"Yep, Nothing Says Blues Like A Spoiled White Girl!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because billing statement enclosed.

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There is something deeply... this strip about all of this.

"Real Conservatives All Hail The Leader!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Julii Caesar insisted the name "Caesar" meant elephant in Carthaginian.  No one else seems to have agreed with them.

And it's time for another round of circular firing squad.  Yaay.

"Let's Continue To Lie Here Like Jellyfish!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rare coins.

It's the same drawing as yesterday.

The same drawing, folks.

"This Is Totally True! The Racist Internet Wouldn't Lie To Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blanket.

And Muir mocks people for being out of it--as he breathlessly treats a non-event as a matter of dire importance because his fellow racists insist it's a big deal, man.

Meanwhile, Jan and Damon seem to be melting.

"Remember, Hon, I Can Always Find New Ways To Belittle You."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because milk stout.

And the Damon/Jan relationship continues in all its ickiness.

"It's All Lies, We're The Good Guys, They're Bad, LALALA, Can't Hear You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sparrow.

As Muir declares Mueller's investigation dead for the umpteenth time, let's all pause to point out that he has in reality achieved more in a shorter span of time then most other special counsels.

So Remember, Sam Is A Terrible Cook.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gonna have to walk it off.

...

It says something that dull lame jokes are a relief from the gibbering madness of yesterday.

"We Have To Stop Her Before She Kills Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Worcester Sauce.

As we pass over Alan Moore's creation V getting abused as he has for years now, let's point out that the apparently invincible Clinton death squads have left Anthony Weiner alive for some mysterious reason...

"My Epic Manspreading Shall Keep Me Pure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Nemo.

You know, there's something in the drawing that almost makes you wonder if Muir realizes, on some level that he's trying to play up the moral purity of one of the most putrid people in the US who isn't in prison. 

Then again, it could just be the standard Muir incompetence.

"Nudity Can Surely Save This Plotline!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because penny black.

At times like this, the strange joylessness of Muir's attempts at softcore shine through.  Or more exactly, plunge everything into a more dismal murk.

"Booze And Firearms! Two Things Great For Child-Rearing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I love a parade.

Yeah, every damn time Muir gives us a look at his character's past, it gets a little more quietly repulsive, and makes the compound that they now live on look more and more inevitable.

"How Dare They Not Hate Gays! How Dare They!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because English Usage.

So, what exactly is Russian Guyovitch's issue with Putin again?

"Yes, That's Right! She Was Burning The Coal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sore throat.

Sometimes, Muir really, really stretches to remind you that his cast our thoroughly vile people.

"This Is Clearly Fake, But It's Good That It's Happening To People I Don't Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the briars.

You know, it's almost fun watching Muir trying to balance his misogyny and his hatred of every media figure who isn't on Fox, failing miserably, and not even realizing that he's failed.

Almost.

Not Really A Comic Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the salt planet of Krait.

As we stare in unmitigated horror at this farrago of hysterical nonsense, let's note that Muir has now created a literal wall of text for a comic strip.

"I Abuse Even Those I Love!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkin.

Once again, I am left to recoil in horror at the horror show relationship that is Damon and Jan.

"And This Horrific Racism Doesn't Bother Me At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grey skies, all of them gone.

Jan--a proud member of the hivemind who has come to understand that things don't need to be factual, or right to be true.  At least, if you're willing to change the meaning of what truth is.

"Yes, It Is All Lies And Pictures Of Also-Lies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snakes.

And reality pokes its head into Muir's bubble, albeit in a distorted form. 

How long before he decides Jones' victory isn't just a temporary illusion that the righteous shall sweep away?

"Remember, We Are All Superior To Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because feather down.

...

What happened to their spines in the first panel?

"Various Normal Errors Prove It Is All Lies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Right, Wrong, and Risky.

Next up, "What About Chappaquidick?"

"Thank God We Have A Strong Man Of Values In The Presidency!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lombard.

Remember once again that Trump was a reality show host, prior to all this.

The Worst Version Of 'Send In The Clowns' Ever.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by Jane Austen.

Muir getting self-righteous about sex scandals.

...

Well, it fits the pattern.

"We're Through The Looking Glass People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because conch shell.

"So remember, the crazy conspiracy theory without proof is real.  The mounds of evidence against the President is all lies, and connected to the crazy conspiracy theory.  And up is actually down."

"The Untermenschen Must Be Crushed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Marid.

And once again, Muir's utterly terrible grasp on history is on display, alongside the egotism.

Also, at this point, I'm wondering if McConnell is still an evil Democratic infiltrator.

Ah well, maybe next week.

If Trump Is Against It, It Must Be Bad!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Horde of Black Sheep.

"Look, you must be the sucker, not me, and if the Leader says that feet are a commufascist conspiracy, well, we've got to get them sawed off..."

"We Can Slaughter The Mohammedan Hordes With These!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Louis of Nevers.

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Something tells me that this trip to Europe is going to get unpleasant.

"Bring Bloodshed To The Streets, That's What I Always Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because scientific quotations.

You know, as awful as this is, I can't feel worried for any of the cast's children, as the demonspawn doubtless have Village of the Damned type powers...

"Oh, And Here's Your Copy Of 'Camp of the Saints'! You Should Read It! It's AWESOME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because send me on my way.

Because remember--even though we enter a new golden age of racism in the US, the rest of the world continues to collapse into violent anarchy.  Muir knows this to be true, without ever really seeing it.

He uses better things than mere logic and reason.

"All is Well! Euphoric Even!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because give me steam.

Sure, it takes cherry-picking your facts and mixing in even more lies than usual to tell yourself things are going well--but damn it, Muir is getting the glorious fake joy of watching his opponents suffer, even if it means suffering himself.  Surely that is all to the good, right?

"So... So Much Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little dog.

Meanwhile, in the real word, Trump continues to circle the wagons while the Republicans passed a partially handwritten tax bill in the Senate, because Tax cuts good, and ignore the fact that everyone who isn't either a heartless billionaire or a dedicated Kool-aid drinker hates it.

"Yep. Brilliant Choice For a Cartoon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because attain.

Oh, the irony is so, so biting.

"Right, Right, This Is What's Really Happening, And These Are The Real Good Guys! Yes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because encyclopedia of the Automobile.

Muir drinks deep of the crazy to tell himself that the Tycoons are our real friends.

"Clearly This Is The Best Way To Do This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because birds of North America.

So Muir's own misogyny is colliding with his intended message AND his terrible artwork.

"Exactly The Same!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because domino.

It's like there's something Muir's forgetting here....

"Even I, Liberal Jan, Hate Those Uppity Feminists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because liver and the lights.

So just a normal misogyny Monday, eh?

"We Are The Oppressed Ones Who Are Wronged!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because buy me a log.

...I think even Muir is losing track of how this is supposed to work now.

It's A Casual Racism Saturday.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because greasy handprint.

Man, this is just like that bit in A Christmas Story.

Only, without any of the charm.  And more racist.

"Well, At Least We Killed Something!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no, Grandfather Frost.

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For their next trick, they dynamite a lake.

"The Trembling Of A Fawn As It Lies Dying In My Arms!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because broom.

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So, they're flying over...

Diarrhea, maybe?

"And Then We Burned Down The House!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hindi river.

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God, these people are annoying.

"Are We Even In The Same Physical Location?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fear and trembling.

I honestly think Muir has reached the point where he doesn't even care about his cast anymore, even if he has to pretend to.

"This PROVES How Patriotic I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because high in banana tree.

Ahh, yes.  The smell of jingo over the holidays.

"Yeah! The Democrats Are The Real Perverts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because obelisk.

Gosh, one year in, and it's almost like Muir's side didn't win the election, isn't it?

