Everybody Knows The Plague Is Coming...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's only room for one, and here she comes, here she comes.

I'll cop to it. I've been listening to a lot of Leonard Cohen these days. He was one of the great artists of the 20th century, and the world is poorer without him in it.

What, you expect me to talk about that nothingburger of a strip? Pfft.

"The Important Thing Is, This Is A Plot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because snow.

It's always darkly amusing when Muir loses the thread of his strip--in the middle of the strip.

"Kids And Guns! They Go Great Together!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because USDA certified lean.

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Moments like this make you glad Muir doesn't have kids.

"Take That, Hillary! Take It YET, YET AGAIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the crows! The crows!

Well, that was relevant, wasn't it?

"God Bless Peronism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I can remember standing by the wall.

Yep. He really, REALLY doesn't understand Argentine politics.

Mass Murder Jokes, Nudity, And Remember When Jan Didn't Belong To The Hivemind?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we are Santa's elves.

You know, Muir really doesn't know much about Argentinian politics, does he?

The Least Corrupt President Of Modern Times, If By 'Least' You Mean 'Most'.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Devilman no uta.

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Gonna be a long year.

"Liberals Are The Real Racists, And Good Alphabet Soupers Kill Johnny Foreigner!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Devil Wings!

Muir seems both bored and in a hurry these days. Almost makes you wonder why he's doubling his work load.

"They Are All Falling Apart, Our Power Is Only Growing, Nurse, More Serum..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because checkers, chess and tic-tac-toe.

Notice how we never hear about the opioid and meth epidemics that have afflicted Red States. (Or that the plague in endemic in Wyoming due the prairie dog population. That might show that God has no favorites after all, and we can't have that.)

Sinister Jew Overlords And Weak Traitors, On The Next Episode Of Muir Does Fascism.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Devil Arrow.

Always good to see another acknowledgement of the Hivemind.

"The Important Thing Is Guns Are Safe."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sure, sure.

Ahh, a twofer. Nothing like Muir giving us two lousy cartoons, instead of one. Outside of maybe hitting your hand with a hammer, twice.

"Just Let Me Belittle You, Hon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all drinks must have a cap.

I'm hoping Damon's obnoxiousness kills this potentially awful plotline stone-dead.

But not much, because Muir does like having Javier pull out magic inventions when he's running low on ideas.

"Plus, I Realized That We Were Going To Get A Whopping Five Votes."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Devil Kick!

Well, that plot has died, and been replaced... by Jan and Damon's old schtick. (Remember that? So long ago, wasn't it? And it never really went anywhere. Just as this plotline won't.)

"Our Enemies Are All Evil Pedos. Also, We Aren't Killers, Thanks To The Magic Of Retconning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Devil Beam!

It's nice to see that you can fix things for the crazies as best you can, and still get counted as part of the conspiracy because you don't try to move on your manufactured charges because things would go bad if you did.

Ahh, Barr, Barr. You've sold your soul and give years of service to people who'd cheer if you were lynched. It'd be funny if it weren't so awful.

A Very Special Episode Of The Sitcom From Hell

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because candy cane.

Well, you can count on Muir to find new horrible ways to draw the demonspawn...

"I Mean, We're Planning On KILLING These People, Not Saving Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is a blue wire.

...Yeah, a lot of irony there of Muir talking about Nazism as he promotes... well, Nazism.

"How Dare They Actually Try To Hold Us Accountable For Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because those cats were fast as lightning.

Man, the poor racist militia compound, facing trouble for breaking the law, and killing people. They haven't done anything really wrong. Aside from all the crime.

"Ha Ha! Setting Ourselves On Fire Will Show Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lewis Cass, an expansionist.

They are so confident about Trump, they live in a compound and worry about leftists killing them constantly.

"Gun Owners Are The Most Persecuted Minority Of All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because more mangoes.

They'll take Captain Mitty's guns from his cold, dead hands! Or that's what would happen if he weren't imaginary. But, hey, Muir will doubtless bitch and whine if they did something to him. And isn't that the same thing?

"Ha Ha! Democrats! Thinking They Can DO Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Inframan.

Ah, yes, Muir's infinitely depraved but pathetically weak Democrats.  The perfect foil for any fascist strongman, who is only being a hard man, making hard choices.

"These Are All Real, And Not The Least Bit Out Of Context!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they were little women.

The crazy wall of text. Muir's favorite type of strip when he's in a rush.

"They Are The Ones Actually Guilty Of Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a half mile, you know?

And the great thing about accusing people of imaginary crimes is when they don't get charged with anything, and no real evidence emerges, it all just proves the power of the evil conspiracy.

"Heh... Heh... They Wish They Had Someone Like The Leader!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I can get your lovin', what's the telephone bill?

Sam continues to intimidate and abuse her sister with all the charm of a high school bully, I see.

"Dey Is Big Babies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in a big country, dreams stay with you.

If Jan had any free will left, her treatment by her husband would be quite sad.

But she's just another hivemind zombie now, so we just nod and move on.

"This Is The Most Obvious Thing To Take Away From This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because give me some sugar, I am your neighbor.

Does Muir not know where Corona beer comes from? Because this makes the racist militia compound look extra awful.  "We'll take your crappy beer, but shoot your people!"

"See! They Are The Diseased And Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the homicidal bitching that goes on in every kitchen to determine who will serve and who will eat.

Muir's Trump has continued to devolve into a baboon, I see.

"That's What I Read, Anyway!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sons of our sons are listening to hear the Chartists' cheers.

Of course, the actual stargazing permit is a bit more complicated than this, but hey, why bother with accuracy when you can be outraged?

"Children's Ice Cream, Mandrake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the order.

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And Muir has produced something that isn't simply wrong--he's produced something so in error that it aspires to be wrong.

"Why Won't They Let Us Break Laws With Impunity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the way is blind with blood and sweat, and death sings in our ears, but time is marching on our side--we will defeat the years.

"Communist" meaning "not a racist, gun-hugging protofascist", of course.