"They Don't Tell People Of The Plot To Sap Our Bodily Fluids!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Royal Officers' Club.

...Muir is never so painful as when he tries to be a hipster.

"Yep! My Opponents Are All Pedophiles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hasenpfeffer.

"Clearly, insane rumors that confirm my own outlandish biases are the most trustworthy news source there is!"

And let me say, this is fucking low, even by Muir's standards.

"They're The Ones Who Have Everything Wrong! Not Us! Never Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalanx.

"I mean, sure, to a casual onlooker, you went out of your way to insult and demean her... but that's just because that casual onlooker is wrong!  Just like they were wrong about President Obama not being a tyrant!  And President Bush being a great man!  And how they're wrong about President-Elect Trump, who is going to usher in a wave of prosperity and wonder!"

"So My Creepy Misogyny Isn't Creepy Or Misogyny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the blue-eyed Thing.

And see--Muir's fake him's fake wife doesn't find the disturbing rape-apologist's bullshit disturbing. So it isn't disturbing!  A pretend woman says so!

"Our Conversation Has Degenerated Into Word Salad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John S. Sherman.

At times like this, the fact that you are reading an ongoing nervous breakdown is made very clear.

"Why Couldn't She Stay For More Abuse"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that old fisherman.

As Muir basks in his racist horseshit, you have to wonder why Sam is so upset about a sister she only belittles and mocks leaving.

"Yes, I'm Creepy And Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hard cider.

There is so much awful in this strip, quantifying it is... hard.

"Politics Really Works Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horla.

Deeper and deeper into the bubble.  Will you turn against Trump if he can't magic away Mexicans?  All signs point to yes.

"And Realized That Racism Is Okay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because time enough at last.

...

It's like watching six year olds swearing behind the barn because they think that makes them grown-ups.

"You Are The Double Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flounder.

And now Muir is ignoring that he hated Romney.

Fun times ahead. 

"Yeah, Stinky Babies, Complaining When We Kill Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uzbeks drank my battery fluid.

Ahh, the retreat to the bubble. 

"You Dare Have A Different Opinion Then Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm getting closer to my home.

Of course, Sam could just let her sister have her therapeutic psychodrama--the electoral college doesn't work that way--but that's not the same as rubbing her nose in how more RIGHT Sam is.

"Yes, Pretend-Me Is Having Great Sex With His Fake Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hailstorm.

So, I figure a few months of boasting, and then reality starts hitting him hard.  Then back into the paranoid bubble.

But for now, it's public fapping.

"Cause, You Know, The World Is In Chaos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bungalow Bill.

I wonder if emerging from his bunker is going to cause a realization on Muir's part that he may have been overestimating the chaos of the Obama years.

Right before Trump blows it all to hell.

"We Don't Worry About Things Like Facts, Or Accurate Anatomy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because empire.

...

Does she have any bones at all?

"More Nudity! More Gloating!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ed McBain.

As Muir tortures us all with more impressionistic soft-core, let's remember that Sam is calling her little sister this.

God, Muir can't make a single likeable character.

"Yes! Our Sexist Bullshit Shall Be Eternally Triumphant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philo Vance.

I mean, sure, you technically lost the popular vote... but clearly that doesn't count!  Things will be fine!  Just fine!

"It's BROTASTIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gun in cheek.

And the gloating really sets in.  And it is awful.

"Continuous Mockery Shows How Better We Are Than Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because next to me.

Looking on the bright side, the ground continues to shift under the Right's feet, and I doubt their new golden idol will do much to help them.

"Our Position Is Perfect, So We Shall Gloat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because world without logos.

And as Muir remains in honeymoon mode, as opposed to America, let's remember that Trump is already beginning to spin, spin, spin.

Let's see if Muir will spin with him, mmm?

"He Will Remain The Man Of The People He Always Was!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let my people go.

Yes, Muir, Trump, private schooled scion of privilege is exactly like guys like you.

"Too Busy Fapping To Draw."

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"She's The Evil One! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because summer breeze.

And I prepare you for the next four years of apocalypse predictions.

"Remember, We're Awful On Every Concievable Level!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sing a song.

Well, now we know what's going to occupy Muir's crazy head post-election.  Repeal the 19th Amendment movement is GO.

And The Plot Slinks On.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black cap.

And it goes on, and on, and on...

"This Plot Is Clearly Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I held true.

...It's just dragging on, isn't it?

"And Then--The Meteor Hit Her!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no food or drink.

I've reached the point where I'm just waiting for Muir's meltdown on Wednesday.

"Yeah, Everyone Different Than Me Is AWFUL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because GOOO CUBS!

Yeah, Hillary is the one with the problem with pedophile charges.  Right.

And Sam has now firmly transitioned as 'Most Awful Member of the Cast'.  Damon's really been slipping of late.

"Why Can't They Be Good Patriots, Like TRUMP!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because teddy bear.

Ahh, crazy paranoid delusion.  Such a great substitute for facts.

And The Man In Black Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Wanamaker.

Yeah, that was unwise.

Because Johnny Cash don't like assholes messing with his stuff.  And he's Johnny Cash.