"Really, We Should Put The Victims On Trial..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Augie Doggie.

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Well, at least he acknowledged it was happening.

"Still Convinced There's Nothing Wrong With This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because olive loaf.

As the creepiness of this reaches a sort of plateau, I will choose to focus on the fact that Muir has recycled panels from the last strip. 

Because of course he has.

"I Still Consider This Very Not Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Smithsonian Earth.

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Cheesecake while discussing a high school rape.

...

Jesus H. Christ.

"The Lack Of Wrongness With This Is Epic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marine mammals.

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Oh, God, it's going to get worse.

"Still See Nothing Wrong With This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't you worry what the man says.

Yeah, this is going to go to a bad place.

"And It's Not Misogynistic For A Pretend Woman Like Me To Say This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jambro!

But remember, feminists only pretend to care about women. 

"Nothing Paranoid About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the old gray goose is dead.

"Look, all I'm saying is your progressive is a parasite, destined to fight against good folk with all his sinister weapons to ensure mastery!"

"They Are ALL Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Auburn Attack.

And that is a completely rational response.  Utterly and completely.

"How Can I Make This Worse?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bierce.

And as usual, Muir indulges in a "Wimmen!" in a situation where it is  not only uncalled for, it actually raises... further questions.

Nothing Freudian Here At All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambe.

 ...

Yeah, the amount of sexual dysfunction in that...

"This Is Much More Important Than The Election Against Our Already-Vanquished Rivals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because scaly.

What a lovely family.

"Not Like Us! Nope! We Have Many Ideas! More Than I Can Name!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blardy.

"See?  See?  My imaginary liberal agrees you're out of ideas!  Checkmate, libtards!"

"They Are The Ones Like This! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bloft.

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We've reached a point beyond irony now.

A Collection Of Random Brainfarts.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the color of when a soldier comes home after the war and sees his dog.

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So, who's going to take Skye's place as the evil liberal now that she's joined the hivemind, eh?

"Ha! The Failure Of A Prospective Revolution That We Made Up To Occur Proves Our Enemies Are Pathetic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Prune.

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Remember when he was convinced that Soros had a legion of darkness at his beck and call?

Hell, he'll probably believe that again tomorrow.

It's Like The Urkel Years Of Family Matters. Only Worse.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Birds of North America.

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Bears with power tools.

The Horror Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Olive.

And Muir continues to fail at folksy. 

God those kids are terrifying.

From Hell They Came.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Theresa of Avila.

Muir's attempt to be folksy stumbles on his inept art and deep creepiness.

"Yes, They Are The Terrible Degenerates!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Ends of the Earth.

Remember, Muir backs Trump.

Remember that.

"Boy, Good To Know Our Hatred Of Them Is Undiminished By Circumstances!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sophie's Choice.

And Muir hates on an ex-President, and a former Secretary of State and Presidential candidate while ignoring the indictment in the probe he insists is all a front.

"If I Don't Stand Up For Harvey Weinstein, Who Knows What Might Happen?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because checkerboard.

It's kind of amazing that Muir managed to move from an imaginary news blackout to something worse.  But he did.

"And This Is A Big Deal, Because My Imaginary Liberal Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because not quite a year since she went away.

And as usual, Muir distorts and even lies about what's happening to create a comforting picture for himself where he is the good and loyal patriot, facing an evil conspiracy to sap and impurify his bodily fluids.

"This Has To Be Treachery, Not Me Being Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no, not at all.

And Muir curls into a little ball and yells "No, you are!" in defense against being a cheerleader for the sort of foreign-backed degenerate he was always insisting the Democrats were.

"Thank Goodness Trump Will Sort This All Out!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm gonna fight 'em off.

Like most cynics, Muir's supposed deep-rooted suspicion is generally directed at people who don't deserve it, while letting people who do off the hook.

"We Remain Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Royal Raspberry.

And the Romantic Comedy From Hell continues...

"We're So Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because march of the Nazghul.

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Bears, with power tools.

"We Still Hate On Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Technology Associate.

Remember how this Presidency was supposed to be the grand fulfillment of all of Muir's desires?

I sometimes thinks he doesn't.

"We Gave Up Making Any Sense A Long Time Ago."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why not?

I think even Muir has forgotten what the point of all this is by now.

"And, Yes, Yes, It's Looking Like Another Fakeout!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Buffalo.

As Muir has done this sort of fakeout so many times now, it's gone beyond tiresome, I'll simply note that a show of humanity on Skye's part is nullified by her suddenly becoming a howler monkey.

"And Remember, This Time I Might Really Mean It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll polish him off.

Given that he's pulled this trick so many times, I'm waiting for the twist tomorrow.

But who knows?  Maybe this time he'll actually push the button, metaphorically speaking.

"Whenever Poochie Isn't On Screen, People Should Be Asking 'Where's Poochie?'."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as I was going to St. Ives.

That doesn't just fail the Bechdel test it causes it to sprout legs and run away from this work of fiction.

"Our Arrogant Insenstivity Towards Others Proves We're Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you are an Austrian nobleman.

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This has been the latest installment of "Old Man Shouts At Clouds"!

"And I Say That Because I Will Kill Them. All Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fiddle faddle.

Yes, it's just like All in the Family, minus any sort of humor.

And he still can't draw those kids.

"Clearly, I Am Perfectly Equipped To Make This Joke!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pimples.

Well, at least it's not another strip about the spin-off.

"The Important Thing To Remember Is That Southern Whites Are Superior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Blue Gardenia.

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Well, it's going to be interesting to see how insane this gets.

It's looking like the answer is "very".

"It Only Gets Creepier!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because World History of Food.


Ahh, that lovely moment when the people who swear they're not Nazis state that they have to get the birthrate of white people up...

"Wow, You Really Have A Disturbing View On Women, Female Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Julius Caesar.

This is awful beyond awful.

"Ha Ha! Your Insanely Racist, Misogynistic Ideas Are Clearly Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm only human.

And remember, it's not sexist, because it's being written by pretend-Muir's pretend wife.

Oh, God, the amount of fail in this...

"This Totally Makes Sense, And Isn't Weird And Incoherent At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the balance sheet is breaking up the sky.

Yeah, because your eternal quest for your right to oppress others is EXACTLY like the American Revolution.

"I've No Doubt You're Book Will Have Much Epicness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant boots.

...Well, the site with this thing looks like it will have content soon.

I await with bated breath.

"A Hook For My Creepy Side Project!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you shine like a star.

Well, if it's like the rest of the strip, it will be... horrifying.

"Don't They See This Means Racists Will Win Forever?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because thermos cup.

It's like he forgets 2006 happened.

"They Are Inhuman Scum! Kill Them All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chord of E.

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Man, Trump wishes he looked that good.

"How Dare You Actually Do The Right Thing For Once!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a game of inches.

Yep, I await to hear about how Tillerson is an enemy any day now.

"So--Sessions Is Evil Now."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kudrow.

I await Tillerson's sudden purge from the good guys list.

"This Is What Democrats Believe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because freshman 15.

Ahh, yes, a cheery fact-free version of what happened.

The evil moron.

"Never Gonna Give This Up!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sometimes, you gotta mellow slow.

Truly, gun owners are the real victims here.

Besides all the dead people, of course.

"Not A Failure, Not A Failure, Not A Failure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because to Unlimited Devotion.

And now that he has noticed the crisis, I wish that he hadn't.

"There's A Point To All This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tai Chi for beginners.

Meanwhile, people die in Puerto Rico.

"And Then--Ninjas Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if my words did glow with the gold of sunshine.

Ahh, yes.  Famed right-winger Thomas Jefferson.

"Of Course! Sexism! That Was What This Discussion Was Missing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because insects.

