"We Shared A Mutual Contempt For Mankind, Hon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tacks in the tea.

Apparently, Muir thinks this makes Damon more appealing.

"Well, Can I Ask Why You're... Greenish?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Delgo.

I considered going further into Damon's ongoing art decline, but instead, I'll point out that we are once again in the strange paradox of Muir's Obama, who is simultaneously a vile dictator worse than Hitler and Stalin combined, and a gullible fool who Damon can easily outmaneuver thanks to his father-in-law's money.

"Soon The Dusky Hordes Shall Come For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we'll call it the Matlock expressway.

And remember--Muir's not racist.

Nope.

Because he says he isn't, you see. 

"When Did I Get Rapunzel Hair?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the guilty party is Patrick McGoohan.

Once again, I must note that Jan was more likable back when the strip hated her.  Largely because Muir doesn't really understand what makes people enjoyable company.

"Yeah! We're The Party Of Lincoln!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and all the people rejoiced!

Gee, the Democratic Party used to be pretty racist.  This undoes all of its policies since the 1960s, including the fleeing of the Dixiecrats to the Republicans.  Because... magic.

"Wait? I'm Argentinian? I Used To Be Portuguese!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he keeps the varmints on the run.

Muir not only doesn't know history, he doesn't know the back story of his own characters.

In Which Fools And Their Money Are Easily Parted...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because would you cry if I told you that I lied?

Amazing how the strip proper, where El Dorado Dad is going blow money on Skye the stupid--who, remember is guilty here--is mirrored by the DbD fans blowing money on having Muir's signature.  (Oh, but one lucky one gets in gold ink.  Gold ink!) 

It's a sort of sad commentary on this strip that Muir can only pull of this sort of mirroring narrative by mistake.

"And That Means Everything Is All Right, And Not Horrible!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I know you're trying to forget.

So Muir doesn't see how revealing how his good, virtuous gunowners can't be bothered to keep track of their weapons might be seen by we less enlightened souls as a problem?

"If Only She Had Been Armed, And Not A Liberal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Holland.

Muir thinks this shows his concern for women.

Let's go vomit in the back of our mouths, shall we?

"Compassion Is For The Weak, Honey! You Know That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rembrandt.

It's tough figuring out when exactly Skye wound up being, despite her awfulness, better than the rest of the cast.

"Yeah, We'd Totally Whip Their Asses If We Rose Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Gael.

Of course, an actual independent Texas probably couldn't even afford an air force to begin with, assuming it even won the resulting war.  Which it wouldn't, for the aforementioned 'couldn't even afford an air force to begin with' reasons...

"They're Totally Going To Kill Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dinosaurs invade discos.

And the move to the compound looms ever closer...

"Not Imaginary Minorities, Like Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey there.

Remember when Jan was a clueless white girl?  I sure do.

"Why Don't They Tell The Truth About The Moon Landings!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Cure.

In our next strip--Muir will reveal the stunning truth that President Obama is in fact a deepmouth bass.

"Is No Cop Killer Safe?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dream of better life, the kind that doesn't hate.

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That move to the compound is coming.

"Him Double-Plus Ungood!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because t for Texas, t for Tennesee.

Wow, she's actually starting to reveal her Bizzaro roots.  Those sentences were awful, and incoherant, in addition to being racist.

"You Look Like Every Other Female Character In This Strip, Comrade!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Godzilla Raids Again.

What's up with that weird "hands on hip" position that's been showing up so often of late? 

"Everyone Knows The Northeast Is Weak And Decadent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because form your battalions!

 Ahh, the beloved patriotism of the South, which sucks up those federal tax dollars like a leech, and then pretends they don't, but are in fact the victims of the North--which in fact PAYS more into the federal government then it gets out.   And you know it's kind of irritating to be treated as a foreign nation by people who are in fact living off you.

In other news, Russian Guyovitch is apparently going to be working for the Israeli woman.  Gee, wonder what's going to happen there...

"We're Totally Like The Founding Fathers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nathan the Prophet.

Ever notice that whenever Muir does these stupid "colonial" strips his characters talk in a bad phony Shakespearean dialect?

"How Dare They Have... Needs..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tollhouse cookies.

This week on Inept Analogy Theatre--government spending compared to something it does not resemble for the umpteenth time.

Also, what's with Sam's apparent lower back problems?  Her arms remain in exactly the same position in both panels...

"At The Very Least He Should Be Speaking In Murican!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it makes my breath smell sweet.

Well, more proof that Muir doesn't even know what socialism means.  And putting aside the racism, the circular firing squads, and the Coneheads joke--what the hell is it with Muir and the French?

"He's Just Like The Ummm... Count of Monte Crisco! Yeah!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Aceh!

Ahh. More Republican infighting, and More of Muir's idiotic comparisons of Barack Obama and the Bourbon Monarchy!  The stupid never stops...

"Our Victory Can Be Assured If We Purge The Disloyal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because space whale!

Ahh, the sweet sound of Republican infighting....

"And Sometimes, I Imagine He Talks In A High Squeaky Voice!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that man is searching.

Sometimes this strip is like listening to the drunken ramblings of an old shut-in who keeps his television permanently on and tuned to Fox News.  Only nine times out of ten, its done with bad would-be pinup drawings.

"Ha Ha! Stupid Leftist Whore!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Loco.

I'd say this is more proof that Muir doesn't get liberals and women, but frankly it's pretty clear Muir doesn't get reality...

"And That's Why We Don't Have To Count Any Election We Lose As Real!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he's the guy who's the talk of the town.

It's always fun that the Right's respect for the law involves special definitions of the words "law" and "respect".   Doubtless this comes of having their own gnostic version of the Constitution, one which they are certain the evil liberal conspiracy has kept hidden, until the day of the glorious restoration comes. 

And remember when Skye was the most objectionable cast member?  Muir just can't stop letting his love of kicking his token leftist make them almost lovable, when compared to the rude, conspiracy-spouting sociopaths that make up the "good" guys.

"And That's Why Guns Are Like Lightsabers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's accurate.

So the lesson Muir learns from that is that gun carriers are superior. 

It's going to be a fun year.

He Didn't. He Didn't. He DID.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because his name was King.

Well, the most disgusting plotline in DbD's history has been regurgitated onto the audience's laps in a form that manages, somehow, to be even more vile.

Lucky us.