It's All Our Yesterdays! Because grapefruit!
Muir doesn't understand why America has turned against the Republican Party's brand of incompetence mixed with evil. He thinks its a sinister plot.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
The Illuminati Can Run, But They Can't Hide!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all righty then!
Just wait! Fred Thompson's cagey political instincts will carry him to triumph in the primaries! And the elections!
Just wait! Fred Thompson's cagey political instincts will carry him to triumph in the primaries! And the elections!
Not Like That Case Could Ever Get Thrown Out!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because every manjack of you!
Yeah! Whenever anyone champions the cause of the dervishes over the Empire, you know they have something personal in it, by gum!
Yeah! Whenever anyone champions the cause of the dervishes over the Empire, you know they have something personal in it, by gum!
They Don't Stop Believing, Do They?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my heart is the lion!
There you go, Zed. Don't let potential ruin get in the way of anti-Clinton zingers.
There you go, Zed. Don't let potential ruin get in the way of anti-Clinton zingers.
"Relax, Hon! We're Too Cool For Grinding Poverty!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tiny teardrops!
Yeah. Amazing how this storyline has no emotional heft whatsoever.
Yeah. Amazing how this storyline has no emotional heft whatsoever.
What? Not Mystery Business(tm)!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because landmark.
Alas, poor Mystery Business(tm), we knew him--not at all really, as a place where the obnoxious characters hung out while discussing politics and being obnoxious.
Alas, poor Mystery Business(tm), we knew him--not at all really, as a place where the obnoxious characters hung out while discussing politics and being obnoxious.
A Holiday Bronx Cheer.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because attack of the killer tomatoes.
"I mean, how dare he NOT immediately realize that Bush was cooler than he was! It was blindingly obvious."
"I mean, how dare he NOT immediately realize that Bush was cooler than he was! It was blindingly obvious."
That Pantsuited Fiend!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Dharma and Greg.
Right. Because none of that could happen without Hillary's coaching. And it also shows her innate evil. Somehow.
Everyone Hates Her! I KNOW It!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we'll ship it for you, overnight!
You know, as annoying as it was at the time, this strip makes me happy that Hlilary ran her campaign as long as she did.
Bill Should Pay For Giving Us Peace And Prosperity.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tops!
Muir really hates Clinton. Not for any rational reason--not for any moral reason. He simply--hates him.
Muir really hates Clinton. Not for any rational reason--not for any moral reason. He simply--hates him.
Yeah! Burn And Die, Clinton! Burn And Die!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because pixie stix!
Muir appears to be too stupid to realize that he's spent more time writing about the Democratic race than the Republican one. And that that isn't good.
Muir appears to be too stupid to realize that he's spent more time writing about the Democratic race than the Republican one. And that that isn't good.
Truly, She Is Mormo!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Madagascar!
Yes, Clinton is an obscenity that terrifies small children. Got it, Muir.
Why Are They Together Again?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sicily!
Yeah. At least I don't have to do another exploration of the fact that Muir clearly failed 'Philosophy 101'.
Yeah. At least I don't have to do another exploration of the fact that Muir clearly failed 'Philosophy 101'.
What The Hell!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Sardinia!
Okay--the rejection of "conservatism" as a philosophy obviously doesn't mean that your reject any and all who agree with that philosophy. This is a simple concept that most of us figure out as we get older. However, instead of saying this, Muir has Jan go on a weird tangent that demonstrates that his knowledge of philosophy is shit.
Okay--the rejection of "conservatism" as a philosophy obviously doesn't mean that your reject any and all who agree with that philosophy. This is a simple concept that most of us figure out as we get older. However, instead of saying this, Muir has Jan go on a weird tangent that demonstrates that his knowledge of philosophy is shit.
And Have Liberals Stopped Beating Their Wives?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Corsica!
You know--not only is Muir asking leading questions about a vast group of people, but it's quite clear he has no idea what he's asking. The question and answer seem to confuse the concepts of "objective truths" and "moral absolutes"--two different things entirely.
You know--not only is Muir asking leading questions about a vast group of people, but it's quite clear he has no idea what he's asking. The question and answer seem to confuse the concepts of "objective truths" and "moral absolutes"--two different things entirely.
A Plague On Both Their Houses!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't eat the green wobbly bit.
Yep. Everyone sucks, but people like Muir.
Yep. Everyone sucks, but people like Muir.
Interesting Choice...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because coleslaw.
So--Zed names his kid after a Russian-Germanic despot who had her husband killed, and is popularly supposed to have died having sex with a horse.
So--Zed names his kid after a Russian-Germanic despot who had her husband killed, and is popularly supposed to have died having sex with a horse.
