"And The Beauty Of It Is, They Think I'm Working!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because recycling facilities exist.

A lack of talent so great, it cannot be quantified.

So, He's Doing 'The Matrix' Again. Huh.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's been living on the highest shelf.

And remember the work that Muir admires so is the product of two trans siblings.

"They Lack My Genius Grip On Foreign Affairs."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because any questions?

Muir lists Qaddafi's Libya as an ally.

The Dunning-Kruger effect is strong with this one.

"They Are All Vile Scuzzes! That's The Only Way They Can Be Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because far beyond our selfish wonders.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Barack Obama enjoys 55% approval.  And Muir backs a sexual predator.

I'm sorry.  Alleged sexual predator.  By among others, said alleged sexual predator.

"His Victory Is Inevitable! NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because holy horns.

And Muir continues to insist that Clinton is horribly unhealthy, and that her eyes go off-kilter, because to do otherwise would be to admit that he is backing a human disaster.

"That's Exactly What Happened In The French Revolution! I Think!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because treble.

And Muir once again fantasizes about killing Hillary...

"There's A Joke In There, Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the flag of the blindfolded Moor.

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Muir seems to have slipped free of anything that remotely resembles humor.

And sanity.

"She's Sickly, And Frail, And Evil! Not Like Our Guy, Who Is Strong, And Powerful, And Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Spione.

The projection has gone beyond epic into the realms of absurd.

"She... She Is Wilting Under The Pressure! *Cough, Cough*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we can give you half that.

Classy punchline from a classy lunatic.  As we watch Muir envelop himself in the kind embrace of whatever mixture of hooch and ether allow him to tune out the real world, let's ask ourselves what's going to happen on this strip on November 9th.

"It's All A Horrible Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oblong.

"This is the only way that our wonderful candidate could be defeated! THE ONLY WAY!"

"EXACTLY THE SAME! EXACTLY THE SAME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wooden Indian.

"This is totally what is happening right now!  NURSE, MORE SERUM!"

"Ha! This Is Brilliant Satire! And Not A Sad Comment On My Warped Psyche!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because da funk.

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It's like Muir tried to distill all of his issues into one cartoon.

"It's Sick And Wrong When They Do It To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Austria shall rule the world.

And Muir mutters something about media lies before returning to his slumber, deep in the bubble.

"More Bad Sex Comedy! MORE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wheel-lock.

I think even Muir's lost track of the barbecue plotline now.

So much as he was ever on track to it.

"She's Drugged To The Gills!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Melville Fuller.

And deeper and deeper into the bubble he goes...

"This Is Happening! I Keep Saying So, So It MUST Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because music is alive.

Look, a pathetic mass of delusion and Muir wishing he were a real cartoonist, with a real candidate.

And The Bad Sex Comedy Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the rugged rock.

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And the worst part remains he can't even draw attractive characters to begin with.

"You Keep Forgetting, We Live In A Pornoverse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Xenophobe.

In the words of Yakko Warner, goodnight everybody.

"This Is Really What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky lamp.

Ah, watch as the bubble encloses Muir in its loving embrace, to keep nasty old reality out...

"See! All My Enemies Suck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because glass shoe.

Ever shall we man the circular firing squad, ever shall we let our bullets fly...

"It's All A Massive Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoa.

Sure, Muir.  That's what's happening.  Not you being fed false data by people who know you'll swallow anything that confirms your biases.

"I As An Imaginary Woman Written By A Man, Am Fine With It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's nobody home.

Man the circular firing squads, in the name of sexism.

"See! They Are The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hollandaise sauce.

And Muir reveals he really doesn't know anything about George Soros, at all. 

Or what Afrikaner means.

Or what's actually happening in the real world.

"We Are Happy To Exploit You."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.

I wonder if we're going to get the normally scheduled update of this riveting storyline in light of the latest... thing about his god-emperor in waiting.

"Yep, As Opposed To Conservatism, Bastion Of Free Thought, And Simple Folks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rabelais and his world.

It's astonishing the way the Right always imagines its enemies as being exactly like itself.

"Showing You Don't Give A Shit Proves You're Morally Superior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Horrible and Terrifying Deeds and Words of the Very Renowned Pantagruel King of the Dipsodes, Son of the Great Giant Gargantua.

 And that's how you normalize sociopathy!  Make people who show compassion the bad guys!

If You Can't Trust A Russian Spy, Who Can You Trust?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Lucien Blake.

Astonishing that the former John Birchers are now Russophiles, when you think about it...

"And This Is Bad, Because They're Not Republicans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where you going to run to?

Their marriage is built on their mutual stupidity, and belief in their own superior intelligence.

Because, basically, they're both Muir.

"It's Not Manly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philip IV of Spain.

So the fact that the Navy's doing breast cancer ribbons means it can be defeated by navy that it outnumbers ten to one, and which consists mostly of patrol boats.

Remember, Muir's a real patriot.

"Thank God I Never Actually Go Anywhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coffee.

And more pictures from the dystopia Muir knows HAS to be happening from the safe shelter of his bunker.

Ha Ha! Another Fake Out!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hadji Murad.

And once again, a Jan is dead fakeout.  Muir is even repeating his crap moves.