Wednesday, March 31, 2021

A True Death Cult Tries To PREVENT Death!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm on the way.

The projection is epic and ceaseless, as Muir notes yet again that it insane to not let him trepann people to let the demons out.

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

You, You Are The Hysterical Awful Ones! Not Us!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they smile as they say they can offer no explanation.

Over one year of being wrong about Covid, and Muir just can't quit it. I think on some level, he knows that this was the moment he and his demonstrated they're worthless in a crunch, for all that like to imagine themselves as valiant men fighting Hitler. (They wouldn't have been.)

Monday, March 29, 2021

Sunday, March 28, 2021

Awful On So Many Levels.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Avery Brooks as Hawk.

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The blend of bad porn, bad pop culture references, and bad conspiracy theories make this thing almost seem like a parody of itself.

Saturday, March 27, 2021

The Confederacy Were The Greatest Most Patriotic Americans Of All.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is a kingdom, there is a king.

Nice to see Muir going full neo-Confederate/neo-segregationist. I suspect Maddox, Faubus and Wallace are nodding down in Hell.

Friday, March 26, 2021

Decadent City-dwellers, With Their Greenery!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Four Tops.

As we consider this mass of Muir's misunderstandings of how things work, let's consider that last bit, which demonstrates that Muir is assuredly living in some little suburb somewhere in Florida, one of those parasitic racist communities that spend their time sneering at the part country they live off.  

Thursday, March 25, 2021

The Hideous Stock Laughing Woman Face Makes Another Appearance.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when I was four years old, I saw birthday clown drown in a pool, where he just... floated.

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So again, one of the fundamental ideas of Muir's racism is that the left and liberals are just as racist as him, and won't admit it, and that they pretend not to be for power, but if they got to see those dusky hordes, well, they'd see the truth. It's pathetic and awful, but what do you expect from Muir? A new idea? Ha!

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Cue Laughtrack.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because rainy day daydream.

Sometimes this strip is like the idiot bastard son of a right wing technothriller and a bad sitcom. So we get the racist "bad guys" and the improbable "science" mixed with jokes about the wife and bad cooking.

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

The Kids Are Just There To Keep Us From Doing What Has To Be Done!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jerry Butler.

Once again, Skye, in her job of demonstrating what Muir imagines to be liberal weakness, is the one person with anything close to a functioning conscience, while Sam is a vile brainless fascist. But hey, I'm sure Skye is going to quickly agree in a strip or two. Give her time.

Monday, March 22, 2021

We Are So Threatened By The Subhuman Filth We Easily Kill.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Choceur.

The most awful thing about Muir's fascism is how dull it all is, under it all. How many times have we seen some variation of this strip? And yet he pulls it out again and again to wave his fist at an image of refugees that doesn't exist in reality, simply to assuage his awful racism, and his need to feel relevant.

Sunday, March 21, 2021

How Dare They Shoot A Racist White Woman Doing Something Illegal!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 100s of recipes.

Of course Babbitt was kicking in a window to break into the Capitol when she was caught, but then Muir isn't going to let things like the facts get in the way of his narrative of the herrenvolk being the victims here, which is he's doing things like conflating the FBI and the Capitol police. Because in the end, this is all about he and his are right, even when they're attempting one dumbass coup in the name of a stupid narcissist.

Saturday, March 20, 2021

Mass Murder And Hate Crimes Are Funny And Wonderful In The Muirverse.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because several seasons with their treasons.

Remember when Russian Guyovitch wasn't quite as awful as the rest of the cast?

That was a long time ago, wasn't it?

Thursday, March 18, 2021

Totally How Things Work.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Philip Massinger.

At this point, Muir's separation from reality has become so acute that I think he's lost visitation rights to it.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Quick! Go Get Zombie Andrew Jackson From The Democratic Crypt To Deal With These Nullifiers!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and the world did gaze in deep amaze.

This is a fascinating retread of a lot of Muir bullshit, from the stock Democrat drawings and the stock Director Wray drawing, to Muir's ongoing collapse into crazier right wing theories of how things work. But the bit that sticks out is that his tiny militia is apparently important enough to get the notice of what Muir imagines to be the sinister leadership of the Deep State.

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

God Help Us If They Point Out The Fringe On The Flag.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it wasn't syzygy.

The idea that all Muir's bunch would have to do to is cross county lines to escape arrest by the feds shows that my suspicion is coming true--Muir is going, if not full sovereign citizen then heavily sovereign citizen tinged. Await future lunacy, gentle readers.

Monday, March 15, 2021

Today In Badly Blocked Theatre...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Largo.

So, a crazy wall of text from the Evil Fed who dares act against the holy redneck militia and then a teleporting Terminator.

Yep. It's a Day by Day strip all right.

Sunday, March 14, 2021

They Are All Fascists And Evil For Persecuting Us Fascists For Things We Did.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I guess I'll just take your glasses.