"Also, I'm Thinking Huge Blocks Of Infodump!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion.
Clearly, the Democrats are cruising towards defeat.
That said, why is Iraq 'turning around'? I thought we were always winning!
Clearly, the Democrats are cruising towards defeat.
That said, why is Iraq 'turning around'? I thought we were always winning!
Clinton! Evil!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Green Hornet!
Muir letting his inner-film geek out. In two years, this will become a sign of increasing mental illness. Right now, it's just a mediocre strip.
Muir letting his inner-film geek out. In two years, this will become a sign of increasing mental illness. Right now, it's just a mediocre strip.
Trade Is EVIL!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Fremont!
And Muir demonstrates his incredible inability to understand politics. And the military. And the world in general.
And Muir demonstrates his incredible inability to understand politics. And the military. And the world in general.
Classy, Muir!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because he eats women like they was sushi.
Yep! Ted Kennedy is a drunk! And a hypocrite! But mostly a drunk!
Yep! Ted Kennedy is a drunk! And a hypocrite! But mostly a drunk!
Evil Media! Evil Clinton! EVIL!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because when Jesus comes to claim us, and says it is enough, the diamonds will be gathered, no longer in the rough.
Right. People should lose their jobs for lying. Unless they're Republicans. And the lies cause people to die. That's cool.
Right. People should lose their jobs for lying. Unless they're Republicans. And the lies cause people to die. That's cool.
Heh! No Way Any Of These Losers Could Beat Us!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because grog!
Yep. Obama is creepy for wanting to be President in kindergarten, Hillary is creepy for mentioning it. Why can't they be like non-creepy Dick Cheney?
Yep. Obama is creepy for wanting to be President in kindergarten, Hillary is creepy for mentioning it. Why can't they be like non-creepy Dick Cheney?
"Many Shall Die!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because there goes the boy who's crazy over sweet Daisy Mae!
I know it's an old joke, but the manner that Muir delivers it continues to make Zed and Sam creepy sociopaths and potential multiple-murderers.
I know it's an old joke, but the manner that Muir delivers it continues to make Zed and Sam creepy sociopaths and potential multiple-murderers.
"We'll Make Him Cut Himself!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Kallikaks!
Make him pay for what? He didn't say anything remotely offensive. Slightly corny, perhaps, but not offensive...
Make him pay for what? He didn't say anything remotely offensive. Slightly corny, perhaps, but not offensive...
Friday, October 16, 2009
He's Really Banking On Hillary's Candidacy.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Puff the Magic Dragon.
So, even major life events don't stop them from delivering right-wing political talking points. How... special.
So, even major life events don't stop them from delivering right-wing political talking points. How... special.
Ah, Yes. The Breast-Feeding Fetish.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a crapsack world.
I'd heard about this. Experiencing it is... something else.
I'd heard about this. Experiencing it is... something else.
Yeah.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tiptoe through the tulips.
Anyone want to explain to Muir that's not how it works?
Of course not. That'd mean talking to the bastard.
Anyone want to explain to Muir that's not how it works?
Of course not. That'd mean talking to the bastard.
That's Not Quite What They Said.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Red Ryder rifle.
As I've noted, Muir manages to combine the worst aspects of fawning worship of wealth with bitter resentment of the wealthy.
I call this condition "Rand Syndrome".
As I've noted, Muir manages to combine the worst aspects of fawning worship of wealth with bitter resentment of the wealthy.
I call this condition "Rand Syndrome".
Thank You Samurai Mom!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's a bughunt!
Doubtless, Captain Mitty isn't quite sure they're all on his side.
Doubtless, Captain Mitty isn't quite sure they're all on his side.
That's A Good Question.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because up jumped the devil!
Hopefully, even Muir won't want to drag this pregnancy out any longer...
Hopefully, even Muir won't want to drag this pregnancy out any longer...
Hee Hee! So Clever.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all that she wants.
Yep. Clinton's like a robot. Oh, and Obama's running.
Yep. Clinton's like a robot. Oh, and Obama's running.
Or Like A Really Bad Up With People Group.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Frederic Remington.
Remember how I said when Muir finds a theme he likes, he tends to stick with it for awhile?
Remember how I said when Muir finds a theme he likes, he tends to stick with it for awhile?
"We're A Danger To Ourselves And Others!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Wichita!
"Oh, and we killed a couple people on the way here. Just for kicks, you know."
"Oh, and we killed a couple people on the way here. Just for kicks, you know."
How... Wacky.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm always the last to leave.
Yeah. 'Profiling'--doesn't mean what you think it means, Muir,
Yeah. 'Profiling'--doesn't mean what you think it means, Muir,
Yeah. Another One.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my baby does the hanky-panky.
