Saturday, May 9, 2026

"Th-They Are All Fuh-Fuh-Filthy Puh-Puh-Pedos...."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Clutching Hand.

Man. As vile and morally bankrupt as all this is, it's also just so pathetic. This is Muir crashing out in real time, staring at a reality that looks very bad for him, shutting his eyes, and desperately trying to insist that it is something else entirely. The last time I saw him this bad was way back in 2020 when he was trying to convince himself that no, no, Biden hadn't won, it was all a trick, all a trick, Trump was going to throw all the Democrats in prison any day now.

It's gonna be a crazy year, folks.

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 7: The Four Man Band Plays On.

 And so we have laid out the central cast, who are going to drive the action for the next decade or so, with only two significant characters joining during this period. This doubtless seems like a small cast, because, well, it is. But in truth it's even worse. As noted, Zed and Sam largely function as one character, and Damon is essentially just a riff on those same basic character traits. And so the strip at this point often feels like three almost identical jackasses against their dimwitted liberal foil. Zed, Sam and Damon spend most of their time whining or smugly demonstrating their own swollen egos. Jan falls into what I like to term the 'Elmer Fudd Problem'; much like Elmer Fudd, she's an obvious patsy who is only there to fail. Fudd only works, so much as he does, because Bugs Bunny is likable and witty, and Fudd at least has some theoretical power over him, even if he's completely incompetent at using it. And you see the problem here--Zed, Sam and Damon are neither of those things despite supposing to be, and while Jan is sometimes drawn as having some vague sort of authority over the others, it's never laid out, or used to create a story. Most of the time, she's simply a peer who is always wrong.

Indeed, looking at the cast dynamics, it's astonishing how they lack any real internal conflict. Zed, Sam and Damon all largely agree and get along. They have the occasional petty squabble and prank, but nothing seems to dent the group's camaraderie. Damon shows an initial interest in Sam that could clearly fuel a storyline--but it's discarded in a few strips, and from that point onwards, even when they are not officially in  a relationship, Sam and Zed are in a relationship. And with that, all the cast has is grumbling and whining how stupid other people are, complaining about petty annoyances, and in essence, being awful, while the narrative supports them.

Because that's the real problem here. There's nothing wrong, in a comedy, with having your cast be awful so long as you, the writer, understand they are awful. Seinfeld... Curb Your Enthusiasm... It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...  hell, The Three Stooges all work with the understanding that the central characters are fundamentally miserable people and the authors of most of their own misfortune. But that's not what happens here. Muir depicts whiny, privileged jackasses and imagines that they are put-upon everymen. The closest thing to an actual plotline with conflict is the Damon-Jan "will they/won't they?" tango, and that is clumsily handled, unappealing, and fairly intermittent at this stage of the strip. On some level, Damon and Jan are treated as a potential couple because Sam and Zed are a couple, and Muir had two characters of what he viewed as the appropriate genders left over, and no ability to realize that, actually, pairing these characters up would be a bad idea. And that is it. The strip involves the interactions of three deeply unpleasant people who all vibe with one another, a fourth unpleasant character they all mildly clash with, and that's the emotional core of the strip. To a very limited amount of emotion.

Now, I plan on looking on the political side of the strip in the next installment, but as it touches everything, I'll have to deal with it here too. And once again, we find the same problem... there's only one real opinion in the group. Damon is supposed to be the "Conservative", and Sam and Zed are supposed to be fairly apolitical moderates... but Muir drops that fairly early. Sam and Zed wind up having virtually the same opinion as Damon, while simply holding them a bit less stridently at this point in time. Any disagreements aren't actual disagreements, they are simply variations in degree. The only person offering a different viewpoint is Jan, and she holds comical distortions of the opinions of Muir's opponents that she expresses ineptly. That the rest of the cast regularly fails to rebut them is more down to Muir's intellectual poverty than anything else.

And that's a big problem right there. Muir's cast doesn't work right from the get-go for any of the things he wants to use it for. And, well, it's only going to get worse.

Friday, May 8, 2026

"C-Can't Y-You S-See W-What A-Animals Th-They A-Are?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Custer's Last Stand.

This legion of misquotes and bullshit are pretty rich coming from a guy who's trafficked in worse, and whined and screamed persecution at even the faintest hint of being called on it. But it also underlines what a gutless wonder Muir is under it all. He's like the people who, to paraphrase the quote, waged war on the naive belief that they would bomb everyone and no one would bomb them.

And I don't think I need to tell you how that went for them.

Thursday, May 7, 2026

Muir Blubbers About Things That Didn't Happen.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Police Reporter.

Ahh, yes. Muir uses the fictional event he wrote, thus controlling every aspect of it to segue into a nonsense conspiracy claim and then to whine about how the Dems are being so mean to Trump.

When you look at it carefully, you realize this is a defensive squat trying to pretend to be a gallant charge.

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Join The Owens Twins As They Re-Enact Scenes From 'Taxi Driver'...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Mysterious Airman.

And another return to Teeter, the city with the politics of Austin and the geographic position of El Paso. Now, ultimately, all the racist swill, hatred of cities and screaming at inferior leftists is, well, potboiler Muir bullshit at this point. (It's interesting that Kiko can somehow just identify random Hispanic men on the streets of a freaking border city as illegal immigrants, but this fascist fantasy, so what do you expect?) No, I'm gonna to focus on a more interesting question. Now, Teeter is supposedly a college town. 

So, what's the college called? Is it 'UTTeeter'? 'UTT'? Just 'Teeter'? Or is it a private university with religious ties? You know what? As I'm doing this as a joke, I'll make it the last one. Teeter's college is a Catholic university, originally founded by Jesuits in the 1920s, and is known as the University of Saint Jesus Malverde de Sinola, or JMS for short. And that is what I'm going to use in all future jokes I tell about Muir's ridiculous little imaginary city.

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Two Days In A Row Of Voiceover Panels. Is The Cast On Vacation?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Perils of the Jungle.

Muir doesn't know much about Muslims, but he knows they don't like pigs, and so we continue to be subjected to these endless racist jokes about beating them using pork.

Monday, May 4, 2026

He Dares Consider Anything To Stop Sacred Gun Violence!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Adventures of Tarzan.

Muir's always been prone to grumble whenever Trump's shown any openness to gun control. But the grumbling seems a bit nastier these days, and his faith in the man much much shoddier.

Sunday, May 3, 2026

"Say, What If We Set The Boat On Fire? Like The Vikings Did?"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Carnival.

At this point, I'm pretty sure Muir watched The Prisoner recently, and he's fallen in love with it for all the wrong reasons. Which has lead to this strip, a particularly dark shout-out to a fan. Instead of having his virtual self getting to gawk at the cast, Frank Manning gets to discuss potential crimes against humanity with them. 

Joy.

Saturday, May 2, 2026

A Reboot That REALLY Isn't Needed...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Panther Girl of the Kongo.

Muir does realize that the Village were the bad guys and Number Six was the good guy, right?

Or does he imagine that the situation would be different if his people were doing it to no good inferior leftists?

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 6: The Liberal Stooge.

 And now we wrap up that little cast with the other primarily political character, Jan, who, in the Early Period, sits in a strange relation with her fellows. For a start, Sam, Zed and Damon all have jobs in Mystery Business(TM)'s technical areas--even though it should be noted Damon's isn't ever named in strip, but still, that he is involved in that is made reasonably clear. Jan however, is in Marketing, something that she will yammer about in place of a personality trait well after Mystery Business(TM) is shuttered. This puts a clear line between her and the rest--they all do something tangible in... whatever it is Mystery Business(TM) does, while Jan... well, theoretically, she's supposed to be helping to sell it, though I'm not sure Muir gets that. But more importantly, she's doing something abstract that Muir clearly sees as meaningless busy work. Indeed, Jan's exact position in Mystery Business(TM) is somehow more nebulous than Damon's unnamed one--frequently, she's depicted as holding some level of authority over the others, to allow her to perform the beats a "boss" character would. This makes no sense, but so it goes. All of it ultimately this is ultimately about setting Jan up for her purpose in the political portion of the strip--being the lone "liberal" member of the cast.

