath smell sweet.

Well, more proof that Muir doesn't even know what socialism means.  And putting aside the racism, the circular firing squads, and the Coneheads joke--what the hell is it with Muir and the French?

"He's Just Like The Ummm... Count of Monte Crisco! Yeah!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Aceh!

Ahh. More Republican infighting, and More of Muir's idiotic comparisons of Barack Obama and the Bourbon Monarchy!  The stupid never stops...

"Our Victory Can Be Assured If We Purge The Disloyal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because space whale!

Ahh, the sweet sound of Republican infighting....

"Evil Unions! Killing Twinkies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hohenzollern.

As we watch Muir blame the unions and ignore the CEO's, we can now state that the Republican Party's Right Wing's transformation into the Bizzaro-Communist Party is nearing completion...

"Ha! What A Phony!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because twist away the gates of steel!

And now, every gag I thought up about this cartoon.

1) "Well--wait, no, they'd prefer to see her be shot from a cannon. False alarm."

2) "How can they even understand what she's saying to be sure that she means it?"

3) "Nice try, guys. Almost had me going there."

4) "They also can't tell Whizzo Butter from a dead crab."

"We Must Stone Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you snooze, you lose.

So... now Rove is a RINO. Man, that category is getting so broad, pretty soon the only way to be a real Republican is to be an off-medication crazy person.

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Who votes Republican. Don't want to let it get too broad, now do we?

"Enjoy Our Vile Word Salad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ask about our discount!

Yeah. Muir really thinks he's capturing relationships here.

Also, another pseudobrainy paraphrase from Muir's favorite gay socialist, Oscar Wilde.

Bush Is Harmless!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because who needs the Peace Corps?

Yep. The White House may be clownish--but not evil. NEVER evil.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Ha Ha.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're at peace and I must hide.

Boy, those Dems, eh? No wonder the Republicans are heading for their permanent majority...

The Pot Calling the China Plate Black...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because kill... kill... kill...

Oh, you wacky liberals! Suggesting that an amoral sociopath with a history of ratfucking is acting amoral and sociopathic and going out and ratfucking! Will you ever learn?

Besides, everyone knows you're on the commies' payrolls!

"A Thousand Chips Obnoxious!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the red rose and the briar.

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Is he acknowledging Bush is a little... slow on the uptake sometimes?

Ehh, but it seems to be in a 'but don't we love him anyway' manner...

More Like 'The Empire Strikes Back'.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because lo, the king approacheth!

Sooo... even Muir thinks Rove is on the Dark Side of the Force, eh?

"Evil... Evil Is His One And Only Name."

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?

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Just savor the irony. Savor it.

A Crash Course For Wackiness.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because some people call me Maurice.

Yeah. I'm really not getting Muir's idea of humor.

Linedancing! Ahh, Muir, You Lunatic You!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Mama's got a squeeze box.

I see the bloom is well off the Schwarzenegger rose.

On the Square Planet Beer Makes You Sober!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Paul is a wahrwelf.

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Muir really should try listening to the actual news. It'd help bring him in line with--you know--reality.

But He's Already a Card-Carrying Member of the Dark Side!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sometimes the sun goes round the moon. Well, okay, it never does that.

"We can't let Hillary complete her evil plans! They might get in the way of OUR evil plans!"

Problem Student. That's One Way of Putting It.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the world under heaven, after a long period of division, tends to unite; after a long period of union, tends to divide.

It's clear not taking his clown version of these camps seriously is a sign that Bush is kewl to Muir.

Well, It's All New Artwork, I'll Give Him That.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Houston, we have a problem.

Apparently, Muir liked yesterday's joke so much, he used it again.

The Jolly Fat Man

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because everybody plays the fool.

You know--this is an interesting wrinkle in Muir's Right Wing views. He seems to rightly loathe Rove's brand of publicity stunts standing in for politics, while simultaneously imagining that Bush must also, and that any foolish moves undertaken under his advice are soley Rove's initiative.

In Russia, they used to call that the "Good Czar" myth.