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He's just not giving up on this, is he?

"And This Proves We're Totally Not Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Goblin Market.

Ah, yes, that one line from a speech racists always quote out of context to make people believe that King would totes be on their side.

"Your Protest Means What I Want It To Mean!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a legend in his own time.

...Well, at least it's short.

"And I Say This Because I Am Rugged And Manly."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because History of Britain.

Well, I'm glad he's found something to distract himself...

Okay, "glad" is probably the wrong word.  "Wearily  resigned".  And it beats more looks at the horrible cast.

"Just You Wait! He's Going To Destroy The NFL."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Humphrey Clinker.

This is almost like watching seven year olds boast about how tough their dads are.

"The Reverse Vampires! Of Course!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the History and Adventures of an Atom.

And once again, the Democrats are simultaneously omnipotent plotters and incompetent bunglers, so that nothing is at seems, but soon, soon the Leader will make everything all right.

"She's A Cray-Cray Killer!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sir Launcelot Greaves.

Wow, Muir's delusions about Trump, Clinton, and Kim Jong Un in one strip.  Astonishing.

Still Failing.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ferdinand Count Fathom.

My God, do any of them have bones?

Muir Fails At The Sexy, Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Peregrine Pickle.

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Muir continues to prove that you can be emotionally 12 forever.

"We Are Badly Drawn Characters, In Every Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Roderick Random.

Every time one of the kids is on, you realize why Muir doesn't show them if he can help them.

"International Incidents Are One Thing, Stealing From Phone Companies Are Another, AND MUCH WORSE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tobias Smollett.

As Damon once again demonstrates that it's all about him, we should let him take comfort in the fact that he is as badly drawn as his son.

"See! He's Not A Threat! My Imaginary Character Beat Him In A Fictional Scenario!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Donald Duck.

And the Demonspawn still look unbearably awful.

"That's Why We Love Cops So Much! And War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we definitely have a toaster.

Because insisting people not hurl racist epithets at each other is the worst form of oppression at all.

"We Are So Edgy! So Edgy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horrid.

You almost think he's forgotten that each damn year he's taken longer to reach his funding goal.

"They Have To Be In The Pay Of Our Enemies! That Is The Only Reasons Our Brilliant Plans Fail!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Oddfather.

I am still left debating who has the worse marriage in this universe, Damon and Jan or Zed and Sam.

It's quite hard.

"People Clearly Care About My Horrible Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because complete birds.

 Sometimes, you read this, and you wait for the asteroid to smash into the cast...

"Why Isn't He Cracking Open Skulls To Feast On The Brains Within?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stamp collections.

I see Muir still isn't sure if Sessions is heretic or not yet.

"Why, I'm Sure In A Few Weeks, Houston Will Magically Repair Itself!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford American Dictionary.

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Well, I'd say he's finding new ways to be awful, but this is pretty much a slightly new arrangement of the old ways, in'it?

"I CAN Wish Away The Obama Presidency! I CAN Wish Away The Obama Presidency! I CAN..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rudolf II.

Oh, yeah.  You can see it, the fact that the Obama Presidency refuses to stubbornly vanish in a puff of smoke.  And the fact that a large portion--possibly a majority--of the nation wishes the Trump Presidency would.

Also, fun to see that Muir won't give up on Palin after virtually the rest of the Right has chosen to pretend she doesn't exist.

"Well, Until Muir Can't Pay For Hosting."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweeping.

It's almost piteous, watching him pulling out the porn to distract himself from the dumpster fire he was sure would be a triumph.

"The Leader Will Not Fail Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because volcano.

Hey, remember months ago, when we had the same damn grinning Tillerson and Trump talking about how they were going to show North Korea, oh yes they were, no more weakness now?

Yeah, I'm waiting for Rex to decamp at which point he is made an Enemy of the People.

"The Leader Would Never Betray Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lleu Llaw Gyffes

Remember on the old Batman show, where they'd try to use the Riddler's riddles to figure things out, but the logic never made any sense?

"These Things Are Exactly Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because fire extinguisher.

...

That argument didn't fail logic, it ran screaming in the opposite direction.

"And Then The Dinosaurs Attacked!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Witchcraft Through the Ages.

Obviously, the history is here is epicly bad.  No, that's not how the Revolution started.  No, the Nazis did not order gun control.  And obviously, no Hitler and Karl Marx weren't buddies or even contemporaries, but I'm pretty sure that's an intentional effort for humor, albeit of the "Communazi" sort...

"How Is It Like Hitler To Target Different Ethnicities, Mmmmm?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it didn't actually exist.

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Muir's ability to make an argument continues to degrade.

"Or Maybe He Can Call A Personal Dictatorship! That'd Be Cool Too!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alpacca.

He's just going to hope and hope for Trump to turn into the barnstorming right-populist he wishes he was, instead of the bloviating idiot in right-populist clothing he actually is, even as it becomes clearer that it's not going to happen, isn't he?

"And Don't Forget The Zionist Elders!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Steve Gerber.

Man, this presidency is breaking him.  He thought it was what he wanted, and as he can never admit he was wrong about anything, the whole process is taking him apart.

The "Carry On..." Series Had More Dignity.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because napkins are free.

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Well, that was... something.

"See! Chicks Dig Sexism! My Pretend Woman Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bare shelf.

Yeah.  Yeah.  That's clearly what anyone not like Muir is like.  Yeah.

"I Wish I Had A Man To Belittle Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because umbrella.

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I'd feel sorry for Sam if she wasn't--you know--awful.

"Everyone Else Votes The Wrong Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ghost riders in the sky.

"American values" meaning "White guys get to call the shots, especially rich ones".  That there might be other American values does not occur to Muir.  That these might be better ones is not even a trickle of a thought.

"And, Hey, Let's Bring Back Slavery, And The 3/5 Rule While We're At It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billboard.

Of course, technically all the things Muir complains about are in the Constitution as written thanks to a process known as "amending" that the forefathers he claims to revere.  Men who understood that circumstances could change, and that a government not willing to change with them would inevitably degenerate into a tyranny.

"Bring Back White Male Rule!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because American Records.

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But Muir's not a Nazi! He says so, therefore it must be true.

"We--We Are The Persecuted Ones! How Dare They Judge Us For Our Awful Beliefs, Words, And Deeds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tai chi.

Ahh, yes.  A peaceful march becomes violent thugs.  A man who drove into it becomes a victim.

And the woman who died?

Doesn't matter.  White men are the truly persecuted ones, in Muir's sad little mind.

"Word Salad Shall Set You Free!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because for olds lane slide, my friend.

I'm debating what's more disturbing--the fact Muir is still focusing on the people who didn't kill a woman, or the fact that's completely incoherent.

"How Dare They Not Honor The Treasonous Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because siren.

Interesting plan of attack, I'll grant him.

"And That's All I Have To Say About That! No Mentioning The Dead Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bertrand Russell.



Why does Muir hate the suffering people of 1956 Hungary so?

"The Indignity! These People Should Be Killed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hiroshima, mon amour.

So, why does Damon see himself as a patriot again? 

"Ha Ha! Rape Jokes Are Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because American records.

...

...

Doubling down, I see.

"It's Totally True! I Got An E-Mail!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because la Dolce Vita.

Muir is really desperate for things to distract him from the dumpster fire, isn't he?

"In My Day..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sandoz.

At this point, saying Muir has lost the thread is an understatement.

"And The Point Is People I Don't Like Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Haw-Haw.

...

...

I think the Trump Administration has broken Muir, in a deep, and fundamental way.

"Is That A Sex Joke, Or Not? I'm Losing My Ability To Be Sure..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the hippo ate the midget.

...

...

...