Jan's general purpose at this point in the strip is to be a comic straight man, and a very specific sort of one. She's not an occasionally witty voice of sanity observing and commenting on the lunacy surrounding her. She's a stooge. Jan says stupid things and asks stupid questions so the others can riff of her. You don't laugh with this Jan, you laugh at her. Early Period Jan is a pill. At her best, she's sheltered and naive, the perfect gull who still confident she is so much smarter than you. At her worst, she is shallow and self-righteous, constantly demanding attention and validation.  Hence the job that Muir largely paints as useless and also manipulative. Everything about Jan at this point is supposed to underline her status as someone who's the butt of the joke, and just wrong.

Now, Muir does not do a good job of this. A problem that has been with him from the start is that his own opinions are, well, shallow and ill-considered, so to a reader not predisposed to simply nod along, Jan doesn't come across an idiot arguing with sensible people, she comes across as an idiot arguing with worse idiots. Jan comes across not as some well-reasoned statement against liberalism, but as a caricature of and snarl against "Vaguely Leftish Coffee-house Types Who The Writer Resents", She is, to Muir, a Spoiled Well-to-Do White Girl, talking about things she doesn't understand.

Now this will change in the future. Indeed, this version of Jan will be largely discarded not only in future Eras, but over the course of the Late Mystery Business(TM) Period. But at this point, she tends to stay in her lane. Jan's job is to be zinged off of, and zinged off she is.

With very bad zingers.

Friday, May 1, 2026

Sam And Zed Continue To Be Awful Nazi Hicks.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Man With the Steel Whip.

It's kind of amazing how this imagined "Muslim community" on the Texas border just keeps popping back up every few months because Muir so loves giving his cast punching bags that he's having this one spontaneously regenerate over and over again so Sam can complain about or destroy it again.

Thursday, April 30, 2026

He Thinks He's Brave, Witty, and Perceptive.

  It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Trader Tom of the China Seas.

When Muir's sort are out of power, he plots treason.

When they're in power, he still plots treason, because he doesn't understand the Constitution, AND because that's the only way to keep them in power.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

And Like Clockwork, More Racism.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Canadian Mounties vs. Atomic Invaders.

Apparently, yesterday was about getting an indulgence for this little bit of mouth-breathing idiocy, where Muir implicitly insists that a Cal Tech graduate is stupid, because he's Black. It's been something, over the years, watching Muir's swollen self-regard and hysterical bigotry curdle into something more and more repulsive.

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

An Unhinged Rant Has To Be True When It Let's Muir Pretend He's Not Racist.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Commando Cody: Sky Marshal of the Universe.

Clarence Thomas. Probably one of the most deeply malignant men to sit on the Court, alongside Taney.

Which if, you know what Taney's most famous for, is exceptionally ironic.

Monday, April 27, 2026

"With Their Lies, And Pictures Of Also-Lies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jungle Drums of Africa.

Ahh, yes. Muir, who has regularly fantasized about killing numerous elected Democrats insists that the media not being properly servile to his special boy is what caused this. Because he and his have all the rights, and anyone who doesn't recognize this have none.

Saturday, April 25, 2026

Ah, Yes. That Is All That Is Happening With The Plans For High Speed Rail In California.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Radar Men From the Moon.

You know, there's a fascinating tale of corruption, failure and waste regarding those railroad plans.

It's just not the lazy story Muir's telling about it.

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 5; Ol' Zip, He Be A Larned Skolar!

And now we move to the next member of the cast, the one built from the start to be blatantly political, the one who got the first little storyline in the strip, Damon. I should warn you that this is going to be a long one, as this is likely going to be the only one of these little essays focused on Damon. (He will likely be discussed in future essays, but only as part of the ensemble.) Part of this is, as I've noted, Damon has faded in importance considerably over the years, something that started during the Transition Era. I've compared him to Barney Google for how he's collapsed into the background of a strip he used to be a star of, but perhaps a better comparison would be Peanuts' Shermy, a character everybody but real Charles Schultz fans are going to go "Who?" about, which really proves my point. (The best part is this gives Jan a counterpart in the form of Patty, and no, not Peppermint Patty, this is the original Patty in Peanuts who faded into the background early along with Shermy.) Damon's gone from one of the central members of the ensemble cast to popping up every now and then, even when Muir tries to feature him more, his place taken by new characters, but also by a pair of old regulars who have become even more central to the strip.

But there's another reason for this--Damon is one of the easiest characters to write about. Characters in Day by Day don't generally develop, but they do change as Muir moves them into different roles, and that is something we will talk about in the future. For Straw Liberals, this can sometimes mimic character development, but it isn't really. But again, that's for the future. For a clearer example, Zed and Sam were a pair of urban professionals, and are now a pair of rural rednecks while keeping many of the same essential character traits. Change. Not development. But Damon though, doesn't change. His role in the strip remains exactly the same throughout. The Damon of these modern times is the same character that Muir started with, serving the same function. He's just drawn differently. Damon's circumstances may have changed, but this doesn't alter him, because again, Muir's characters do not develop. They sit in their slot, and they stay in their slot, unless Muir suddenly decides they should be in a different slot. And that, as I've noted before, will note in this, and will likely note in future installments, is why Damon just faded into the background. Muir changes much more than the characters he writes, and the Muir of today has little need for Damon, even if this lack of need does seem to feel somewhat awkward to him, resulting in the occasional attempt to push him forward back into the main cast that inevitably fails, and then he slides back into the background again.

Now, a quick explanation of the title of this installment that will seem like a digression at first--this is a line (or rather a version of a line) from an infamous minstrel show song, about one of the more notable minstrel characters. (It was also set to the tune we now largely know as 'Turkey in the Straw' one of the reasons that tune has acquired... implications of late.) Zip Coon, who so far as we can tell is the fictional character who made that word a racist slur, was different from some of the other minstrel show standards, like Jim Crow or Tambo and Mr. Bones. Where they were largely about portraying Blacks as lovable, slightly shiftless dimwits who whites could easily feel superior to, Zip... well, he had a somewhat more sinister agenda. Oh, Zip was just as stupid as Jim and the rest, but he didn't think he was. Zip thought he was clever, and that gave him airs. Yes, Zip was the original uppity negro, and most minstrels shows were filled with his efforts to bamboozle others with ridiculous high-flown language, including, as a rule, at least one ludicrous monologue filled with malapropisms, actual nonsense words, dog Latin, and sometimes even pig Latin. The underlying idea, for whites, was that Blacks might imagine they're smart, but they're wrong, and that the Black People who do it are prone to become incompetent crooks. That said, Zip was arguably one of the only elements of minstrel shows that had any complexity. Part of what made Zip amusing to audiences is that even as he attempts his ludicrous falsehoods, on some level he buys his own bullshit. As he speaks obvious nonsense, he imagines that this torrent of words is doubtless showing everyone how ingenious he is. Zip was paradoxically both lazy and shiftless, and yet constantly scheming. And if fans of old radio shows are thinking, wait, this sounds familiar, yes, this is the character type that the Kingfish, of Amos 'n' Andy fame, emerged from and from him quite a few other comic schemers. Now, as should be clear, Damon is a modern bit of minstrelsy, a white man creating a Black character to make jokes about Black people and one might be tempted to consider him a descendant of Zip. But he's not. Oh, Damon is something much worse.

Damon is a Black character who possesses only a nominal Blackness. For all that Damon shouts that liberals and Democrats only judge him by his skin, that is the only claim to Blackness as a character that he has. Damon has no connection nor interest in Black culture and Black history. Indeed, he even possesses no Black relatives, being by his account, an orphan with no family. He is completely severed from the Black experience, not only by upbringing, but by author fiat. Damon faces no hindrances by being Black. In the upside-down world Muir has crafted, the only problem his race causes him is the irritation of arrogant liberals pestering him about not fulfilling his stereotype, and about the only way he interacts with Black culture is to dismiss it. The only narrative functions of Damon's Blackness are to allow him to rail against the "real racism" of liberals and leftism and all their social programs, and to give Muir cover to announce radical conservative politics and dismiss liberal concerns. He is white man playing a Black man to tell other whiny, bigoted white racists that yes, everything you think about race and politics is correct, and the people who claim otherwise are just stupid and deluded. An actual worse form of a minstrel show character.

And that is really why Damon has fallen to the wayside. Muir no longer feels he needs to have a Black character say this. Zed and Sam can announce this racist blather openly, the Redneck Elite explaining everybody's proper place to them. Which leaves Damon hanging around, increasingly useless in a strip that clearly thought he was going to be a main feature.

Friday, April 24, 2026

"AllCrooksAllCrooksAllCrooks..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Government Agents vs. the Phantom Legion.

