"Get Off Of Our PROPER-TIE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because honey brandy.

And the plot circles around aimlessly, in the service of jokes that aren't funny.

Polka Dot. The Phrase Is Polka Dot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because MONTERONE!

Muir shows solidarity with his fellow bigot--through gross sexism.

The Right's a strange place, at times...

"This Is Totally What Two Women Who'd Just Seen The Film Would Talk About."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because skullcap.

And it just goes on, and on...

"And So I Have Balanced The Sexism In The Universe."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm just a jeepster.

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And once again, Muir's fears about his penis size dominate the strip.

It's ANOTHER Star Wars Holiday Special. Because Satan Hates Us All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hell on wheels.

 Well, once again we are shown that Muir went and saw a movie in the recent past...

"See, She's A Pinup That Moves..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Band.

You know, when you think about it, at this point in their relationship, there is no reason for Russian Guyovitch to respond this way.  He knows these people, and he should have a good reason to understand why Zed would phrase it that way.

"Join The Collective! There Is No Hope!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it feels like Christmas.

And once again, Muir attempts to wrestle with wanting to hatefuck one of his creations.

"Correct Them. They Are Demons From Hell!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cliffs.

Feel the faux-trage, folks.  Because remember--these are the Real Racists!

"She's Already Sociopathically Detached About Killing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uncle Silas.

This family is the damned.

"Ha! Silly Liberals! Having Child-like Senses Of Wonder When They're Kids!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lavender's blue.

The baby is apparently a melted marshmallow.

"Yeah! You're The Bad Guys Here! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lamp.

I wonder if it will take Miami sinking into the sea before Muir finally acknowledges that he might be wrong here.

What am I saying?  If Miami sinks into the sea, Muir will find some way to blame the left for it.

"No Picture, And Ripped Off Dialogue! CLASSIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George C. Scott.

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The only reason none of the Pythons are turning in their graves is that only Graham Chapman is dead, and he's not buried.

"They Aren't Breaking The Government, The Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phonograph.

That's the thing with crazy--you just have to keep upping the dosage, until eventually anyone who isn't demanding the Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo, isn't sufficiently pure.

"And Remember, My Imaginary Black Man Supports This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frostbite.

What 'club'?  You're all basically one racist old white guy shouting at clouds.

"Of Course The Commies Can't Understand That Muslims Are Pure Evil! Like Them, They Lack Souls!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let it ride.

Remember, Muir knows what a real American is like, and it involves fantasizing about assassinating the President.

"This Is Clearly Horrible BECAUSE A Democrat Did It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because piano.

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Does Muir... just not get the irony of what he has just said?  Realize that what he is complaining about Roosevelt doing is very much his own stance in the present time?

Of course not.  He's an idiot.

"They Should Just LET Us All Kill The Planet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because give me give me shock treatment.

Remember--the government making people do anything other then kill is bad.

And then they have to kill the right sort of people.

"Let's Keep The Gag Going!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because darkness falls early.

And Muir continues to supply us with an ipecac in comic form. 

Gag Reflex In Written Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grind it down.

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Ick.

John Hits The Earth's Core.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because linotype.

And here I always thought the point was that gun nuts are crazies with dangerous obsessions with proving their manhood. 

Or that John was talking about heroin use, no matter how much he protested otherwise.

Or maybe a little of both.

"If Only He Would Support Banning Muslims Entering The US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because non-circulating.

Right.  It's always about you guys, never about anything else.  Ever.

"Yep! My Assassination Fantasy Is Utterly Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pineapple.

Fascinating isn't it, how Muir's endless declarations of government tyranny never seem to lead to any action that would prevent him from making the next declaration, isn't it?

"And There's Nothing Sexual About That 'Cuckservative' Bit. Nope. Nothing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because winter solstice.

Man, Iowa's going to be... interesting this year, isn't it?

"'Rational Thought' Meaning My Gin-Soaked Fits Of Paranoia, Of Course."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because window shade.

Well, that saved him a whole lot of effort.  One crappy panel.

"We'd Totally Have Chainsaw Hands!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Spanish flu.

Yeah.

Muir really doesn't get the joke about Ash, does he?

The Interplay Of Sex, Paranoia, And Violence.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was when she remembered she didn't have a dog.

So, Obama is secretly responsible for the massacre, which is a plan to get guns, and the Syrian refugees are going to be his evil Muslim army if we let them in.

Next up, his evil time-traveling assassination of Kennedy.

Which was done at Kennedy's behest--the liberals have been planning this out for ages!

"And You Will Have Dinosaur Mounts, Yes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flower vase.

You know, Russian Guyovitch is the one character you have to forgive his confused knowledge of American history.  Not only is he a foreigner, but he's learning things from this bunch...

"Cause That's What It's About! Violent Revolutions If We Get Mad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because those annoying cheesehead hats.

Astonishing that these supposed bastions of armed liberation never seem to use their guns for anything like that.

Well, except that one time they did and it didn't go very well...

"That's Right! Obama Is Responsible For The Mass Shootings!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then Jon was a zombie.

The cries of "Never our fault!" are starting to get particularly maddened, aren't they...?

"And We Shoot First! And Shoot To Kill!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because locomotive breath.

Man, they're repugnant even to their friends, aren't they?

"You're A Fake Moderate! Who Proves How All Our Crazy Shit Is Reasonable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rain on a copper roof.

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And none of this demonstrates why people find that sort of attitude offensive at all.  Nope, nope, nope.

"One Of The HiveMind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because landscape painting.

So Jan is just now realizing that she's not even a fake liberal anymore?