He Thinks This Is Witty. And Also, Sexy.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Alta Brea.

...

The last few days of the Begging Bowl get worse every year.

Homer Jay Simpson Is Taking Out His License To Ogle.

 It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frankenstein, by the Dolls.

Sam explaining how all this is Natural and Cool and Sexy just underlines how off the whole thing is.

Her going full Howler Monkey in the last panel is the exclamation point.

And Right Back To Industrial-Strength Ick.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Secret Agent Man.

You know I mentioned Zed's weird thing with the twins, but this reminds you that Sam has the same weird thing, partially because she's just Muir imagining his ideal woman, who is essentially him, but in an exceedingly attractive woman's body. (Sam is supposed to be that, even if Muir's skills aren't always up to drawing that.) And partially because these are porn characters pretending they're not, so we get eternal porn scenario setups even when they're wildly inappropriate.

And Back To The Desperation Moves!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because take me back down to where cool water flows y'all.

It says something that Muir's going back to his usual sexist awful is something of a relief.

The Gulf Between Muir's Trump And Real Trump Continues To Be Wide.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Krazy Kat.

You know, it's always hard to follow Muir's crazy conspiracy talk. But when he does it bad Ole Timey Talk, it becomes all most impossible.

The Tsar Simply Needs To Be Reminded...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Whispering Pines.

Muir allows some of reality to slip in to acknowledge his general frustration with Il Puce on the Epstein matter. It's fascinating how Muir almost seems to see the whole thing through a mirror darkly, as it were, trying very hard to downplay things as much as he can while acknowledging the base's anger. It underlines how detached Muir's been from what the Trump Presidency is doing this time. Part of it is, all the "wins" are things he doesn't care about, and even he can sense that the blowback from them is going to be catastrophic. Another part is that he can't get the things he really wants, because they're actively insane, but he refuses to acknowledge this, so we get huge conspiracies that he wants to see punished, thus adding to the pile of actively insane things he wants.

These Family Dynamics Just Keep Getting Weirder.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Powers of Darkness.

It's a strange fact that while Muir aged the twins up so he could draw them like this, aside from that he's had a hard time dealing with their new age. Especially because it's done... well, this to their relationship with Zed.