Yeah, that went into a creepy place, when you think it over.

Isle of Yap. That's Who You're Thinking Of.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because subterra.

...

Yeah, I wouldn't trust Zed with a chainsaw. 

Past The Bonds Of Caring...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because macrame.

So, two shrill, unlikable characters bitch at each other.

It's like a Mamet play, only without the genius.

"I Can't Be Bothered To Make A Punchline, Or Have Good Grammar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moravian Brethren.

...

...

Right, is Muir starting to turn on his idol?  It's tough to be sure, because that was incoherent even by his standards.

"And I Know They Were Bad Men Because Daddy Told Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sonic.exe.

So, there are generations of corpses buried on that property.

...

...

Yeah, once again, I don't think it's the Feds' fault that they don't like these people.

"Did He Enjoy Watching The Last Breath Escape From Those He Killed?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Black Mirror.

You know, I thought about pointing out the creepy subtext of this, or the way Muir is ignoring a national tragedy, but instead I will focus on the fact that Muir has once again reminded us why he doesn't like to give us too many pictures of the twins.

"Insulting Our Alleged Friends Is What We Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because power cord.

Ahh, there's more of the sociopathic poor mirroring of normal behavior that makes the cast... the cast.

Fifteen Years Of Increasingly Insane Bullshit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hampton.

So, Muir admitting that the "Workplace Comic" years operated from a thin premise.

Which is still somehow better then the utter batshit premises they've come to operate on.

"Once You Realize You Are Worthless Without Male Approval, The Healing Starts."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

Yes, once again the problem of all women laid out by a fictional woman written by a misogynist.

"Men Are So Oppressed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because his worst enemies include him on their emergency contact lists.

...

I guess this shows you're never too old to be a dudebro.

It Takes A Single Man To Know What Fictional Women Want.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't talk about our clowns, Martha.

...

That is just sad.

They Are The Damned.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because silver heather.

What is going on with those children's faces?  What?

"And Then He'll Swoop Down On His Black Horse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Yeah, rule of law... it's all a trick, set up by THOSE people.

The Endless Scream Of Desperation Pretending To Be Triumph...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marcha de Oriamendi.

"I mean, sure they say he lost the popular vote by a significant margin, but that's a lie, it has to be, and the people saying he's incompetent, they just don't see the cunning plan, and, and... Look, we have to be strong and triumphant and right, because otherwise, otherwise..."

"Just Like I Planned This Dumpster Fire!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dutch treat.

You can almost see the hear Muir hyperventilating in the background, as he tries to make this failure into a success at least within the confines of his own mind.  And the best part is, it isn't clear if he's succeeded or not.

"Ha Ha! She's An Uggo!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sugar Maple.

...

Of course.  How dare she be old.

"The Threat Of The Deep State Justifies Fanservice!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because postboard.

...

...

I think Muir has actually reached the point where he doesn't know what to write about.  He's supposed to be on the winning side, but the last six months have been such a debacle, such a revelation of intellectual and moral bankruptcy that even his old fantasies only rub the salt in.  And so we get this... blandness.

"The Homos, With Their Damn Condoms Everywhere!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Box 34.

Yeah, that would sure show liberals.  And the uptick in murders and accidental shootings would only make things better.

"Everything Has Been Glorious Victory For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fine china.

...

...

Man, the bubble has gotten thick.

"Clearly Their Evil Will Only Continue!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Under the Lilacs.

So, the point of that was that Clinton is evil and sexist--which from Muir is achieving new levels of painful irony--and the Democrats are crooks.

'Not like Trump', is the implication, though these days he's reduced to whispering it.

"Stop Them Before They Kill Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because passion fruit.

Yes, clearly the Clinton Kill List is the most important news of the day.

"Yes, Clearly This Is The Major Story Of The Day!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey-ho.

I guess Muir really is sick of all the winning.  That's why he's focusing on the old enemy who refused to get tossed out of office.

"He's A Muslim! A Muslim! A MUSLIM!!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Mammoth Book of War Correspondence. 

Because eight years of bullshit on this subject clearly isn't enough.  No, it must go on, and on, and on.

"Why Haven't They Executed Him?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frambage.

Whenever I feel I'm being unreasonable in being repulsed by people treating Dubya like some kind of standard-bearer, I look at the raging Clinton-hate that continues unabated, and I say "No, no.  That's unreasonable."

"Let's Keep The Lame Joke Going!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Anti-Monitor.

 ...Because this is so astonishingly relevant.

"The Bad Joke Is To Distract From the Fact That My Face Is A Nightmarish Monstrosity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the little flower.

He really is just letting his mind going back to happier days, isn't he?

"This Is Totally What It Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Green.

Because the last twenty years didn't happen, or at least, not in a way that mattered.

"He Is So Unbearably Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chimichanga.

You know, it's not like the Clintons hang around there themselves...

But hey, we're going to see a lot of disgusting libel of a deeply flawed man who is still better than Muir, and his new idol.  Fun.

"For God's Sake! Send Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the sad story of the British Liberal Party.

As we stare at the poorly drawn demonspawn and watch Muir fret over ever little percentage point, we have to wonder--is this the year he won't make it?

The answer of course is 'probably not,' but it gives us hope.

"This Is So Superior To Having Things Happen."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Byzantium.

How long before this plotline dies screaming, I wonder?

"And Don't Forget About The Endless Bodies Of Their Victims!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because princes watched the view.

Prepare for bad jokes about a place Muir has never been to, and likely will never visit.

"He Left Due To Those Evil Liberals Forcing Integration Where It Wasn't Wanted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford Dictionary of Quotations.

Yet more of Muir's cast awful expansion pack pasts.  They make effing Wolverine's look sedate and coherent.

"Did I Mention The Clintons Are Evil? Because They Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum tubes.

It's good to know nothing else important is happening in the country.

Nope, nothing else at all.

"This Totally What My Version of Galt's Gulch Would Be Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bramble.

That strip didn't just forget to have a point, it forgot to have a strip.

Huh. Called It.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bad, bad love.

It looks like Muir just gave up on the story as he was writing it.  Which...is really no surprise.

Battle In The Center Of The Mindless

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was a thing.

...

...

I'm thinking even Muir's getting bored with slapping around his strawman version of Tapper...

"You Are Weak And Pathetic Because I Say You Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the bees had declared a war.

Meanwhile, the real Jake Tapper is looking at the entire... you know, Trump, Jr. happenings.

And John Boorman Turns In His Sleep, And Considers Sending His Spirit Animal Against Muir.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Far Side Gallery.

Remember, the character who says that in Deliverance winds up dead at the hands of the cityfolk he thought were weaker than him.

Sure. He's The Obtuse One Here. Sure.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if not for you.

Yes, clearly this is the biggest issue right now.  Yep.

And Suddenly, A Certain Pink Floyd Song Is Running Through My Head...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because National Geographic.

So Muir is aware that his take has been diminishing each and every year, with each fundraiser taking longer and longer to raise the money.

One wonders if he's bothered to consider what that might mean.

Ahh, Yes. More Creepy Sexism. Just What The Strips Needs.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was lightning before the thunder.

...And then Muir's fans complain about modern women having attitude problems.

And The Money Doesn't Come Rolling In.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poppy seed.

...

...

This is becoming more and more embarrassing.

"We Would Be Best Buddies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Buckethead.

This is getting beyond sad.  I mean, even by Muir's shit standards.

This Is Getting Awkward.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because staff only beyond this point.

I think even Muir is starting to realize that the money isn't going to come rushing in like it used to.

"Pay Me, And I Show Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because harpsichord.

Now I'm wondering how much not to have them hosed off?

Just Goes On, And On...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shoo-fly pie.

Yeah, they're getting worse...