Well, that's one thing you can say about Muir. When he finds a theme he likes, he sticks with it.
Well, that's one thing you can say about Muir. When he finds a theme he likes, he sticks with it.
Hillary = Evil!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because kiss me, Hardy.
Wait--when Schwarzenegger was depicted as a Terminator, it's a sign of how cool he is. When Hillary is depicted as one it shows that she's inhuman and evil.
I think Muir is confused.
Wait--when Schwarzenegger was depicted as a Terminator, it's a sign of how cool he is. When Hillary is depicted as one it shows that she's inhuman and evil.
I think Muir is confused.
"Yeah! She's Like A Robot! Ha!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the mighty hunter!
Muir continues to bet on Hillary's inevitable candidacy.
Muir continues to bet on Hillary's inevitable candidacy.
Sayeth The Vulture.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dum-dum!
Right. I mean, if assholes like you didn't keep sending young boys out to die--why civilization would collapse! Then we'd be sorry! So why do we keep picking on you for it?
Right. I mean, if assholes like you didn't keep sending young boys out to die--why civilization would collapse! Then we'd be sorry! So why do we keep picking on you for it?
WWII Wasn't Like WWII
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the staff began to bloom.
See! Some rebuilding means that all our problems are ending!
See! Some rebuilding means that all our problems are ending!
"I May Be Robbing The Cradle, But You Are Robbing The Grave!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because footloose and fancy free.
No, you haven't traded your first wife in for a younger model.
No, you haven't traded your first wife in for a younger model.
"She Plans To Kill You In Your Sleep."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because King Darius!
Well, hey, at least we didn't have to hear more of Samurai Mom's dialogue...
Well, hey, at least we didn't have to hear more of Samurai Mom's dialogue...
Wait--Wait--Why Is Hillary Beside The Media, Instead Of In Front Of Them?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because oddities.
Yeah. He really expects to be making fun of candidate Clinton all through 2008...
Yeah. He really expects to be making fun of candidate Clinton all through 2008...
Imbibe The Crazy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because here comes the sun king.
Sure. The whole Lewinsky affair was the Clintons' evil plot to distract people from their evildoings, and make the Republicans impeach Bill on a trumped-up charge to...
Okay. I think I better head back to reality now.
Sure. The whole Lewinsky affair was the Clintons' evil plot to distract people from their evildoings, and make the Republicans impeach Bill on a trumped-up charge to...
Okay. I think I better head back to reality now.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
It's SOOO Unfair!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's crystal meth in a can!
Yep! How dare they search white guys? Only evil brown guys blow up planes!
Yep! How dare they search white guys? Only evil brown guys blow up planes!
Yep. "Blanco". Not "White House".
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because he is a fool who will not heed the call.
"And our blatant incompetence?"
"What now?"
"Well, we did drop the ball."
"We did what...?"
"And our blatant incompetence?"
"What now?"
"Well, we did drop the ball."
"We did what...?"
"She's This Annoying Redhead..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because devil take the hindmost.
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I know it's a classic gag, but damn, that's stupid.
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I know it's a classic gag, but damn, that's stupid.
It's Samurai Mom!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because my fantastic plastic lover.
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Love the 'movie foreign' talk. Yep. Fun times ahead.
...
Love the 'movie foreign' talk. Yep. Fun times ahead.
Yeah. Forcing Gore To Crash His Plane. Funny.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's Icarus!
Why did he turn this into a series of strips again? What screamed out at him--'this is comedy gold'?
See if, we knew that, we might be able to cure him.
Why did he turn this into a series of strips again? What screamed out at him--'this is comedy gold'?
See if, we knew that, we might be able to cure him.
Damn The Wealthy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because BUELLER!
Muir seems to be torn between his worship of what wealth can bring to you and his resentment that it's not him.
Muir seems to be torn between his worship of what wealth can bring to you and his resentment that it's not him.
Ahh. Right. Jan's Father Is Rich. And Spanish.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because parsnip!
Hey! Maybe Daddy El Dorado and Mama Samurai could hook up! That'd be neat!
Hey! Maybe Daddy El Dorado and Mama Samurai could hook up! That'd be neat!
Also Sid Vicious. 'Course He's Also Dead.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the beast from Yucca Flats!
So--Skye is such an asshat that she can't be bothered to drive correctly. Got it.
So--Skye is such an asshat that she can't be bothered to drive correctly. Got it.
Yep! Her Evil Health Plan!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because run coward!
Boy, your evil future Presidential candidate is sure evil, Dems! HEALTH CARE BAD!
Boy, your evil future Presidential candidate is sure evil, Dems! HEALTH CARE BAD!