As usual, the accusations are confessions, because Muir doesn't believe in honest government, just one that does atrocities as it grifts.

Thursday, April 23, 2026

"YES, THIS IS CLEARLY WHAT'S HAPPENING IN CALIFORNIA RIGHT NOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Don Daredevil Rides Again.

It's kind of fascinating that he jumps onto the Swalwell story well after it's fallen to the wayside, and crows triumphantly about the state of California Democrats right as the governor's race starts seeing solid front-runners emerge. But then coming in a day late and a dollar short while screaming about bright futures that don't happen has been Muir's calling card for decades now, hasn't it?

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Muir's Fake Girls Tell Us Once Again What A Real Man Is In Their Imaginary Opinions.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Flying Disc Man From Mars.

Four straight days of this.

Four straight days of the twins sitting on a fence, blathering like a couple of hicks--because that shows how AUTHENTICALLY redneck they are, natch--about how rural good, city bad. 

Let's see if he makes a whole week of it, or we get something else happening in the days ahead.

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

So, Yesterday's Comic Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Desperadoes of the West.

So more of the twins failing to be real girls while shrieking about how Democrats are unmanly, and also the font of all evil, and also evil race-traitors.

Low effort. Low, low effort.

Monday, April 20, 2026

Even Female Hivemind Members Share In The Toxic Masculinity.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Invisible Monster.

It says something that the strange little look at the byzantine way Muir handles patron requests is more interesting than the strip, which is the usual smug posturing from this hollow little void of a man.

Sunday, April 19, 2026

They're In Full Hybrid 30s Moppet/Hick Mode Right Now.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Radar Patrol vs. Sky King.

Once again, it's astonishing not only how ignorant Muir is of what he's talking about, but how arrogant he is in his convictions on it.

There's also something darkly humorous in an aging man in Florida who's convinced--just convinced--that land that mostly went unclaimed for two centuries just needs to be put up for sale and, MAN, the frontier would be back! It's very much the sort of thinking that got us Cap'n Mitty, champion of Murica.

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Just So Much... Ugh.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The James Brothers of Missouri.

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There's a voice in my mind going 'And into this strip, the Dork Lord poured all his misogyny, all his lust, and all his simultaneous hatred of and abasement before wealth and power.'

It sounds like Cate Blanchett, so that's cool.

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 4: Essentially, One Character.

 And so now, we reach a look at the cast, and as I have mentioned it is a very small, downright rudimentary one at this point. Over the next few years, the cast will largely remain fixed at four regulars, finally moving up to five for reasons that are actually quite simple (and will be explored later). There will be only a handful of supporting characters introduced, two of whom are parents of the regulars. (They're also some of the only ones to persist.) As I noted previously, Muir's strip has a very threadbare feel, in its earliest stages.

And with those first two characters introduced, we hit a fascinating wrinkle, because those two characters are, as the title of this post indicates, essentially one character. Sam and Zed begin the comic figuratively joined at the hip, and so they stay, frequently becoming literally so in many future strips. Right from the start, the pair's most common use are strips where they bounce the same point of view back at one another. It is downright uncanny.

It's not that Muir doesn't give them what are largely superficial differences. Zed is in 'design', and Sam is an 'engineer'--implicitly a technical engineer. But while Sam liking to fiddle with machines is going to remain a source of gags, in truth, their jobs are barely going to be touched on. Gender is the biggest one, but again, Muir just uses this for shallow, sexist gags and of course, to have Zed and Sam get in a relationship. Perhaps the most significant difference takes its cue from the famous line of As Good As It Gets (which we know Muir watched and knows, because he will reference this very line in a future cartoon)--"I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability." Sam is Zed with much less of a filter and more of a tendency to fly off the handle, an embodied Id who gets to perform most of the joint character's worst impulses. But again, this isn't as profound a difference as it sounds--it frequently does feel that Sam is 'Zed if he was a woman who just did the things he thinks about doing'.

Now, another aspect of Zed and Sam's role in the strip in the early days is that they are clearly supposed to largely focus on the apolitical side of things, which can come as a surprise to readers used to their present role as embodiments of the proud redneck volk that are the nation's rightful masters. At this point in the strip, they generally focus on slice of life strips, and their time is most often spent complaining about their jobs, and whining about getting old. These are probably the most human characters have been in DbD, and even here one shouldn't overstate things. Muir's strips on these subjects are for the most part cliched, repetitive, and irritating, and often just as sloppily executed as the political strips. But still, at this point, Zed and Sam are meant to be mortals, schlubs, an average Joe, and the somewhat above-average Jill that has taken a shine to the former. That's not going to last.

Oh, is it not going to last.

Friday, April 17, 2026

Who Else Feels A Need To Wash?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Rocket Men.

Sometimes Muir making every character 'Muir in different hats' goes in real creepy directions.

Thursday, April 16, 2026

Musk Returns To Undead Werehyena Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ghost of Zorro.

Character shilling and Musk boosting.

That's it. 

That's the strip. It's kind of sad, really.

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Muir Announces That Elon Is Once Again Of The Body!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Federal Agents vs. Underworld, Inc.

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I'm sorry, it's just in addition to the hypocrisy, we've got Muir portraying Elon Musk as possessing both moral fiber and disgust with Epstein, neither of which are true. (A reminder that, just like Il Puce, Muskrat was far closer to Epstein than the people Muir likes to imagine were his besties.)

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

"Truly A Brilliant Strategy, Sir!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Adventures of Frank and Jesse James.

Muir once again looking at stupid actions that will hurt us and going "Wow, this is brilliant!" Because, once again, like Trump, he doesn't understand the concepts of soft power and reciprocity and views anything in that direction as a sign of weakness.

And then is left baffled when isolating the nation in the political sphere makes things worse. 

Monday, April 13, 2026

"Next Question, How Do You Maintain Your Lustrous Head Of Hair?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dangers of the Canadian Mounted.

As amusing as Muir treating these delusional softballs as "the real journalism that people should be doing" this is all the fairly typical phenomena of a person who has found themselves doubting their faith attempting to double down on it to make the questions go away.

It rarely works.

Sunday, April 12, 2026

See, It's Okay, Because She's Virtual...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because G-Men Never Forget.

Ahh, yes, Muir doing the bit where he mixes being sleazy with being self-righteous. Never gets old.

Saturday, April 11, 2026

Ahh, The Bit Where Muir Reminds People Of Much Better Works.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Black Widow.

This sort of underlines the problem with this storyline--the cast's incredible plot coupons aren't working thanks to author fiat, yes. But they shouldn't need them to begin with, as Trump has been portrayed as friendly to them, taking calls from and even calling them on occasion. The reason that's gone dark is the same reason Jo won't tell her what her powers revealed--they're both Muir's little power fantasy, and right now, that fantasy has been punctured. He thought he had a president who was his sort, and now he's vaguely realizing that he might not, and so Zed and Sam are suddenly written as being cut off from Trump instead of having a direct line to him.

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 3; Setting the Stage

Day by Day opens with the simplest setup imaginable. Indeed, it is so simple, it's barely a setup at all. Characters are shown, introduce each other to one another, and give their job titles. For the first strip, a weak joke about their jobs is given. For the next, we get a weak effort at political humor. That's it.

As I've noted many times, there's a certain threadbare quality to all this. Muir is putting up the minimum effort in his setup, and the result is a fictional universe that feels like it only just started up when we came in. Of course, that's true of the start of any fictional universe, but a good artist can hide the joins so to speak. Muir doesn't even bother. We start with characters all just meeting, even though it's heavily implied they've all worked at this place for awhile. Even worse, Mystery Business(tm) is clearly not a large firm, and Muir's laser focus on the central cast makes it seem even smaller. And so, we get people who clearly should have bumped into each other before now... just bumping into each other, with no real sense of other people who could have served as insulation. We do not get many strips with unseen coworkers being griped about or briefly appearing coworkers to add a sense of scale. Mystery Business(tm) seems initially to consist of just these four characters, and while Muir will briefly gesture at there being other people there, it will never be for very long. Only two coworkers who aren't main staff will be named, and neither will be given much focus. (Though one will rank a nasty off-screen death that will be mentioned years later.)

Now, part of this is there's a sense that DbD at this stage is as much the strip Muir thinks he should be writing at this point in time as it is the strip he wants to write, and these values are going to jostle each other quite a bit in these early years. But there's a fundamental shoddiness that Muir is never going to outgrow. 

