He Feels Their Pain.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't be cynical--it's a follicle miracle.

Why, yes, Muir. You're just like the Egyptians, horribly oppressed. You--a white man--are forced to accept a black president! And--people don't always do what you want! And--the FCC!

...That's It?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Kind Boots.

...Yeah. Muir must be really baffled by the Egypt situation. This is weak tea even by his miserable standards.

"Don't They Know That Money Only Works When Rich People Hoard It All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why me all the time?

Yeah. Muir continues to show he has NO idea how economics work. And yet he also feels that we should follow his advice in these matters. And give tax cuts to very wealthy people.

"Ha! That Uppity Negress!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sell the kids for food.

Wow. Muir manages to mix sexist and racist dog whistles in one strip. Will wonders never cease?

"Don't They Realize That I Should Still Count As 3/5ths A Person?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because HUZZAH!

Yeah. Says the man who thought torture was okay. The Right summed up--"The Constitution is perfect, and should never be changed. Nor should it be followed."

"Clearly, Infants Should Be Allowed To Starve To Build Character!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Al'a'addin of Dongala, King of Nubia and Egypt.

Wow, an inept political metaphor and Muir's creepy breastfeeding fetish in one strip. Hell just got a little closer to Earth.

I Think I Just Threw Up A Little.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because frenzy.

Yeah. Well, Lincoln's corpse probably reached the center of the Earth awhile back, it's turned over so often. But, what, praytell, does Palin fight for? White entitlement? The right of selfish idiots to hide behind the flag, and call it patriotism?

Um.. Admiral Ackbar Is A Hero, You Twit!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because silverfish.

Yeah, it's always the Democrats fault. Because racism, bigotry, and threats are the inalienable right of the White Guy Party! Shut up and take it, inferiors! Standing up to Republican bullshit is hateful!

"Ah HA! Take That For Messing With The Ultra-Tough Palin Libs!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because redrum!

You know it takes a lot of something to put something like this up after a Democratic House member gets shot. I'm still debating what that something is, mind you. Either 'gall', 'stupidity', or 'soul-deadening evil'.

"Colonel Mitty Is So AWESOME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because howzah!

Yeah. We get it Muir. Zed is old. But still, you insist loudly, awesome. Yep.

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Some men buy expensive sports cars to make themselves feel young and powerful.

I Do Not Think Those Words Means What You Think They Mean...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because pilgrim's chorus.

Muir seems to think that socialism and Nazism are the same thing, because the Nazis called themselves "National Socialism". Thus, as Obama is a socialist--though he isn't--he is also a national socialist. Because the Nazis were leftist. (Only they weren't.) And Muir will continue to believe this as he calls for aggressive wars, and the detention of minorities he views as dangerous. Because he's a Real Murican.

Hee Hee! The Kenyan Usurper Will Fall!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because xylophone!

Obviously, Muir suggests that he doesn't REALLY believe that Obama wasn't a natural-born US citizen, but wouldn't it be totally cool if that was the case? *wink-wink*

Yeah! That's Right! President Blacula Is Worse Than Nixon!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey! I'm walking here!

Yeah. Muir's Pretend Black Guy's Pretend Father-in-law has granted him access to Pretend-Obama, who is a worse crook than Nixon, but the pretend-Media isn't interested in that!

One day, Muir is going to give his whole cast ponies. Or maybe unicorns.

Stay Classy, Muir...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when I'm away I know there is a heaven.

Yeah. Thing is--Damon isn't a black person--he's an imaginary black person written by a white racist shitheel to explain about the evil black conspiracy to make white people less important, and let Muir shout out 'Youse the real racists' every now and then. So cartoons like this--really don't work the way Muir thinks they do.

He Must Be Busy...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's bad luck to have a boat without a name.

Yeah. That's right. The press just loves Obama.

The Gall Of This Little Shit.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ever played Crusader Kings? Damn thing is addictive.

"People don't get mad at us because we's a bunch of vile self-righteous assholes who act like sociopaths! They get mad at us because we's superior and we's gonna prove that by kicking the inferiors to the curb! Yeah! Now stare at my half-assed drawing a woman!"

...Bad Choice Of Metaphor.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because heartbreakers, with your .44s.

And Muir moves on from the Gifford shooting--in a manner that unfortunately brings it to mind. Yeah. Brilliant.

