"Right, Right, This Is What's Really Happening, And These Are The Real Good Guys! Yes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because encyclopedia of the Automobile.

Muir drinks deep of the crazy to tell himself that the Tycoons are our real friends.

"Clearly This Is The Best Way To Do This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because birds of North America.

So Muir's own misogyny is colliding with his intended message AND his terrible artwork.

"Exactly The Same!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because domino.

It's like there's something Muir's forgetting here....

"Even I, Liberal Jan, Hate Those Uppity Feminists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because liver and the lights.

So just a normal misogyny Monday, eh?

"We Are The Oppressed Ones Who Are Wronged!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because buy me a log.

...I think even Muir is losing track of how this is supposed to work now.

It's A Casual Racism Saturday.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because greasy handprint.

Man, this is just like that bit in A Christmas Story.

Only, without any of the charm.  And more racist.

"Well, At Least We Killed Something!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no, Grandfather Frost.

...

For their next trick, they dynamite a lake.

"The Trembling Of A Fawn As It Lies Dying In My Arms!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because broom.

...

So, they're flying over...

Diarrhea, maybe?

"And Then We Burned Down The House!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hindi river.

...

...

God, these people are annoying.

"Are We Even In The Same Physical Location?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fear and trembling.

I honestly think Muir has reached the point where he doesn't even care about his cast anymore, even if he has to pretend to.

"This PROVES How Patriotic I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because high in banana tree.

Ahh, yes.  The smell of jingo over the holidays.

"Yeah! The Democrats Are The Real Perverts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because obelisk.

Gosh, one year in, and it's almost like Muir's side didn't win the election, isn't it?

"Really, We Should Put The Victims On Trial..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Augie Doggie.

...

...

Well, at least he acknowledged it was happening.

"Still Convinced There's Nothing Wrong With This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because olive loaf.

As the creepiness of this reaches a sort of plateau, I will choose to focus on the fact that Muir has recycled panels from the last strip. 

Because of course he has.

"I Still Consider This Very Not Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Smithsonian Earth.

...

...

Cheesecake while discussing a high school rape.

...

Jesus H. Christ.

"The Lack Of Wrongness With This Is Epic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marine mammals.

...

...

...

Oh, God, it's going to get worse.

"Still See Nothing Wrong With This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't you worry what the man says.

Yeah, this is going to go to a bad place.

"And It's Not Misogynistic For A Pretend Woman Like Me To Say This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jambro!

But remember, feminists only pretend to care about women. 

"Nothing Paranoid About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the old gray goose is dead.

"Look, all I'm saying is your progressive is a parasite, destined to fight against good folk with all his sinister weapons to ensure mastery!"

"They Are ALL Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Auburn Attack.

And that is a completely rational response.  Utterly and completely.

"How Can I Make This Worse?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bierce.

And as usual, Muir indulges in a "Wimmen!" in a situation where it is  not only uncalled for, it actually raises... further questions.

Nothing Freudian Here At All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambe.

 ...

Yeah, the amount of sexual dysfunction in that...

"This Is Much More Important Than The Election Against Our Already-Vanquished Rivals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because scaly.

What a lovely family.

"Not Like Us! Nope! We Have Many Ideas! More Than I Can Name!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blardy.

"See?  See?  My imaginary liberal agrees you're out of ideas!  Checkmate, libtards!"

"They Are The Ones Like This! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bloft.

...

...

We've reached a point beyond irony now.

A Collection Of Random Brainfarts.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the color of when a soldier comes home after the war and sees his dog.

...

So, who's going to take Skye's place as the evil liberal now that she's joined the hivemind, eh?

"Ha! The Failure Of A Prospective Revolution That We Made Up To Occur Proves Our Enemies Are Pathetic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Prune.

...

Remember when he was convinced that Soros had a legion of darkness at his beck and call?

Hell, he'll probably believe that again tomorrow.

It's Like The Urkel Years Of Family Matters. Only Worse.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Birds of North America.

...

...

Bears with power tools.

The Horror Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Olive.

And Muir continues to fail at folksy. 

God those kids are terrifying.

From Hell They Came.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Theresa of Avila.

Muir's attempt to be folksy stumbles on his inept art and deep creepiness.