It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dingoes ate my baby.
Yeah. Because acknowledging that Jan got engaged means ignoring Damon. Obviously.
Showing posts with label Y2K08. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Y2K08. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
"Nurse! MORE SERUM!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Hasslehoff.
"Saying that I'm wrong about things is proof that you're a megalomaniacal dictator! Because I always know what I'm talking about, for I am great and wise and beautiful!"
"Saying that I'm wrong about things is proof that you're a megalomaniacal dictator! Because I always know what I'm talking about, for I am great and wise and beautiful!"
Ugh! Manly!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Brock Samson!
Awww! Is widdle Muir having himself some gay panic? Awwww, yes he is. Yes, he is!
Awww! Is widdle Muir having himself some gay panic? Awwww, yes he is. Yes, he is!
Did You Know That Was Written About Her, In Part?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tickle-me Elmo.
Muir really doesn't get life off the Square Planet, now does he?
Muir really doesn't get life off the Square Planet, now does he?
Diamonds Are An Asshat's Best Friend.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
So--now he breaks out the engagement ring? Nice.
So--now he breaks out the engagement ring? Nice.
"She Can't Help It That She's Leftist!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because are you ready to rock?
Of course, Damon was right to compare Democrats to Nazis. That's a given.
Of course, Damon was right to compare Democrats to Nazis. That's a given.
Because IT ISN'T, YOU FUCKWIT!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Der Kobold.
This cartoon is particularly awkward as it demonstrates in the strip that what Muir is saying is false. One of the central platforms of the Nazi Party was that Germany needed to militarily expand into various neighboring nations. This is nowhere in the Democratic platform he claims is nearly identical. Which strongly suggests they aren't identical at all.
Let's look at something else. I have taken to calling Muir a fascist. My reason for this is based on the beliefs he has regularly shown in the strip. His attitude towards the military is close to worship, though married with a noteworthy lack of regard for the worth of the individual soldier that makes him see foreign adventurism as a point of national pride. His nationalism is simplistic and jingoistic, often splitting the world into a Manichean struggle between the worthy, who are with us, and the wicked, who are against us, with the wicked to be defeated at any cost. While Muir carps on about 'individual liberties' they mean very little for him as long as they are lost in this imaginary struggle. This political mindset is known by many names, but the most apt in Muir's case, is Fascist.
Now, you may disagree with me on this. That's your right. But you'll notice I've given my reasons why I call Muir a fascist. Muir has simply repeated, over and over, that the Democrats are Nazis, while never explaining what that means.
And now--back to the snark.
This cartoon is particularly awkward as it demonstrates in the strip that what Muir is saying is false. One of the central platforms of the Nazi Party was that Germany needed to militarily expand into various neighboring nations. This is nowhere in the Democratic platform he claims is nearly identical. Which strongly suggests they aren't identical at all.
Let's look at something else. I have taken to calling Muir a fascist. My reason for this is based on the beliefs he has regularly shown in the strip. His attitude towards the military is close to worship, though married with a noteworthy lack of regard for the worth of the individual soldier that makes him see foreign adventurism as a point of national pride. His nationalism is simplistic and jingoistic, often splitting the world into a Manichean struggle between the worthy, who are with us, and the wicked, who are against us, with the wicked to be defeated at any cost. While Muir carps on about 'individual liberties' they mean very little for him as long as they are lost in this imaginary struggle. This political mindset is known by many names, but the most apt in Muir's case, is Fascist.
Now, you may disagree with me on this. That's your right. But you'll notice I've given my reasons why I call Muir a fascist. Muir has simply repeated, over and over, that the Democrats are Nazis, while never explaining what that means.
And now--back to the snark.
Ummm, No, You Called The Democrats 'Nazis'.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Gabriel's Horn.
How do shipping people overseas to fight wars on specious causes, wiretapping folks, torturing people, and allowing the wealthy to run large parts of the public policy with no checks help the individual? I really want to hear this one. It would explain a lot. Like how Muir is able to wake up in the morning and not shoot himself for the damage he and his ilk have done to this nation.
How do shipping people overseas to fight wars on specious causes, wiretapping folks, torturing people, and allowing the wealthy to run large parts of the public policy with no checks help the individual? I really want to hear this one. It would explain a lot. Like how Muir is able to wake up in the morning and not shoot himself for the damage he and his ilk have done to this nation.
And Then He Blows It.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Airboy!
Right, Muir. Just like the Nazis. I remember when Obama swore to have the United States regain Sudetenland, and to free us from the parasitic scourge of Jewry. No wait, I don't. I'm funny like that.
On a more serious note--there are people who resemble the Nazis in American politics today--zealous nationalists with a military fetish, bucketloads of phony populism and a simmering racism.
They ain't the Democrats.
Right, Muir. Just like the Nazis. I remember when Obama swore to have the United States regain Sudetenland, and to free us from the parasitic scourge of Jewry. No wait, I don't. I'm funny like that.
On a more serious note--there are people who resemble the Nazis in American politics today--zealous nationalists with a military fetish, bucketloads of phony populism and a simmering racism.
They ain't the Democrats.
Minimal Snark Ahead.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sinbad!
On the one hand, it's nice to see that Muir isn't an entire waste of human being.
On the other, it is disturbing to note that he bases much of his charitable activity on internet mailings.
On the one hand, it's nice to see that Muir isn't an entire waste of human being.
On the other, it is disturbing to note that he bases much of his charitable activity on internet mailings.
"Know Your Place, Fags!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Al Capone's Vault.
So, again--who wants to punch Muir right now? Just--nail him? Don't be shy.
So, again--who wants to punch Muir right now? Just--nail him? Don't be shy.
The Unending Shout Outs To His Homies...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because whoa!
Muir and his fellow morons tend to assume that they possess a startling insight into the political process.
Muir and his fellow morons tend to assume that they possess a startling insight into the political process.
All Those Purple Fingers Had To Mean SOMETHING!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because green tea.
"The fact they voted PROVES they like us! Why can't you morons accept my simplistic view of reality?"
"The fact they voted PROVES they like us! Why can't you morons accept my simplistic view of reality?"
Some Wars Never End.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Armour of God!
Yeah. That's---showing them, Muir. Go after... Che Guevara. And Hollywood.
Yeah. That's---showing them, Muir. Go after... Che Guevara. And Hollywood.
Still With The Breastfeeding Fetish.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because snail.
You know, I'm a big fan of Sluggy Freelance, a webcomic that often does innovative strip layouts. It's never tried anything like this. Mostly because the idea is teh suck.
You know, I'm a big fan of Sluggy Freelance, a webcomic that often does innovative strip layouts. It's never tried anything like this. Mostly because the idea is teh suck.
POSTSCRIPT--And another vanished bit of webcomic, this one a flash movie that, if I dimly recall it, was very, very bad.
So, Muir Can't Draw Obama OR Gore.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because will my father be there?
Yeah! All this talk about us ruining the planet is bullshit! As long as we stay the course--everything will be fine!
Yeah! All this talk about us ruining the planet is bullshit! As long as we stay the course--everything will be fine!
Obama MUST Be Crooked!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because touch-typing is for wussies.
Yep! The faintest hint of wrongdoing is proof that a Democrat is crooked. But Republicans are different. If there's an actual fire there, it still doesn't prove there's a fire.
Yep! The faintest hint of wrongdoing is proof that a Democrat is crooked. But Republicans are different. If there's an actual fire there, it still doesn't prove there's a fire.
Totally What Was Happening Then.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sand.
A good example of why Muir's so lousy about writing on economic woes. He isn't sure what to complain about.
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