And remember, when Republicans lose, it's because Democrats cheated. When Republicans win, it's because the voice of the people, who want war, no regulations, and the wealthy paying as little tax as possible.

"Can't They See Who The Real Victims Are?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because horseradish sauce.

And Muir's whiny self-pity and blatant Palin worship continue, in a strip that proves that, as I noted a long time back, Chris Muir does indeed suck the inky black semen of Satan.

"It's Not Our Fault! It's Never Our Fault! We're Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lo! The King approaches!

What? You were expecting some sign of remorse, and maybe just a touch of humility? HA! This is the Right! They know that their feelings are the only ones that counts! Anyone who doesn't understand that is a wimp, and a bully! Not brave and strong like them!

Ha! Take That New York Times! Ha!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hush my darling, don't fear my darling.

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You know, sometimes I think it's just a matter of time before deist, radical, and progressive taxation Thomas Paine rises from his grave and takes a terrible vengeance on those who try to hide beneath his banner.

Muir. He's Not Just Idiotic Scum--He's Self-Righteous, Worthless, Idiotic Scum.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Saint Dominic's Preview.

Ah. A woman gets shot, and Muir rather than acknowledge that, yeah, maybe things have gotten a little out of hand, smugly declares that liberals are JUST AS BAD, and progressives are doomed to destruction.

Yeah. Using a line from The Untouchables is clearly the same as placing gun targets over districts. You fucking sack of shit.

This Bar Is The Event Horizon Of Suckiness.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because froo froo!

Because Muir can't handle too many settings at once. Well, in as much as he even has settings.

"My Right To Have A Smoking Hot Wife Makes The Killing Fun."

It's the Day's Day of Days! There's no need for argument--there's no argument at all.

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You know the creepiest thing about Muir is that he doesn't think he's creepy.

"Not Like Our Infalliable Republican Pundits, Who Know That We Never Really Lose!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because drink to me only with thine eyes.

Man, Muir can't draw kids. I mean--even by his limited standards, they come off looking horrible.

"Wese Is So Much More Patriotical Than Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if we don't nobody will.

Yeah, I mean--clearly this arrogant publicity stunt is vitally important. I mean, sure the Founding Fathers--who Muir claims to admire--never saw any reason to read the Constitution out in the House--but that's just because they all magically knew it by heart! And Ezra Klein is a doodyhead!

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I have to be honest. I really hate this damn reading. It's another example of the Right's increasingly bloated self-regard, their love of symbolic "patriotic" measures to illustrate how much they love the nation even as they continue to batter and bash it under the guise of "helping it".

Also, Ezra Klein is a much better writer than Muir, who is willfully misrepresenting his writing on the subject. But then, expecting honesty from Muir is like expecting ethical business practice from Wal-Mart.

"Silly Leftists, Thinking Corporations Could Do Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because abolico.

Right. So because some low-level grunt is living in a tent, that means the companies that employ him are okay.

I think the British used to rationalize the East India Company the same way.

"It's Probably The Huge Profits We've Made Transporting Sawdust As Food."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's got hair on it.

Yeah. Obama is a cynical fascist--and a wooly-headed liberal who hates him those good corporations, yes indeedy. (And one wonders how Muir plans on balancing the budget when he loves the people who gouge us so very much...)

The One Where Jan Realizes She's Ceded The Position of Left-Wing Asshat To Skye.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's so many books!

You know, I'd never thought I'd be defending earmarks, but the fact is they're the sort of tool a government which makes legaslating difficult comes up with. Are they prone to misuse, corruption, and waste? Sure. Welcome to government. It's messy, it's imperfect, and things you don't mean to always happen.

This of course, is the problem with the Teabaggers. They are essentially eternal-twelve year olds who imagine that if they just wish hard they can make all bad things stop, and have all the candy they can eat.

Apparently they skipped the important part of growing up that is realizing that life isn't like that...

"Ha! Filthy Unions! We Hates Them! Gollum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Alfred Hitchcock Presents!

Ah. More union-bashing. Joy.

"Only White Reactionaries Know What's Right! And All Those Inferior Untermenschen Should Just Shut Up About Being Treated Like Shit!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because banana pie!

Ahh, Muir, you entitled, worthless faux-patriot. Will you ever hit bottom, or will there always be a newer, creepier low to sink to?

"Ha Ha! Aren't We Loathsome?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because every day is a winding road.

BEARS WITH POWER TOOLS!