They're Creepy And They're Kooky And All Together Ooky.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do the hustle!
Why do I get the impression that I don't want to go visit that family's house? Especially if I want to make it to my next birthday...
Why do I get the impression that I don't want to go visit that family's house? Especially if I want to make it to my next birthday...
Wait. She's Drinking. While Pregnant.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Dalek's Master Plan!
This is just like Mad Men. Only stupid and bad.
This is just like Mad Men. Only stupid and bad.
"And That's Why We Have To Sexually Humilate Them!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Georgia Brown.
Again... who wants to punch Muir right now? Just--nail him once in the face?
Again... who wants to punch Muir right now? Just--nail him once in the face?
"'Cause Evil Brown Skinned Muslim Guys Don't Like Looking At Ladies!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because where did you go my lovely?
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Who wants to hit Muir now? Come on. Raise your hands!
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...
Who wants to hit Muir now? Come on. Raise your hands!
Wait--She's Longing For What Now?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Roland!
I don't know how much of that is Muir's innate douchebaggery, and how much is a poor choice of wording. And to be honest, I don't really care.
I don't know how much of that is Muir's innate douchebaggery, and how much is a poor choice of wording. And to be honest, I don't really care.
Yep! Shot In The Butt! Hee-Hee!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because shampoo!
Yep. Let's see if the wacky liberal learns a valuable lesson from all this.
Yep. Let's see if the wacky liberal learns a valuable lesson from all this.
"Why Do They Hate Us? Because They're Evil!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because think blue!
Yep. Brilliant.
No wait. Idiotic. That was the word I was looking for.
Yep. Brilliant.
No wait. Idiotic. That was the word I was looking for.
Ha! 'Cause CNN Sucks!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because roll over, Beethoven.
Yep. War is good! Love the troops! Hate the media. USA! USA!
Yep. War is good! Love the troops! Hate the media. USA! USA!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Strike Of The Retcon Bomb!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because on a carousel.
I was think about talking about this. Then I came to my senses.
I was think about talking about this. Then I came to my senses.
You Silly Fool!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sand in my shoes!
'How has the neocon belief in unilateral invasion caused any of the chaos our unilateral invasion of Iraq has unleashed?"
'How has the neocon belief in unilateral invasion caused any of the chaos our unilateral invasion of Iraq has unleashed?"
International Law Is A Sign Of Weakness!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because oddball!
Yep. Ahmadinejad has personally been shooting people. So we should shoot him. Or something. Because that would be cool.
Yep. Ahmadinejad has personally been shooting people. So we should shoot him. Or something. Because that would be cool.
And He's Got Horns!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because oomph!
Damn it! That evil Soros! Why can't he let us turn America into a dictatorship in peace?
Damn it! That evil Soros! Why can't he let us turn America into a dictatorship in peace?
"We Could Always Sell Him Weapons! That's Worked For Us Before!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because jingle bells!
Darn it--why do we have to act like the Iranians are humans?
Darn it--why do we have to act like the Iranians are humans?
Wha...?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because deer tick.
Ummm... Right.
You know--I'm having problems believing this storyline.
Ummm... Right.
You know--I'm having problems believing this storyline.
Yep! And I Learned All This In Five Days!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because vague!
So you see--they will begin to realize that they're wrong. You just have to give it time!
So you see--they will begin to realize that they're wrong. You just have to give it time!
Any Second Now...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because mongoose!
See--you can only get so much feckless liberalness out of a feckless liberal.
See--you can only get so much feckless liberalness out of a feckless liberal.
A BRILLIANT STRATEGEM!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because tennis!
"It's part of an ongoing brainwashing attempt. The drugs should kick in any moment now."
"It's part of an ongoing brainwashing attempt. The drugs should kick in any moment now."
I Hope We Win.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because two little Indian Boys.
Yeah. The evil cowardly Dems might be scared into not being quite so evil and cowardly. Maybe.
Yeah. The evil cowardly Dems might be scared into not being quite so evil and cowardly. Maybe.
It's Another Conspiracy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you worthless sack of shit.
Yep! They're evil! Evil! Evil traitory traitors!
Yep! They're evil! Evil! Evil traitory traitors!
The Foolish Fools!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because turnbull!
Yep. The Democrats don't realize what America wants. MORE WAR!
Yep. The Democrats don't realize what America wants. MORE WAR!
Never Let Your Hatred Die!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because not fade away.
Never forget--we lost a lot of people to the forces of evil brown-skinned Muslim guys on 9/11. Less than we've lost paying them back for killing them all--but a lot of people.
Never forget--we lost a lot of people to the forces of evil brown-skinned Muslim guys on 9/11. Less than we've lost paying them back for killing them all--but a lot of people.