Friday, April 10, 2026

Muir Reiterates He Still Believes In Big Orange Brother. Trust Him, Bro.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jesse James Rides Again.

It says something that Muir's statement of faith is something that Trump is definitely lying about.

Thursday, April 9, 2026

Muir Insists Up Is Now Down, And Always Has Been.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Son of Zorro.

Interesting bit. Even though I commented on how Muir was quietly reiterating that he is true-true for now last time, I have to note that Jo/Trump's list of "accomplishments" aren't quite the same this time. I suspect most of this is the developing situation--Muir is as eager to declare victory as Trump, but much less able to--and some is Muir's developing oddities.

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Watching Muir Decide Just What Brand Of Crazy He Is.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Crimson Ghost.

Through an incredible coincidence, I actually know the online conspiracy theory Muir's referencing, the infamous "Short Trump" theory, and it suggests he's breaking with the likes of Teddy Beale for a little while at least. But as he is still swimming in the waters of other crazy conspiracy theories and shouting that up is down and defeat is victory, who knows how long before he changes his mind on that.

Again, if there's one thing Muir's proven while insisting just the opposite, it's that he's one pliable, gullible man.

POSTSCRIPT--What I assume was tomorrow's strip originally went online at the same time in what was a very confusing manner. The malfunctions keep piling up.

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

All America Needs Is A Magitech-Creating Whiz Kid!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daughter of Don Q.

I swear, this is like how in Atlas Shrugged, Galt's Gulch works because somehow, they've invented stuff that breaks Newton's First Law.

Monday, April 6, 2026

Muir Listens To The Sage-Like Discourse Of Whiskey Pete.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Forest Rangers.

There's something grotesque about watching Muir recast Kegsbreath as his idea of a sophisticated military thinker, especially as that idea isn't actually that, but a bad parody of it, spouting ideas Muir's gotten second or third hand while failing to understand.

That  it includes Muir's typical "Inferior Blue States! They are not true Murican!" drivel just makes it worse.

Sunday, April 5, 2026

His Imaginary Self Talking To His Imaginary Version Of The President Will Ease His Mind About What's Real.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Phantom Rider.

Man, at the bottom of it all, this is just sad.

I mean, there's a lot of clutter here. We see Muir celebrating the Trump Administration's elevation of crudity and sexism, him talking about how look how him attacking Federal agencies and alliances is good, great, so amazing. Because he's locked himself in a hermetic bubble and thinks this drivel is patriotism. But the doubts are still there, and have if anything grown worse. Note that they've spread from Sam, who remember as his feminized Id is supposed to be saying things that his toxic masculinity sees as too emotional, to Zed, his idealized self, the version who is supposed to be him as he wishes was. He's supposed to feel that it's worth staying the course.

And so we get this strip of Zed talking about how he needs reality to see through the fake things online.

Ignoring that he and this strip are... fake things online.

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Going To A High Society Soiree With The President, As One Does.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Purple Monster Strikes.

Ahh, Muir's cast is going to have a chat with the imaginary version of Trump they're sort of friends with. I expect an epic attempt at squaring the circle.

Muir's simultaneous hatred of and longing to belong to the upper class explains so much of his character. Especially when you add in that his political stance, with its lack of any belief in economic justice, leaves him muttering how he knows that obviously, he doesn't resent their wealth, oh no, that's totally okay.

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 2: The Divisions Within The Divisions

I'll start with noting that this wasn't the originally planned Part 2 of this series, but that I realized that I had another thing to define before getting into the nitty gritty. So, we've got this one, about the subdivisions of the divisions I've made.

Eras are big overarching stretches of the strip marked by common creative threads. (Even if, in the case of the Transition Era, those threads consist of 'being stuck between two clearly delineated eras' and 'watching Muir struggle to figure out what he wanted to do with the strip'.) But within the eras, there are similar divisions, story threads taken up then abandoned, style choices that come and go, obsessions and oddities that appear, then disappear. Taking a hint from geologists, these will be called periods.

Now, I expect that the future Eras are going to be quite involved, but the Mystery Business(tm) Era is a simpler beast--it divides cleanly into the Early Mystery Business(tm) Period, 2002 to 2004, and the Late Mystery Business(tm) Period, 2005 to 2007. The Early Period is both formative, and also, clearly something Muir is doing as a hobby. Both 2003 and 2004 see him take lengthy hiatuses, and even in 2002, where the strip is active for only two months, he still manages to miss a day.

The Late Period, however, marks the brief apogee of Muir's mainstream involvement. From 2005 to late in 2007, Day by Day was actually syndicated in a handful of newspapers. This saw Muir attempting a more rigorous, professional attempt to produce strips on time, and also saw some developments in the characters and politics of the strip, which will be gone into later. This syndication ended abruptly--likely of self-inflicted wounds on Muir's part--and so by the end of the Late Period, Muir was transitioning the strip back to online only.

And this brings up something connected to all this that has to be mentioned--the Mystery Business(tm) Era is the shortest by a significant margin. The only one that is presently shorter is the Gunpowder Era, and that is presently ongoing, and should outstep it during the course of this year. The Compound and Transition Eras outpace it by a year and multiple months, and even that undersells its brevity, because again, there are significant hiatuses in the Early Period comics. The foundational era of Day by Day has the least strips. I suspect there's something to this, and yes, I will go into it in the near future.

Friday, April 3, 2026

Right, Forget What We Said Earlier, This Is The Actual Brilliant Plan.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Federal Operator 99.

The Gnostic reality shifts and Muir insists this shows how clever he is, as he sneers at alliances, sneers at Congress, and imagines that this boondoggle is somehow going to be a cost-saving measure.

This is simultaneously creepy and sad.

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Setting Up An Obvious Filthy Pun.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Zorro's Black Whip.

It says something that it's quite obvious that the only reason that he even used the word 'taint' was...

Well, to set up the labored "punchline".

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Monday, March 30, 2026

Soon, They'll Add The Reverse Vampires To The Evil Conspiracy Of Evil.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Tiger Woman.

As we stare at this pile of gibberish masquerading as an explanation, I have to note that this has the sort of desperate feel of those 2007-08 strips where Muir would reaffirm that he still trusted Dubya, yep, yep. Just with an extra layer of cray-cray on top.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

"Of Course, Of Course! Now It All Makes Sense! It Was The Archon Sabaoth From The Domain Of Mars!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Captain America.

...

It says something that even when Muir entertains a delusional Gnostic-style reality behind reality that turns strategic idiocy into some greater plan, doubts about Trump creep in. The simple fact is, once you start suspecting you've been had, it's hard to stop suspecting that.

No matter how many crazy theories about the UK you start entertaining.

Saturday, March 28, 2026

The Worm Turns.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Masked Marvel.

...

As I have noted, there is no idol Muir and his ilk won't discard if it becomes inconvenient.

The Mystery Business(TM) Era; Part 1, Defining Things.

 I suggested I might write more on the eras of this comic strip, and damn it, I shall do so, hopefully one little article every Saturday. However, I've decided to expand the project some, and go into detail on each era, partially, because, well, there's a lot to write about, and partially to give myself time to review them.

So, let's start with the definition... what exactly is the Mystery Business(tm) Era?

The Mystery Business(tm) Era is the period from the strip's beginning in November of 2002, and ending in 2007, where the four members of the central cast all worked at the same unspecified business. While the cast's jobs were all laid out, what exactly this firm did never was, a long-standing tradition in the sort of workplace comedy that early DbD aspired to be.

Or more precisely insisted it aspired to be. The workplace comedy elements in Mystery Business(tm) Era DbD were always quite weak, and frequently Mystery Business(tm) seemed like little more than a place that the cast talked about politics in, and occasionally were shown working. Further, Muir never really expanded the cast that much during this period, making the setting seem exceedingly thin. It very much contrasts with the Byzantine weirdness of later eras. Though not necessarily in a good way--indeed, I'd argue that early DbD was very much a bad strip, just a different sort of bad strip than the present version. It was both yet another bad Right Wing Attempt at Their Own Doonesbury, and Half-Assed Dilbert Ripoff. And it was the closest Muir would ever get to mainstream success.

All of which makes it stand out, among the Robot Craziness of later years.

Friday, March 27, 2026

Tonight's Episode, "The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish"...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Secret Service in Darkest Africa.

