It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Phantom.
Most of the nation looks on the slush fund, and sees obvious corruption that will be used to finance the seditious goons that Trump already got off the hook for further seditious goonery.
Muir thinks he sees a winning issue and more proof of how his opponents are stupid and he is so smart.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Black Coin.
Remember what I said yesterday?
Because if anything, this is worse. Muir is desperately putting his hope that some grand plan, some cagey scheme is going on and soon, SOON, the Democratic Party shall pay! What is it? He doesn't know. But something has to happen, because otherwise, things are looking very grim for his side.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Clutching Hand.
Man. As vile and morally bankrupt as all this is, it's also just so pathetic. This is Muir crashing out in real time, staring at a reality that looks very bad for him, shutting his eyes, and desperately trying to insist that it is something else entirely. The last time I saw him this bad was way back in 2020 when he was trying to convince himself that no, no, Biden hadn't won, it was all a trick, all a trick, Trump was going to throw all the Democrats in prison any day now.
It's gonna be a crazy year, folks.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Custer's Last Stand.
This legion of misquotes and bullshit are pretty rich coming from a guy who's trafficked in worse, and whined and screamed persecution at even the faintest hint of being called on it. But it also underlines what a gutless wonder Muir is under it all. He's like the people who, to paraphrase the quote, waged war on the naive belief that they would bomb everyone and no one would bomb them.
And I don't think I need to tell you how that went for them.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Government Agents vs. the Phantom Legion.
As usual, the accusations are confessions, because Muir doesn't believe in honest government, just one that does atrocities as it grifts.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Don Daredevil Rides Again.
It's kind of fascinating that he jumps onto the Swalwell story well after it's fallen to the wayside, and crows triumphantly about the state of California Democrats right as the governor's race starts seeing solid front-runners emerge. But then coming in a day late and a dollar short while screaming about bright futures that don't happen has been Muir's calling card for decades now, hasn't it?
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Maltese Falcon.
Man, it's like Muir came up with the vaguely sexist insult that would say 'Dems suck' and never even thought any further, so it comes across as bizarre and meaningless, the equivalent of the White House reps saying "Your mom" to everything.
Yes, they're doing that.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because $106,000 Blood Money.
Muir finally notices the shutdown to give his batshit, racist, completely deluded by his handlers views...
And that fucking second panel, another thing for my now massive 'Yes, Muir is an antisemite now' pile.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bon Voyage.
Muir's played this card so often that I think even he's forgotten how it's supposed to work. Endless shallow accusations and 'whatabouts", while Muir nods along with calls to give the rich more money and more power, only whining when he thinks they aren't his sort of rich people, white and racist.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ashes to Ashes.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Muir declaring his opponents moral degenerates has never been great, but it's gotten absolutely disgusting of late, the smug moral superiority of a man with no real morals at all.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Conspirators.
There are two interesting bits in this. One of course is Muir demonstrating his fundamental gullibility, the man who will cheerily swallow destructive lies when they let him imagine victories. Musk and the forces of MEME must be proving immense fraud, and Democratic efforts to get money that's been illegally diverted must be them being stupid crooks.
The second is his tendency to go down weird little gag rabbit holes these days. He's repeating the rodent wheel gag from yesterday, only in a completely different context, because, well, it's in his head and he thinks this demonstrates brilliant continuity.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Rose Garden.
The way Muir can't seem to write the girls as anything but kids despite aging them up years ago really shines through on this one.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the gentleman with thistledown hair.
If Trump's politics have any base it's the idea that anything that offends the Left has to be good, by virtue of offending the Left.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yes, except we lived in a van and solved mysteries.
Muir's been putting strips exactly like this out for a long time, and they've always been sad little "Nu-uh! You are!"s from the very start.
The Trump situation lurking in the background of this one just makes it seem extra sad.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kaiketsu Zubat.
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As usual, Muir's declarations of his opponents' corruption and stupidity demonstrate his own.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dream Smith.
There's not much original in this incoherent screed, just the usual blend of conspiracy bullshit and self-righteousness. So I'm going to focus on the fact that there's a decent chance the latest attempt at a spinoff-storyline died in about a month. At the very least, it doesn't suggest much for its robustness in that's how long it took for Muir to start skipping installments.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's a new brand!
Simple acceptance of all this nonsense. That gun control measures are the REAL cause of gun deaths. That Gunpowder's laws could somehow enforce this idiotic dictate. That Sam's got the upper hand here. Because Muir knows he's always right and knows that his foes knows it too. And so he never writes any ambiguity on the results or the premises.
Even when he swaps them around suddenly.
It's the Day Day of Days! Because clownfish.
The endless assertion, declared over, and over, and over.