We're Finally Balancing Out The Truth With Lies!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because idiot wind.
Now people will see we aren't losing. And that things aren't sliding into chaos! And that people aren't shooting at us!
Now people will see we aren't losing. And that things aren't sliding into chaos! And that people aren't shooting at us!
Wow! Those Treacherous Traitors!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bread!
Yeah. Wonder if Muir realizes that Osama prefers having Republicans run things, since they make recruiting so easy. Probably not.
Yeah. Wonder if Muir realizes that Osama prefers having Republicans run things, since they make recruiting so easy. Probably not.
Heh. Hillary! She's Evil!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because opsie!
Oh, great. Muir is finally trying to expand his horrifically boring cast. Wunderbar.
Oh, great. Muir is finally trying to expand his horrifically boring cast. Wunderbar.
"Only Absolute Loyalty To The Master Will Be Rewarded!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bassoon!
Yep! Sending cards ahead to personnel noting that a Congresswoman is an opponent of the war is just how things should run! There's nothing McCarthyesque about it all! Even if some of the information mentioned on said card was false!
Yep! Sending cards ahead to personnel noting that a Congresswoman is an opponent of the war is just how things should run! There's nothing McCarthyesque about it all! Even if some of the information mentioned on said card was false!
Bill Clinton! He's Slimy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because you're worth it, baby.
Umm. Yeah. Now Muir's ripping off Cable Guy. Which is all kinds of sad.
Umm. Yeah. Now Muir's ripping off Cable Guy. Which is all kinds of sad.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
She's Like Moriarty!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because stop the music.
HA! Just wait Dems! Your presidential ambitions are going down in FLAMES! We're going to skewer your inevitable candidate! Just you watch!
HA! Just wait Dems! Your presidential ambitions are going down in FLAMES! We're going to skewer your inevitable candidate! Just you watch!
Yep! Sure Showed Her!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because on Desolation Row!
Apparently he doesn't realize that Hillary was aping the opinion of several neocon commentators.
Apparently he doesn't realize that Hillary was aping the opinion of several neocon commentators.
Yep. That's Championing Freedom There, Muir, My Boy.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because wind it up!
It's worth noting that the article got shouted down--AT THE HUFFINGTON POST.
Three years later--Right wingers call for a coup against Obama. Most wingnuts think the idea has merits.
Sedition is a dangerous crime. When it's done by a marginal figure on the left with no political power.
It's worth noting that the article got shouted down--AT THE HUFFINGTON POST.
Three years later--Right wingers call for a coup against Obama. Most wingnuts think the idea has merits.
Sedition is a dangerous crime. When it's done by a marginal figure on the left with no political power.
He Did NOT Just Say That!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because do I get a coconut?
"Clearly, we should have invaded back 2001! Then there never would have been a 9-11!"
Yeah. Logic is NOT Muir's strong point.
"Clearly, we should have invaded back 2001! Then there never would have been a 9-11!"
Yeah. Logic is NOT Muir's strong point.
"Cause We Liberated It And Stuff!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because send it to Soupy Sales!
Well, this little attempt at propaganda is finally ending...
Well, this little attempt at propaganda is finally ending...
I LOVE Big Brother!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because WHAT?
And the five days that you, a moronic imbecile who has always supported the war, spent in Iraq, proved this to you.
And the five days that you, a moronic imbecile who has always supported the war, spent in Iraq, proved this to you.
It's A Conspiracy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Cathars!
Yeah. You sure have it all figured out.
You fucking pathetic shit.
Yeah. You sure have it all figured out.
You fucking pathetic shit.
It's Easy To Change Your Mind When You're Completely Self-Absorbed!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because what happened?
Right. Difference of opinions over wars fought on false pretenses are like--oh, vacation plans. Something where it's best to settle in the middle.
Right. Difference of opinions over wars fought on false pretenses are like--oh, vacation plans. Something where it's best to settle in the middle.
Conservatism Means Not Caring About Anyone Else!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Western Han!
And thus, Muir skates by a major embarrassment and defeat for the Bush White House...
And thus, Muir skates by a major embarrassment and defeat for the Bush White House...
How Did They Survive A Childhood In Close Proximity To Each Other?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because on Ventura--there she goes!
So--as it now stands, his cast is 100% sociopath...
So--as it now stands, his cast is 100% sociopath...
Gasp! The Government Is Using Its Domestic Spy Program--TO SPY ON US!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because kneel before Zod!
And yet, Muir doesn't seem to see how the other things he supports shade quite naturally into this...
And yet, Muir doesn't seem to see how the other things he supports shade quite naturally into this...
