"Now, Be Sure To Deliver The Kryptonite, Mercy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come along with me...

Aside from Muir revealing once again that he doesn't know what 'Marxists' actually are, may I note that I find it revealing that he imagines El Dorado's Dad supervillain-like behavior makes him a good guy.

...Urrr... Yeah...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dinah won't you blow your horn?

....I didn't realize Muir could come up with a worse way to draw.

"Freedom Must Be Protected By Assassins And Uzis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it starts with an earthquake.

Man, even El Dorado Dad is starting to talk like a raving paranoid these days.  Of course, he's doing like a bad 80s cartoon token minority--but he's still doing it.

Now, Let's All Wait For Him To Call Us Moral Degenerates Again...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because of course, Henry the Horse dances the waltz.

The saddest thing about Muir's soft-core is how bad it is...

"They Also Protect Us From The Eaters Of Socks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mick Harvey

It's kind of awe-inspiring in a way, the self-reinforcing crazy of Muir and his buddies.  And who knows where it will go in the future?  Perhaps we will see Muir peddling oxygen pills, in preparation of the upcoming poison gas attack from Evil Dictator Obama..

"Imagine All The White Guys, Living In Cheerful Supremacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hogfather.

As Muir wishes for the blinders to be lifted from people's eyes, and for them all to realize that everthing the Right believes in is correct, and everything the Left believes in is wrong, we are left with the impression that this has not been a kind year for the man...

"Oh, I Pity The Poor White Guy..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because butterfly.

Yeah.  As Muir continues to hyperventilate, let's recall all those years he spent telling us that it was all right for the government to kill and torture foreign-born Muslims.

Fuck You, Muir.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Suri Empire.

And now, lo, Muir has become the great humanitarian, worried about those poor Pakistanis, after years of suggesting that bombing nations we don't like is a grand and noble endeavor.  And as he speaks of the evils of the Southern Poverty Law Center, cruelly insisting on keeping track of white supremacists, we ask ourselves, how does this bloody chickenhawk, this blubbering bully, this classic conservative concern troll go on with his life without realizing how absolutely full of shit he is?

I tend to lean towards "he's rather stupid and crazy", as I've no doubt my readers are aware.

"Heh, Stupid Newsweek!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radishes.

I think Muir doesn't realize that Newsweek has taken a very right-wing turn since it started employing  Niall 'Colonialism was GREAT' Fergusson...  And may I note that the interview is again still going on, even though Damon has apparently changed his outfit...

"Yeah, Liberals Is All Dumb And Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because take my tears, and that's not nearly all.

As Skye demonstrates that her "leftism" is still stuck a good forty years in the past, let us allow Muir to continue to gloat over his triump over his idiotic imaginary liberals and enviromentalists.  He needs something to feel superior about, after all.

Wait, Wait, Wait...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he was so engaging.

I thought the interview was over.  They'd moved on.  Damon had produced his super science magical truth device.  But now they're still doing it, with Damon in that same pose...

*sigh*

Just remember, Muir doesn't understand narrative, take a deep breath, and move on.

Clearly, This Is A Matter Of Vital Import...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gabriel blew his trumpet.

You know, one of the little quirks about Muir you get used to is the fact that he's going to go off on strange little things that the Right is obssessing over at the moment.  Sometimes, when there's an issue they're doing their level best to ignore, this will take on a rather comical edge--not the humor Muir is aiming for, mind you, but the humor of watching a man doing his level best to pretend that a giant slime monster isn't sitting in his living room.

"Heh, That Will Show Them..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the grand facade so soon will burn.

Sometimes it seems that the primary motivation of the American Far Right is petty spite.  How DARE we not accept their genius!  They are always right, and insisting otherwise is just lies!  Dirty lies!  Lies!  And so we get bits like this, where Damon makes magic technology that allows him to reveal everyone who isn't them is a venal liar...