'Protest' is an interesting name for storming the Capitol with an armed mob with plans to kill the Vice President and Congressional leaders, just as 'patriot' is an interesting term to use in regards to a prominent member of the Oathkeepers. But hey, it's never wrong when Muir's bunch does things, and you acting against them is being fascist and sissy, the way all the untermenschen are fascist and sissy, unlike Muir who is tough and real Murican, who only supports breaking the Constitution when it will help him and his fellow real Muricans.  Because that's the real Constitution--not a bunch of laws and documents and rules, but letting guys like Muir beat up people to get what they want.

Which it is again fascist to try and stop. Obviously.

Saturday, March 13, 2021

The Injustice Of Being Charged With Crimes You Most Certainly Committed.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because well, that certainly happened.

Muir's hamfisted framing of action is prominently on display here, with his new misogynistic leftist hate-toy pointing thuggish FBI agents (one of whom is Muir's Stock Black Thug retrofitted with a uniform) at Sam. It's abundantly clear that Sam is the Good Guy, being persecuted by the wretched, unfair Bad Guys.  The problem is that Muir can dress up his cast in the trappings of Good Guys, but he can't write good. What he writes are cowardly, bigoted bullies who whine constantly about how awful it is that the world pushes back against their cowardice, bigotry and bullying.  And so the waltz of the right wing paper dolls continues, growing a bit more desperate and inept with each year.

Friday, March 12, 2021

It Must Be A Conspiracy!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my children were raised, you know, they suddenly rise.

So now Muir is not only insisting that the immigrants are a massive threat, he's insisting that the Jan. 6 riots are clearly harmless, and people are wrong to be worried about them, and if the National Guard wasn't there, they'd be... at the border.

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Part of Muir's ongoing Nazification is watching him not only get more racist, but get more witless and detached from reality.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

The Unarmed Horde Are Such A Threat To Us!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the change has come.

Over and over again, we play out this scene in Muir's sad little universe--his vile protagonists face a group of refugees, inevitably portrayed as if they were a group of rampaging orcs. The protagonists rant, and rave about the dire threat--and yet it readily becomes apparent they have every advantage and have nothing to really fear. And yet Muir will imagine he has painted some extraordinary triumph. And why not? Muir is a man who doesn't understand what courage is. How can he write it? 

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

She Successfully Indoctrinated Her Spawn In The Ways Of Cowardly Stupid Bigotry.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because worse things waiting.

I'm just going to focus on the fact that Biden's administration revoking a status that they never should have had is treated as diabolical, because the racist militia must never face consequences.

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

The Racist Militia Keeps Up Its Valuable Work Of... Doing Racist Stuff.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nightmares in the night.

I think even Muir is finding the County Council plotline so lazy that he finds it hard to keep it running long. And so we get... this.

Monday, March 8, 2021

Astonishingly, The Fictional Hate-Sink I Created Proves The Point My Heroes Make Once Again.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Dead are Arising.

You know, I'm just going to focus on the fact that Muir says this while clearly thinking if he keep tossing out the 'Xiden' thing, it will make the whole 'Biden is a puppet of the Chinese' thing true by repetition.

Sunday, March 7, 2021

People Who Have Truck-Nuts Are Our Superiors, Part 45

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because truly this is a disturbing universe.

Hey, it's Muir's projection of his own projection AGAIN. Would you look at that. 

Let's just chuckle at the man whose lousy cartoon has a yearly begging bowl that runs for months to fill the kitty explain how other people are inferior scum who don't contribute to society, while he writes about the imaginary version of himself that lives in Texas, instead of Florida.

Saturday, March 6, 2021

I Always Knew The Attack Helicopter Meme Would Show Up One Day.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the oxygen has run out.

As I've noted before, the problem with Muir's strawmen is that even after making them as pathetic as possible Muir will always make his protagonists act like entitled idiots who choose the worst possible ways to attack them, to the point where the strawmen wind up pulling flopsies to give Team Muir the win.

Friday, March 5, 2021

This Says So Much About Democrats, And Nothing About Muir's Misogyny!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and all other events are pending.

Muir apparently has figured out how to make a female leftist he can always despise, because he will never want to hatefuck her.

This is so pathetic, it hits new depths.

Thursday, March 4, 2021

Transgender People Are Perverts And People Who Support Them Are Also Perverts.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Space Luge... also cancelled.

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So this is Muir's burning issue of the day. Huh. The thing is, it's hard to get the impression that the hellspawn are safer with strangers than they are at home.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

They Are False Texans, Who Don't Understand That White Supremacy Is The Answer!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Space Swords--totally cancelled.

Well, Muir seems to be acknowledging that Texas doesn't really resemble his fantasy version but tells himself it's just because of evil interlopers. And so Sam will solve it, because what town council doesn't want a member of racist militia with foreign ties on it?

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

So Pathetic, In So Many Ways.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because space disk--totally cancelled.

As usual, Muir has to overegg the pudding by making his opponents completely overwhelmed by bullshit that shouldn't cause them any trouble while reveling in his power over a fictional universe, never realizing that it undermines his premise to have his foes being this weak.

Monday, March 1, 2021

They Can't Wait To Take Part In A Race War.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because attention all athletes, there are minor scheduling adjustments.

I don't know what's more horrible, Muir's salivating at the thought of something like late era Yugoslavia happening here, or the grotesque "Laughing woman" expression in the last panel.