What A Bunch Of Big Babies!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I need new shoes.
"I mean, what did we ever do to them? Other than insult them constantly for not completely agreeing with our opinions always, of course."
"I mean, what did we ever do to them? Other than insult them constantly for not completely agreeing with our opinions always, of course."
How Is The Air On The Square Planet?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Megaweapon!
"If the Democrats don't cheerfully waltz into our deathtrap--they're wussies!"
"If the Democrats don't cheerfully waltz into our deathtrap--they're wussies!"
She's Done A Total Flip!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because zoom--zoom--zoom.
"Of course she does. Anyone in this comic with a half a brain cell realizes that the war is good and just!"
"Of course she does. Anyone in this comic with a half a brain cell realizes that the war is good and just!"
Again--WINNING!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because elm trees!
"Most Iraqis know we only bombed the shit out of them because we love them."
"Most Iraqis know we only bombed the shit out of them because we love them."
And Once Again--We're Winning!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hoka-hey!
Yeah. What a light-hearted romp. See--they don't hate us at all. Yep.
Yeah. What a light-hearted romp. See--they don't hate us at all. Yep.
Like Those Roving Chem Labs, Eh, Muir?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I see dead people.
Yep. How dare that faker fake things for his own benefit. He should fake things to help us start a new war!
Yep. How dare that faker fake things for his own benefit. He should fake things to help us start a new war!
See! I Have To Be Right Now!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sand is glass!
Yep. The New Republic--which has naturally always opposed the war--printed a "fake" war diary. So all criticism of the war is disproven. Yep.
Yep. The New Republic--which has naturally always opposed the war--printed a "fake" war diary. So all criticism of the war is disproven. Yep.
Yep! But Remember--We're Winning!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because dice!
So... Remember the fact that we're facing entrenched civilian resistance means NOTHING!
So... Remember the fact that we're facing entrenched civilian resistance means NOTHING!
"But Remember--We're Winning!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because turnip!
Glad to see being in a war zone hasn't stopped the wit we love so well.
Glad to see being in a war zone hasn't stopped the wit we love so well.
Somebody Has To Prove Santayana Right!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Mum-ra!
"Yep! Vietnam is in the past! So let's forget it, so that we can make the same mistakes in the future!"
"Yep! Vietnam is in the past! So let's forget it, so that we can make the same mistakes in the future!"
See! See!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the way is clear!
A few selectively chosen facts and statistics proves that things aren't going bad at all! And that the Evil Liberal Media are doing this to let the terrorists win!
A few selectively chosen facts and statistics proves that things aren't going bad at all! And that the Evil Liberal Media are doing this to let the terrorists win!
What Is It With The Bestiality Fetish?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because it's like a B-Movie!
"Yep! That's the source of all negative stories from Iraq. Lying soldiers!"
"Yep! That's the source of all negative stories from Iraq. Lying soldiers!"
Black Magic Woman.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because we need more ice cubes!
So--apparently Skye is a voudoun. Okay. I buy it.
So--apparently Skye is a voudoun. Okay. I buy it.
Yeah. Those Things Can See Anything.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the swan knight!
Yep. Zed and Sam are old. And fat. And going to have twins.
Yep. Zed and Sam are old. And fat. And going to have twins.
"Yep! They Just Make Things Up! Obviously!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the circle of life.
Yeah. Muir--you yourself acknowledged that Jamil Hussein existed, remember?
Yeah. Muir--you yourself acknowledged that Jamil Hussein existed, remember?
Yeah. More Of This. Great.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Peppermint Man!
Apparently, Skye slouches in the exactly same way whenever she eats popcorn.
Apparently, Skye slouches in the exactly same way whenever she eats popcorn.
Go Captain Mitty--GOOOOO!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because for Narnia!
Yep. Zed is so brave, killing that imaginary terrorist. This proves that Muir's worldview is correct. The things his imaginary alter-ego does.
Yep. Zed is so brave, killing that imaginary terrorist. This proves that Muir's worldview is correct. The things his imaginary alter-ego does.
That Traitory Traitor!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because George Foreman!
Yep! Troop withdrawal plans are unAmerican! A draining indefinite stay in Iraq is clearly in our best interests!
Yep! Troop withdrawal plans are unAmerican! A draining indefinite stay in Iraq is clearly in our best interests!
"See! They're Lying! My Fictional Soldiers Prove It!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Mr. Magoo!
Of course, Muir's fictional soldiers don't have to fight an actual war, so keeping their spirits up is easy...
Of course, Muir's fictional soldiers don't have to fight an actual war, so keeping their spirits up is easy...
Ho-hum.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sword of my need!
Yep. Democrats. Evil. Cowardly. Blue States. Full of traitors.
