Friday, November 29, 2019

"We Will Devour Your Flesh, Mother!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Molecule Man.

Dear God, those children look like extras from In the Mouth of Madness.

Thursday, November 28, 2019

"Did I Mention The Fringe On The Flag?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look out, he's loose!

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When the lies you believe today contradict the lies you believed yesterday, and will doubtless contradict the lies you will believe tomorrow.

Part 100.

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Monday, November 25, 2019

"These Are Real Women! They Like Cookies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because only once has the A Bao A Qu reached the top of the tower.

So, more crazy politics, AND a wimmen joke.

We are blessed.

Sunday, November 24, 2019

"Just Ignore The Nuances, And All The Things That Happened That Disprove The Theory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Dog of the South.

I'd argue that the fundamental story of the Republicans in the 20th century is the party turning its back, first by subtle degrees, and then violently, on being the Party of Lincoln That Saved the Nation while simultaneously demanding on being treated as if it were still that organization.

Which is pretty much how they can go on being amoral bastards while asking to be treated as moral authorities.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

"The Forces Of Law And Order Have Always Been In Conspiracy Against Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I can see for miles and miles.

At this point, this is like declaring that you are now facing charges because the police teleported alcohol into your bloodstream.

Monday, November 18, 2019

Sunday, November 17, 2019

"We Should Kill Them All, And Let God Sort Them Out!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly come along with me.

Right, we get it. Any failure is because of lack of purity. It can't be because you're wrong, or that most people don't like you.

Friday, November 15, 2019

"See? We Aren't Really Killing Them. Though It Would Be Awesome If We Did!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer anymore, not the whiskey-drinkin' Indian, or the marine who went to war.

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Yep. About what you'd expect from Muir, these day.


Thursday, November 14, 2019

"Democrats Are Crazy Because I Say They Are!" Part 7987

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ode to Billie Jean.

Muir's inability to actually understand the people he hates remains as strangely fascinating as always.

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

"ENEMY OF THE STATE! ENEMY OF THE STATE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Patsy Cline.

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Muir hits new levels of bwavery, spreading a name because his masters tell him to, and thinking this makes him tough and individualistic.

Monday, November 11, 2019

Saturday, November 9, 2019

"The Hellfire Rains Down On Them For Their Sinful Ways!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they were chopping them up, they were chopping them down.

Ahh, a new character brought in largely to diss California.

So good to see Muir on track with what's important.

Friday, November 8, 2019

"Look, It Made Sense While I Was Writing It, Okay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where white as you're walking down the streets of my soul.

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I'd say 'Jack Daniels gets a co-writing credit,' but at this point, I suspect that Muir's relying on the Kentucky Gentleman for his shots of whiskey these days...

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

"Ha! Take That Arnold!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's good enough for me.

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Well, at least he's not babbling paranoid conspiracy theories.

Yet.

Monday, November 4, 2019

And Harlan Ellison Turns In His Grave!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Raf.

Ahh, nothing like referring to an obscure movie that came out 44 years ago while keeping up a running gag that involves a film that came out 28 years ago.

Sunday, November 3, 2019

"We... We Totally Have Them On The Run!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum.

What's he going to do when the impeachment vote doesn't ruin the Dems, I wonder...

I mean, I know  it will involve shifting the goalposts to declare it a victory, but the specifics... the specifics...

Saturday, November 2, 2019

Friday, November 1, 2019

Charming Married Life.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because check out the businessman, uh-huh.

It says something that the stick figure is arguably more skillfully done than Muir's artwork of the "real world" these days.