Wednesday, April 9, 2025

The Supremely Arrogant Confidence Of The Supremely Ignorant Asshat.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Columbo and the Murder of a Rock Star.

It says something that Muir imagines that the activities of his cast and the Trump administration are akin to natural forces, and that saying this is just sensible, instead of hubristic.

Then again, he clearly doesn't know much of the actual story of Cnut, who was A) a king, and B) was demonstrating the limits of his power.

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Running A Car Shop, Sending Innocent Men To El Salvador--Same Thing, Really.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Health.

As Muir continues to ignore what's actually happening in the world to whine about how everybody isn't obeying Trump's authorITIE in a particularly morally bankrupt fashion, I have to ask, what the fuck is Kiko doing in that car shop that ranks a federal injunction against it?

I mean, I know Muir lives in a world where things like this are just evil persecution, but let's be honest--his cast are fucking supervillains.

Monday, April 7, 2025

Only Corruption Would Make A Judge Not Approve Of Fascism!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Columbo Goes to College.

Once again Muir's sore winner tendencies on display, where what's demanded from everyone else is constant and complete validation and submission. And also, once again, Muir's just ignoring everything that's going on in the world. Tariffs? What tariffs? (And for that matter, ever notice that Muir's cast of 100% All-Muricans don't give a damn about sports except to complain about how Black athletes are getting uppity? Houston is in the Men's Championship in an upset, and Muir's cast doesn't give a damn. I guess they're only so Texan, after all.)

Sunday, April 6, 2025

The Most Unlikely Fetish Pairing Ever.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murder in Malibu.

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At this point, I've just accepted that watching T2 gave Muir certain yearnings, and he's been writing them into the strip more and more.

Saturday, April 5, 2025

She's Killed People For Less.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Uneasy Lies the Crown.

I'll say this--while this might be the latest example of 'Muir thinks his cast acting like sociopathic assholes is charming and heartwarming', at least it's not whatever word salad he's got coming down the pike to explain how it's a good thing Trump did, blowing up the economy, a good thing.

And we know it's coming.

Friday, April 4, 2025

The Howler Monkey Face Travels Down The Bloodline.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rest in Peace, Mrs. Columbo.

Yup, Batman. 

If Batman worked with a white supremacist militia that was aligned with fascists foreign and domestic.

So really, more like one of Batman's enemies.

Thursday, April 3, 2025

Muir Wants You To Remember How Awesome The Cast Are.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Agenda for Murder.

There's something so damned dull in the endless perks the cast get.