Stimulated Celebrity Cameo.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John the Fearless.

Those... weird torsos just get more disturbing the longer Muir keeps tossing them in our faces....

A Guy Talks About Gals Through Imaginary Gals!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Satan is real, growing in power.

This is the loneliest cartoon Muir has ever written, the wishes and dreams of an isolated man, no matter how much money his fans shovel to keep his awful cartoon running.

Awful Porn For Awful People.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because up jumped the devil.

The sheer awful of these people would make this unappealing if it were drawn well.

And it is not.

Must Be Really Desperate For Donations.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guitar solo.

I really am mystified that Muir's fans find his scratchings sexy somehow.  At that level of skill, a stick figure with breasts would be about as effective.

The Wit Of Benny Hill.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because concave mirror.

...

You get the impression Muir is spending more and more time huddled in a ball ignoring the world outside right-wing news sites?

Uh Oh! Wacky Hijinks On Their Way!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because key change.

Gee, wonder what's coming up next, with the woman in a light dress landing in mud...?

"According To Himself, Trump Is A Man Among Men."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we can remember it for you wholesale.

It's amusing to see Muir imagine that Skye is being the credulous one here.

"That's Right! I'm Hep With The Kids!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mongolian throat-singing.

Sure, Muir.  Sure.

Remember, everyone who isn't a mouthbreathing fascist is bad.

"Heh! Stupid Evil City Dwellers! How Dare They Be The Majority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because maybe we can share my moon.

Muir has moved from wishing it was the 1950s to wishing it was the 1850s.

"After All, We Are Starlight And Moonbeams!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by the time we got to Woodstock.

Remember, Muir fantasized about having another part of the US bombed yesterday.

"Let's Bomb The Parts Of The Country We Don't Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yoga.

Of course, in Muir's dreams, Trump is so angry in North Korea, and would act immediately if only he weren't surrounded by "bad advisors".

It's like living in Tsarist Russia, so Putin would likely love this outlook.

"Not Us! Never Us! You're The Puppet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because zombie.

"But what about the facts that Russia interfered with the election or how many of Trump's advisors have ties to...?"

"All lies!"

"But... no, they aren't!"

"If I don't want to believe it, then it's a lie! Simple as that!"

The Most Racist Response Possible.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fish.





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...

It really doesn't need much comment, does it?

"And I Was Totally Radical, So You Know It's True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because into the mystic.

The DbD hivemind. If you are a castmember, fear it.

"Krav Maga Is So Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kokomo.

At this point, we seem to be dealing with random fragments of ideas instead of anything like a comic strip.

"I Love You Make-Believe Dad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lay lady lay.

The schmaltz here is overpowering.

"Killing People Is Easy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because said the lord unto his lady.

Even when he tries to play the victim, Muir can't help but come across as a vicious boastful fool.

"We Are So Beset By Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because CAPITAL LETTERS.

Remember all the times Muir chuckled over the idea of Hilary or Obama getting shot?

Yeah, he's just like that.

"After All, The Opposite Has Never Occurred."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wet paint.

And of course, Muir misses the inherit hypocrisy of his position, but hey, it's not like liberals are people, just shrill unthings that had the chance to be so, and weren't.

"There Is NOTHING TO SEE HERE! We Are Being Persecuted By The Wicked!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the nose knows.

It's going to be fun watching all this collapse.

"They Are The Awful Thugs! We Are The Stalwart Heroes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bird's Opening.

This "storyline" is hitting the truly pathetic. 

"Yes, They Is All Teh Gay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and the band played on.

At this point, it's drifting into another session of "Old Man Yells At Clouds."

"These Are Clearly The Bad Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there were no Catholics left.

I'm sure that's exactly what Muir imagines he would be like at a Starbucks.

Only not a woman.

"In The Hivemind Is Strength!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because starburst.

And the cast grows ever more homogeneous...

"I, As A Women, Think They Are Revolting Hags!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was Cleopatra.

Ahh, the daily dose of creepy misogyny...

"The Right Says So, And They Never Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because antioxidants are overrated.

Ahh, yes.  Declaring others to be patsies--thanks to a false rumor spreading amongst your own.

"Thank Goodness Government Is Back In Non-Oppressive Hands! That's Aren't Tiny At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fromage.

I'm going to bet that Muir retreats deeper into the bubble in the near future.

"Oooh, And We Can Make Them Write 'Trump' On The Cups! They Hate That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chicken and waffles.

Well, good to see that aside from the loss of her leftism, Skye is about the same.

So awful.

"I Mean, Giving A Shit About People? LAME!!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because caution, under construction.

You know, the amount of fail in all that is simply staggering.  Hell, what he imagines makes Sam seem likable, makes her seem like an egotistical twit.

And Antonio Prohias Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'tis life and health and peace.

...Well, that sure is a great way to reconcile with your estranged sister.  Mmmm-hmmm.

"Hail The Hivemind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Marcel Proust ain't putting up with this shit.

Says the man who changes his enemy list every week.

"And Then The Dinosaurs Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because take me back to the night we met.

Something tells me it's a typical display of Muir's historical knowledge.  Even as a fictional outline.

Unfunny Gag Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because occult blood.

Well, nice to see Skye return to form. By which I mean she's awful again.

And The Ugh Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Island Sun.

Still shudderworthy, I see.

Try The Veal.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweet potato pie.

As we sit to enjoy the sheer awfulness of these people, and their terrible sitcom style humor, I feel obligated to note that the bubble around Muir seems extra-thick these days.

"None Of This Makes Any Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cat came back.

I think even Muir has no idea where he wants to go with this.

"Why Can't All Men Be Like Your Awful Pig Of A Husband?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Heart of a Dog.

And now that she's joined the hivemind, Skye has joined in the shared delusion that everywhere outside the compound is a leftist hell on earth, where the forces of Righteous Reaction are in permanent retreat.

The Ick Marathon Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mother, by Gorky.

Seldom have I been so happy that Muir is actually single. 

Cause that is some creepy shit.

And Now We Head Into The Genuinely Diseased.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because accentuate the positive.

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...

...

Yeesh.

"The Safe Word Is 'Supply-Side'."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pear Body.

...And now it heads into 'serial killer' territory.

Apparently, Muir's Been Watching The 'Fifty Shades' Movies...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how far can sailors fly?

The real creepy thing is how small a change it is from Muir's usual ick.  Step by step, he gets worse.

Creepiness Factor Up Ten.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alexandros.

For maximum creepiness, remember that these two are more or less gender-swapped versions of each other, with Sam's only unique traits being the fact that she is extra-obnoxious.

"Let's Keep This Plot Rolling!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lumber.

...Jesus.  It just goes on forever.

Nudity. Clearly The Most Important Thing Happening Right Now.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spinach.

As usual, saying Muir has lost the plot implies he had it at one point. Still, this seems incoherent even for him.

"Embrace The Hivemind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because despacito.

In a way, Muir's destruction of any and all straw left-wing cast members' political philosophies are another demonstration of how much he's curling into a ball these days...

And Then Things Got Really Weird...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant stepladder.

Muir seems to be hitting a new low on non-political cartoons.

"Fan Service! Fapping! Fan Service!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a ship from outer space landed with eerie grace.

...

...

This is starting to get really, really creepy.

"Fanservice, Fanservice, Everything Is FINE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cherry bomb.

Such sisterly affection.

"Yeah! We'll Purge All The Disloyal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bumble beans.

So now there are no loyal Americans in Congress at all.

Got it.

"This Is Exactly What This Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because plain to see again.

I see Muir imagines that Bannon would naturally support this course of action.

Guns And Girls And Girls And Guns!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hello, it's me again.

...

This strip is now more absurd than a Samuel Becket play.