...It's hard not to feel Muir wrote this strip largely because he's had a growing desire to draw a pregnant robot lady. 

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Muir Desperately Grapples With Things Being Ungood When He Thought They'd Be Good-Good.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daredevils of the West.

While I'm certain Muir's leaving room to assert that he still believes in Il Puce, really, it's hard not to see this as fairly stark demonstration of his present alienation. He saw Trump 2.0 as a victory, and he's gotten this muddle. Partially because he trusts the worst people, and partially because he's a whiny little fascist who wants the worst things, many of which they couldn't give him if they were actually... well, competent.

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

The Robot Jokes Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because G-Men vs The Black Dragon.

The extent to which Muir thinks of jokes as just mentioning things he liked when he was younger or something the kids are saying now really gets to you sometimes. 

Like a sledgehammer, repeatedly striking your head.

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Muir Is Astonished To Have A Leopard Eating His Face, Specifically.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Mounties.

Won't lie, there's something deeply amusing in watching Muir's constant flipflops on AI, one of the few subjects where he's decided the suits aren't on his side. Especially as it winds up being a good illustration of what a self-centered bastard he can be, as he'll probably be gloating about it crushing those wage slaves again in no time at all.

Monday, March 23, 2026

I Suppose Everyone Needs A Hobby...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Perils of Nyoka.

Some people cook to calm an unsteady mind. Others play chess, or listen to calming music. Muir contemplates robot sex.

And also, draws his super creepy but very bad pinup art.

Saturday, March 21, 2026

A Break From The Muslim-Bashing For The All-Important Bad Nudity.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dick Tracy vs. Crime Inc.

Sometimes, the grubbiness of this fictional universe really hits you.

"Again, All Totally True! It Has To Be! I Want To Believe It!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Texas Rangers.

As we get the usual batshit conspiracies, and being told that the redneck superman is our superior, I feel obligated to note that we haven't seen Muir go this heavy into his evil Muslims in a while. I guess this war is stirring something in him.

"This Is All Totally True! Internet Randos Would Never Lie To Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jungle Girl.

Muir has apparently finally worked out that he can publish a cartoon later, and have it show up on the day he would have liked to have it been published originally. I guess crisis can give birth to creativity.

Which is about the only creative thing in this strip, which is the standard Muir awfulness, racism and pushing conspiracy theories.

Friday, March 20, 2026

The Eras of DbD.

 So, seeing as we're still down, I'm going to explain how I sort the strip's eras these days.

From those few months of 2002 it ran until the very end of 2007 was the Mystery Business(tm) Era, where the strip functioned largely as workplace comedy with increasingly heavier doses of politics.

From 2008 until late August in 2014 we see the Transition Era, a strange nebulous time where Muir tried to deal with dropping the workplace format, and also with the idea that Democrats can win. He did not do well at either.

Then, in 2014, Zed moves his family to his father's ranch, and the Compound Era starts. Things get very weird over the tail end of Obama's presidency and Trump's entire first term.

Now, the border between the Compound Era and what I see as the Gunpowder Eras can be tough to discern, since the Compound very much remains a thing in that second era. But around 2021, Zed's family start getting neighbors and interacting with the area around them. And by interact, I mean 'dominate'. And things continue to be odd.

So that's my scheme for the strip's eras. And if this silence continues, I'll go into them a bit deeper in the near future.

Thursday, March 19, 2026

Nothing But Static.

 Muir has announced how the strip might pause for a few days as he deals with difficulties, which seems as good an excuse as any to talk about what appears to be a growing number of technical problems on his end. We've seen breakdowns, weird postings, and the Yearly Begging Bowl coming out with more mishaps every year.

Won't lie, sometimes I worry that I'll finally finish the epic work of taking care of all this blog's links to strips, only to watch the entire DbD archive vanish into the digital ether. Which usually makes me go outside and touch grass, so to speak.

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

"The Straits Can Wait! We Need To Bomb Our Own Soil For Daring To Broadcast The Different Opinions I'm Sure Are Unpopular!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Adventures of Captain Marvel.

This would have always been a repulsive strip, Muir building on whining about how unfair this all is, man, to go up to indulging in pathetic fantasies of using violence to silence voices he doesn't like. All while making bizarre and facetious arguments that awaken my inner Angry Goose. ('Why did the US need to end slavery, Muir? How exactly did they do it? And why have you consistently shown nostalgia for the rebel slavers they fought to do it?')

But then you add in that he's doing this in the middle of this illegal war, and all this other stuff, and it just looks worse. This is Muir's version of an escape for what's happening. This.

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Why Can't People Admit How Put Upon Whites Are?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mysterious Doctor Satan.

Muir's essential politics. Whiny, thin-skinned idiotic bigotry that asserts nonsense in a desperate attempt to paint any effort to acknowledge the nation's past as some sort of evil plot, all while imagining this pathetic, witless display is both clever and patriotism.

Monday, March 16, 2026

"Ah, That Thrilling Moment When I Said, 'Hi, Zed, From Design'. Maybe. Is That Still Canon?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Royal Mounted.

I do appreciate the occasional reminder that despite purporting to be the same characters who started out in 2002, we're actually dealing with some alternate universe version of them with similar but not identical backgrounds, where events happened differently than we saw, and may have had a different emphasis on things.

I don't think Muir realizes that, mind you, but that only adds to the unintentional comedy.

Sunday, March 15, 2026

I Repeat, The Shoutout To Fans Are Getting WEIRD...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Adventures of Red Ryder.

...Won't lie, there's something quietly disconcerting in how Zed insists SARCOM is a 'militia', instead of using the term 'state guard'. It's technically correct, but that word has picked up some baggage, and Muir's the sort who sees that baggage as medals of honor.

Saturday, March 14, 2026

Muir Feigns Being Thoughtful.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Drums of Fu Manchu.

As Muir tries to shrug his way out of his present mental difficulties, I feel obliged to chime in with this... no, she's not real, Muir. Your pretend wife doesn't actually exist. And neither does the version of you that's a badass ex Special Forces guy that all the ladies want.

Friday, March 13, 2026

Muir Insists The Present Reminds Of Something From The Past He Doesn't Understand.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Zorro's Fighting Legion.

It's always tiresome when Muir launches yet another pseudointellectual explanation of history and strategy, as it's invariably a demonstration that he knows next to nothing about either of those things, and is frequently transparently cribbing from someone else who knows only a little more.

But this time, we have the added wrinkle of Muir trying to make a silk purse out of the pig's ear of Trump's chaos, and we can see the flaw he and his idol share. Muir applauds Trump for ambitions... that are a lessening of the US's power. Because of course, he cannot see power based on mutually beneficial alliances as real. Like most fascists, he mistakes violence and cruelty for power. Thus, like Trump, he stares at the fading regional hegemony of Putin's Russia, and because of its naked thuggery, assumes this is the real deal, and like, an extra-stupid version of Buck Turgidson, says "Man, I wish we had one of those!"

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Is There A Space Warp In Their Car That Makes The Front Seat Do... That?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dick Tracy's G-Men.

As the interminable car drive continues, Zed goes all in on painting a series of ill-advised moves as foreign policy triumphs, doubtless based on dim-witted spin pieces from the Wingnut Welfare Circuit. Muir can by this because he really does think that bullying and cruelty are signs of power and thus will buy anything telling him what he wants to believe.

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

"But Let Us Hypothetically Suppose, Wife, That My Right Wing Crackpottery Is Correct, And Your Right Wing Crackpottery Isn't."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Daredevils of the Red Circle.

This is interesting. I think this is the first genuine political discussion in DbD. Prior to this, such discussions were always illusory, the Straw Liberal/Left Wing punching bag giving what were supposed to be cartoonishly weak arguments to be swatted aside, or on rare occasions, an otherwise right-thinking individual letting sentiment cloud their judgement.

Now, these often didn't work the way Muir intended (at least, not to anyone outside the bubble), because Muir possesses very warped perspectives on matters, and is a sloppy debater and writer to boot. Frequently, what he'd imagine would be a weak argument was a good one phrased badly, and what he thought was common sense was horrifying bigoted sociopathy. But it was still obvious that this was supposed to be a sham argument, that in Muir's head, it was all as scripted as a pro-wrestling match.

