"Yep! Those Dems Are Shameless!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because have fun storming the kessel!

Ahh. Sexist and brainlessly partisan in the same strip. What a way to end the year.

"I Mean These Charges Are Totally Preposterous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the ecstasy of gold!

"Look--I write a strip about an imaginary black guy who I like! That proves I'm not racist! And I'm a teabagger! Thus, neither are they! We just hate President Blacula and his islamosocialist Nazism!"

"I Swear, It Gives Me The Vapours!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's Regis and Kathy Lee!

Right. More anger at the supporters of President Blacula calling Republicans and "conservatives" racist and hateful. Because those witch doctor Obama posters, and dead Ted Kennedy slams--they are love and light.

Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Chris Muir...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because before you stands a troll.

"This incident PROVES that Obama is failing the War on Terror! And 9/11 proves CLINTON failed the War on Terror. Because Republicans NEVER fail the War on Terror. They bomb Evil Brown-Skinned Muslims, and that makes everything better.

"Also, hold me."

He's Totally Killing Our Rights, Man!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because John Wesley Harding was a friend to the poor.

So remember--when the Bush administration had people tortured--that didn't undermine the 8th amendment at all, despite being what it specifically forbids. Only Democrats can hurt the Bill of Rights. Because they're socialists.

"It'll Be Just Like Europe! Where There Are No Doctors At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because potato bites!

And again, Muir expects us to find fake doctor's utter lack of concern for the poor and unmitigated greed charming. And his own ignorance of what health care reform would mean as intelligent.

"I Fear For The Safety Of My Imaginary Children!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because snow on snow on snow on snow!

Ohh, Barack is so unnonAmericanan! Help us, Ghost of Ronald Reagan! You're our only hope!

"Screw Sick People! I Want My Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she was turning blue!

Muir's fake doctor reveals she's a greedy heartless asshole--very different from most real doctors who support health care reform. Muir thinks this makes her likable.

Even Liberal Jan Knows...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look at that blubber fly.

Yep! Even my fake reasonable liberal and my fake doctor don't like Health Care Reform! And know that claims that teabaggers are motivated by racism are just more schemes by Evil President Blacula and his evil Democrats to be evil. EVIL!

See? See? SEE?!!!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tomatoes are a fruit.

Obama is the worstest president ever! Oh, if only we could have torture-approving, war-starting Bush back again! He would stand against the evil tyranny that Obama is doubtless beginning! Because a government that's trying to deal with a horrific recession and take care of a looming health care crisis is CLEARLY on the road to an authoritarian dictatorship...

NURSE! MORE SERUM! NOW!!!

"Treacherous Whores The Lot Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're nothing but a pack of cards!

Yep. How DARE Nelson vote FOR Health Care Reform? Doesn't he know that he's serving President Blacula's Marxoislamafascist agenda? He should do what the Republicans are doing--ignore a severe problem that will make the lives of most Americans unbearable to score political points!

"We Have An Obligation To Fuck Up The Universe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because picture yourself in a boat on a river.

It sucks that James Cameron new movie is a tree-hugger flick. Also, Al Gore is fat.

Finale Aside, That Was A Good Show.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because kick over the wall-cause governments to fall!

You know--Muir should realize that reminding us of good comedies is NOT a smart move.

And once more--bears. With power tools.

What A Charmer!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because baby, it's cold outside.

"What? You don't want to see my wife in embarrassing circumstances and a great deal of pain?"

And again, bears. With power tools.

"Why If You Liberal Devils Could Just Accept Our Rulership, All Would Be Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do you fear me?

I'm finding Muir's little parable... hard to swallow. Especially since the job for liberals in this little scheme is "become more conservative".

"My Son Makes The Planet A Little Worse--And That Makes Me Proud!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because For a Few Dollars More!

Wow. I can see why Jan wanted his baby. Those are genes you want to pass on.

Also, bears. With power tools.

"Do Not Speak The Name Of The Evil One Before The Child!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because advance to Go! Collect $200!

Ha! Imaginary interracial children in a Right wing comic strip know the TRUTH about Obama!

Also, bears. With power tools.

"Because I Thought He Was A Safe, Nonthreatening 'White' Black Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where are your Rebel friends now?

Yeah. The laughs never stop with Damon. Largely because they never start.

Also, bears. With power tools.

I Wonder If He Puts Photo Collages Up Of Her In His Apartment...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because brings the life of gathering gloom!

Oh, Muir. She's just not into you. And America isn't into her.

Also, nice to see Sam continue her lesbian infatuation. And we all thought Muir was intolerant!

"Her Inspiring Voice Could Have Saved The Campaign!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're riding on the rollercoaster.

Muir--just because your crazy moronic ass likes it some Palin, doesn't mean America does.