Only, without trying to be.

"Every Russian Obsesses About Communism, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Chapelle Show.

Muir is like a black hole of ignorance, where every erroneous assumption just feeds on the next, leading to strips like this.

Man Who Lives In Glass House Throws Stone.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because checkout.

Muir accuses others of laziness and inefficiency in a strip where he recycles a lousy panel from the previous strip.

"Youse The Real Racists, And Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orale.

And now how long before Muir reverses his stance on Putin?  Fun to see.

"Clearly, Comey Was A Member Of The Conspiracy! Now--More Bad Cheesecake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because buzzsaw.

I'd focus on Muir's confused response to what could prove a constitutional crisis, but honestly, the fact that Sam apparently has now bones in that third panel prevents that.

"Doubtless, The Sinister Conspiracy Backs Him Even Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bill Finger.

Astonishing that Muir's present politics would make past him an evil puppet of the corrupt state.

But doubtless, he doesn't think about that.

"Why Don't They Realize That Racism Is The Finest, Best Thing In The World?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the party won't stop.

It's kind of funny, Fox dealing with its most chronic viewers leaving because they need to up their crazy dosage while simultaneously watching the station's own diseased sexual culture blow up on them...

But then, Trump is still President.

"You Are Totally Racist Against White Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lost City of Z.

So how exactly does an age where white guys held supreme power of life over death in most of Europe resemble Muir's imagined genocide?

Bad Cheesecake Art! More Bad Cheesecake Art! Oh, So Much Bad Cheesecake Art!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how can we dance when our world keeps turning?

...I hope for their sakes they are better brewers than Muir is an artist.

Well, That Was A Short Honeymoon.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elastic.

I'd feel sorry for Muir, but then I'd remember he's mourning the fact that things aren't more racist and awful.

"Filthy Traitors! We Will Soon Purge The Unworthy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not touch the copier.

The list of people who are not Muir's subversive, all-powerful "them" gets ever shorter.

"Damn You, Reality! How Dare You Disappoint Me Once Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'Snuffles' was my slave name.

Where is your God-Emperor now, Muir?

Well, as the circular firing squads form anew, let's be thankful that the self-proclaimed followers of "common sense" in budgets haven't won yet, so they won't crush the poor to save us all by destroying the economy.

Because government budgets do not resemble household budgets.

"It's Getting So A Man Can't Assault His Female Coworkers Anymore!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because right now--it's everything.

I'm wondering when Fox officially becomes heretical.

"Remember, Son, Hate Your Own, And You'll Be One Of The Good Ones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because killing fields.

The Imaginary Black Man has spoken.

"Clearly The Finest Example Of Freedom Would Be To Turn A Fellow State Into A Prison!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Canadian Bacon.

"We do not need one of the wealthiest states to stay in the nation!"

"Soon, Crazy Right Wing Bulletin Boards Will Be The Leading News Source!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because things are going to get easier.

That's... not how Jeopardy works.

"My Attitude Towards My New Imaginary Hatefuck Remains Ambivalent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because read a book!

And Sam continues to be the Awful Sister Who Thinks She's the Good Sister.

Make-Believe Texan Author Avatar Mocks Pretenses Of Others. News At Eleven.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because be a shooting star.

Irony.  Biting.  So, so biting.

"It's The Law Of The Imaginary West!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.

And I thought death would be the end of the annoying sight of Sam Elliot Dad.

"Heh Heh! There Is Nothing Pathetic About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not forsake me, oh my darling.

Sadly for Muir, Obama is always going to have been President now.

Sadly for all of us, so is Trump.  But hey, we lived through Andrew Johnson.  And James Buchanan.  And Franklin Pierce.  And...

Well, let's just say a rather distressingly large amount of the 19th century bench that isn't Lincoln and keep it at that.

"Join The Hivemind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rock Hudson in Avalanche.

Yet another straw leftist destroyed because Muir wants to fuck his creations.

"And Remember, They Are Simultaneously A Major Threat, AND Pathetic Morons!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cry Wilderness.

And remember, Soros is plotting even now, his legion of doom preparing to strike against good alt-right volk everywhere, who support Trump as they plot in their basements, and scrounge off their parents.

Which is completely different, from what they imagine Soros's hordes doing, and also is completely justifiable.

"Ha Ha! Hippies Getting PUNCHED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Maria, you gotta see her.

How much awfulness is Muir going to unleash this time, I wonder?

"Disloyal HERETICS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he's the size of Luxembourg.

Clearly, the Fuehrer cannot fail, only be failed...

"Well, At Least He's Not On Panel."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spasms.

Their relationship remains one of the eternal mysteries of this strip.

"I'm A Real Boy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jerkass Homer.

As usual, Muir's attempt at drawing a child looks more like some sort of inhuman thing, in this case, a hideous scarecrow demon.  It's much more interesting then the lame and obvious joke.

"Hur De Hur! Woman's Show Dumb!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a knight without armor in a savage land.

Muir insulting other works for their stupidity. The irony, it is biting.

"Yeah! Youse All The Real Racists, To Infinity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because may he live a thousand years.

Yes, pity the poor white Christi..

Oh, for the love of God, I can't keep it up.  As usual, Muir equates not having to force people to accept his bullshit with persecution.  Because if it isn't safe for him to be a bigot, clearly, the world has become a frightful and hateful place.

"And Then, He'll Poop Himself!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roll me in lard.

Meanwhile, Real World Tillerson continues to bumble about and try to pretend slip-ups are successes.

"Bannon Speaks For Racist Millionaire Media Czars EVERYWHERE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I got plenty of nothing.

Muir is such a perfect patsy on so many levels, that if he were a fictional character, I'd accuse the author of milking his point.

"Kill The Heretic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gold foil.

...

The history books of this era are going to be fascinating.

Assuming we survive and they get written.

So Freudian, Even Freud Would Do A Spit Take.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what time is it, Mister Wolf?

...

And suddenly, the flying head in Zardoz is screaming at me in my imagination.

"They Are Turning Into Howler Monkeys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Star Maker.

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Well, those are faces that give you nightmares.

"Yes, The Man I Previously Hoped Would Win The Presidency Is Actually In League With ISIS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because look on down from the bridge.

 ...

The circular firing squads are getting crazy-ass.

"Once Again--Liberals Are The Anti-Semitic Ones."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Sleeper Awakes.

Well, we know who Muir has chosen for scapegoat at the moment...

"Yes, Liberals Are The Anti-Semitic Ones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Empire of Liberty.

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This strip is horrifying on so many levels.

"Our Faces Are Garish Masks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tournee du Chat Noir de Rodolphe Salis.

Muir can neither write nor draw women.

"This Is The Grandest Use For This Technology I Can Imagine."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Fifth Head of Cerberus.

It just drags on and on, like a racist version of The Young and the Restless.

"Down With The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because three dog night.

So Muir's just going to keep going with this.  Screaming about immigrants in the least immigrant friendly presidency in over a century.  Because you know, it's not like there are actual issues to worry about.

"Pay No Attention To The Scandal In Front Of The Curtain!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because white pepper.

So, the fact that Trump's associates were so connected to Russia to warrant an investigation is BAD NEWS FOR THE INVESTIGATORS.

It's going to be a long four years.

"Laws Are For Other People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neon dog.

That is her only objection to this entire fucking scheme.

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"Now I Will Kiss You From Another Dimension!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Demelza.

I do wonder why it is they're still at the compound.

"See! They're All Cucks! Cucks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because of the fish.

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Does Muir know how evolution works?

Of course not.  Same as politics.

"Why Do They Not Understand They Are Inferior Scum?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

The ongoing nervous breakdown continues.

"My Incredible Insights Are Very Insightful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cough drop.