Must... Suppress... Mocking... Laughter...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Johann Strauss.

I liked it better when Sherlock Holmes did it.

"The Armed Thugs Will Destroy Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because revlofantasy.

You know, something tells me that after November, the crazy is just going to get worse... 

Even The Characters Are Starting To Realize The Jokes Stink...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you know that there are.

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Yeah.  Let's just move on.

"Stupid Scientists! Like Water's Rare!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Austin Tappin Wright.

"I mean, sure, I'm wasting valuable drinking water, and costing myself money, but I'm flipping off enviromentalists, so it must be a good move!  And all this talk of 'contamination' is just nonsense, like global warming."

"Clearly, A Tax Cut On The Wealthy Will Save Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that is the zone.

And again, Muir, the man who cheered as the economy was driven into the ditch--the man who has fought ever effort to get it out of the ditch--whines about the economy being in a ditch.  I think the bastard's finally starting to feel the pinch...

And That's Just What A Liberal Would Say!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Anno.

As Skye's absolute shallowness is once again put on display, we are forced to ask not only if Muir knows any real women, but if he knows any real people...

A Godwining We Will Go.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hazard pay.

Oh, look, Muir's comparing Obama to Hitler again.  How nice.  I guess he needs something to distract him from the polls.

"Ah Ha! Aren't I Awesome?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because kill the Vargan scum.

And as we wait for Fake Obama to turn on his death ray, and announce the world is doomed, we are forced once again to contemplate why Muir fails so bad at satire.  I'd say it's a combination of several flaws--his tendency to use versions of his opponents that are not even crude caricatures but instead lunatic cartoon characters mixes with his endless patting of his own back for how awesome he is makes to give the accurate impression of a sad little man churning out his crappy cartoons and convincing himself to flatter his ridiculous ego.

Another factor, of course, is that Muir can't draw worth a damn...

And Now He's Talking About Tonto...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dassault Aviation.

Yeah.  Thanks for the digression. 

You know, it's kind of sad that when Muir tries to make up a conversation of awesomely-clever perfect put-downs he produces this crap...

Muir Critiques A Book He's Never Read...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're a wonderful person.

Yeah.  Yeah.  Obviously, Fake Obama can't argue that that's not in the book, since as opposed to Real Obama, he never wrote it, and thus has no idea it's not.

"I Stopped Caring If What Came Out Of My Mouth Makes Sense A Long Time Ago!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bishops who don't believe in God--chief Constables who do!

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The Insane Troll Logic is HURTING ME!

"Why Can't We Celebrate Our Bigotry?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Peter Schilling.

Because supporting gay rights is JUST the same as acting against them!  Just like Martin Luther King Jr. was JUST LIKE Lester Maddox!  Why must we forever by bludegeoning them with our tolerance?  WHY?

That's What He Wants...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rabbia e tarantella.

Ahh, yes.  It's that time again, when Muir begs for donations for his Proud Bastion of Independent Individualism, while failing to see the irony inherant in that act.

The Shout Outs Are Getting Weirder...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lonely Shepherd.

Somewhere, there are people who apparently want to be drawn by Muir.  This thought does not comfort me.

"These Things Are Exactly Equivalent..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's Frankenstein.

"Of course, all Romney would have to do in this case is release those tax returns, where as your case involves having to prove a negative.  It's also batshit crazy, but of course, that's just gravy to you..."

"See! Even Liberal Jan Agrees!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hot Chocolate.

And so our two plotlines... continue.  Because clearly, this fascinating drama must... go on...

Brain Droppings...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nurbanu.

You know, it's hard to score points in a imaginary debate with both participants are incoherant.

"And That's Exactly What He'd Say Too!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Osman's dream.

And so we are to be treated with Muir's imaginary black friend arguing with his imaginary black president.  Because, as I've noted the President Obama in DbD bears only a casual resemblence to the actual President Obama.  And not just because Muir is crap at drawing.