All The Smarm Of A Bad Burlesque Comic, With None Of The Charm.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Stage Fright.

It says something that even when you hand Muir good material he'll whiff it. Partially because he doesn't actually disapprove of eating expensive food, he just hates it when anyone who doesn't believe things like brown people and immigrants having rights does it, and so he mutters vague things about decadence and moves on. But the other thing he feels that whenever masculinity needs to be discussed, the rightness of his own toxic brand of it needs to be asserted as crassly as possible.

Needless To Say, No, It Does Not Back This Action Up.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Under Capricorn.

There's an embarrassment of awful riches here, from the bad cheesecake art, to the calls for dictatorship that demonstrate that Muir not only doesn't get what he's talking about, he doesn't know what he's calling for, to Kiko making said call in her standard '30s moppet talk.

It's just, man, does Muir pack in the awfulness this time around.

Has Muir Mentioned His Opponents Are All Degenerates Enough?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rope.

It's so Muir in treating an fluff opinion piece as clearly an important bit of policy AND proof of how weak and inferior his opponents are.

Bonus points for confusing the UK for England, and not realizing the Shadow Cabinets are a common feature in many parliamentary systems around the world.

Mother-Daughter Bonding Over The Fourteen Words.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Paradine Case.

I will never stop being offended about Muir having his cast be so outraged about the fictional character he had killed by a fictional immigrant.

Muir Is Hip With The Youth!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Notorious.

I don't know what's more annoying, Muir trying to pretend he gets things or Muir indulging in his fetishistic hatred of the IRS, because in his dream world he gets all the benefits of government without having to pay for it, and also, the poor and minorities suffer.

The Weird And Woolly World Of Sex In This Strip.

  It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Spellbound.

As I've noted before, I've just learned to accept Muir's weird Arnold obsession. It's arguably one of the least offensive things about him. Just, as noted, weird.

Begging Bowl Time!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Aventure Malgache.

And Muir starts the begging bowl early this year after accidentally nearly starting it earlier. Same crass sleaze delivered badly as always. I'm kind of amazed he can find people willing to pay for it, but hey, whatever floats your boat, I suppose.