Remember, only Trump is a True Republican.  All others are pretenders.

Even Senators from one of the reddest states in the country have no idea what a true Red State is, compared to the Trump.

"He Is ENEMY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elegant and wrong.

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So much winning.

"We'd Be Best Friends! I Know It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ship is in the harbor.

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Man, this strip is downright sad at times.

"A Glorious Triumph! GLORIOUS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Blue and Green.

Ahh, more yelling from the people who think losing is winning.

"This Is A Brilliant Rejoinder!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who's going to save me?

I think Muir's losing track of his stories about how this is a win.  Still, the Damon/Jan marriage continues to be as... functional as ever.

"This Is Clearly A Glorious Triumph!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Blue Sky Mine.

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'Delusional' does not even begin to cover this.

"Nudity Will Distract From The Epic Fail!:

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because keep feeling fascination.

And the cast retreats further into the bubble.

"The Only Thing I Need To Think About Right Now Is How Awesome My Misogyny Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because eaten by an ice shark.

You know, this is yet another disturbing look into Muir's psyche.

"And This Strip Let's Me Draw An Ass!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Human League.

...Astonishing that this is the best political statement Muir can make right now.

"And This Is Righteous Because I Did It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's eee-vil.

Trying to explain the tortuous logic by which this strip works is like making sense of the stories of that drunken old high school friend of yours who insists he's doing fine, and could have made a million last year, and now is trying to sell you Amway.

"Purging The Unclean Is Something Every Child Should Learn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everything is sound.

And remember, this isn't racist, because Muir's imaginary black friend, and his imaginary biracial offspring are doing it.

"Things Mean WHAT I WANT THEM MEAN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pineapple.

Muir doesn't seem to understand the difference between executive order and a law.  Or to understand judicial review.  Or the Constitution.

"We're Not Creepy! At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let slip the dogs of war.

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Sometimes you can't help but think that Muir's crawlspace needs to get inspected.

"It's Only Right, Because They're REAL GUYS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the android's dream.

You can always count like the cast to behave like the brain-damaged descendants of a bad 80s sex comedy in their downtime.

"Thank God The President Is A Moron!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ports don't work.

Ha!  Take that FALSE REPUBLICANS!  The billionaire man of the people who is most certainly not in hock to the Russians knows what's what!

"Stupid Kids, Not Appreciating Art And Culture Like'n I Do. *BELCH*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I burn.

Ahh, the continuing tradition of racist trolls thinking that they are the champions of culture against evil decadence.

They never are.

"Yes, I'm Still A Sexist Asshole!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because water fountain.

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And again, what is their marriage based on?

"Cause He's From... New York..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because put the lime in the coconut.

I'm left wondering just how aware of his antisemitism Muir is. It's a hard question to answer, as Muir's a rather intense blend of stupidity and malice.

"Truly, His Name Is Echoing Through History!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the natives are restless.

And of course, Muir's "Jewish" character joins in the hate of a Jewish man.

Countdown To Declarations Of 'We Must Oppose The ZOG!'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because to be a pilgrim.

"I thought the CIA were on our side?"

"No, no, that was when we secretly knew that they were working against the Democratic President! Now that we secretly know they are working against the Republican President, they're evil incarnate."

"And Soros?"

"International banker."

"I thought we liked capitalism."

"Not if it's... international."

"This Is Sexy! I Do Proclaim It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who would true valor see, let him come hither.

Muir's inability to draw an attractive woman remains matched by his inability to draw an attractive car.

"It's A Fad! All Know The Left Are Weak, Not Like We Who Are Strong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

The casual misogyny that thinks it's something else is strong in this one.

"Only, He's Better Than Grant, Because He Fights FOR The Confederacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whombly.

I wonder if we should try hooking something up to Grant's Tomb to harness the power of him spinning in his grave?

"It's All A Lie! It Has To Be! The Leader Would Never Betray Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the varieties of religious experience.

The straws grow narrower, and harder to grasp...

"But... That Would Also Be Trump..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Solaris.

"I know you are but what am I?" is not much of an argument, especially when it's fueled by crazystupid.

"Some Summary Arrests Would Do It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cryotherapy.

You know, leaving aside the utter staticness of this strip, the repetition of previous images, the casual racism and sexism--what really comes across is how much the bloom is off the rose.  Muir is tired.  One month in, and he is tired, in a way it took him years to reach with Dubya. He's still trying, but his new efforts at imagining a glorious victory are ridiculous, even by his standards.

"No, You--You're The Puppet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the lion.

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Man, this is really getting under his skin.

"Oh, And Send Word Out To The Aliens, We'll Need Their Help."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Document Center.  For all your document needs.

I'd say it's surprising how swiftly Muir's elation at victory has given way to the same old paranoid persecution fantasies, but... it really isn't.

"GOLDSTEIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Katanga.

Yes, all problems are the results of sinister wreckers in league with the ousted enemy.  If not for him, all would see that this is a new, glorious white workers' paradise.

"They Are Traitors To The Volk!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gloria Gaynor.


The worst part about Muir's Pelosi caricature is that it is just grotesque enough to seem off, but not cutting enough to be amusing in any way.

Well, except to neckbeards who chuckle at the idea of women who aren't two-dimensional sex goddesses.

"Flag On The Moon! How Did It Get There?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I think I'm a clone now.

I think Muir's self-reference loop is closing in on itself.

"WinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinningWinning..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford.

And remember Flynn?

Of course not.  Never happened in this universe.  Move along.

"Trump Is My Only God! Though Palin Is Also Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Flanders.

The circular firing squads are going to be epic.

"This Has To Be Cool And Super-Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Garsetti.

Muir is going to be explaining away failure after failure, after failure...

"They're Just Being Babies!" *Sucks Thumb*

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jenny Haniver.

And the apologism is in full force...

"Isn't It Pronounced With A Soft 'Z'?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hopkinsville Goblins.

Muir really doesn't know much about Le Pen, does he?  I bet he thinks the NF is just like the Republicans.

Though if Muir got his way, that would be the case...

"Soon, We Will Purge The State Of The Disloyal And The Alien!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bimetallism.

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Remember when Muir's cast had to hide out from an all powerful government that wanted them dead or gone?

Yeah, irony is palpable. 

"It's In Revelations, People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neighbor of the beast.

Yes.  The "Deep State" are the ones projecting.  Sure.  Right.  Mmm-hmmm.

"All Is Fine, Citizen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because starring Ed Wood!

He has about five pictures of those kids.  Just five.  They get used over and over again.

"This Is Victory! Epic Victory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's my dog!

It says something that as incoherent as that was, it still didn't match the real Trump.

"Not Like Our Vital And Young Leader!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because directed by Ed Wood.

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That's a lot of fail in a few panels.

"That Was Winning! It Was! Saying Otherwise Is A Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ed Wood Presents.

I think Muir is going to hit new levels of surreal before this is over.

"Death To All Who Dare Oppose Me! The Most Democratic Motto Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because here I am.

Muir just wants constitutional rule by an absolute dictator.  Just like the Founding Fathers wanted!

"Ha Ha! Impure Vermin! I Hope They All Die!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no food or drink.

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Total humanity fail.

"All Is Fine Good Citizen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because patience and fortitude.

So, remember when Muir was making up an imaginary conspiracy of spies working against the President?

I'm just going to savor the irony.

"And This Is What I, An Imaginary Woman, Thinks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kalinka. 

Meanwhile, in the real world, Trump's national security advisor has been let go for his Russian ties.

"Only I'm Allowed To Insult Skye At Will!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you left us alone.

The Alt-Right obsession with blue-haired women strikes again.

