Wednesday, November 6, 2024

A Mind That Cannot Envision Its Supposed Triumph.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the llama.

As of this writing--though I fully expect this to change--there are two versions of this strip up, one for if Kamala had won, another fitfully celebrating Trump's triumph. They're both quite close to one another, and rather barebones. While some of that is doubtless the result of, well, doing two strips, another is the simple fact that Muir is, on a fundamental level that he can't full acknowledge, kind of stumped here. The Dems are the Evil Conspiracy of Evil, always cheating, but somehow, it doesn't seem to have worked. Of course, Muir's mind is set to ignore this obvious contradiction--the foe is always strong, yet weak, after all. But it still rankles him, because he once again has lost any idea of what winning actually is.

We've seen all this before. Muir will pretend to be cheerful for a while, then start grumbling about internal enemies. He'll celebrate some grotesque imagined triumphs. But even at his high points, there will be this gnawing unease, and in a year, maybe two, he'll have once again almost fully retreated from reality.

I think his idol's quite like this himself. Trump will crow about winning, he'll crow about squashing charges. But then those magical victories that will fix everything won't come, and he'll start remembering how much he hates this job, so he'll retreat to his imaginary world, where people always cry and tell him how wonderful he is, all as reality keeps hitting.

It'd be a deserving fate, if so many people weren't going to suffer because of it.

Tuesday, November 5, 2024

People Have The Godgiven Right To Spread Rabies!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Subways of Your Mind.

You know, Muir has been a guy yelling about things he reads on the internet for years now. It's just that he used to filter stuff like this out.

Monday, November 4, 2024

Always Owning Yourself, To Keep Owning The Libs.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the gentleman with thistledown hair.

If Trump's politics have any base it's the idea that anything that offends the Left has to be good, by virtue of offending the Left.

Sunday, November 3, 2024

When 'Youse Da Real Racist!' Gets Hopelessly Byzantine.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he will return the kick.

So not only is he spouting his usual gobbledygook about how EBT is just like slavery, he's saying that fascists not always winning elections, or even worse paying the price for being fascists is JUST like Jim Crow, man!

What a putz.

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Billionaires Muzzling Newspapers Can Only Be Good.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Muddy Bites.

Bezos' "brilliant" actions have cost his paper a shitton of subscribers, but Muir never sees fuckups of this sort as fuckups.

Friday, November 1, 2024

All The Worst Parts Of Christianity, Including Blood Libel.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that penalty will be enforced. Half the distance to the goal line.

Ahh, there's Muir's religious faith, which has been present since the early years. It demands nothing of him, lets him tell himself that his opponents are wicked and false because they oppose him, and sanctifies all his bigotry and hatred. The American equivalent of a 'Gott Mit Uns' belt buckle.

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Muir Does An Antisemitism. Again.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in Merry Sherwood.

There's something quietly chilling in how Muir, in a sloppy barely patched together strip like this can spend his time echoing old Nazi propaganda and not even knowing it.

While also being goofy as hell.