"I Believe The Poor Should Be Killed Quickly And Humanely!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because got such a supple wrist.

We'll know Muir has finally lost it--or whatever remaining stores of 'it' he possesses--if he has Damon win.

"They Are Trying To Suppress The Glorious Newt Gingrich!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Black Death.

Muir's in a tough spot. Ron Paul is the present anti-Romney, but he has a bothersome antiwar record that makes proud miles glorious Muir recoil. And so he is most put out.

"The Average Voter WANTS To Suffer For The Benefit Of The Rich!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lemon-flavored.

So clearly, going out of your way to screw people over is VOTER GOLD!

To be fair the GOP has reached an unfortunate (from their POV) dilemma. Their policies are generally unpopular with the populace once they move beyond the slogan phase. But if they continuously cave on them, it alienates the Muirs, who are too stupidcrazy to realize these are bad ideas that would hurt them, and it makes them look weak to the "Independent" voters. And so they choose their poison...

"Why Can't It Be The Light Of Democracy That Iraq Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Fortnum!

And as Muir continues to rant his vaguely racist and exceedingly disgusting statements we see what right-wing talking points morph into in the echo chamber of one rube's skull.

"And Then She'd Give Us All Unicorns!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because von Oldenburg.

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Pardon me. I have to go chortle to myself.

"You Should Have Let The Evil Dictators Stay In Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sugar cookies.

Remember folks--the only real way to give democracy to an Arabic nation is to invade and force it down their throats.

Ah, Muir. Your evil and racism will continue into the future, deluding themselves that they are good.

"Yeah! That's How Crazy And Evil They Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hear the angel voices.

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And a Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Grinch.

"I Regularly Shoot Off Beercaps With Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Edward Scissorhands.

Sometimes I wonder how Muir does it all--balances an absolute lack of talent, with an incoherant political philosophy, and his very odd fetishes. And then I realize I have better things to do with my time.

"Silly Skye! We Need To Never Let Wars End! Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because na-na-na-na-nah.

And Muir once again forgets how punchlines work.

"How UPPITY Of Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've got wise blood like my daddy.

And Muir proceeds to prove the man's point for him. Way to go.

"See! THEY'RE JUST LIKE EACH OTHER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fofonroo.

Ahh, the old Muir standby, 'Strained Analogy Theatre'. It never fails to make we want to tear my hair out. Next up--Muir will show how the war in Iraq IS JUST LIKE a bar fight.

"He's A COMMIE! A Foreign Commie"!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because burning out his fuse up here alone.

Ah, Muir, you evil little dipshit. You really think you know what the hell you're talking about...

"And Then He Turns On His Death Ray!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because eyesight to the blind.

The worst thing about Muir's Obama is that it bears no resemblence to the man as he is. He's simply a vague embodiment of evil, like the Antichrist of most PMD novels.

I Wonder If This Counts As Disturbing His Bones?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh crap.

So, Muir doesn't get government or Shakespeare. Got it.

NOW You're Against This?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when they say 'America First', they mean 'America Next'.

Obviously, I'm not a big fan of the NDAA--in fact, I hate the damn thing--but I also know that poltics being what they are the chance of the damn thing not passing were... pretty slim. But Muir of course, knows this is Obama's evil masterplan. Never minding that he was cheering--with the occasional moment of sane doubt--as the groundwork that lead us to all this was laid down.

But then, they weren't scary liberals, who hurt Muir's fee-fees.

"Never Have I Seen Such Corruption!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jesus Malverde!

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So... remember when Muir was cheerleading torture during the Bush years?

"His Awesomeness Will Overwhelm All Others."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ahura Mazda.

I hate it when Muir forgets a punchline. Mind you, I also hate it when he remembers to put on in, but when he forgets the strip is always especially awful.

"Why, Chris Muir Could Do It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sing along with the Fifth Dimension.

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And so, it continues. Oh, does it... continue.

"Our Fake Presidency Run Will Change The World!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a star is sweetly gleaming.

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Wow. It's like Pogo, or Bloom County, without the irony.

"Gosh, With This I Can Begin My Movement To End Corruption!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Babaloo!

Remember when Muir was going on about money laundering a few strips ago? Does he actually know what money laundering involves?

I suspect not.

A Matrix Reference. Now. Huh.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Murcia.

And Muir continues in his rather pathetic delusion that he is one of the awakened few who understand the true reality, and sees the dangerous enemies who are in power. In this he rather resembles his neighbors down in Clearwater, the Scientologists. Though without the goofy space Emperor, which, let's be honest, actually makes Muir less fun. Indeed, reading this, I was struck by how, in this screed against progressives, Muir cannot be bothered to detail a single actual progressive policy. But then, that would require thinking, and Muir doesn't do that. He relies on his astounding instincts, which he is certain have never steered him wrong.

"My Swarthy Father Shall Provide!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Margaret Sullaven.

Ahh, El Dorado Dad! Just the sort of casual racism this strip needs!

"Why Aren't They Just Going Around Shooting Brown People?"

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because this is a rock.

Yeah. It's obvious they were doing all this to BE ILLEGAL, not to try and figure out how things work and try to trace things back to the moneymen. Nope, nope, nope. It's CORRUPTION, pure and simple.

Real Representation By An Imaginary Black Guy.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because l'Aventura.

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Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just moving on.

This Is Going To Be Painful.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective-Lieutenant, Police Squad.

Oh, yay. Just what we need. Muir doing a Pogo...

"I'm The Leading Candidate For The Drunken Asshole Demographic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Turgut Reis.

And once again, Muir's Imaginary Black Friend's triumphs over imaginary idiot liberals catapult him to imaginary fame.

The real joke here is that Muir thinks this shows how clever he is.

Muir--Still Failing History!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wonderwheel.

Actually, the Roman Republic--which was oligarchic in nature, not democratic--shifted to the Principate largely because of the actions of reactionary Optimates faction, who resisted any and all attempts to reform the nation, insisted their opponents were all trying to become dictators while appointing dictators, and--well, basically whittling down the options of anyone who wanted Rome to work to 'take over in a military coup'.

Of course, the other problem is that the Roman Empire went on to have it's GLORY DAYS during the reign of that despot Muir mentioned. Which is why idiots shouldn't try to use history to back them up. They usually don't know what they're saying.

"I Mean, My Predicative Abilities Are Amoozing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shadows of Yog-Sothoth.

Ahh, yes. How many times has Muir put himself forward as a fine judge of morals, a man with his fingers on the pulse of tomorrow, all while demonstrating himself to be a lout and a bully, and a man who doesn't even know what's going on today?

Pretty much constantly.

"He's A Total Loser!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because horses for courses.

"Yep--killing Osama bin Ladin, passing a Healthcare plan, overseeing the end of the conflict in Iraq--FAILURE! Also, his tanking of the economy under Bush, through time travel. MASSIVE FAILURE! What we need is that genius of success, Newt Gingrinch to take his place! Because NONE OF THIS IS OUR FAULT!"

"You Is A Bunch A Stinky BABIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because pantheons of the megaverse.

Ahh. Nothing like watching Right-wingers trot out the old canard of how grown-up they are. I mean, denying all responsibility to others, and dreaming about beating random people up--that's adult, right?

"The Cops Have Been Infiltrated! We Can Only Trust Ourselves, And Our Fellow Armed Lunatics!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mirror, mirror...

Stupid cops! If they were Real Muricans, they'd demand NOT to have a union. And they'd gun down those OWS guys in the street!