And remember--Skye is bad because her opinions are not like the rest of the cast.  Why can't she be a good liberal who agrees with everything the Right says, like Jan?

"Yes, Obama Sucked! And Trump Is Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the bullfighter checks her makeup.

At this point, I'm wondering if the Muirverse Trump administration is ever going to touch base with the actual Trump administration.

"There Is Winning Going On! SO MUCH WINNING!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Matthew Modine.

Meanwhile, real Trump and Bannon are having trouble figuring out the light switches.

"My Make-Believe Wife Is So Hot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rabbie Burns.

Ahh, yes, Muir.  Tell us what women think.  Well, imaginary women who sleep with imaginary yous.

"My Imaginary Friends Prove All My Points For Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let's make contact... contact.

At this point, Muir seems to be retreating ever further from the real world to imagine a world where Trump is successful, and happy and a champion of the Deserving Poor, who are of course unlike the Undeserving Poor, because they are good and white, and can be trusted to industriously better themselves. 

And it hasn't even been  a month.

"And That Makes All Of This Okay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no reply.

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And moving on from this pathetic and ironic case of guilt by association, let's point out that Real-Chuck Schumer has succeeded in dragging on Trump's cabinet confirmation hearings.  Almost as if he's the exact opposite of the clueless schlemiel Muir has created for this godawful strip.

"BILL CLINTON! I've Been Screaming That For Twenty-Four Years Now, And I Won't Stop Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because loop-di-loop.

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The cast has died and gone to Hell.  That explains why everyone else is a bizarre failed caricature.

"Clearly, They Are The Aggressive Force Of Evil Who Must Be Stopped!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because only 30 left.

And again, actually winning does nothing to assuage Muir's view of himself and those he supports as a beleaguered minority suffering for truth.  The enemy is always simultaneously cowardly and savage, a few and a horde. 

"Yeah! Trump Is So Awesome! And Everyone Else Isn't!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because liver tartare.

I'd suggest he and fake Trump get a room, but let's be honest, nobody wants to see that.

"And Then We'd Eat A Manly Breakfast Of Waffles Together!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a book of Greek antiquities.

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And we're straight into a bad fanfic of real life.

Obviously, We Needed More Of This.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I guess I'm already there.

I'm starting to think Muir's having a tough time with the "dogs", because they aren't getting much on-panel time.

"Yes, Our Awesome Triumph Has Been Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jumbo.

Muir's cast continues to eye reality, than run away screaming.

"Everything Is Fine! Absolutely Fine! There Is Winning! MUCH Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because expense account--two cents.

The whistling past the graveyard gets louder.  Next up--insulting Chuck Schumer for being bald.

"Yeah, Fake Chuck Schumer Is Horrible."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Pentateuch.

Sure, Muir.  The dumpster fire isn't happening.  Not if you insist you don't see it.

"And This Crazy Conspiracy Theory Is Why WE'RE NOT RACIST! The Defense Rests!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shrines of the saints.

 Make the bubble strong, Muir.  Remember, you can simply will away failure, if you ignore it fervently enough.

"And That Is Why, My Hellspawn, We Must Kill All The Whales!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kleenex is trusted care.

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Well, on the one hand, the child is getting a knowledge of history, politics, and marine biology that is completely wrong.

On the other, the child appears to be made out of rubber.

"They Are All Hellish Dystopias! The Leader Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blizzard.

Meanwhile, Trump has lost a net 8 points in the Gallop poll.

In a week.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. I Am Totally Not Upset By This At All. Ha. Ha."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so long, Norman.

Yep.  This is going to be a long four years.

And Suddenly, It Was 'The Exorcist'.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no more I'll go waltzing matilda.

And suddenly, Sam looked like a troll doll.

"She Is Crude! Crude!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cribbage.





Gonna be a long four years...

"They Are Totally Awful, And Bad, And Don't Scare Me At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there are four lights.

Muir, a man who has to make repulsive fictional women for his fake selves to have sex with, sneers at a bunch of real women.

"It's A Plot! A Plot! A Subversive Plot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a moment of truth.

Ahh, yes.  Muir's racist "You da racist" card, now joining forces with his sexist "You da sexist" card.

Next up, bodily fluids rant.

Drunken Ramblings

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Cherokee nation will return.

You know, this is about what I expected from Muir--gloating, yes, but a constant iteration that they won, and they're the good guys, and all the others are bad guys who will go to prison, because they aren't them.

"Boob Jokes! They're All I Got!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what if Gordon Banks had played?

Well, let's see how long the honeymoon lasts for Muir, eh?

...Nauseating On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the man with the action-packed expense account.

Muir's eternal bachelorhood has rarely been so obvious.

Boob Fails To Draw Boob, News At 11.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tunnel of love.

Well, good to see Muir's sexuality remains as stunted, warped and pathetic as his politics.

The 'Carry On' Team Called...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Falkenburg.

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Oh, it's going to be a long four years...

"What Do Jews Have To Fear From The Fuhrer, I Ask You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frogs.

Ahh, yes.  See, Muir isn't antisemitic, because he loves his imaginary Jewish character.

And Israel.

But mostly his imaginary Jewish character.

So when he calls a Holocaust survivor a Nazi, he does it with love.

"It's Like He Doesn't Understand Circumstances Have Changed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't go under the apple tree.

The irony is biting.

"No, No, YOU Are The Puppet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a hard rain is going to fall.

Yes, Muir is the true patriot!  And all the people saying his hero is compromised by a foreign dictator?

Traitors all.

"So The Clintons! They Are Awful, Yes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hare hare.

Prepare for four years of trying to pretend that disasters aren't happening.

"And To Think They Said Nothing About The Kenyan Usurper!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't what to say the monkey won't do.

That child is grotesque.  Almost as grotesque as the mental gymnastics we are watching Muir begin.

"Right, So Now The CIA Are Our Enemy! And Always Have Been!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Bible Code.

Let's see who Muir declares eternal enemy next, Eastasia or Eurasia...

"See! A Pink Tank!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Antony.

At moments like these, one wonders how Muir is going to explain away his ravings about the powerful evil left wing conspiracy in the future.  Probably from the old standby of walking-briskly away, but... well, it will interesting to see.

"This Proves My Point. Somehow."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because undertow.

And Muir's skill at drawing has in many ways degenerated.  None of which changes the fact that every time term limits in a legislature have been enacted the result is lobbyists taking over.

"Trump Will Doubtless Destroy Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Theme from A Summer's Place.

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Something to offend Beatles fans, and Jewish people.

"Have I Mentioned The Reptoids?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fortune favors the bold.

What makes this amusing, in a fashion, is that Muir doesn't realize how anti-Semitic he's being, or indeed, that he's being anti-Semitic at all.

"Nudity Will Distract From The Fact We're Badly Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Char the Great.

You have to wonder what happened to Damon's spine...

"Don't They Understand That White Supremacy Is In?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese that he's after.

I half expect Damon to go into a discussion of Ellison's fangs, and crooked tail.

"What About All The Imaginary Shit I Complained About?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Sadly, Muir, America does not practice damnatio memorae, so Obama is going to persist in having been president for the last eight years.

Of course, after four years of Trump, who knows what we'll be up for?

"Watch As I Construct A New Reality Out Of Scraps And Tatters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Michael Holt.

Muir is rather desperately trying to avoid looking reality in the eye, including who his new friends' buddies are...

"Doublethink AWAY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what's the use of feeling blue?

Let's see how long Muir's admiration for various alt-right sites, and the President they support can coexist with their Putin worship.

And let's see which of these two things goes and which stays when they can't.

The Sitcom From Hell Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it is year one.

Cue the laugh track.  And my gag reflex.

"You Do Realize He's Still President, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because underground.

Gonna be a long year...