Yep. Democrats. Evil. Cowardly. Blue States. Full of traitors.
A Wit So Subtle, It Barely Exists.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because America loves Dunkin'.
Yeah. Another 'forgot the punchline' comic. Great.
Yeah. Another 'forgot the punchline' comic. Great.
Yep! New York Is Full Of Teh Queers!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the Aleph!
...
Amazing thing about Muir--when he finds something to be extra stupid about--he holds onto it like a dog with a new chew toy.
...
Amazing thing about Muir--when he finds something to be extra stupid about--he holds onto it like a dog with a new chew toy.
I Blame The Male-Ocracy!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because don't you forget my unicorn!
Right. Should someone mention the actual COMPLAINTS that female military members have made about their treatment, or should we just move on?
Right. Should someone mention the actual COMPLAINTS that female military members have made about their treatment, or should we just move on?
"Hey, Let's Vietnam!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because in the name of the moon, I will punish you!
"Why do the evil liberal media keep stabbing us in the back? Don't they realize we'd win if they didn't do that? Because that's how awesome we are!"
"Why do the evil liberal media keep stabbing us in the back? Don't they realize we'd win if they didn't do that? Because that's how awesome we are!"
Opinions Other Than Mine Must Be False!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hold me tight!
"Pfft. All who fail to see the glory of our war in Iraq are fools! The American public are with me! And those that aren't are traitors!"
"Pfft. All who fail to see the glory of our war in Iraq are fools! The American public are with me! And those that aren't are traitors!"
Yep. Hillary. President. Yep.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because only a master of evil, Darth.
Let's just soak in the irony, shall we?
Let's just soak in the irony, shall we?
Has He Even Moved?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because invisible guns!
So apparently Damon sits on his ass for days at a time. That makes sense.
So apparently Damon sits on his ass for days at a time. That makes sense.
Right....
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because his name is Bobby. He looks like a potato.
Oh, great. Now they're speaking in gibberish. Next thing you know they'll be smearing feces on the wall.
Oh, great. Now they're speaking in gibberish. Next thing you know they'll be smearing feces on the wall.
A Cogent Argument!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because now we're in Egypt!
"The fact that you, a fictional creation, don't recognize that that headline was fictional within this fictional universe PROVES THE LIBERAL MEDIA IS EVIL!"
"The fact that you, a fictional creation, don't recognize that that headline was fictional within this fictional universe PROVES THE LIBERAL MEDIA IS EVIL!"
"If You Repeat It Often Enough..."
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I am a man which am a Jew of Tarsus, a city in Cilicia, a citizen of no mean city: and, I beseech thee, suffer me to speak unto the people.
"Right--the media never issued reports on progress being made. And tons of it is being made! Tons! That whole civil war thing? Total balderdash! I didn't see it--and I was there on a guided tour for FIVE DAYS!"
"Right--the media never issued reports on progress being made. And tons of it is being made! Tons! That whole civil war thing? Total balderdash! I didn't see it--and I was there on a guided tour for FIVE DAYS!"
See? They're Having A Wonderful Time!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because office space for rent.
Sure, Muir. Sure. That's exactly what it's like over there.
Sure, Muir. Sure. That's exactly what it's like over there.
"Cease Your Fornications, Woman! Thy Fetus Demands It!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because looking through a glass onion.
Yay! Now we can go back to handling illegal immigration the same way we're handling it right now! Doing nothing of value, while assuaging the fears of white bigots through futile gestures!
Yay! Now we can go back to handling illegal immigration the same way we're handling it right now! Doing nothing of value, while assuaging the fears of white bigots through futile gestures!
"And By Global, We Mean Pakistan and Afghanistan!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because Om.
Yep! Dems! Cowardly cowards! Don't they see pulling out of Iraq will destroy us? The terrorists will get nukes! And blow us all up! And stuff! What? Of course I'm thinking this through? STOP STARING AT ME!
Yep! Dems! Cowardly cowards! Don't they see pulling out of Iraq will destroy us? The terrorists will get nukes! And blow us all up! And stuff! What? Of course I'm thinking this through? STOP STARING AT ME!
We DEMAND More Bigotry!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because bouncey bouncey!
Yep. Why don't they realize that Mexicans are subhuman? Why?
Yep. Why don't they realize that Mexicans are subhuman? Why?
"They're Traitory Traitors! And Wimpy Wimps!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because ugly is to the bone!
Yep! The Democrats! Wealthy elitists! Not like Republicans, especially New England blueblood President George W. Bush.
Yep! The Democrats! Wealthy elitists! Not like Republicans, especially New England blueblood President George W. Bush.
No One Will Ever Miss Them!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because begin--NOW!
