"Clearly Their Evil Will Only Continue!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Under the Lilacs.

So, the point of that was that Clinton is evil and sexist--which from Muir is achieving new levels of painful irony--and the Democrats are crooks.

'Not like Trump', is the implication, though these days he's reduced to whispering it.

"Stop Them Before They Kill Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because passion fruit.

Yes, clearly the Clinton Kill List is the most important news of the day.

"Yes, Clearly This Is The Major Story Of The Day!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey-ho.

I guess Muir really is sick of all the winning.  That's why he's focusing on the old enemy who refused to get tossed out of office.

"He's A Muslim! A Muslim! A MUSLIM!!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Mammoth Book of War Correspondence. 

Because eight years of bullshit on this subject clearly isn't enough.  No, it must go on, and on, and on.

"Why Haven't They Executed Him?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frambage.

Whenever I feel I'm being unreasonable in being repulsed by people treating Dubya like some kind of standard-bearer, I look at the raging Clinton-hate that continues unabated, and I say "No, no.  That's unreasonable."

"Let's Keep The Lame Joke Going!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Anti-Monitor.

 ...Because this is so astonishingly relevant.

"The Bad Joke Is To Distract From the Fact That My Face Is A Nightmarish Monstrosity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the little flower.

He really is just letting his mind going back to happier days, isn't he?

"This Is Totally What It Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Green.

Because the last twenty years didn't happen, or at least, not in a way that mattered.

"He Is So Unbearably Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chimichanga.

You know, it's not like the Clintons hang around there themselves...

But hey, we're going to see a lot of disgusting libel of a deeply flawed man who is still better than Muir, and his new idol.  Fun.

"For God's Sake! Send Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the sad story of the British Liberal Party.

As we stare at the poorly drawn demonspawn and watch Muir fret over ever little percentage point, we have to wonder--is this the year he won't make it?

The answer of course is 'probably not,' but it gives us hope.

"This Is So Superior To Having Things Happen."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Byzantium.

How long before this plotline dies screaming, I wonder?

"And Don't Forget About The Endless Bodies Of Their Victims!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because princes watched the view.

Prepare for bad jokes about a place Muir has never been to, and likely will never visit.

"He Left Due To Those Evil Liberals Forcing Integration Where It Wasn't Wanted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford Dictionary of Quotations.

Yet more of Muir's cast awful expansion pack pasts.  They make effing Wolverine's look sedate and coherent.

"Did I Mention The Clintons Are Evil? Because They Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum tubes.

It's good to know nothing else important is happening in the country.

Nope, nothing else at all.

"This Totally What My Version of Galt's Gulch Would Be Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bramble.

That strip didn't just forget to have a point, it forgot to have a strip.

Huh. Called It.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bad, bad love.

It looks like Muir just gave up on the story as he was writing it.  Which...is really no surprise.

Battle In The Center Of The Mindless

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was a thing.

...

...

I'm thinking even Muir's getting bored with slapping around his strawman version of Tapper...

"You Are Weak And Pathetic Because I Say You Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the bees had declared a war.

Meanwhile, the real Jake Tapper is looking at the entire... you know, Trump, Jr. happenings.

And John Boorman Turns In His Sleep, And Considers Sending His Spirit Animal Against Muir.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Far Side Gallery.

Remember, the character who says that in Deliverance winds up dead at the hands of the cityfolk he thought were weaker than him.

Sure. He's The Obtuse One Here. Sure.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if not for you.

Yes, clearly this is the biggest issue right now.  Yep.

And Suddenly, A Certain Pink Floyd Song Is Running Through My Head...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because National Geographic.

So Muir is aware that his take has been diminishing each and every year, with each fundraiser taking longer and longer to raise the money.

One wonders if he's bothered to consider what that might mean.

Ahh, Yes. More Creepy Sexism. Just What The Strips Needs.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was lightning before the thunder.

...And then Muir's fans complain about modern women having attitude problems.

And The Money Doesn't Come Rolling In.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poppy seed.

...

...

This is becoming more and more embarrassing.

"We Would Be Best Buddies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Buckethead.

This is getting beyond sad.  I mean, even by Muir's shit standards.

This Is Getting Awkward.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because staff only beyond this point.

I think even Muir is starting to realize that the money isn't going to come rushing in like it used to.

"Pay Me, And I Show Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because harpsichord.

Now I'm wondering how much not to have them hosed off?

Just Goes On, And On...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shoo-fly pie.

Yeah, they're getting worse...

Stimulated Celebrity Cameo.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John the Fearless.

Those... weird torsos just get more disturbing the longer Muir keeps tossing them in our faces....

A Guy Talks About Gals Through Imaginary Gals!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Satan is real, growing in power.

This is the loneliest cartoon Muir has ever written, the wishes and dreams of an isolated man, no matter how much money his fans shovel to keep his awful cartoon running.

Awful Porn For Awful People.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because up jumped the devil.

The sheer awful of these people would make this unappealing if it were drawn well.

And it is not.