This is different. Muir seems to be genuinely unsure of where he stands on this, and so has given different stances to Sam and Zed, the first time in a while they've acted as genuine characters. Hell, as opposed to previous occasions of Sam suddenly showing shock at some comment from Zed, the arguments actually follow based on past character traits. On those prior times, it was obvious Muir was just working on the old standby of the female character clearly being the more sentimental one, and so Sam objected to something she'd been fine about previously and would go back to being fine about afterwards. Here, this is honestly organic. It's the first time Muir's shown actual growth as an artist in... well, ever.

Which it makes quietly hilarious that the two viewpoints they're hashing out Sam's rehashed Nazi bullshit, and Zed's desperate looking for esoteric victory in this mess of administration. The essential awful always shines through in this strip.

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Astonishing How Every Savior Of The Cause Turns Out To Be A Dirty Traitor, Eh?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Lone Ranger Rides Again.

And Muir once again indulges in this bathetic whining, insisting that the only reason electing an incompetent, clownishly corrupt narcissist hasn't worked out is some evil conspiracy, and insisting that his people don't really control things, and also, all his opponents are pedophiles.

All of which is a bit much in the present circumstances.

Monday, March 9, 2026

An Awkward Attempt At A Segue.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hawk of the Wilderness.

It's hard not to think that at least part of this weird, quasi-pivot is that Muir's feeling a little hot under the collar from Peanut Gallery pushback for going full Nazi.

Sunday, March 8, 2026

"You're All Right For A Race Traitor, Pete."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dick Tracy Returns.

...

The fascinating thing is that Muir spouts this Nazi bullshit while not realizing it is Nazi bullshit.

Saturday, March 7, 2026

The Sexism Is There To Sell The Isolationism.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Fighting Devil Dogs.

This kind of fascinating, a stopped clock moment where we have to acknowledge the stopped clock is a Nazi. Muir have taken his time coming to the Nazi Isolationist stance, but damn it, he's come to it, and he will not give it up lightly. One senses, in all his criticism, a desire to like Trump and Whiskey Pete, but simply put, these recent actions push too many of his newly acquired buttons.

Friday, March 6, 2026

Called It.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Lone Ranger.

As Muir demonstrates that yes, his opposition to this needless war is based on the worst rationalization possible, I'd like to note that apparently he has only one shirtless drawing of Whiskey Pete.

The Clutch Cargo comparisons keep coming.

Thursday, March 5, 2026

Zed Bids The Secretary To Ogle His Wife.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Zorro Rides Again.

I'm suddenly flashing back to the days of Muir's mancrush on Cruz, when we got Muir's... *ahem* highly fanciful version of the man.

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Only An Hour? Does He Know Who He's Dealing With?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Painted Stallion.

As I nodded at yesterday, there's something so pathetic in Muir's insistence in treating his cast as these redneck Secret Master movers-and-shakers.

Monday, March 2, 2026

Ah, Yes, Because The Racist Compound Is One Of The Most Important Places In The World...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dick Tracy.

It's interesting. Once, Muir would have celebrated this without hesitation. You can see it in his clear desire to paint Kegsbreath as a macho man, the kind of guy who should be running the manly fighting stuff in Muir's warped, toxic masculinity tinged view. (Because, no, despite what Captain Mitty says, scaring random people isn't the Secretary of Defense's job.) But this is an area where his politics overall getting worse produces the illusion of him getting more thoughtful. So, prepare for him to worry about the manipulations of (((Israel))).

Sunday, March 1, 2026

Muir Knows True Patriotism Is Gun-Humping And Wanting The Troops To Be Fascist Thugs.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Robinson Crusoe of Clipper Island.

The classic example of Muir casually demonstrating what a repugnant little fascist thug he is at heart, while imagining that he's somehow proving that he's the plain-talking man of the people. As usual, he not only demonstrates that his supposed patriotism is a fucking lie, but he doesn't understand the real McCoy, and wants the cheap counterfeit he's put up to be taken for it. 

In the end, he's just fascist scum. Sometimes, he really rubs your face in it.

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Clearly The Only Thing Holding These Fools Back Is A Treacherous Lack Of Will!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Vigilantes Are Coming.

Sometimes, Muir imagines worlds where his losses are really victories. And sometimes, he does this, imagines worlds where his causes are incredibly popular and self-evidently right, held back only by the treachery of the weak establishment. (To make it clear, while a few portions of the SAVE Act are broadly popular, largely because many people don't know they aren't necessary and don't understand how disenfranchising they'd be, it's not enjoying some immense groundswell of support.)

Friday, February 27, 2026

A Reminder That Communism Is Everything They Don't Like.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Undersea Kingdom.

It says something that Muir is bringing up the inept, formless mess that was the John Blood plot once again, likely out of a vague need of something to do.

Thursday, February 26, 2026

The Sitcom From Hell Goes... Places.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Darkest Africa.

Again, this is trying to be a slice of life, but these days, the Nazi bullshit slips in, because of course it does.

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Back Once Again, It's The Sitcom From Hell! *Applause*

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Fighting Marines.

It says something that even a fairly innocuous, hackneyed effort at a cliched 'Guy can't talk to the girl he's crushing on' strip sees some of the fascist argle-bargle that Muir's been stewing in seep through.

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Well, That Was Information We Did Not Need.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Adventures of Rex and Rinty.

It's funny how the Robot Sex Issues have developed issues on top of issues. A horrible sort of funny, mind you.

Monday, February 23, 2026

The Imaginary Black Guy Is Happy He Can Be Racist In Texas.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Miracle Rider.

There is something grim and joyless in how Muir tries to use shit like this to  make himself out the fun guy, when he actually comes across as the bitter, brittle racist whinging about he can't use slurs anymore and that sucks.

Sunday, February 22, 2026

Javier Has A Very Strange Idea Of What The Word 'Translate' Means.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Phantom Empire.

Another desperate flailing effort by Muir to avoid the fact that the administration he painted as the broom that would wipe things clean is in fact pure corruption. As usual, whenever Muir has something close to an argument--there exist truly dire people who have contributed to the Democrats--he overeggs the pudding by throwing in actual slander--the 'Schiff was an active participant in Buck's gay murder spree' is, well, a Very Online conspiracy theory boosted by the worst people. But again, Muir is pliable and gullible while imagining himself a clear-sighted, iron-willed man.

Saturday, February 21, 2026

He Has To Make Sure The Robot Sex Is Biblically Permissable.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mystery Mountain.

The other side of Muir checking out... him doing lots of strips about... this stuff.

Again, I'm just so in the weeds on the robot sex. It's weird, but not fun weird, especially as Muir's hypocritical pose of moral censoriousness always pokes its metaphorical head in.

Friday, February 20, 2026

Ahh, Yes, The Land Of Virtue That Is Putinist Russia.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Law of the Wild.

Once again, the extent to which he has just given up at this point is remarkable. He's retreated to the cheap comfort of squatting in the corner and shouting that everyone but him sucks.

Thursday, February 19, 2026

Well, He's Certainly Dealing With Issues. Of A Sort.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Burn 'Em Up Barnes.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again--the extent to which Muir has checked out is breathtaking. We get strip after strip of him just whining about how powerless he is, in a Republican trifecta, because nothing is working, and so he has to go extra-heavy on the conspiracy to keep the reality that everything he wants is shit from breaking through.  

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

As Young Men Do...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Lost Jungle.

Sometimes, Muir underlines that he's a crabby, creepy old man trying, in a very half-ass manner, to write characters who are supposed to be young.

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Remember, The Democrats Can Only Win By Cheating, And Only Do Bad Things.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Mystery Squadron.

Of course, Muir is going off of bullshit Rightosphere accounts meant to tell nitwits like him that all their prejudices are correct, and all the apparent defeats are just esoteric victories that the uninitiated do not see. But what lurks behind this is that dim awareness that the administration he was praising is failing and unpopular, that the things he thought would be powerful and successful are weak and ineffectual. On top of which, Muir's pose of a rugged patriot is a bad counterfeit, and he's actually a lazy, entitled, bigoted schmuck who resents the country for not being the racist dictatorship he wants, and for demanding anything of him at all. In Muir's head, he ideally is owed everything while owing nothing. And so we get these pathetic little strawmen opponents where when you scrape off the idiotic exaggeration, there's this bitter offense at a government doing anything but be Muir's brand of racist awful.

Monday, February 16, 2026

The Eternal Assertions That Cities Are Awful, And Run By Bizarro-Logic Leftist Tyrants.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Wolf Dog.

