Showing posts with label Y2K07. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Y2K07. Show all posts

Saturday, October 17, 2009

It HAS To Be A Conspiracy!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because grapefruit!

Muir doesn't understand why America has turned against the Republican Party's brand of incompetence mixed with evil. He thinks its a sinister plot.

The Illuminati Can Run, But They Can't Hide!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all righty then!

Just wait! Fred Thompson's cagey political instincts will carry him to triumph in the primaries! And the elections!

Not Like That Case Could Ever Get Thrown Out!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because every manjack of you!

Yeah! Whenever anyone champions the cause of the dervishes over the Empire, you know they have something personal in it, by gum!

They Don't Stop Believing, Do They?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my heart is the lion!

There you go, Zed. Don't let potential ruin get in the way of anti-Clinton zingers.

Stupid Furiners!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pecking order.

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Bears.

"Relax, Hon! We're Too Cool For Grinding Poverty!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tiny teardrops!

Yeah. Amazing how this storyline has no emotional heft whatsoever.

What? Not Mystery Business(tm)!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because landmark.

Alas, poor Mystery Business(tm), we knew him--not at all really, as a place where the obnoxious characters hung out while discussing politics and being obnoxious.

A Holiday Bronx Cheer.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because attack of the killer tomatoes.

"I mean, how dare he NOT immediately realize that Bush was cooler than he was! It was blindingly obvious."

"Your Anguish Brings Me Joy!"

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because 40 oz. to freedom!

Ahh, the holidays. When families come together.

That Pantsuited Fiend!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Dharma and Greg. 

Right. Because none of that could happen without Hillary's coaching. And it also shows her innate evil. Somehow.

Everyone Hates Her! I KNOW It!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we'll ship it for you, overnight! 

You know, as annoying as it was at the time, this strip makes me happy that Hlilary ran her campaign as long as she did.

Bill Should Pay For Giving Us Peace And Prosperity.

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tops!

Muir really hates Clinton. Not for any rational reason--not for any moral reason. He simply--hates him.

Yeah! Burn And Die, Clinton! Burn And Die!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pixie stix!

Muir appears to be too stupid to realize that he's spent more time writing about the Democratic race than the Republican one. And that that isn't good.

Truly, She Is Mormo!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Madagascar! 

Yes, Clinton is an obscenity that terrifies small children. Got it, Muir.

Why Are They Together Again?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sicily!

Yeah. At least I don't have to do another exploration of the fact that Muir clearly failed 'Philosophy 101'.

What The Hell!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sardinia!

Okay--the rejection of "conservatism" as a philosophy obviously doesn't mean that your reject any and all who agree with that philosophy. This is a simple concept that most of us figure out as we get older. However, instead of saying this, Muir has Jan go on a weird tangent that demonstrates that his knowledge of philosophy is shit.

And Have Liberals Stopped Beating Their Wives?

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Corsica!

You know--not only is Muir asking leading questions about a vast group of people, but it's quite clear he has no idea what he's asking. The question and answer seem to confuse the concepts of "objective truths" and "moral absolutes"--two different things entirely.

CNN Babies!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Fortinbras!

Yep. Media. Evil. Puppets. Clintons. Yep.

A Plague On Both Their Houses!

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't eat the green wobbly bit.

Yep. Everyone sucks, but people like Muir.

Interesting Choice...

It's All Our Yesterdays! Because coleslaw.

So--Zed names his kid after a Russian-Germanic despot who had her husband killed, and is popularly supposed to have died having sex with a horse.