Yeah! We're so much better than the imaginary New York Times I've made up it's uncanny!
Yeah! We're so much better than the imaginary New York Times I've made up it's uncanny!
See? We ARE Winning!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because space is nifty!
Yep! Everything's GREAT in Mosul! And in Iraq! It's all fine! Hip hip hooray!
Yep! Everything's GREAT in Mosul! And in Iraq! It's all fine! Hip hip hooray!
Just Like--NAZI GERMANY!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because hands across the water.
"I mean, it's not like privately-funded, politically-polarized programming could be used to create a permanently angry base of cranks with an authoritarian mindset and nebulous grasp on reality! A base that would--in the name of preserving the nation, destroy it!"
"I mean, it's not like privately-funded, politically-polarized programming could be used to create a permanently angry base of cranks with an authoritarian mindset and nebulous grasp on reality! A base that would--in the name of preserving the nation, destroy it!"
Yeah. Sure.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because sand in an hourglass...
Yeah. That's what the Left thinks about soldiers. Because the Left are traitors.
Yeah. That's what the Left thinks about soldiers. Because the Left are traitors.
Gore! What A Loser!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm collecting those!
Same joke as yesterday. Only now with a lousy pun.
Same joke as yesterday. Only now with a lousy pun.
"Hey--I Get The Impression There's Something You're Not Telling Me!"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because set phasers to KILL!
So, their security guard is such a moron, she still hasn't pieced together how Jan and Zed are connected, or even thought to ask.
I'd sure feel safe with that sort of help.
So, their security guard is such a moron, she still hasn't pieced together how Jan and Zed are connected, or even thought to ask.
I'd sure feel safe with that sort of help.
"Why Do People Dare SOCIALIZE With Me?"
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because the things you think are precious, I don't understand.
"You'll be the first to die, old man!"
"You'll be the first to die, old man!"
Ha. Ha.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because that's your answer to everything.
Yeah. The Master rocks at stopping the evil brown-skinned Muslims but the evil brown-skinned Hispanics that want to sneak into America AND DESTROY IT--well, he seems to think they're people for some reason...
Yeah. The Master rocks at stopping the evil brown-skinned Muslims but the evil brown-skinned Hispanics that want to sneak into America AND DESTROY IT--well, he seems to think they're people for some reason...
Faker! Faker!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because blood and iron!
Yeah! He has to be imaginary! He doesn't like America!
Yeah! He has to be imaginary! He doesn't like America!
Yep. Same Thing.
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I'm on my way--don't know where I'm going.
Ha! Illegal immigrants are just like alien monsters!
Ha! Illegal immigrants are just like alien monsters!
Can't We All Just Get Along?
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because all hands on deck.
Despite our problems, I'm sure we can all get along, as long as the Democrats realize that most Americans want the Republicans to run everything and turn the nation into an authoritarian oligarchy, despite the fact that the Democrats handily won that election last year, by a huge margin.
So, put down your weapon. We won't stab you in the back. Honest.
Despite our problems, I'm sure we can all get along, as long as the Democrats realize that most Americans want the Republicans to run everything and turn the nation into an authoritarian oligarchy, despite the fact that the Democrats handily won that election last year, by a huge margin.
So, put down your weapon. We won't stab you in the back. Honest.
But--'Harvey' Really Exists In The Movie...
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because I drink your milkshake.
Right. Clearly we bloggers and wingnuts with our chickenhawk love of wars that we don't have to sacrifice anything for are the ones who know the truth, while the evil liberal media peddles lies and is in league with terrorists. Because if they aren't--we're wrong.
Right. Clearly we bloggers and wingnuts with our chickenhawk love of wars that we don't have to sacrifice anything for are the ones who know the truth, while the evil liberal media peddles lies and is in league with terrorists. Because if they aren't--we're wrong.
And that just can't be the case.
Also, They Smell!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because insane in the membrane!
Ha! Those journalists! They're cowards! That's why they oppose this war! Yep!
Ha! Those journalists! They're cowards! That's why they oppose this war! Yep!
Yep! They Make Stuff Up!
It's All Our Yesterdays! Because reindeer!
"Right! All those people that the evil Liberal Media says are dying aren't dying! Honest!"
"What's that? I have no shame? I am the disgrace to this nation that I claim opponents of the war are? Nonsense! The only way to support our troops is to insist they be sent into harm's way! Everybody knows that!"
"Right! All those people that the evil Liberal Media says are dying aren't dying! Honest!"
"What's that? I have no shame? I am the disgrace to this nation that I claim opponents of the war are? Nonsense! The only way to support our troops is to insist they be sent into harm's way! Everybody knows that!"
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