I've noted it multiple times, but Muir's straw leftists get more bizarre and pathetic every year. Partially this is because his own politics have gotten so wretched that he needs ever more ridiculous opponents to make what he wants look good. But another part is the further Muir travels into fascism, the less and less capable he becomes of envisioning good government. Gunpowder is a nakedly criminal tyranny where the power of the state seems to exist only to persecute those the Compound dislikes, and where things are accomplished by fiat. His only way of imagining bad government now is 'the opposite of what I want', and that gets the ridiculous thing he throws out here, a government that is simultaneously tyrannical, and yet also can't do anything, somehow.

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Muir Is Very Easily Impressed By The Peanut Gallery.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Fighting with Kit Carson.

Aside from a confirmation that Muir's audience as as full of Mittyish tendencies as himself, two things are interesting. Firstly, how little Muir's cared about the Maduro operation, which still barely warrants a mention. Secondly, the way that Zed has been notably inactive throughout the second Trump presidency. You'd think Muir would go for the obvious route of having him called into duty to serve ICE, but, no, no, he's needed at home to... do things.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

She's Demoralized Because She's Been Raised To See Good As Evil, And To Want Terrible Things.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Three Musketeers.

Eva's problem of course is that she's typical of the hivemind--deluded, stupid, bigoted, weak whiny, with the underpinning that she views all these manifest flaws as signs of how clever she is. This is a growing issue for the cast, I'd argue--they spend ever larger amounts of time blubbering about how unfair everything is while simultaneously insisting that they are as tough as nails. A part of me can't help but think that even Muir is starting to have problems writing around his present state of ideological cringing when joined with the ever-present bluster.

Friday, February 13, 2026

He's Certain Nazism Is Cool With All The Kids!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Whispering Shadow.

The American Right. Proudly spewing the bullshit of the people the US helped thump but good, because patriotism.

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Saying Nazi Things, Nazishly.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Devil Horse.

I see we've found the one thing that will get Skye to behave like a proper straw liberal again. Blatant Nazi rhetoric. Which gets Muir to get all whiny about why don't anybody respect white people anymore.

Delightful.

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Jackie Gleason Sarcastically Saying "Har De Har Har."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Hurricane Express.

There is something so wearisome in this pretense of wit, in Muir trying to pretend he isn't saying what he's saying, and imagining he's getting away with it.

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

And We All Thought She Was Named After Eva PERON!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Last of the Mohicans.

Won't lie, I thought something like this was coming up, but only after Muir would first explain how we mustn't be hasty...

But no, next step is Muir shouting Nazi filth so he can chide those member of the Peanut Gallery who object for being sheeple when they object, because, no, no, he's not being a Nazi, honest, the jackboots and the armband are just for emphasis.

Monday, February 9, 2026

What Could It All Mean?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Shadow of the Eagle.

While this all could be Muir starting out one of his patented about-faces, I think Skye is about to tell her daughter that it's too early to tell, can't separate the wheat from the chaff yet, etc.

I just don't think he's ready to move on yet.

Sunday, February 8, 2026

Pay Muir, And He'll Draw You Pretending To Party With His Cast.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Lightning Warrior.

There's something so, so very sad about the late period shout-outs to fans.

While not being sympathetic, mind you. It all just makes me loathe everyone involved even more.

Saturday, February 7, 2026

"And The Most Devious Part Of The Conspiracy Is That People Keep Telling Us Just Asserting Things Doesn't Make Them Real!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Galloping Ghost.

We are deep in 'none of this makes sense' territory here, especially as Muir is once again screaming about how poor and persecuted his side is... while they control the government. But damn it, Trump hasn't pulled the insta-win switch, so clearly, there's work to be done before they really control things.

Friday, February 6, 2026

She Will Be Safe From The Schweinhund!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Vanishing Legion.

He says this as accounts of just what vicious thugs the regime's goon squad is circulate. But you, see Muir is offended, because the inferiors weren't supposed to fight back.

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Somehow, The Magitech Is Only Getting Lamer.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Wild.

The reminder that Muir watches things like Star Trek without comprehending them is looking quite pointed now.

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

It's So Unfair That She Might Face Persecution For Being A Fascist Mouthpiece.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Phantom of the West.

We've seen it time after time. The moment Muir's side is facing push back, he starts shouting conspiracy theories and claiming everyone against him is actually a subversive.

Because he's whiny, and once again, he and his project everything, including their own projection.

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

If He Wants It To Be True, It Must Be True. QED.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Lone Defender.

And once again, Muir jumps at the latest ridiculous conspiracy theory and treats it as gospel, all so he can whine how powerless the Right is.

When they have the government.

Monday, February 2, 2026

Youdacrooks, Wedagoodies, Youdacrooks, Wedagoodies...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The King of the Kongo.

It's just extra-amusing that this blatant bullshit where Muir tries to insist that the crook was the hero and the hero was the crook happens shortly after a Texas State Senate seat deep in Trump country flips.

Keep yelling Muir. It will make you feel better.

Sunday, February 1, 2026

I'm Just Going To Sit Here Stunned For A Moment.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Fatal Warning.

...It's the projection that gets you, Muir imagining he's just being a witty guy telling it like it is when he's being... well, this.

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Overhunting Coupled With Cyclic Population Patterns. Oh, Wait, That Wasn't Supposed To Be Answered.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Vultures of the Sea.

I even have the misfortune to know just what he's referencing here, and this strip still leaves me somewhat puzzled.

Well, except for the eternal tendency of Muir's in-universe media endeavors to work through this strange sort of cargo cult fashion, Muir having the cast just do a rough version of media things, and somehow, it works until Muir gets bored with it.

Friday, January 30, 2026

Muir Cries 'Wah, Dey Picking On Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Vanishing West.

It says something that he thinks this pathetic whining uttered by imaginary women who are his equally pathetic wish fulfillment is a fine display of what a real man does.

Thursday, January 29, 2026

He Just Knows He's A Big, Strong, Manly Man, Man!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Golden Stallion.

In many ways, this is just classic Muir, burbling about the subversives, who are a dangerous disease who his sort are there to fix and no, the fact that every time they hold power we wind up worse than we were before doesn't mean anything, nope, nope, nope.

But this also draws attention to the extent that Muir genders politics, making running the state an explicitly male function--and makes it clear that he sees that function as largely consisting of beating the shit out of those he disagrees with. It's one of the calling cards of fascism, toxic masculinity as policy.

And it's a big reason why they generally lose. 

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

"Wuh-We's Gots Da Suh-Siwent Muhjority!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Isle of Sunken Gold.

Muir declaring that of course they've got America with them, and if they just keep at it, the inferior schweinhund will knuckle under and get purged becomes bleakly amusing as we watch much of America decide they're sick of this shit.

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

The Persistent Goose Asks Muir 'Why Do You Insist There Needed To Be Armed Fascist Goons On The Streets, Asshole?'

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Heroes of the Wild.

And as we are deep into 'Muir, after insisting that normal government is fascist tyranny, insists that fascist tyranny is normal government the moment the tables are turned', let's take a good long look at this absolutely wretched showing. It underlines one of Muir's biggest problems--he's a man who, lacking the virtues he professes, has to throw up twisted counterfeits in their place, and in moments like this, it shines through. This is a cowardly bully declaring that cowardice and bullying are the true displays of courage. A conniving thug mumbling that people have to be conspiring against him, as otherwise his conniving thuggery would work. A vicious man who hates the nation screaming that real patriot is being a vicious person who hates the nation, and is actively hurting anyone not like them.

And the best fucking part is this strip has aged like milk. Didn't get the memo that they were abandoning ICE, BP, and Bovino on this, ehh, Muir?

Monday, January 26, 2026

The Cringing Whine Trying To Mask Itself As A Triumphant Cry.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Silent Flyer.

Not only is this even more of a rushed job than the last one, it's blatantly pathetic to anyone not in the bubble. Muir's stuck on this shit, with no off-ramp, and he's desperately trying to convince himself this is a winning move.

Sunday, January 25, 2026

Well, That Certainly Was A Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Philo Vance's Secret Mission.

I assume he was in a hurry, because I can't otherwise explain why he made a strip that was not only a good 9-10ths reused assets, but included some choices like 'Stock Shouting Black Guy' that made no sense at all.

Saturday, January 24, 2026

Does He Think The National Debt Is Resting In An Account Somewhere?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Philo Vance's Gamble.

