"And, Hey, Let's Bring Back Slavery, And The 3/5 Rule While We're At It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billboard.

Of course, technically all the things Muir complains about are in the Constitution as written thanks to a process known as "amending" that the forefathers he claims to revere.  Men who understood that circumstances could change, and that a government not willing to change with them would inevitably degenerate into a tyranny.