I won't lie, as bad as the strip is, it's a bit of a relief seeing Muir finally noticing the national debt during a Republican administration, instead of just pretending it doesn't matter. Of course, that noticing is couched in paranoia, delusion, and a complete misunderstanding of government spending, finance and economic realities. But it all suggests that Muir's rapidly shifting into just abandoning caring about actual politics because 'conspiracy', and that cheers me.

Friday, January 23, 2026

Thursday, January 22, 2026

Muir Continues To Demonstrate He Doesn't Get Women.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Calling Philo Vance.

Won't lie, there's always a good chance when Muir goes into one of these weird rants that he hits a new vein of awful, and yep, this is one of those times.

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Weep For The Imaginary Widow!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Trans-Atlantic Murder Mystery.

Aside from Muir's classic 'The imaginary thing that I wrote up demonstrates how right I am', it's that last bit about how they need to do this "electorally" that gets me. Not only is it meaningless gobbledygook, it comes on months--hell, years--of Muir dreaming about brutally purging the country of people who disagree with him. But this is another classic aspect of Muir--he'll get mealy-mouthed in his fascism at odd moments, and try to pretend that he didn't say what he said, or that it has some kind of special meaning that doesn't make it what it is.

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Getting Upset About Fascist Tyranny Means You're An Over Emotional LADY!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Crane Poison Case.

Muir's constant insistence that his bigoted, cowardly nonsense is backed by "reason" is a pretty good example of his using definitions for words that don't match their actual definitions.

Monday, January 19, 2026

Spot The Tautology!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Campus Mystery.

It is of course dreadfully easy to declare your group the only real Americans when you make membership in the group the only way to be a real American. Muir can always attempt to live in his fantasy where the unpopular idiocy he supports isn't unpopular and isn't idiocy, but it keeps running into the simple problem of not being real.

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Getting Mawkish About The Worst People.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Sideshow Mystery.

The finest epitaph I have read regarding Scott Adams, the second worst man to ever appear on beloved 90s cult sitcom Newsradio, ran that by dying at the age of  68, he had followed a lifelong tradition of almost but not quite being funny. Savage, but exactly what he deserved. 

As we watch Muir memorialize the man with exactly the sort of awful politics Adams had dabbled in by the end, a part of me suspects that this is Muir--who remember is about the same age as Adams was--feeling his own mortality. Something he feels obligated to lead into with more of his nativist swill.

Saturday, January 17, 2026

Yup, Nearly Killed Someone!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murder in the Pullman.

It's easy to convince yourself you're brave when you decide that cowardly bullying is a sign of courage.

Also, I'm baffled by the focus on Sam's oil-stained hand in the last panel. At least, I think it's oil-stained. A baffling artistic choice all around, but then, what do you expect from Muir?

POSTSCRIPT--On closer review of the word panels, I think that's Mari's oil-stained hands, which not only underlines his terrible blocking but remains an absolutely baffling artistic choice. And realize it took multiple attempts for me to figure out what he was trying to represent here.

Friday, January 16, 2026

He Knows This Is True Because He Wants It To Be True!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Cole Murder Case. 

There's something almost awe-inspiring in the number of times Muir has declared the conspiracy theory of the day proven, and then just moved on when, no, it wasn't, actually, in fact it was bullshit.

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Amazing How They Can Always Find A Way To Be Racist In Addition To Being Awful.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Skull Murder Mystery.

This little quasi-plotline is really dragging out and we are quickly hitting 'bears with power tools' territory in my book.

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Let The Bad 1980s Sitcom Humor Flow!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Studio Murder Mystery.

The manner in which Muir has veered off complaining about the phantom Somali fraudsters to this makes me wonder if he's being audited or something. Not that he needs much excuse to start insisting that the state is getting up in his bidness, man--it just seems like something brought this on.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Merging Bad Politics With The Sitcom From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Symphony Murder Mystery.

Mia, who has been in the US for years now, still acts like a bad 1980s sitcom foreigner who is baffled by our mysterious Yankee ways.

Monday, January 12, 2026

Always Be Gullible And Resentful!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Week-End Mystery.

It says something that when the twins aren't talking like a pair of 30s comics moppets, they're talking like a couple of bitter racist old hicks.

Sunday, January 11, 2026

When The Manosphere Tries To Do History...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Wall Street Mystery.

What I'm getting is that Zed has terrible reading comprehension, and also is terminally online. Wonder if he's about to start plugging terrible dietary supplements.

Saturday, January 10, 2026

"Our Victims Are Invariably The Worst People Who Deserve It!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Clyde Mystery.

As usual, in response to tragedy and the crimes of his side, Muir demonstrates his gullibility, and his deep, deep awfulness.

Jesus fuck, is this a wretched husk of a human being.

Friday, January 9, 2026

A Pepe Reference? In 2025?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Winter Murder Case.

How happy is Muir with things? So happy he's proposing 'not voting' as the answer.

No doubt Phase 3 of this brilliant plan is "PROFIT!", right after Phase 2 "???".

Thursday, January 8, 2026

Soon, It Would Soon Happen. And It Would Be Soon.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Gracie Allen Murder Case.

Ahh, time for yet another thing that will be about to inevitably occur, and then suddenly, the cast will be pretending that, what, no, they never thought that would happen.

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

Clearly Naked Tyranny Is The Answer To Everything.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Kidnap Murder Case.

Muir is saying this in a situation where the Republicans hold both branches of Congress. Because even their present disgraceful obsequiousness isn't enough, and the fact that they could lose in the near future has to be some sort of plot. Because Muir knows if the things he supports don't work, it's because of treachery, and if his side loses the election, the other side cheated. Or shouldn't have been allowed to vote in the first place.

Tuesday, January 6, 2026

Thank Goodness They Have Internet Randos To Tell Them How Things Work!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Garden Murder Case.

As we stare at Muir once again declaring that a dictatorship would be great, just great actually so long as it's his racist sort in charge, let's acknowledge that we've gotten something new with this one. An actual address to where he's getting this crazy 'That's not how it works' bullshit.

I checked it out and trust me, it's as batshit as you might imagine. Maybe even moreso. 

Look, this guy is selling his own bizarre fundie novels on this substack. We are in 'the interwebs delivering the gibbering of crazy people straight to your brainpan' territory.

Monday, January 5, 2026

They Are So Put Upon.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Casino Murder Case.

Ahh, racist whining about taxes. Behold the awesome patriotism of a man who feels he's owed everything and owes nothing, and how dare you call him on his bullshit!

Sunday, January 4, 2026

Why, When You Put It Like That, It Makes Total Sense!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Dragon Murder Case.

You know, I'm genuinely torn as to what's the most fascinating part of all this wall of crazyfail, that Muir doesn't realize he's swapped out how the Evil Conspiracy of Evil works yet again, that Russia's back to being a bad guy, or that at the bottom lies Muir's eternal conviction that the things he wants just CAN'T be unpopular, that the Democrats can't just win elections, that it has to be an evil plot that gets them back into power and makes things he supports fail. (And when he himself finally acknowledges something he supported failed, this does not lead to any general reevaluation of his beliefs.)  This is a man who feels powerless when those he supports hold power. And again, he just can never ask himself why that is, because the actual answer would destroy him. 

Saturday, January 3, 2026

It's Really Happening. Offscreen.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Kennel Murder Case.

So, the same racist joke as before, only even more lifelessly done. 

Oh, and Muir still doesn't understand how H1B visas work.

Well, let's see if Muir's going to gloat about Maduro tomorrow, or Monday, when things are likely to really be going off the rails. 

Friday, January 2, 2026

In Today's Episode, The Part Of 'El Dorado Dad' Will Be Played By A Clip Art Caricature....

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Scarab Murder Case.

As Muir reminds us that A) he will entertain downgrading the cast's circumstances, but he won't commit to it,  B) El Dorado Dad is fucking scum, and C) Muir has completely turned on a Congress that the Right largely controls, let's just really soak in the... art of today's strip, because... damn. El Dorado Dad's mustache looks very close to a crudely drawn mouth. That is just... shit.

Thursday, January 1, 2026

You Support ONE Genocidal Dictator, And It's Like You're A Criminal!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Bishop Murder Case.

A reminder that Sam was offering to hold Putin's gold in her depository. And that this was when Gunpowder was declaring itself sovereign.

I'm saying this because it amuses me that Muir wants to refer back to a plotline that he seems largely to have decided to sweep under the rug, it should be remembered just how batshit it was.